I don’t need motivation to drink…ever.
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2013
06
Sep
Fitness Quotes Over Pics of Drinking of the Day
2013
06
Sep
Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini for Purple of the Day
Anastasia Ashley is some accomplished pro-surfer, whatever the fuck that means, who apparently has been told by enough dudes that she’s got a above average fit ass while in her bikini…an ass that she obviously thinks is awesome because she seems to do more ass than surfing….from twerking at surf events to posting tons of ass pics on her instagram …
Luckily, I don’t give a fuck about surfing, unless it is on my dick and/or face…but I do care about ass…so it works for me…unfortunately she doesn’t…because if she did, her first job would be letting me try to get her pregnant…with my mouth….
Either way, she did a bikini fashion shoot for Purple that was shot by the amazing and beautiful Andi Elloway …who should have also been in this shoot in her bikini, turning this fashion porn into some lesbian themed porn….
But instead it was all Anastasia…fuck her for taking all the attention..no wait just fuck her…literally…but romantically and passionately with her all locked in a cage in my basement, as I stare in her starving cuz I haven’t fed her eyes, before spitting in her face and choking her out, as my dick slides in and out of her ass during a herpes outbreak…you know my kind of romance the real kind…
Let’s just hope when she’s googles herself and sees this post about her…and gets turned on instead of a restraining order…
Cuz I am in love with this bitch and pretty much ready to marry this bitch…and start a family with this bitch…or at least try to start a family with this bitch…over and over and over and over and over again…
I feel so alone.
Posted in:Anastasia Ashley
2013
06
Sep
#stepGIRL Modeling #BelovedShirts of the Day
Our homies at Beloved Shirts sent us up a couple of their cool as fuck sweatshirts…so we did the only natural thing we could with them…and that was dress up one of our hot little #stepGIRLS in the shirt and have our stepPHOTOGRAPHER Monseiur Coms take pics of her…
The peeing pic is my favorite, but in my defence, I love watching girls pee, especially when it is on my face…but that’s just me…
The outdoor naughty wifey pic isn’t all that bad either, at least not according to the dude who drove around the block 10 times screaming at her while she was shooting it…out creeping me…something I hate to see happen…because I want to be the top creep…but I guess that’s what happens when the only thing I win at is failing…I am the top failure around…
But this isn’t about me…this is about smoking babes in sweatshirts…looking hot enough to master-bake to…..
Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS
2013
06
Sep
Some North Korean Chick Eating a Lot of the Day
Watching small North Korean communist bitches eating a mean meant for 4…is highly fucking erotic….probably because unlike most American girls who eat for 4 in every sitting…this bitch probably weighs under 100 pounds…and when skinny girls eat like fat girls…and never end up fat girls…I get horny.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Videos
2013
06
Sep
Robyn Lawley is a Babe for Cosmo of the Day
Robyn Lawley is some plus sized model and food blogger from Australia who I have never had sex with, partially because I have never heard of her before today because I haven’t had the chance to work my charm on her, you know by writing her love letters and sending her baked goods, because the best way to a plus sized models heart is through her plus sized stomach…but also because girls don’t like having sex with me unless it is forced.
She’s modelling paints and pyjamas in Cosmo..and despite her gut hanging out…I kinda love it…which is saying a lot cuz I hate fat chicks.
Posted in:Robyn Lawley
2013
06
Sep
Aline Weber is Hot for Elle Brasil of the Day
Aline Weber is some 24 year old small breasted Brazilian model s who is amazing to look at…you may remember her from the movie A Single Man…about a gay dude who kills himself…she played one of his students and was likely the least gay part of the movie…or maybe you remember her from walking the Tommy Hilfiger fashion show back in 2006 during fashion week…you homo…
Or if you’re like me you remember her from her Naked Photoshoot ….because where there are nipples I can be found…just ask the local dairy farmer..whatever the fuck that means….
Posted in:Aline Weber
2013
06
Sep
A Couple Glamour Model TIts of the Day
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This Alice Goodwin chick’s tits are getting a lot of love lately…because they are big…and accepted into the UK Glamour Model escort agency…paving the way for VIP access to all the best parties in the UK….and landing low level celebrity, rich dude, soccer player cock looking for some trophy wife to really prove to the world that they’ve won at life…because when you’re an egotistical asshole…girls don’t really matter unless they look good enough to make your haters jealous…it’s the foundation of all success…but for some reason, I’d never commit to a hooker like this, I’m more into just using them as hookers behind closed doors…but not everyone is as classy as DrunkenStepfather.
Posted in:Alice Goodwin|NSFW
2013
06
Sep
Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball Pic of the Day
So Miley released a new single called Wrecking Ball, and the artwork for the single is her riding the wrecking ball like it was a stripper pole, or maybe a black cock, since that’s the kind of shit she’s into now, and I’m not complaining, because it’s making her sluttier and a sluttier disney starlet who gets high and shakes her barely there ass, is a disney star worth paying attention to…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2013
06
Sep
Twerker Catches on Fire of the Day
This is the best video ever…some girl making a twerk video at home only to get knocked the fuck down by her friend and catch on fire…
I am calling fake on the shit, because all these motherfuckers are out there trying to be clever on vine…but it’s a solid deliver…that would be nicer if it was Miley…and I was forced to put out the fire with my semen….you see I like her bad white girl who fucks black dudes twerking that much…
Posted in:Videos
2013
06
Sep
Beyonce Fat Bikini Ass of the Day
The problem with Beyonce is that too many people suck up to her on the regular, making her think she’s more important than she is, but that she will never realize, because her bank account and album sales, thanks to a world of retards, just keep getting bigger and bigger…a lot like her ass…because she’s at that stage in the game where she thinks as a mom in her 30s, she’s got it going on enough to rock a two piece…and I guess that two piece has a sarong to cover up her big black fried chicken loving junk…but even it isn’t substantial enough to screen or shield us from all this booty evil…you see cuz Beyonce…and everything about her…naked or clothed…is the fucking devil…
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