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2013

19

Sep

Avril Lavigne’s Studded Bra Flash of the DAy

I would ask what the fuck is going on with this attention seeking Avril Lavigne, but realize in writing that, that I don’t care what is going on with Avril Lavigne, and I am going to assume that 90 percent of you will agree with me and don’t care either…

She’s out there crying for attention because her novelty, talentless, one trick pony act isn’t appealing to people anymore, especially not now that she’s in her 30s, married to some fucking annoying dude who has nothing cool about him, not that her suburban mall marriage from her 20s was all that cool, but at least it wasn’t Nickelback bro…

So she’s put herself in a studded bra, and army coveralls, and she’s pulling out her studded bra like some kind of hoodlum so the paparazzi notice, when really we all know what she’s up to…

This is her too popular to release a sex tape, but still edgy and full of angst, punk from the suburbs millionaire who got lucky, but willing to show people how much I don’t give a fuck, when clearly, based on all her decisions of the past, she does…

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2013

19

Sep

Kate Upton By James Webber of the Day

I think it is safe to assume that these pictures of Kate Upton that have been circulating the last couple of days are a few years old…because she doesn’t have the bloated fat girl face the world seems to love and not realize is a bloated fat girl face…but rather market aggressively because her tits get hits…even if they are sloppy and just fat girl in training tits….

She’s got an awkward body, she’s overrated and overexposed, she proves that to go viral or to be popular, you don’t need to have any real talent or skill, you just need the right media outlets brainwashing their retards…and everything about her pretty much annoys me…because she doesn’t deserve all this..but ultimately, I can step back from that rage and look at her tits…in a bra..I’m talented like that….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

19

Sep

Girl Spits in Cops Face of the DAy

Here’s a video of some drunk girl spitting in a cop’s face….because you may think that cops deserve to be spat on…or maybe you just like the idea of drunk girls spitting on your face…because it makes you feel good…because any female attention is better than what you’re getting…right?

If you don’t like that…here’s a dude who eats an apple with no hands…

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Sep

Candice Swanepoel’s Naked With a Skateboard of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posing topless with a skateboard is the shit that dreams could be made of if you are less into nipples and more into skateboards…like some closet case 16 year old kid who skateboards and is told that Candice Swanepoel is a babe, making it the kind of thing he prints up and puts in his locker, which could make it more pornographic to you, because you’re a fucking pedophile, here’s your bait…

That said, I am actually over and done with this Swanepoel character, I was all about her for a while, but I’ve seen too much of her, she’s boring, uninteresting, doesn’t get in scandals, is still hot but owned by an evil company, and they don’t even get her naked…when she’ll do anything for them, like some kind of groupie robot on call because she needs them and owes them everything…yet is still so fucking boring…but I’ll post the pic anyway, cuz my inner 16 year old who was into skateboarding, finds it kinda hot…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

19

Sep

Rita Ora in Fitness Clothes of the Day

Rita Ora manages to rock some tight as fuck fitness gear, show off some ab lines, yet still be a dumpy sack of fat shit…spilling over her spandex…confusing the fuck out of me…are those abs drawn on, or is she just a fat chick with a flat stomach…I mean it makes no fucking sense, but then again….who the fuck is Rita Ora anyways…I mean other than RIhanna’s replacement they are conditioning to take over…but as of now…she’s a nobody….and here she is showing off her nobody body…

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

19

Sep

Sara Underwood Yoga of the Day

Sara Underwood does Yoga because she’s got very little else going on for her…that’s what happens when you let Seacrest pretend to fuck you to get on a TV show that gets cancelled after whoring your body out to Playboy at 18 to get in this position in the first place…you decompress and try to find purpose through Yoga…I get it Sara Jean you fake titty trash….remember there’s always stripping…even though she thinks she’s above that…like most of these prostitutes do…even though they are way worse than any stripper I know when it comes to selling their souls and dignity….here are the pics…of her being zen…

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2013

19

Sep

Car Work Out of the Day

Here’s a babe who clearly works a horrible retail job that finances her fast food eating…and she’s not ashamed to be a big personality to compensate for her big person…

I don’t know if I would take any morning workout advice from her…I mean unless without this workout she’d be another 250 pounds…maybe this is skinny her…

The irony is that song tells her to put her neck into it…but she doesn’t have a neck…

Redneck shit yo’….but at least she’s having fun…and the scariest thing in all this is that some motherfucker, somewhere out there, fucks her….

Video sent in by FOETUS because he masturbated to it.

