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2013

06

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Springbreaker Pug Booty of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is hilarious….as she finds her “sex appeal”…and delivers it to the world via the internet…like so many girls before her have been doing….you know a bit of a teen with an identity crisis thanks to her dad shitting on her as a 10 year old…but coupled with having all the money in the world..but a drive to differentiate herself from her really successful parents…leveraging their contacts, which is fine, it’s what everyone with connections does…but the good news is at 17…she’s posting amazing shit like her booty’ pippin’ cuz as much as I hate talking to 17 year olds because they are retards…their asses are usually a girl’s prime…perky, round, and not saggy and dumpy with a slowed down metabolism…now I don’t get Ireland Baldwin hot, she’s big and awkward, but I do find her instagram hot…cuz she produces the fucking goods on her quest to be a babe…but maybe that’s just because I’m into #pugs, #puglife and got my own negro #pug so whenever I see pugs I get pumped…or maybe it’s just the package fucking deal…who cares.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

06

Sep

Donkey Style in Iraq Farmer of the Day

The story is simple, this is video was captured by some airbase camera and it is of of an Iraqi Farmer making passionate love with his Donkey, as some Arab people do, because masturbating is wrong according to their religion, but fucking animals, is okay…

I have met at least 3 Arab dudes who have told me that growing up they’d fuck dogs or goats to get off…it was the thing to do…cuz fucking women..that shit’s a sin…

I love that it is set to a perfectly thematic songs…

This is amazing on so many sick as fuck levels…I am ready for the remix…

A great man just wrote “this is a better love story than twilight”…and I have to agree with him.

Posted in:Videos

2013

06

Sep

Fitness Quotes Over Pics of Drinking of the Day

I don’t need motivation to drink…ever.

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

06

Sep

Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini for Purple of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is some accomplished pro-surfer, whatever the fuck that means, who apparently has been told by enough dudes that she’s got a above average fit ass while in her bikini…an ass that she obviously thinks is awesome because she seems to do more ass than surfing….from twerking at surf events to posting tons of ass pics on her instagram

Luckily, I don’t give a fuck about surfing, unless it is on my dick and/or face…but I do care about ass…so it works for me…unfortunately she doesn’t…because if she did, her first job would be letting me try to get her pregnant…with my mouth….

Either way, she did a bikini fashion shoot for Purple that was shot by the amazing and beautiful Andi Elloway …who should have also been in this shoot in her bikini, turning this fashion porn into some lesbian themed porn….

But instead it was all Anastasia…fuck her for taking all the attention..no wait just fuck her…literally…but romantically and passionately with her all locked in a cage in my basement, as I stare in her starving cuz I haven’t fed her eyes, before spitting in her face and choking her out, as my dick slides in and out of her ass during a herpes outbreak…you know my kind of romance the real kind…

Let’s just hope when she’s googles herself and sees this post about her…and gets turned on instead of a restraining order…

Cuz I am in love with this bitch and pretty much ready to marry this bitch…and start a family with this bitch…or at least try to start a family with this bitch…over and over and over and over and over again…

I feel so alone.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2013

06

Sep

#stepGIRL Modeling #BelovedShirts of the Day

Our homies at Beloved Shirts sent us up a couple of their cool as fuck sweatshirts…so we did the only natural thing we could with them…and that was dress up one of our hot little #stepGIRLS in the shirt and have our stepPHOTOGRAPHER Monseiur Coms take pics of her…

The peeing pic is my favorite, but in my defence, I love watching girls pee, especially when it is on my face…but that’s just me…

The outdoor naughty wifey pic isn’t all that bad either, at least not according to the dude who drove around the block 10 times screaming at her while she was shooting it…out creeping me…something I hate to see happen…because I want to be the top creep…but I guess that’s what happens when the only thing I win at is failing…I am the top failure around…

But this isn’t about me…this is about smoking babes in sweatshirts…looking hot enough to master-bake to…..

Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

06

Sep

Some North Korean Chick Eating a Lot of the Day

Watching small North Korean communist bitches eating a mean meant for 4…is highly fucking erotic….probably because unlike most American girls who eat for 4 in every sitting…this bitch probably weighs under 100 pounds…and when skinny girls eat like fat girls…and never end up fat girls…I get horny.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Videos

2013

06

Sep

Robyn Lawley is a Babe for Cosmo of the Day

Robyn Lawley is some plus sized model and food blogger from Australia who I have never had sex with, partially because I have never heard of her before today because I haven’t had the chance to work my charm on her, you know by writing her love letters and sending her baked goods, because the best way to a plus sized models heart is through her plus sized stomach…but also because girls don’t like having sex with me unless it is forced.

She’s modelling paints and pyjamas in Cosmo..and despite her gut hanging out…I kinda love it…which is saying a lot cuz I hate fat chicks.

Posted in:Robyn Lawley

2013

06

Sep

Aline Weber is Hot for Elle Brasil of the Day

Aline Weber is some 24 year old small breasted Brazilian model s who is amazing to look at…you may remember her from the movie A Single Man…about a gay dude who kills himself…she played one of his students and was likely the least gay part of the movie…or maybe you remember her from walking the Tommy Hilfiger fashion show back in 2006 during fashion week…you homo…

Or if you’re like me you remember her from her Naked Photoshoot ….because where there are nipples I can be found…just ask the local dairy farmer..whatever the fuck that means….

Posted in:Aline Weber

2013

06

Sep

A Couple Glamour Model TIts of the Day

This Alice Goodwin chick’s tits are getting a lot of love lately…because they are big…and accepted into the UK Glamour Model escort agency…paving the way for VIP access to all the best parties in the UK….and landing low level celebrity, rich dude, soccer player cock looking for some trophy wife to really prove to the world that they’ve won at life…because when you’re an egotistical asshole…girls don’t really matter unless they look good enough to make your haters jealous…it’s the foundation of all success…but for some reason, I’d never commit to a hooker like this, I’m more into just using them as hookers behind closed doors…but not everyone is as classy as DrunkenStepfather.

Posted in:Alice Goodwin|NSFW

2013

06

Sep

Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball Pic of the Day

So Miley released a new single called Wrecking Ball, and the artwork for the single is her riding the wrecking ball like it was a stripper pole, or maybe a black cock, since that’s the kind of shit she’s into now, and I’m not complaining, because it’s making her sluttier and a sluttier disney starlet who gets high and shakes her barely there ass, is a disney star worth paying attention to…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus