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2013

06

Sep

Twerker Catches on Fire of the Day

This is the best video ever…some girl making a twerk video at home only to get knocked the fuck down by her friend and catch on fire…

I am calling fake on the shit, because all these motherfuckers are out there trying to be clever on vine…but it’s a solid deliver…that would be nicer if it was Miley…and I was forced to put out the fire with my semen….you see I like her bad white girl who fucks black dudes twerking that much…

Posted in:Videos

2013

06

Sep

Beyonce Fat Bikini Ass of the Day

The problem with Beyonce is that too many people suck up to her on the regular, making her think she’s more important than she is, but that she will never realize, because her bank account and album sales, thanks to a world of retards, just keep getting bigger and bigger…a lot like her ass…because she’s at that stage in the game where she thinks as a mom in her 30s, she’s got it going on enough to rock a two piece…and I guess that two piece has a sarong to cover up her big black fried chicken loving junk…but even it isn’t substantial enough to screen or shield us from all this booty evil…you see cuz Beyonce…and everything about her…naked or clothed…is the fucking devil…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2013

06

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Elle UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a babe…I am a fan…that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

06

Sep

Charlize Theron Camel Toe of the Day

This is what’s going on today in Charlize Theron Camel Toe News…I know fascinating…but not as fascinating as all the whoring she’s done to get a pussy big and hungry enough to eat her pants…cuz over the years you know going from South African babe to hollywood star took some object insertion in that pussy…

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2013

06

Sep

McKayla Maroney’s Bikini Pics for the Interent of the Day

McKayla Maroney is like 12, or at least she’s built like a 12 year old, because as an Olympic gymnast who dabbles in acting when it isn’t an Olympic year, she has to have this kind of body to do the tricks properly, making staring at her bikini pics, pretty fucking creepy, even if she’s got the mind of a 17 year old all horny and statistically not a virgin, especially since she’s in competitive olympic sports that tour, because those are the ones with the most STDs….and you know she’s into manipulating men with her bikini body, that 12 year old body, pretending she’s all wholesome and shit, and it is just fucking weird…probably similar to what adult women who fuck Bieber feel…

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2013

06

Sep

Kelly Osbourne Showing Off her Legs of the Day

Kelly Osbourne has finally shown the world what she’s been hiding in her plus sized pants…and I know I’m not shocked or surprised by this, because let’s face it, she’s a fucking monster…..and monster with big cleavage…

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2013

06

Sep

Sara Jean Underwood Trash for Men’s Fitness of the Day

I hate Sara Jean Underwood…from dating Ryan Seacrest, to ruining her body with shitty fake tits, to being over-hyped because she got naked when she was 18 for Playboy, an age that Playboy would feature anyone with some insight into a future career….to taking advantage of nerds because of their loyalty and fan behavior…and now she’s working out in outfits pretending dudes don’t hit on her…when dudes hit on everything with a pussy…that’s a fact…she’s lies…all fucking lies…and you love her…

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2013

06

Sep

Imogen Thomas Looking Amazing for NUTS of the Day

Imogen Thomas has some seriously big tits…big tits we can assume are the basis of her career because of how soft her stomach looks…making me think she doesn’t work out…for fear of losing her tits…because if she lost her tits…she’d lose everything…including her chance to get a Glamour Girl pension by marrying a millionaire soccer player as all these whores do…it’s like Glamour modelling is the UK escort agency for the rich athlete…and who cares…look at her pics…

Posted in:Imogen Thomas

2013

06

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

Highlight of the night was trying to convince a girl who claimed she had great tits to show me her tits….

I offered money, because she’s enterprising, but her price was 5,000 dollars…which was way out of budget…so I tried talking her down to 5 dollars….for 5 hours…assuming she’d crack…

She didn’t…

But the good news is that hundreds of other girls want to show me their tits, but it’s the ones who don’t want to show me their tits, who I want…..

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Eva Mendes Not Showing Her Tits
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The Best and Worst College Towns for Strip Clubs
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Girls Crawling!!
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Some Awesome Japanese Pranks….
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8 Explosive Facts About Orgasms
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How To Take a Slutty Selfie…
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Yoga Dog!
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The Saddest Kid on TV
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15 Crazy Body Hair Pics
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1000s of Webcam Girls who Would Otherwise Be Working at Walmart…but are Instead Getting Naked
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2013

06

Sep

Some Chick Named Mika Lovely Hipster Nudity of the Day

Mika Lovely is some Model Mayhem chick from Miami trying to get noticed in the fashion world…who has a site of her own and an instagram and twitter I am sure she’s working as hard as she can..in hopes of one day being an actual model…and on her quest…she gets naked…shows some pubic bone…that is shaved…and is ultimately…pretty fucking awesome…even if she’s like so many other girls…just trying to make it as an in front of the camera babe…

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