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2013

14

Aug

Shakira for Self Magazine of the Day

Shakira went and got herself photoshopped for Self Magazine like all the mom celebrities who want to feel good about themselves do. One of those edit my mom gut so hard I look cut…make those stretch marks look like abs…talk about how great I’ve bounced back from my pregnancy…I don’t mind doing your low budget shit magazine…it’s good for my self esteem kind of thing…not to mention it makes all the Walmart shopping, white trash trailer park moms remember I exist now that I am not the crazy “mexican” on The Voice…and you don’t want that key demo to forget you, they are the only one still buy CDs…cuz they can’t afford them computer things…

Here are the pics

Posted in:Shakira

2013

14

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Teen pregnancy was cool before MTV ruined it…but I guess that goes for a lot of things…MTV has ruined…like the souls of many teen girls who now have the wrong sense of what is important in life..leading to sex tapes and nude selves…which luckily makes my world go round, especially when there’s asshole, because the asshole is the gateway to a girls soul…

I drank with an Mexican last night.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kris Humphries’ Rebound on the Beach…Whaling….
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Nicole Kidmam Cleavage….
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8 Bit Kick Ass
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Shakira for Self Mag
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Dogs who Love Water….
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People Saving Animals Compilation…
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15 Animal Pics for the Ladies….
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Lindsay Wixson Not So Terry Richardson…
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Best Strip Club Picture Ever
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Girls Who Are Free and Masturbating…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Aug

Daisy Destin is the Cam Girl of the Day

It is an obvious choice that Daisy Destin is the DSFcam girl of the day, because Daisy Destin is my homie and by homie I mean I met her and flirted with her once and I felt a very solid connection filled with love, the kind of love that only happens once in a life time, you know the shit Kelly Clarkson sings about in her songs about hamburgers…

She’s a hot little country girl with a hot little country twang who dresses like a hot little country girl…and she’s done some shit with Max Hardcore, cuz like every Farmer’s daughter, she brings it…

TO SEE HER DSFcams PROFILE PAGE CLICK HERE

Posted in:DSFcams

2013

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey ladies…Send Nudes…I’ll make you famous.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Hot Girls in Selfies
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Carrie Underwood Covers Paradise City
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Madonna’s Daughter Has Some Titties…
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Crazy Motorcycle Stunts
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100 Pics of Hot Girls Washing Cars
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Glamour Models Playing Together
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Jordan Carver’s Got Silly Tits
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Jennifer Garner in ALlure
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Kendrick Lamar’s Sign Language Interpreter Weirdo
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It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Weird Foot Fell Asleep Prank
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Pam Anderson’s Hot See Through Bikini
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Anabella Casanova’s Naked in Maskerade
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Helen Flanagan’s Big Fucking Tits
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Booze, Guns And Topless Bitches. Sweet!
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Ultimate Diving Board Fail Compilation
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Watermelon IPhone Chargers are Big in the Ghetto
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Friend of the Site Riff Raff Got Arrested for Drugs in North Carolina…which is Probably Better than the Vile Girl I Saw Him Bring Home
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I’m Still Watching the Farrah Sex Tape
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Christina Milian Cleavage in the Club
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27 Minute Guide to the Internet from 1997
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Bregje Heinan’s in her bIkini
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Would You Drink her Piss
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I Love Rihanna’s Ass on a Raft
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Amanda Seyfried Nude in Lovelace
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Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister in SHort Shorts
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Facts that will make you drink.
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Some Topless or Nude Greek on the Beach
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Bus Gets Hit
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Christina Aguilera in Jeans on the Beach
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She’ll Rip Your Dick Off
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Thorested Development
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More Naked Gaga
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Find Out Who Some Bitch from Some Commercial Is
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Playing with Huge Fucking Tits
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Naked Jog in Public
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An ANTI-Kim Kardashian Sex Tape. Awesome.
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Ashley Benson Shitty See Through Shirt
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Dude’s With Their Mail Order Brides
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Hey Miley Cyrus Knows What Color Her Skin Is,,,,
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Hot Mail Order Brides
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Grown Man Screaming Like a Baby
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Paying Girls to Dance on the Strip
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Girls Who Are Free and Masturbating…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Party Chick Titty Flash!
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Puke in My Mouth is the Best Song Ever
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Hot Bush on a Hot Model
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Girl Pissing in the Urinal
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Some Cam Girl with Fatty Tits
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Weird Lesbian Video of the Day
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Dude feeling Up Girl’s Titties at the Yankees Game
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Cam Girl in Bed
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Cam Girl in Shower
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Mommy Gets Used as a Sex Slave
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Girl Holding a Glass With Her Pussy
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

Aug

Myla Sinanaj’s Anti-Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Trailer of the Day

