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2013

28

Aug

Miranda Kerr Titties for V Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr is doing the best she can to stay relevant now that she has been set free from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret, a company that is probably responsible for making her a household name, but that she doesn’t give them credit for because she’s a girl and girls always feel like they are the reason their life is the way it is, in an “ALL ME”, even if all she did was strategic whoring…and she’s doing it with her tits, like she was a real up and coming model and not a mom with millions just trying to keep busy.

I’m not sure what this is all about, but I know I like it…probably because I know she has options to bow out gracefully but instead chooses the titty route. FUn.

To see the rest of the pics click here

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

28

Aug

Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Shorts of the Day

Here is Hilary Duff is proving yet again that being the mother is not always the best decision for your ass, vagina, legs, or sex appeal…but none of that really matters because she’s rich and doesn’t need you jerking off to her…she’s got enough creepy fans who still tell her they love her on the regular…because that’s what being famous is all about…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2013

28

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Industrie Magazine of the Day in Shorts of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a model and she looks like she’s a lot of fun…in the way she lets people take suggestive pictures of her under the assumption it is for high concept fashion and art, while really it’s just soft core porn…it’s so hard to tell the difference especially when you are the one taking the pics of the bitch who would never do it knowing it was designed for people like you to jerk off to, but rather designed for the fashion industry to say “look at her angles, she really has talent, lets’ book her for this million dollar campaign”…

We call this a WIN / Win situation….

Here are the pics for Industrie (not a porn mag) magazine.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2013

28

Aug

Nina Agdal Does Instagram of the Day

Nina Agdal got dumped by Adam Levine, so she’s doing the only rational thing a girl who has been dumped can do, and that is post slutty fucking pictures on the internet because slutty pictures on the internet are the best way to get revenge from a dude who is already engaged to another model who looks less retarded than you, and who clearly cares about what you are up to, like you were more than just a hot body to fuck while one break with his girlfriend….but at least it attracts male attention…attention you need to feel like you’re hot now that you’ve been shit on…after such a great year of being loved from everyone…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

28

Aug

Anais Pouliot Excites Me of the Day

There is something magical about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s from my hometown of Canada, and I know that all girls french girls in Canada, like using their ANUS on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be an actual first date but rather buying her a drink in a club…it’s the Quebec way of life to those of you who have no idea what Quebec is…a land of sluts…and this Anais Pouliot has broke free and become some Top Model I like to watch.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2013

28

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens in a Sports Bra of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens thought it was a good idea to post a picture of herself in a Sports Bra, to let us all know that despite being a little chunky, especially in her last movie, she’s making moves to get fit, and those moves involve wearing skimpy workout gear like fit girls, kinda reminding me of the fat girl in a pair of booty shorts I saw at a late night diner eating a burger when drunk….

Maybe it is because Vanessa Hudgen’s family sold her off as a kid, and ever since then she’s been trying to fit in, whether she is built to fit in or not….whether it’s getting naked in self shot cell phone pics for male attention, or doing threesome shit in Springbreakers…or trying to get fit…but I am into her documenting the process because it’s better than not seeing her in a sports bra…right.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Random girls don’t like when I try to take pictures of their vaginas on the beach in California by the beach…If they didn’t want creepers creeping on them with a camera…you’d think they’d be a little more private about rocking a bathing suit in public…this is one of those “she was wearing a mini skirt officer, she wanted it” situation…with less rape.

Here are some morning’ links…cuz it’s morning where I am…

Catherine Zeta Jones is Single and HPV Positive
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The 20 Most Collectible Jordans Ever
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Official Cat Burglar
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No N’Sync Reunion for you Boy Band Loving Poofters
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Super Mario Parkour
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350 Pound Blue Marlin Launches Onto a Fishing Boat
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Girls Stretching
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Some Naked Bitch with a Gun
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Hot Japanese Chick of the Day
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Laughing Babies for you Perverts
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So many cam girls cam girl-ing for free
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Aug

Butt Water is the Internet of the Day

This is probably one of the more interesting videos Youtube is making money off of today…All those google stocks going nuts running ads on some dude who fills his ass with water and squirts for his friends at a party…because it’s not a party without a fuckin’ enema…

Apparently VICE INTERVIEWED THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK ….who is getting famous for this ridiculousness….

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve spent the better part of the night trying to convince a girl to cheat on her boyfriend with me, he’s out of town…I thought the winning move was when I promised her that I wouldn’t leave a mark…but turns out some girls, aren’t into cheating on their boyfriends with me, they probably save the cheating for more quality dudes….

I can accept that and pretend it’s cuz there are a few good girls left in the world,even though I know that there aren’t.

Here are some links…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Jodie Marsh Isn’t Dressed Slutty…
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Ciara is Hot in Paper
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Selena Gomez Does the Miley
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Jojo Works Out
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The 15 Hottest Sideboobs at the VMAs
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Pam Anderson in a See Through Shirt
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Animals Can Be Trolls Too
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The Bigger they Are – The Harder They Fall
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11 Obsolete Words We Should Bring Back
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Notting Hill Carnival Police Dance Off
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Adriana Lima in Lingerie
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Van Drives Over an Open Manhole at Full Speed
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Her Name is Janice and She’s Slutty
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Ghetto Bitch Fight in the Restaurant
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Her Name is Sarah Randall and She Shows Her Boobs
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Things Your Mom Says That Aren’t True
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Alec Baldwin Attacked the Paparazzi Again
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Mischa Barton Bending Over
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Weird Tattoos Inspired By Actual Art
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14 Facts That Justify Sleeping In
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Lil Wayne Fan Might Be On Drugs
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Joe Francis Is Going to Jail
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Vin Diesel Shits On Hollywood
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A State By State Map of Porn Searches
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Kelly Brook is Naked for the Internet
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Guess the Celebrity Tits
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Broken Nose Prank
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The Best tattoos in Hip Hop
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Racism Is Alive And Well
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This is the Best Miley Pic Ever
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Eva Longoria in Short Short Shorts
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An Awesome 90s Twerk Video
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Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini Top
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Selena Gomez in Concert
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Amazing Dinosaur Prank
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The Robo Beer Vendor
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Tom Cruise’s Son with Some Girl in a Bikini Bottom
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Fresh Milk On Your Cheerios
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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DSFCams is the Future
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This Girl Can’t Handle the Sybian
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Lesbians in Bed
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White Pants – Wet Pussy
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Babe Fucking a Popsicle
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Aug

Miley Cyrus Can’t Twerk of the Day

Everyone is talking about Miley Cyrus. From Teddy Bear advocates who feel she has violated Teddy Bears by making them into PG-13, uncensored dance partners on MTV…because clearly they’ve never seen teddy based porn where teddy either has a strap on or gets cummed on…to everyone on my fucking Facebook feed.

It’s at the point of annoying because of a few simple things…twerking is mainstream, college girls all twerk so Miley wasn’t shitting on black culture, she was just being a typical Disney chick…but more importantly it wasn’t hot…if anything…her twerk in and of itself was a shameful fucking twerk and that is what parents of her fans should really be appalled by…that and the lack of camel toe on her skinny little Beiber body…

Here’s her dance from another angle and it’s pretty fucking bad.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus