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2013

03

Sep

Dana Wright for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I would say that it amazes me that low level models go to Terry’s studio to let him take pics of them, but girls are groupies and they all want to be models and know that he’s the biggest fashion photographer around, making him into some kind of icon, that they need to fuck just for the possible chance he’ll link them up to better gigs…it’s like “of course I’ll get naked for Terry, how could I say no, he’s so important”….even if they wind up getting HIV positive out of it, it may be the most strategic HIV they get…career-wise.

The fact is that he’s a pervert with an ego, which I guess makes him a creep. He took pics as a reason to get girls to dirty things in the first place, now he’s a millionaire cuz of it, and instead of trying to trick bitches into it, they just come to him…he’s got the best scam going…but he should try to pull hotter bitches..this Dana chick is average at best.

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2013

03

Sep

Taylor Swift Wears a Normal Bikini of the Day

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This is major news, at least to the average middle american who is out of work, uneducated and doesn’t really bother with actual news, because the whole celebrity thing is far more exciting, you know to distract from their shitty fucking life, giving them something focus on, like Taylor Swift’s relationship history as they buy her merchandise making her money, and not realizing how shitty their lives are, because if they did realize, they’d likely kill themselves by hanging from the trailer park communal shower, because the ceilings in the trailer aren’t high enough to dangle from….

Taylor Swift is not wearing weirdo high waisted bikini bottoms like some kind of creep who raided her grandmother’s bathing suit drawer like she has the last dozen or more times she’s been in a bikini…

I don’t know about you, but this is just major…at least in a world with little going on…

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2013

03

Sep

Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini of the Day

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Here is some Hayden Panettiere in her bikini and it’s really not all that exciting…because even with her fake tits she’s a barrel chested troll who belongs in a circus, and not even a high level circus that tours and has a vegas show, but one run out of a barn in some small town, where she juggles and gets shot out of a cannon….the only thing partially interesting about her is her muscle definition…because strong women are more fun to wrestle because you feel less like a predator…even though wee all know you’re a predator…but in your defence it is the only way you can get laid…

PS you can see her nipples…

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2013

03

Sep

Some UK Slag Kimberly Garner Thong Bikini of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some UK slag who doesn’t fucking matter, but who obviously thinks she matters, because she is on some reality show in the UK, and probably up on some other Glamour model bullshit, as girls do, or maybe she just has a lot of instagram followers…there are just so many girls like this, who put themselves out there, and who are pulling all the tricks from skimpy bikinis, to topless on the beach, and the whole thing is funny, only because in the grand scheme of things, none of this really matters, but they want it so bad…but at the same time, it’s funny to watch because sluts on sluts on sluts makes for things to masturbate to…and a world without attention whores, even random ones from the UK is a world not worth living in…

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2013

03

Sep

Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day

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The only thing less attractive than seeing a mom in her bikini, is seeing a grandmother in her bikini, not that I wouldn’t want to fuck a mom and a grandmother and a daughter in their bikinis all at the same time, but individually, they aren’t that impressive, even when they are Jessica Alba, in her bullshit fake marriage that she used her uterus to trap and make happen, leading a a miserable husband who she probably lets fuck other girls, because the tightness in her vagina disappeared with child birth, and because they are from LA and no one in LA is monogamous…not even with Jessica Alba because there are hundreds of girls in LA way better looking, who are younger and down to fuck knowing you’re Alba’s husband…it’s just the way it is….but I’l still look at her in a bikini and not hate her for being half naked, but rather hate her for being so fucking boring…

That’s not to say I wouldn’t stepfather her kids, cuz I totally would..but it is to say that she’s not spreading her asshole…which is what makes it fun…

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2013

03

Sep

Gisele Bundchen Singing the Kinks for her H&M Campaign of the Day

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Here’s a video for H&M of Gisele doing a cover of “All Day and All Night”….and she speaks english pretty fucking shitty considering she’s made millions of dollars here…you’d think she’d spend some of that money on learning how to pronounce “TH”…or maybe you’re the kind of guy who likes immigrant accents because it gives you hope that she’ll fuck you for citizenship…ultimately…who cares.

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2013

03

Sep

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipples of the Day

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Miley is so unoriginal – my pug’s been doing that face for the last 5 years…and pugs before him have been doing that face for the last 300 hundred years…but I guess that’s typical behavior from some vapid, spoiled, Disney cunt who is trying to re-invent her spoiled self from the comfort of her own home she never leaves because the paparazzi will eat her up and when she does leave her house she dresses as silly as possible, with no bra, because she never wears a bra and that all helps this plastic bullshit hip hip image she’s trying to create for herself, even though we all know Miley isn’t hard, and the only thing hard about her is how many naps she can take a day, or how rude she can be to her Mexican house staff for not ironing her shirts fast enough…

The whole thing is silly but she turns me on in a very weird way…

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2013

03

Sep

Aubrey O’Day’s Got Back of the Day

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I guess the Once you Go Black You Never Go Back theory doesn’t apply to Aubrey O’Day…

I wonder if losing the weight and going from fat dumpy white girl white guys were disgusted to stick their dick inside because her ass made their dicks look so small to fit enough from the right angle thanks to the way her implants slim her out..and a few sit ups can change everything….

Here she is in a bikini, and luckily even that shit doesn’t make her matter.

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2013

03

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes the text messages you receive are inspiring…

For those of you who don’t know what MTL is, it’s Montreal, Which is where i live…and that’s a hot ass in underwear telling me it is going to be in montreal…

I can’t believe I have to walk your retard ass through this….

Here’s some morning links…after a long weekend and a horrible hangover….

Hot Girls Taking Selfies
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Beyonce in Ridiculous Heels on a Yacht
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Kristen Stewart Has a Scent
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Heidi Montag Popping Out of a CAke for Spencer Pratt
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Awkward Moments You Know Too Well
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Awkward Game Show
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Baby Learns How to Whistle
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Miley Cyrus on the VMAs Performance
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Honest Make-Up Tutorial
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Scarlett Johannson in Venice
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So Many Girls on Webcam Putting in Work to Make You Cum….
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2013

03

Sep

Toya Z is DSFcams Girl of the Day

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TOYAZ is some amazing Asian cam girl who I just watched SPREAD HER VAGINA LIKE A LADY …because spreading a vagina like a dude…is pretty fucking horrible…

I haven’t had sex with nearly enough Asian girls in my life, they are the little robots I want to have computer program my face with their vaginas, all speaking Binary code to me….but luckily thanks to the webcam world…I can have sex with her without ever meeting her…and her huge tits…tits too big to be Asian, but I’m not questioning, because I appreciate them and the hormones in the foods, nuclear waste in the Asian water that made them…my kind of superheroes….

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