Emily Ratajkowski is alright.
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2013
20
Aug
Heidi Klum Naked on Instagram of the Day
I don’t consider a bitch naked when she’s over 50, has a dozen kids and thus a ravaged vagina, especially when it is strategic naked and I can’t see her fucking asshole, or what I like to call the window to her soul…
Heidi Klum might as well be wearing a fucking snow suit in these pics, but I appreciate the effort in pretending she’s not 100 fucking years old or done, mainly because I still find her hot…even if she’s just a fraction of what she once was…that fraction is still better than the majority of people out there…unless this is an old pic, which it probably is….
All this to say, I’ve overanalyzed this a little too much.
Posted in:Heidi Klum
2013
20
Aug
Anastasia Ashley for Relapse Magazine of the Day
Anastasia Ashley is that whore twerker surf chick who got famous with her 5 million views pre-contest twerk some pervert who doesn’t understand the importance of twerking warm-up. I mean I think that is how Patrick Swayze warmed up on set of Point Break, but only Keanu really knows and he’d never tell his homo secrets…
Either way, people seem to care about her, she’s on all the sites, like she’s the next Miley Cyrus with a better ass…
She did some photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of, she didn’t show her titties for fashion, I’m positing it cuz I’m riding that Anastasia Ashley wave, and I’m sure her 4 fans will actually care….
I’d rather be sniffing her wet bikini bottoms that gave her a yeast infection…
Posted in:Anastasia Ashley
2013
20
Aug
Sofia Vergara Trying to Stay Hot of the Day
You know that Sofia Vergara is so committed to staying hot that she’s got a basement lab where they kill orphans for her to drink their blood…but she doesn’t post those witch sorcery shit…that would make people think she’s weird…but she does post pics of her doing pilates or whatever this demonstration of different sex positions you can her in…but in her defence every picture of a girl is her showing off a different sex position…this may not be hot, but you’ll probably jerk off to it..
Posted in:Sofia Vergara
2013
20
Aug
Trucking Gone Wrong of the Day
This video is straight out of a bad comedy…but is in fact real life because I guess wherever this truck driver is from, they don’t train you to factor in the height bridges….and it’s kinda hilarious that this fuck up would happen…it’s gotta be staged…
If you don’t like that…here’s a drunk guy who got naked in some schizo episode from smoking weed
If you don’t like that….here’s a drunk guy in a flood….
Posted in:Videos
2013
20
Aug
Aubrey O’Day Sympathy Post of the Day
I am there for Aubrey O’Day when no one else cares…which is right now…she’s does the reality show circuit and groupie-ing black rappers as hard as her titties possibly can…
Sure I hate her and think she’s a useless slob as much as the next guy…and I think she’s a still a fat, dumpy slob who doesn’t deserve any fame…but she’s less fat and dumpy because she’s been working out, and photoshopping herself skinny…which I guess makes her and her hard attention seeking nipples a little better that watching her emotionally eat her way through fall the fuck off..
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2013
20
Aug
Doutzen Kroes for Vogue Spain of the Day
Doutzen Kroes is naked in Vogue Spain, which I guess is interesting enough to look at, mainly because she’s not naked in Vogue Africa, because Africans is normally what she gets naked for…but maybe she only does that if they are DJs who can get her pregnant…
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2013
20
Aug
Chrissy Teigan Skittles Porn of the Day
Chrissy Teigan is some fat Sports Illustrated model who always talks about food as fat girls who don’t know they are fat do…she’s the kind of girl who as her belly hangs over her pants but talks to people about how she doesn’t have to work out cuz she’s naturally beautiful…even though she’s not..it is one of those positive reinforcement situations gone wrong…where it gives a girl an ego, that tricks the rich dudes around her enough to marry her, and get her booked doing Candy commercials, when really Candy is the last thing she should be eating, but can be eating cuz her professional gold digging has gone heavy equipment and is now gold mining…
That said, I consider Chrissy Teigan a friend of the site.
Posted in:Chrissy Teigan
2013
20
Aug
Kelly Brook Likes This Angle of the Day
I think Kelly Brook has found her angle that works for her…and I am sure it has taken her years and years and years, because she’s old as fuck, of selfies trying to figure out just how to pop them titties to get the most impact, the most celebrity dudes to endorse her, and get the most she possibly can from her tits…and I guess as a seasoned titty veteran, this is what years of her titty work has lead to…this is like watching a master in action…letting his skills shine…only…the showing of her tit version..which takes little to no skill whatsoever…
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2013
20
Aug
Catherine McNeil in Lingerie for Esprit of the Day
Catherine McNeil is some fake lesbian from Australia who was dating some MTV host which allowed her to be a public figure and thus book modelling gigs and for some reason the fake lesbian game doesn’t bother me, because I know even real lesbians aren’t actually lesbians, but misguided jaded girls who fear the cock, despite fucking girls who act like they have a cock, with rubber things that look like a cock…
Thanks to her dyke antics she’s booked some Esprit lingerie campaign, and these are the pics of her in panties, which are a lot like pics of her strap-on, even if she’s the one who gets fucked by a strap-on as she counts down the days before establishing herself so she can go back to the cock…at least that’s my theory.
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