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2013

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So much goes on every time I leave the house, from obese women buying 27 dollar bags of peanut M&Ms, to the war on Gluten, to insane girls talking to me in tongues but not using their tongues on me or my asshole…but I never remember any of it…I mean I know I got my dick sucked last night, I just don’t know when or where or by who….or is it by whom?….grammar.

Here are some morning links even though it’s lunch time…

Paris Hilton as Miley Cyrus
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Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Looks Better than Ever According to Kim Kardashian’s PR People
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Some Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Please Don’t Dress Like This for Halloween
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20 Lesbian Movies Everyone Should See
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The World’s Largest Moustache
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10 People Who Were Killed By Their Pets
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Scary Vintage Halloween Costumes
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Cow Steals a Cigarette
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Tara Reid’s Half Naked Body Turns Me On…
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Pranking His Mom Video…
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Ain’t No Woman Like the One Getting Naked on Cam for Free
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2013

27

Oct

White Girl Twerk of the Day

I like that white girls who twerk are called Snow Flakes…because no two snow flakes are the same…

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2013

27

Oct

Miley Cyrus SNL Nip Slip GIF of the Day

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2013

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out that inviting girls you’ve never met before to shower with you is a bad strategy to get them to actually shower with you…even if you suggest you keep your underwear on…apparently they find it creepy and are only into showering with you if you don’t actually tell them your intentions in advance…go into your weekend with those words of wisdom…you may have a better chance showering with girls you’ve never met….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls with Squishy Boobs
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Two of the Best T-Shirts I Have Ever Seen…
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This is the Craziest Picture of the Day
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Maria Menounos Big Booty in a Dress…
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Bad Grandpa Visits a Tantric Sex Class and It is Probably Funnier than the Movie – Amazing
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Maria Sharapova in a See Through
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Nicole Richie Lookin’ Old With Rockin’ Tits…
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Ana Braga Nipple
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Shannon Pulling Off her Censored Top
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Mariah Carey Hotness
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Drunken States of America
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Sheep Could Use a Throat Lozenge
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Eliza Sys Hot Tits for S Magazine
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Sweaty Boots….
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Hilary Duff Doing the Mom
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13 Celebs and Their Youngerselves
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These are the Hottest Pics of Gaga
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Katherine McPhee Ass in Tight Dress
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What The Fuck? Mercedes Javid’s Sloppy Tits. She Obviously Loves Being Humiliated…
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10 Facts About the Simpsons
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Ali Larter Pokies
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Fat Sydney Leathers is the New Bree Olsen
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The Best Way to Try on Clothes
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Demi Lovato is Shitty in Glamour
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Drive Thru Seduction
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Bitches in NUTS
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A Whole Bunch of Car Selfies
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Which Pig Would You Rather Fuck?
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Frida Gustavsson Scary
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Crazy Stir Fry
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Kids in Amazing Costumes
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Miley Cyrus’ Tongue Won’t Stop
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Adriana Abenia is Amazing in GQ
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Yoga Pants
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The First Porno Cartoon Ever Made
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Farrah Abraham Mom Tattoo
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Fitness Gear
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Tori Praver is Hot as Fuck
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Morgan Freeman Reading What Does a Fox Say
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Two of the Best T-Shirts I Have Ever Seen…
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17 Shitty Pumpkin Carvings
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7 Real Life Monsters
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Tennis Tits….
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Dolphin Man…..
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Live NAKED Babes…1000s of Live Naked Babes….
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Cute Girl Surprises You..
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Daisy Caught Having Sex in the Grass
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Fucking a Champagne Bottle…
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Weirdest Fetish Ever
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Three LEsbians on a Boat
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Housewife Strips for her Husband…
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LEARN HOW GIRLS LIKE TO FUCK
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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2013

25

Oct

Lady Gaga’s Cry For Attention Continues of the Day

This is what serious desperation looks like…

She’s trying so hard…but no one cares…even when she pulls out her tits and acts theatrical it gets ignored…and records aren’t sold…because she’s gone too far into fake obscure for anything she does to be shocking or interesting, other than maybe suicide…which we’d all appreciate, endorse and support…