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Sep

Ashley Smith Naked for Purple of the Day

Ashley Smith is amazing, at least her gap tooth and big natural titties are…

She ignores me on social media, which you’d think would make me hate her, but instead makes me want her more…..

I am an internet legend no one has every heard of, so you’d think I’d get the respect I deserve…I am talking requests for autographs, NOODZ and blow jobs, that I deserve…but instead…I get nothing…

The good news is that a mutual friend of ours, told me that Ashley Smith thinks I am a creep..which is better than her not knowing who I am…making me feel like I’ve won, or at least like I am one step closer to fucking…because now all it takes is me spinning it a bit…and really, who needs to actually fuck, after looking at these pics of her for Purple, I feel like we already have.

Posted in:Ashley Smith|NSFW

2013

19

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new play on getting nudes from girls with boyfriends is trying to convince them to send me pics of their vaginas being penetrated by their boyfriends…in the whole fun for the whole family situation…so far it hasn’t worked…bitches just want money.

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Babes in a Towel
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Miley’s New Album Cover INcludes Her Naked
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Butts Vs Busts
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Kardashians’ Just Shot Their Fake Xmas Episode
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John Stamos’ New Show is On Celebs Losing Their Virginity Stories..Weird.
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Thirty Seconds to Mars Does RIRI
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Stupid Golf Trick Fail
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Acapella Science!
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Hot tits Being Held Up By the Hulk
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This Chicks Tits Will Knock You The Fuck Out!
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Best Pants Ever
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Kelly Brook Hot, White Panty Upskirt
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So Many Girls Getting All Naked and Shit Yo….
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2013

19

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Underwear really gets in the way when you are standing at the bottom of a staircase in the mall looking’ up to see what kind of skirts girls are wearing…until security makes you leave…

If underwear was never invented, today would have been a better day…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Lindsay Lohan Has a New Bf
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Girls Showing Off Their Hot Asses
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I Want to Fuck Eddie Murphey’s Girl…I’d Even Fuck the Tranny to Get to Eddie Murphey’s Girlfring…Kinda Like Eddie Murphey Did…Right?
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Ireland Baldwin’s Funny Titties
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15 Parenting Fails – the Selfie Edition
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How the National Anthem Should Always Be Sung
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Some Chick Named Jada Cheng….Posing….
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Olivia Wilde in Allure
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Kelly Brook in a Tight Dress with a Movie Producer
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Houdini Dog….
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Walking Dead’s Lauren Cohan Did Maxim
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People Who Are Mad At Their Cleaning Ladies
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A Girl Gets Jailed for Stripping
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Christina Aguilera as Hot as She’s Ever Been in a Video
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6 Insane Sports From Around the World.
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Kate Winslet’s Not Taking Her Husband’s Awesome Name
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Courtney Stodden is Hilaroous
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Eva Mendes in a Motherfucking Jacket – Hiding Them Hispanic Tits
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Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant
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Cher On Miley Cyrus
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Our Friend Lisa Zee Doin’ Some Beach Style Posing
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Naomi Watts in a Lacce Dress
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Kim Kardashian is a Fame Whore…Really?
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Some New R.Kelly
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This Claudia Romani Upskirt is Hilarous
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Adriana Lima’s Got Long Legs
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Amy Adams – Cameltoe
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Fernanda Marin Bikini…
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Man Loses Penis in an Argument over X-Box Volume
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Hair Bras are the New Hand Bra
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Homemade Chicken Plucker…
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Anna Kendrick is Slutty on Twitter
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Lucy Hale in SELF
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7 Reasaons You Shouldn’t Get the Celebrity Tattoo
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Some High Girl Rolling Around in the Mud
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Sumo Wrestling Video of the Day
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Fantasia is Some Scary Shit in her Bikini in Barbados…Shit…
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Hide Your Wife – Hide Your Kids – Antoine Dodson’s Knocked a Bitch Up
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Elizabeth Hurley Struttin’ Her
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The Jenner Sisters Trying to Look Hot
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So Many Girls Getting Down on Cam!
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Stripping On the Beach
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Lesbians!
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Pattycake has a Fat Ass
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Porno Slap Fest
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PENIS Target Practice – Don’t Click This
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Big Tits in a “Waterfall” Fantasy
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Can in the Ass
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I Like Pubic Hair Decorations
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Weird Fat Girl Webcam Exchange….
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Big Cam Tits
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Disgusting Cam Shows of the Day
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Fun Twerk!
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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