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2013

02

Oct

RIhanna’s Pour it Up Video of the Day

Rihanna has been posting all kinds of hot see though pics from a video shoot and she was smart enough to do a behind the scenes video cuz they have this internet social networking….stay relevant get people posting her shit down…and I am into it because any girl who can bring whore behavior to the masses when she doesn’t need to is a hero…it allows me to have a job…and you to have something to diddle your asshole to….Yay. for Rihanna….and all it really took to get this party started was a good being choked the fuck out….

Here is the behind the scenes..

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2013

02

Oct

Sherlyn Chopra Cucumber Fetish of the Day

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A few months ago Sherlyn Chopra, who is apparently some Bollywood Indian star trying to get famous, posted these pics of herself topless, and fucking a cucumber on twitter, because either she’s awesome at sexting, a serious freak like most Indians, like Dev Patel….or she’s just into getting attention and followers and noticed in some bullshit scandals…and I’d like to say I know anything about her, but the truth is, I am just doing Indian content to try to get famous in Indian, because I hear celebrities there have tigers, gold everything, and many many dotted women….and because I like her work that I have seen…in the form of this amazingness…

Posted in:NSFW|Sherlyn Chopra

2013

02

Oct

Chrissy Teigen Slutty with her Husband of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen showed off her titties in a TWITTER PIC from some romantic bullshit video she shot with her husband John Legend, which was a little too masturbatory for me, but I am the kind of guy who like ripping out my eyes, or even go Columbine on people who show me how in love their are with wedding albums, or bullshit like this…

So I didn’t watch the video, I’m just assuming at least one of you likes this gold digging twat, and alsy assume that she exposes her tits, at least once, because that’s how you get attention and attention is all she wants…or needs….

She’s the worst…

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2013

02

Oct

SFW porn screenshot of the day

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New Feature….here’s a new feature I want all of you to participate in, even though it was a pretty major fail on Facebook, it’s called SFW porn screenshot where you snap off a pic from a porn that doesn’t have the actual porn in it, but rather has all amazingness that is porn awkwardness…

Send in your SFW Porn Screenshots to info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

02

Oct

Alyson Hannigan Bikini Pics of the Day

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Alyson Hannigan is back in a bikini….in the event you have blocked BLOCKED THESE PICS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND from last week…

You know the kind of girl who despite having a kid is kinda ripped and fit, but not one I’d want to see half naked under any circumstances…you know because even when they had her talking about masturbating or being the horny freaky nerd in the one movie she did…it was disgusting…because she is disgusting…

You’d have to be Buffy fan to really get down with these, and if you’re a buffy fan, it’s safe to say this is the most pussy you’ve had all year..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

02

Oct

Dude who Eats Paleo of the Day

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This dude is way more entertaining than listening to cross fit cheese dicks when it comes to clean eating and Paleo diet…I mean he’s also more hardcore, creepy and likely the kind of guy who has killed at least 4 hookers they haven’t reported missing yet because they don’t have a family…and no one notices they’re gone….

Posted in:Videos

2013

02

Oct

Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day

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I think Kate Upton is pregnant…that or just fat…

Now fat girls, I know you are out there, and you are mad that I would call Kate Upton fat, while you’re way fatter and indirectly that insults you….but hear me out…you are fat, and that’s ok, because you’re allowed to be, you don’t put yourself out there, and magazines aren’t eating you up like you ate that cake last night, because you were feeling sad…..you aren’t celebrated and making millions, being the highest booked model, even though you aren’t built like a model, and I don’t mean like a skinny anorexic, I mean like a girl who isn’t 165 pounds and ready to mud wrestle…

I just think it is wrong, and telling our youth it is ok to be fat, which I can only assume is a government play cuz they want us eating shitty foods, they want us sick, tired and unable to think clearly….on our couches watching their shows and buying their garbage…so why not slow transition a fat girl like Lena Dunham or this one into idiol status…

This is a war I think we collectively need to fight…

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2013

02

Oct

Paris HIlton’s New Music Video Teaser of the Day

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Paris Hilton, or as I like to call her the herpes Pop culture got 10 years ago, and forgot about, but it’s making an appearance, because herpes is for life..and every once in a while you are reminded you have them….

This time, with Lil Wayne, because she’s marketable, it’s a valid publicity stunt, there’s some seriously comedic value to doing a song with her, and really with technology and dance music, you don’t really need to be talented, the computer does all the work for you….not to mention, she’s got enough money to pay everyone involved enough to pretend she’s doing something revolutionary, and not desperate, like her porno tape….

I just don’t understand why she can’t just embrace her trust fund, and do things that don’t involve annoying the fucking world while making a fool of herself, like all the other daughters of billionaires before and after her, I mean why is she a gutter hooker about things…it makes no sense…but some things don’t need to make sense….

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2013

02

Oct

Lily Allen is Pig in a Bikini of the DAy

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I don’t know if any of you remember Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy little rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave a record deal to to keep her from embarrassing more than she already has…

She was always dumpy, never hot, always on the cusp of being what she’s become and that you can see her today, a fucking pig who has no business wearing a bikini,

I mean I have Pages of Lily Allen Archives from 2007 – 2010, and she’s always been a dumpy pile of shit….in clothes or in fucking snow suits…

So when you take 3 years off, there’s really only one thing a fat girl can do…and that’s eat her way through it…something this bitch clearly did….

I have had a lot of backlash for Lily Allen fans for making fun of Lily Allen’s abortion that was marketed as a miscarriage a bunch of years back…I think even Lily Allen told me off, but who can remember anything especially when distracted by Lily Allen’s mom body…half naked…that should have never happened….

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Posted in:Lily Allen

2013

02

Oct

Prank Gone Wrong of the Day

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Every once in a while I’ll see a youtube Prank video shot in Southern California by dudes who clearly want to be famous and are taking to Youtube to make it happen.

THe majority of the time I hate the dudes doing the pranks, and just hope that the prank backfires…it makes the prank so much better…

So here’s one of those frat boy mentality idiots doing a phone stealing prank and getting punched in the face…

It would have been better if he was shot, that’s how prank fail videos should end, but I’ll take this as a win….for us prank video haters…

Posted in:SFW|Videos