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Dua Lipa’s Ass Walking of the Day
Dua Lipa’s Ass Walking of the Day
Jojo Drops a Shit Song of the Day
Jojo Drops a Shit Song of the Day
Kristin Cavallari Fake Titty of the Day
Kristin Cavallari Fake Titty of the Day
Jessica Alba and Other Useless Celebs Do Political Endorsements of the Day
Jessica Alba and Other Useless Celebs Do Political Endorsements of the Day
Ella Hunt’s Titties of the Day
Ella Hunt’s Titties of the Day

2013

18

Nov

Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt in Possibly the Best Shoot Ever of the DAy

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Here are Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt, two glorious models with amazing bodies who normally work for Victoria’s Secret because they are that good at being half naked, cuz even if Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam, the girls the pull are pretty fucking good….and even better when modelling the way their immigrant tits were supposed to…and that’s naked or half naked…or more naked than photoshopped bras and bikinis…we’re used to seeing them in…

Now I think Candice is almost fucking perfect…making this the highlight of my otherwise depressing horrible day…and it’s not even really a highlight but more of a depressing reminder that my wife is an obese pig and more importantly, that Candice isn’t the girl who’s face I spit on when I fuck…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Martha Hunt|NSFW

2013

18

Nov

Courtney Stodden’s Nipple Slip of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is wearing a lovely, classy, delicate “I’m going to be a pornstar because I built myself this way and love the attention” dress…that showcased the shit stain of her nipple, which isn’t entirely erotic, but good enough for me because ever since I heard she was single – as a publicity stunt – for a relationship that was a publicity stunt…I’ve been trying to make her my celebrity girlfriend…I think we are connected at the soul in our equally irrelevant worlds…sure she’s more fun to look at naked…but together we could become a glorious phenomenon the world wouldn’t understand….because it’d be a whole lot of weird…but she rejected me…and at least I have these pics to get me through it…as I try to understand why she looks so old, but says she’s so young….could it all be a lie and if it is…where is the justice in this world…and what can we believe…if we can’t believe this…

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Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

18

Nov

Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Jessica Lowndes and she’s from Canada…a place where girls don’t wear bikinis…but more importantly a place she escaped before we had our yearly party where everyone in Canada gets together to eat bacon and maple syrup in our igloos…because if she did go to that…I would have totally tried to do very erotic things to her…I mean provided her bulky snow suit wasn’t hiding this hot little body that she’s broadcasting to the internet in a “look at me” kind of way I really like…you see tits get hits and when you’re a low level Canadian actor in America trying to make it…hits get jobs and jobs feed egos…almost as well as the famous dudes, rich dudes and producers do on all the dinner dates you know she’s going on cuz she’s thirsty and reaching for success…proven in these pics I want to lick…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|SFW

2013

18

Nov

Racist Cops of the Day

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It’s always the black families who get pulled over, end up scuffling with the police…only to get shot at…and I blame racist cops…I mean if these people were white folk, they would have probably never been pulled over…preventing running out of the car and physically assaulting the cop cuz you don’t like how he’s talkin’ to yo’ momma…

This may not be a funny or hot video to you, but I think it’s awesome.

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2013

18

Nov

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day

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I think it’s a good thing that Joanna Krupa, fame whore from the 90s…turned reality star thanks to Dancing with the Stars…who is and never was a star…but who managed to leverage her looks into a couple of magazines early on when magazines mattered…but more her best move was getting on Primetime, becoming household, so that the production company could cast her to be a housewife…and it’s a good thing that happened for her, because otherwise she’d probably be stripping, but an even betting thing that she got cast in Miami…because she can squeeze her old, hot, exhibitionist body into a bikini all the time and have a valid excuse for it, something a fame whore always struggles with, because they don’t want to put out too much bikini, otherwise it looks desperate, even if they are desperate…but when there’s a reason for it…it all makes sense….and I guess to Krupa…who life finally makes sense…it took a while to get here…a lot rich dudes fucked…but look at her now…in staged paparazzi bikini pics…she’s made it.

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2013

18

Nov

Stage Dive of the Day

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I am a horrible man, because this is hilarious to me…motherfucker got what he deserved…climbing to ridiculous heights to jump onto people…in what he probably thought would end in an epic stage dive…but that ended in people moving the fuck away and dude hitting the ground hard…because when a grown man jumps at you…you’d have to be an asshole to try to catch him…and asshole that apparently none of these people were…as dude slams into the ground full force…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

18

Nov

Josephine Skriver in LUI Magazine of the DAy

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I don’t know much about Josephine Skriver but apparently she’s from Denmark and her mother is a lesbian and her dad is a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…and the good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents get freaky in the unconventional kinda fuck…making me thing…she strives harder to live a conventional hetero life…because no one wants to be like their parents…and in doing that…she fucks proper…but I’m just making assumptions…seeing as I’ve never heard of her before her toplessness for a fashion magazine that I think I want to write love songs about…love songs to sing on fire escapes of ex girlfriends….in hopes that as I get arrested they know I miss them….it’s a better strategy than kidnapping.

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|NSFW

2013

18

Nov

This is the Most Disgusting Video of the Day

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I met a girl who was burning and spitting at a Chinese restaurant at 4 in the morning and it was disgusting…and I hated it…and I told her that she was a ball of class…to which she said she reeked of class…to which her boyfriend of the night…made me sniff his fingers…which I assumed were just up in her on the dance floor where they met….and apparently…class smells like a yeast infection..

I didn’t watch this bitch burp…but I had to post it to encourage all girls everywhere to never do this..

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2013

18

Nov

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in LUI Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a 24 year old model from Lithuania who was tall enough to escape the community regime and live a life in a basement prison working on webcam for Americans…before being sold off to one…by way of being sold to fashion…because these Eastern European girls are all tall, built like trucks, and willing to show their tits for a camera, usually eagerly, especially in Fashion, because it is not being forced on them like the other girls back home…with a gun to their mouths…

I can’t tell you why Eastern European chicks look like this, I can only assume it is ethnic cleansing, where the weak “died” off when trying to prove communism works as a model to run your country……

But I can tell you that Edita…like her crazy last name…is crazy good to look at in pics…I’m into it…even if I would prefer if this was more of a webcam site…and I was paying her to pee on things.

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2013

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is a certain kind of girl in the world who lets guys give them champagne facials in the club…and those are the same girls who probably won’t let you give them facials in the bedroom…despite the false marketing…because they have self respect and are just trying to have a good time getting the Champagne facial…while having a respectable old man drop load in their face is just plain gross….ewww.

Here are some mouthing fucking links….

Miley Cyrus Fail…on X-Facto
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Holy Fuck…What The Hell Is This…Critter….
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Dogs Acting like Humans
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Girl Draws Self Portraits Before and During LSD High…
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10 Famous People Who Have Seen Ghosts…
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Hot Ass in Yoga Pants…
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Things Kids Do That Are Creepy for Adults
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Leonardo DiCaprio pretending to be a bikini model
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Miley Ruins a B-Ball Foul Shot
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MileY Getting Sexy with Ice Cream
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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Pussy VS Beads
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Breakdance to Start the Morning…
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On Screen Couples Who Suck
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