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2013

21

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Weird See Through Attempt of the Day

Hollywood Troll Hayden Panettiere who climbed out of one of the canyons, that I guess was her soap star mom’s vagina, and has leveraged at least some of the men her mom banged to establish a career of her own, unless of course she’s a natural talent, who thanks to her situation didn’t have to climb the ranks of the the circus she was destined to be part of, you know from cleaning up elephant shit to one day putting on that clown nose to juggle in, but rather straight to the one movie or TV show that she’s done to generate all this buzz…

Not that her backstory or why she is here really matters, what matters is that she’s adapting to her breast implants nicely, slowly learning how to wear see through shirts with them, like all the other girls with breast implants, only no one has told her that the whole point of breast implants is to lose the fucking bra….but at least she’s trying…this is new to her…give a chance to shine…bright…like a diamond – rihanna….why did I just do that…

Either way, Nice shoulders Hayden..

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2013

21

Oct

Sports Fan of the Day

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The only tragedy in this sports fan video-bombing ESPN is that he’s not a girl…because if he was a girl his silly little antics that may make you laugh a little as the sportscaster tries to block him out of the frame…would be a lot better if he was rocking’ a set of DDs…not because I like men with tits, or men with really big tits, but because, call me crazy, I prefer my topless stunts to involve chicks…but it’s still silly enough to watch.

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2013

21

Oct

Cheryl Cole’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

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Her name is Cheryl Cole and you probably don’t know her. If you do you aren’t from the States, but rather the UK where she was in a pop band and a host of some X-Factor shit that she couldn’t leverage to America, because as you can see from her tattoos she’s a gutter trashy chick who was built hot enough to be packaged in a pop band, but who was never quite “refined” enough to do much else…and now that her career has clearly gone to low level status, she’s releasing a calendar for her gutter fans who can’t afford computer or any technology that makes calendars totally obsolete…and shit’s a little steamy and a little porny and I like every second of her soccer player marrying ass…

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2013

21

Oct

Nina Agdal’s Boring Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

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Nina Agdal aka one of the many vaginas tainted by Adam Levine is in some Holiday lingerie catalog pics…that like most lingerie catalog pics are boring as fuck…and not even worth looking at, yet for some reason, a reason I call tits get hits, I feel compelled to post this…you see I don’t care about Nina Agdal or her story…or her career…or even that she is paid to pose half naked…I wouldn’t care if she was fully naked…because the internet has made naked so accessible that we don’t need people like that to waste space in our brains…yet here I am making it seem like she matters…when really she doesn’t..especially in these shitty pics…

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2013

21

Oct

Kate Moss Never Wears a Bikini Top of the Day

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Kate Moss is probably around 100 years old and has been modelling for at least 4 decades at this point…so seeing her topless at the beach is nothing really exciting or new…because she does this every time she is in a bikini…she’s European like that…not to mention she’s been topless in her modelling since the 90s…so these nipples are like an old friend or ex girlfriend…and like old friends they are boring to hang out with, you kinda hate what they have become, and you try to avoid them when they call you for the 10th time and you feel obligated to answer, but they bring a level of normalcy and comfort to your life, consistency, even though they are now just older and fatter and less interesting than they once were…and you already fucked them in their prime…but you’ll still keep them around…cuz that’s what life is about…never turning your back on a set of tits…even if you really want to…

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2013

21

Oct

Alexa Vega’s Amazing Workout Pic of the Day

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Alexa Vega is doing the social media game right…from Spy Kid to girl you don’t feel you need to pretend you don’t want to fuck because she’s no longer 12, but rather a busty little hispanic child star with all the daddy issues and broken down child star issues you should look for in a girl you masturbate to.

From huge tits, to big cleavage bikini pics that she’s been pushing the last year or so, to being in a new Robert Rodriguez movie, because he casts her in everything so she never tells anyone what actually happened on the set of Spy Kids…to these hot ass work out pants …she’s got a second wind in her…and I wish it was being blown gently out of her vagina on my face…she is a babe.

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2013

21

Oct

Beyonce’s Topless Pic for Tumblr of the Day

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I guess the most important thing to say when writing a Beyonce post is, who the fuck cares about Beyonce….and why the fuck am I writing a post on her “topless” picture that a bunch of websites have decided is news…and the sad thing is, I don’t have the answers, I just find it ridiculous that a picture that is clearly from a photoshoot of Beyonce possibly topless, is something people are talking about, because there is no nipple…and even if there was nipple, it’s Beyonce and we are all supposed to collectively pretend she doesn’t exist, because she’s the fucking worst…sent from hell to fool the world into buying into her bullshit…and now has a horrible ego because it worked….

Here’s the pic…that is hardly a topless pic but rather just another one of Beyonce’s lies.

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2013

21

Oct

Best Chinese Gossip of the Day

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This is a pretty funny story that involves a Chinese business man, a Chinese model, 16,000 dollars and breast milk…

I mean I’m not too up to speed on Chinese, but from what the article says, this dude paid some mom model to breast feed him for 16,000 dollars, and the pictures went viral, because I guess that’s a weird thing to want to do, but in Asian countries, it seems pretty normal…but then again I am the kind of guy who tries to convince all my friends with kids to let me breast feed off their baby mommas because I am intrigued with what breast milk tastes like, it’s nutritional value, and most importantly, sucking tits pretending it is for science and not to get off…

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Oct

Lady Gaga’s New Single Cover Isn’t Bad of the Day

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Terry Richardson shot this picture of Lady Gaga that she’s using for her new single that just came out, because Lady Gaga is a hack sent from hell to make ugly people think they are normal and that it is ok to be ugly and that if played properly they too can be a huge selling act if they record company finds them and packages them as some kind of freak because it sells records and in an era where no one is buying records…that kind of higher level brainwashing shit is needed.

She attaches herself to anyone who gives her any sense of legitimacy as an Artist, and Terry Richardson attaches himself to anyone famous who lets him take pics of them, and when they come together in their contrived bullshit, fun thong pics happen…

I am posting it because I grabbed her ass aggressively before she was famous and it was pretty fucking awesome, despite the testicles I am convinced she had tucked in her fishnets…

I am also always down for a good thong pic…no matter who or what that thong may be on…I mean just the other day a friend of mine sent me this pic of a dog in a thong and I died…so my standard of thong pics run the fucking spectrum of erotic…

TO HEAR HER HORRIBLE SINGLE I REFUSE TO POST BECAUSE SHE IS THE DEVIL CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

21

Oct

Jojo in a Random Bikini Picture of the DAy

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I like to think the week, or maybe even life, doesn’t actually begin until you see Jojo, some low level practically non existent singer, who was possibly a one hit wonder in the 90s, or early 2000s….wearing a bikini on a photoshoot like she still matters, or like she’s on some kind of comeback tour, now that she’s pushing 30, no longer jailbait, and possibly running out of money…in a “Let’s give this one more shot” hustle…and the amazing thing is that bikini pics is really all a girl needs to get ahead these days, which brings me hope, because needing actual talent to get noticed would throw everything off…and all these low levels you are into wouldn’t actually exist…and where would that leave us…today…no where good I tell ya….no where good.

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