2013
21
Oct
A day is not a day worth living without a Miley Cyrus selfie for attention because I am totally buying into this Miley Cyrus pop hip hop movement and everything that comes with it because I don’t care that black girls have been twerking forever, or that Miley is doing nothing new or exciting, I just care that whatever it is she is doing, is actually happening because it’s great on all levels…including her selfies.
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2013
21
Oct
This is hands down the video of the day…even though it is a year old…turn the volume on….it’s gold.
If you don’t like that – maybe you like some Obama staged fainting to make himself look like a hero for votes…I know I do..
Posted in:Videos
2013
21
Oct
Hollywood Troll Hayden Panettiere who climbed out of one of the canyons, that I guess was her soap star mom’s vagina, and has leveraged at least some of the men her mom banged to establish a career of her own, unless of course she’s a natural talent, who thanks to her situation didn’t have to climb the ranks of the the circus she was destined to be part of, you know from cleaning up elephant shit to one day putting on that clown nose to juggle in, but rather straight to the one movie or TV show that she’s done to generate all this buzz…
Not that her backstory or why she is here really matters, what matters is that she’s adapting to her breast implants nicely, slowly learning how to wear see through shirts with them, like all the other girls with breast implants, only no one has told her that the whole point of breast implants is to lose the fucking bra….but at least she’s trying…this is new to her…give a chance to shine…bright…like a diamond – rihanna….why did I just do that…
Either way, Nice shoulders Hayden..
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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere
2013
21
Oct
The only tragedy in this sports fan video-bombing ESPN is that he’s not a girl…because if he was a girl his silly little antics that may make you laugh a little as the sportscaster tries to block him out of the frame…would be a lot better if he was rocking’ a set of DDs…not because I like men with tits, or men with really big tits, but because, call me crazy, I prefer my topless stunts to involve chicks…but it’s still silly enough to watch.
Posted in:Videos
2013
21
Oct
Her name is Cheryl Cole and you probably don’t know her. If you do you aren’t from the States, but rather the UK where she was in a pop band and a host of some X-Factor shit that she couldn’t leverage to America, because as you can see from her tattoos she’s a gutter trashy chick who was built hot enough to be packaged in a pop band, but who was never quite “refined” enough to do much else…and now that her career has clearly gone to low level status, she’s releasing a calendar for her gutter fans who can’t afford computer or any technology that makes calendars totally obsolete…and shit’s a little steamy and a little porny and I like every second of her soccer player marrying ass…
Posted in:Cheryl Cole
2013
21
Oct
Nina Agdal aka one of the many vaginas tainted by Adam Levine is in some Holiday lingerie catalog pics…that like most lingerie catalog pics are boring as fuck…and not even worth looking at, yet for some reason, a reason I call tits get hits, I feel compelled to post this…you see I don’t care about Nina Agdal or her story…or her career…or even that she is paid to pose half naked…I wouldn’t care if she was fully naked…because the internet has made naked so accessible that we don’t need people like that to waste space in our brains…yet here I am making it seem like she matters…when really she doesn’t..especially in these shitty pics…
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2013
21
Oct
Kate Moss is probably around 100 years old and has been modelling for at least 4 decades at this point…so seeing her topless at the beach is nothing really exciting or new…because she does this every time she is in a bikini…she’s European like that…not to mention she’s been topless in her modelling since the 90s…so these nipples are like an old friend or ex girlfriend…and like old friends they are boring to hang out with, you kinda hate what they have become, and you try to avoid them when they call you for the 10th time and you feel obligated to answer, but they bring a level of normalcy and comfort to your life, consistency, even though they are now just older and fatter and less interesting than they once were…and you already fucked them in their prime…but you’ll still keep them around…cuz that’s what life is about…never turning your back on a set of tits…even if you really want to…
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2013
21
Oct
Alexa Vega is doing the social media game right…from Spy Kid to girl you don’t feel you need to pretend you don’t want to fuck because she’s no longer 12, but rather a busty little hispanic child star with all the daddy issues and broken down child star issues you should look for in a girl you masturbate to.
From huge tits, to big cleavage bikini pics that she’s been pushing the last year or so, to being in a new Robert Rodriguez movie, because he casts her in everything so she never tells anyone what actually happened on the set of Spy Kids…to these hot ass work out pants …she’s got a second wind in her…and I wish it was being blown gently out of her vagina on my face…she is a babe.
Posted in:Alexa Vega
2013
21
Oct
I guess the most important thing to say when writing a Beyonce post is, who the fuck cares about Beyonce….and why the fuck am I writing a post on her “topless” picture that a bunch of websites have decided is news…and the sad thing is, I don’t have the answers, I just find it ridiculous that a picture that is clearly from a photoshoot of Beyonce possibly topless, is something people are talking about, because there is no nipple…and even if there was nipple, it’s Beyonce and we are all supposed to collectively pretend she doesn’t exist, because she’s the fucking worst…sent from hell to fool the world into buying into her bullshit…and now has a horrible ego because it worked….
Here’s the pic…that is hardly a topless pic but rather just another one of Beyonce’s lies.
Posted in:Beyonce
2013
21
Oct
This is a pretty funny story that involves a Chinese business man, a Chinese model, 16,000 dollars and breast milk…
I mean I’m not too up to speed on Chinese, but from what the article says, this dude paid some mom model to breast feed him for 16,000 dollars, and the pictures went viral, because I guess that’s a weird thing to want to do, but in Asian countries, it seems pretty normal…but then again I am the kind of guy who tries to convince all my friends with kids to let me breast feed off their baby mommas because I am intrigued with what breast milk tastes like, it’s nutritional value, and most importantly, sucking tits pretending it is for science and not to get off…
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