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2013

22

Aug

Demi Lovato Leaked Nude of the Day

I wish I could say that I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life….but I don’t even know who Demi Lovato is and whether she’s naked or not, these pics of her aren’t…and whether she was some bi-polar Disney chick or not…she’s not really posing like a bi-polar person should – all spread eagled and possessed because at the time it seems like a good idea…and this seems more like a cry for people to notice her fat ass trying to break out a second or third time because she constantly fails…without any fat ass being spread…it’s a bummer, because whether I know her or not, I can appreciate any Disney Bitch getting naked to get the attention her peers are getting…

That said, I’m posting it anyway!

The story behind the pics is that it was sent to CELEBSLAM by whoever is trying to sell her nudes…so thanks to those dudes for leaking it…we like that hustle.

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2013

22

Aug

Nastya Karzan Lookin’ Hot for Cake Magazine of the Day

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Nastya Karzan is another Russian model, which is the theme of the day here, because I love the Russians and their insanity, as much as I love their cold, mysterious, money hungry women, some of whom have made it into real deal modelling, while most can be found jerking off on webcam the good old fashioned communist way…since communism has no real religion…and thus these girls have no real guilt…making hit a hell of a lot more fun to watch…because there’s a difference between a catholic guilt ridden catholic girl..and some robot bitch who knows there is no god…and that difference is usually that they are less fun to fuck, but more fun to jerk off to, because catholic girls, once you get them going, forget GOD exists, but getting them going requires some heavy machinery, like roofs….

Either way, this was shot by Aaron Feaver, whoever the fuck that is.

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2013

22

Aug

Anne Hathaway’s Ass in Tights of the Day

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Anne Hathaway is so fat…good thing she’s jogging or hiking…or whatever she’s doing because this is Hollywood bitch and we got no time for your cellulite despite what all those cellulite ridden bitches are trying to tell you…not that you wouldn’t try to get your hands on these pants post workout to pull off her DNA so that you can clone her in your basement…

That’s all I got to say about that, I used all my jokes on an aspiring actress I didn’t have sex with last night…which was almost as fun as wasting my jokes here to you bastards who don’t read anything I write.

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Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2013

22

Aug

Failed Robbery of the Day

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Sometimes plans don’t always work out, but you have to overcome them and adapt to the obstacles life throws your way, even if that obstacle being thrown, is your retard ass out of the window of the spot you are trying to rob. Idiots.

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Aug

Kate Beckinsale’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is the skinniest mom body in the game…not that she’s really playing in the game, but rather is more of a sideline contender, because she slept her way to some nerd following role in Underworld, that I guess makes her relevant for life…and given her enough money to get through it, not that she pays for shit…

I think her most important contribution to the world is letting bitches know that just cuz they got pregnant doesn’t fucking mean they have to eat as much fucking cake as they can every fucking day until they turn into creatures with bodies as jacked up and broken as their mom vaginas…but what also makes her relevant is that her daughter is probably around 18 now…and if she follows the get knocked up strategy of her mom…Beckinsale make become the first famous granny body in a bikini…I would genuinely want to have tongue the asshole of….

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2013

22

Aug

Nastassia Lindes in Pajamas for Wildfox of the Day

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Wildfox consistently finds the hot young babes. You’d think their team was a bunch of fucking perverts screening 18th birthday listings to find the hottest freshest girls they can find to pose in their clothes….

Here is Nastassia Lindes, also known as YO STAZ YO …I’ve followed her on instagram for a long time…but I like her better in pyjamas, a fetish I never knew I had, but I am glad I have…cuz pyjamas are still worn to bed…and despite not being too revealing…you can still visualize pulling them off after sneaking into her bedroom at night…you sick fuck.

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2013

22

Aug

Some Chick Named Yaya Kosikova Nude Modeling of the Day

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Yaya Kosikova is some Slovakian bitch I’ve never heard of but assume is a retired webcam model because that’s how it works in the Eastern European world…they abduct the young babes, threaten to kill off their families, teach them how to pee on command on camera, and if they become real popular, they sell them to modelling agency in AMerica, where they end up in SI or Victoria’s Secret…and sometimes along the way they do nudes for fashion…I guess this is sometime along the way for Yaya Kosikova…a naked implant model bitch just trying to get ahead in a way far more fun to look at than college….

Posted in:NSFW|Yaya Kosikova

2013

22

Aug

Priyanka Chopra for NFL of the Day

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I didn’t know NFL was making hoochie, stripper, ratchet bitch clothes, probably because I don’t give a fuck about the NFL or their attempt to outfit slut twerkers at the hip hop clubs but I am kinda glad they are…because there’s something that screams single mother grabbing her ankles and jiggling her ass for random dudes in the club she hopes will stepfather their shitty kids…and there’s just something about bitches who seek stepfathers that speaks to me…

Posted in:Priyanka Chopra

2013

22

Aug

Candice Swanepoel for Brasil Fashion’s Night Out of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel who is not Brazilian, was cast to promote Brasil’s Fashion Night out for their Fashion week…because I guess Brazilians are done with their own models, they send them up here, and take bikini models, make them stand by the pool, not in bikinis…just to be different…kinda like how their hottest prostitutes usually come stock with cock…you know why make things as good as they possibly can be when you can shit on their entire being….

Brazilians don’t have it all figured out…but they do have great asses, and so does Candice who is not Brazilian, but still worth looking out.

I know, this post is life changing. Deal with it. I am still drunk.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

22

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Las Vegas clubs are built out of styrofoam and the girls are built out of silicon…The strippers don’t get naked, but they rock the pole harder than a stripper, even though they prefer to be called GOGO dancers. The ratchet girls and hookers rock the VIP tables I managed to sneak my way into…where thirsty girls were being served champagne…The fail of the night was a toss up between getting too drunk to go to the stripper with Lil Jon at 5 am….or being in the club in the first place…but ultimately, it’s a good place to come to to die…

Here are some links…

Peter Dinklage Hulla Hooping at a Gay Bar in Canada
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Bryan Cranston Used to Do Hemorrhoid Commercials
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Girls in Knee High Socks
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Awesome Gymnastics Demo in Russia…
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Naked Chick and her German Shephard
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Anna Kendrick in GQ fucks with my mind…
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15 Hot GIFs
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Miley Cyrus’ Greatest Social Media Moments
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Funny Brazilian Robbery Gone Wrong
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28 Foods Named After People
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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