Myla Sinanaj is some big booty bitch who “dated” Kris Humphries after his whole 5 minutes of marriage with Kim Kardashian tabloid fodder…and in efforts to keep her big booty relevant, because dating an athlete got her in the tabloids riding Kim Kardashians’ fat tail, she might as well continue the trend and film her own sex tape that she’s spinning as being better than Kim Kardashian’s tape and that includes anal…but not just any anal, anal she is pretending is being taken from her for the first time….on video…by some Kris Humphries lookalike for all your Kris Humphries and the big bottomed women he loves fetishists…that is anti-Kim Kardashian….released by the homies at VIVID. Here’s what they had to say about it…

Watch Internet sensation Myla Sinanaj devour her massive Kris Humphries look alike. Myla is insatiable as she tries to one up her arch nemesis Kim Kardashian. As the Kim tape rolls Myla shows why she’s one Backdoor expert. In the sexy no holes barred romp Myla shows why she’s one hot Backdoor babe. This ain’t Kim xxx..hotter then hell

I haven’t seen the video, but I am going to say I love it and I appreciate her effort in making this happen. I also love the concept of making it a battle sex tape, you know going up against KIM K like it was the WWE….it’s funny…even though Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was a lazy performance, no matter how famous it made her…

I like any girl who is groupie-ing on an athlete, getting hooked on his past famous wife, a wife she tries to look like, who is probably a professional at this kind of thing, finally accepting her fate and fucking on camera, even though she doesn’t have the money or contacts Kim Kardashian had, making you think she may just end up fading out like so many sex tapes before her, but still leaving a legacy for anyone to cross reference in the event this does work out for her…even though all odds are against it…

Sure she’s not my kind of girl, you know thick, rocking booty generally don’t like, but I love this classy shit….it’s fucking amazing and worth watching….


TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE NSFW TRAILER
CLICK HERE

or…. Visit Vivid.com

Posted in:Myla Sinanaj|Sex Tape

2013

13

Aug

Yankees Fan Feeling Up a Girl

This is amazing…I am glad it was broadcast on national TV, because being a midnight molester, date rapist, deserves to be celebrated on this kind of scale…I mean where’s the fun in saving it for the back alley, or basement apartment….the only thing I’m wondering is whether he even knows this girl, or more importantly, if she’s even alive….

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Aug

Doutzen Kroes is Good at Instagram of the Day

I wonder why this mom’s instagram of her in a bikini having a fun summer weekend in a bikini is far hotter than every mom I have on my TWITTER , FACEBOOK or INSTAGRAM ..who post bikini pics on those sites without advising a panel of experts because if they advised a panel of expert they would in no way allow them to put up their bikini pics..

It’s like is Doutzen really genetically superior to 99 percent of moms? Or does she just put in work. Are all other moms just lazy and failing, because based on their vacation pics, they pretty much don’t give a fuck and have clearly thrown in the towel…

I mean why is looking at Doutzen Kroes amazing, despite knowing she’s tainted by the black cock and the baby, two strikes against her but still spectacular…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2013

13

Aug

Cara Delevingne Titties for W Magazine of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is all the rage. One of those hipster models who isn’t all that hot but the world has embraced her and decided to make her a huge deal like she was Kate Moss in the 90s…and I’m not complaining, cuz she’s showing her little tits for fashion and I love little tits, unless they are on fat chicks, because that shit’s just disproportionate and awkward and embarrassing for both the man sucking them and the girl who owns them…I’m more into small tits on skinny bitches because despite their vaginas having no fat to keep in the inner lips, making shit look like a messy sandwich… they aren’t fat.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|NSFW

2013

13

Aug

Bregje Heinen Has s Solid Instagram of the Day

Hot model with a name that sounds like throwing up all over a dick too big for your throat, or at least a dick you’re trying to make feel too big for your throat, or a dick dude likes to interpret as being too big for your throat, without realizing that you’re smegma is upsetting her fucking stomach, and/or the roofies and booze are wearing off…

I don’t think Bregje Heinen likes me, I just asked her how much she’d sell me her period stained underwear for, because that’s the foundation of real love, to which she’s supposed to offer them to me for free, obviously, because that’s what romance is all about, but instead she just ignored me…and for that I guess I’ll just have to share her public pics with you like I took them myself, or like they were sexts I’m using to get revenge on her for wronging me, you know how these things work.

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2013

13

Aug

Nina Agdal’s Boring Catalog Pics of the Day

Nina Agdal was dumped by Adam Levine after he fucked her…and any girl not good enough for Adam Levine, isn’t good enough for me.

But I will post pics of her semi-retard looking face in boring catalog pics, because a body can carry a girl to the top…or at least SI Swimsuit, a magazine I am sure she’s in the running for SI Cover…if Emrata doesn’t beat her to it with her new found fame…which I think she will.

I just hate her, partially for being so typical in groupie-ing on Maroon 5…no wait…entirely for groupie-ing on Maroon 5….

Posted in:Nina Agdal