She’s the worst…and her body is keeping’ is also the worst…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

25

Oct

Some Never Before Seen Madonna Nudes of the Day

The story goes like this…in 1977 Madonna wasn’t Madonna yet and she, like so many girls before her and after her who have tits and a vagina, decided to do some nude photos, whether to help pay the rent, or because she thought she was hot enough and it made her feel appreciated, or maybe she was trying to leverage herself into some sort of next level…and what it comes down is her motivation doesn’t matter. I am just glad it happened….

I wonder why it took so long for these pics to be released, I would have been up on this when she was at her peak, not when she peaked in terms of age…..I mean she’s got an awesome fucking bush…that should have been shared years ago…and not now that we need to wish had a time machine to appreciate the social climbing fame whore that was..

This is kinda like jerking off to your grandma’s bikini pics….it’s almost as though we’re not even looking at the same fucking person…but 1977 was a good year and more importantly I like how it reminds us how old as fuck Madonna is…

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2013

25

Oct

Lady Gaga’s Moustache Lingerie Attention Cry Press Conference of the Day

Lady Gaga is dumpy and ridiculous and always has been. She was a fabricated lie by the record labels who proved that with marketing and a little concept idiots everywhere would get totally sucked into her shit, including herself…

Well she showed up to a press conference in lingerie with a Parisian moustache…

We call this outfit, falling the fuck off, making a fool of yourself for attention, hoping your silly stunts, that are just silly stick and people respect you as an artist again, even though more focus is put on shitty publicity stunts that get boring, than on producing good quality product, you fool.

What a joke.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2013

25

Oct

French Actress Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Lesbian Scene the Day

This is not pornography, this is art, it is cinema, and like fashion, the nudity associated with cinema is considered ART and not pornography, even though it is as pornographic as mainstream movies can get, I mean she’s in so deep she probably got poo on her nose…

Her name is Adele Exarchopoulos, she’s getting a lot of hype, mainly cuz of this movie that was banned in America called Blue is the Warmest Color, that is about high school kids who fuck….the other actress is Lea Seydoux, who plays the older lady who fucks the younger girl, and the whole thing reminds us just how great French women are…and how great French cinema is…

The movie opens in the States this week, maybe even today, looks awesome enough for me, even if there is only 10 minutes of fucking in the 3 hour movie, but I’m always into watching movies for the sex, and I am really into giving girls any reason to to dyke out like they want to, but would never, without a purpose, like it is a job, so they actually do it….

Looks hot to me…

Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos|Léa Seydoux|NSFW

2013

25

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Instagram Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this Victoria’s Secret fitness picture on her social media, and I totally approve of this type of behavior, even if it is being trickled down to us from an evil corporation, because sometimes evil corporations figure out just how easy it is to trick us into looking at pics of their products by sneaking them on babes and making them semi pornographic, at least to someone like me who loves booty in tight pants, because it is hot….and really to the right person, everything and anything can be pornographic…there are enough freaks out there to get off to the weirdest shit…that this is up on some real subtle goodness I would like to bury my face into…if only it didn’t taste like a computer screen….and whatever I spilled on it last night..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2013

25

Oct

Nina Agdal’s Bras of the Day

If you’re wondering what Nina Agdal’s vagina smells like, it’s remnants of Adam Levine, because like any groupie opportunist slut, trying to validate her success with the rockstar, popstar, tv star, rich kid from LA she puts inside it, she can’t go wash his stale semen out of her, because she doesn’t want to forget that it happened, or be forced to admit that it wasn’t as special as she wants to believe it was, and that she was just vagina he was plowing through on his quest to more vagina to plow through…and that’s probably why they’ve cropped out the her waist down…shit’s all fucking rancid and growing moss and shit…oh well…at least we can stare at her semi retarded looking face…and I know the word retard is offensive because your cousin is a retard, but you need to get over that and let us use the derogatory words we grew up on in peace.

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