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2013

02

Sep

Irina Shayk Does Sports Illustrated Spain of the Day

The thing we can all learn from Irina Shayk is that she’s a whore who has done the whore thing right because rather than ending up in a ditch somewhere covered in cum and blood after a john murdered her, she took her whoring corporate….she was like “I’ll be the beard to some sports star, no problem, just get me in SI, so I can stop escorting”…and look at her now…topless in sports magazines…

This is a whoring success story is hard to take seriously when you look like Irina Shayk, your whoring, because she’s fucking amazing looking and when you look like that whoring can take you to glorious places…

You see, when you look like the whores I fuck with…your whoring may make you 5 dollars for your next baggy of monkey bones the drug dealer is pretending is meth and get you a night in the mental institution for observation…if you’re lucky…cuz that way you can get cleaned up for another week of whoring…

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2013

02

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Grabbing Her Crotch on a Private Jet of the Day

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It could be wishful thinking, because Hayden Panettiere may not even be scratching her itchy pussy, cuz girls with itchy vaginas is hot to me, especially on private jets, making this a new fetish, but as far as I’m concerned this picture of Hayden Panettiere is going at her cunt on a private jet because that’s what I want it to be…y

Vagina like every other vagina that deals with vagina issues like other vaginas…from yeast infections to ingrown hair…only done in such a luxurious setting…like private jets, even though Hayden doesn’t pay for shit, and these companies with private jets just fly her around, it is still fancy enough to balance out her yeast infection…

But maybe you like seeing her get her tit grabbed better…like a good whore Hayden gives something for everyone….

But Maybe you like her weird body in a bikini….

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2013

02

Sep

Homeless Love of the Day

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I can’t help but wonder what that must taste and/or smell like, but I imagine it is pretty disgusting…and that makes it pretty amazing…because when you’re homeless you gotta get your eating somewhere…and it might as well be from homeless pussy cuz that is the best crazy kind of pussy…because when they are homeless they are easy to fuck….making this video hit close to home…and it is so romantic…

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2013

02

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

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I guess Nicole Scherzinger is still alive…and keeping herself relevant…if she’s even a real she…you see, I am a firm believer that she’s Amanda Bynes-ing us from She’s the Man…you know a little Jonathan Brandis-ing us pre-death back in the “Ladybugs” era of pretending to be another gender to excel…don’t let the dress, panties, and slutty stage show fool you…that shit’s standard with every drag queen show…while real whores don’t wear underwear….and girls who make their career from being mainstream popstar strippers…are real whores as far as I’m concerned…and here are her fresh whites, unsoiled…and thus not fun enough for me….

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2013

02

Sep

Miley Cyrus in a Shitty Photoshoot for Some Magazine of the Day

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I am all about Miley’s rebrand and aggressive marketing of herself because she’s a lovely young lady…sure she can’t twerk for shit, but she’s making twerking mainstream and white girl friendly, which makes my life more interesting…and sure she’s got a shitty little ass that looks like it is melting because she’s not doing her squats, but she’s still a skinny little thing and that makes her okay by me, even if she’s interchangeable with Bieber, I’m pretty sure she’s got a vagina…a vagina that black hip hop producers are probably coming inside, because it pisses off her ex fiancé the right way, while making everyone money, which is what I guess the hip pop, copy Iggy Azaelea game is all about…

I support what she’s done with being a sheltered, coddled, pop tart…and her she is in some shitty photoshoot…I’ve probably already posted but I’m posting again because it is Labor Day….

To see some pics of her leaving somewhere in her Pajamas with unicorn slippers on CLICK HERE

To see some pics of her ass looking pretty shitty but amazing to me in shorts CLICK HERE

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2013

02

Sep

Jourdan Dunn Naked for GQ September of the Day

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British model Jourdan Dunn was naked in GQ in the worst possible kind of naked because she’s not naked at all or might as well not be naked at all since she’s covering up all the goods…the goods you probably don’t want to see because even though she’s 23, she’s already a mom of a 4 year old who she had with her coke dealing boyfriend…because every insecure, even though she’s paid to be hot, has a latch on dead beat to trick her into having his kid and giving him her money…typical broken bitches…and I’m into it…even when those mom pussies aren’t being spread for fashion.

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2013

02

Sep

Gangster Pants Fail of the Day

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I posted this video on my Facebook and apparently it went Viral, but not because I posted it, but because it’s a funny concept, even though I am 95 percent sure it is totally staged for VINE, because if you go on VINE you will know that motherfuckers really put in a lot of fucking effort in making their VINE’s clever and funny, even though Vine doesn’t pay them shit to do it, but rather they do it for the likes bro, because likes are a currency of their one, that make a motherfucker feel socially accepted…weird.

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2013

02

Sep

Yaya Kosikova Titties for Vaga Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who Yaya Kosikova is, but she sounds mail order…and she gets naked for magazine I’ve never heard of which means she’s thirsty. You know this isn’t some “Should I do Playboy to Help Launch My Career like I was Jenny McCarthy shit”…this is “I’ll take off my clothes for whatever the fuck this is, because it is sure better than being cattle prodded in the scary basement by that man with a gun who threatens to kill my family if I don’t get naked on webcam show for him”…you know anything is better than that…so I call this the escape route…unless she’s not even Russian, and her Model agency is just packaging her like she is cuz it’s a good back story to get her booked…and really none of it matters cuz I just saw tits…and so did you.

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2013

02

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I grab tits…and the girl who’s tits I am grabbing lets me take pics…

It’s labor day weekend, are you really on the fucking internet right now?

What the fuck is wrong with you….

Go out there and grab some titties…or at least go out there….because there’s more chance of you grabbing titties..than sitting at home on your mom’s couch debating jerking off again…you fucking loser…and by loser I mean…I love you…

Here are some links….

These Bikini Girls in Horse Masks are Alright…
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Cynthia Nixon’s Hilarious O / Blowjob Face
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Alicia Keys Midriff
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Tim Beckham Scores Like a Boss
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How To Open a Beer with a Frisbee
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Animal Facts They Didn’t Teach You In School
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Biker Learns a Hard Lesson
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The Most Anticipated Fall Movies
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This is What 2000 Calories Looks Like
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A Whole Lot of Underboob
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Some Chick Covered in Paint
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A Dude with Balls of Steel
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Simon Cowell Goes Public With Friend’s Wife he Knocked Up
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Dead Foot Skin Eating is the Fetish of the Day
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Dildo-ing Her Ass on the Train
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Some Dude with Dandruff Playing Some Classical Music
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100s of Babes Who Want You To See Them Naked and Touching Themselves….
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2013

02

Sep

Scarlett Belle is DSFcams Girl of the Day

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Scarlett Belle is a 20 year old cam girl who I like to think has one my heart, at least for the day, thanks to the orgasms she has tried to give me…making me a fan, because any girl willing to put in work for a guy like me, or a guy like you, because we really don’t deserve any of this goodness…but yet we get it..all because Scarlett Belle is an exhibitionist…making her pretty fucking perfect to me…but probably not to her real dad, who may kinda hate her job.

I mean – DEEZ TITS THO….AWESOME…

TO VISIT HER PAGE AND WAIT FOR HER CLICK HERE

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