2013
29
Jul
Her name is MILA and I am in love…I figure it’s 3 am, I’m drunk, I want to fuck, why not turn to the internet to fall in love, while my wife snores her disgusting snores and smells her disgusting smell, when I want to ignore the girls I fuck on the sidelines to make me seem less eager, so I’ve turned to X-Art because they lure the hottest girls in porn imaginable…these girls are like actual models or some shit…only they bang out…or just get naked…all while being totally artistic, amazing, erotic, I’m in love….
To See Her 7 Minute Masturbation Video CLICK HERE
To see more of her CLICK HERE
2013
29
Jul
NikkiValantDirect is the DSFCAM girl of the day…partially because she gets naked on the internet and puts on a hot little show like a hot little slut…but also because she’s 100 pounds with massive fucking tits….not to mention she’s a VIRGO…OMG…what can’t this girl do…according to her profile…not much…except ANAL, but like any girl, they can be easted into that.
What a fucking babe and she Twerks…
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To Visit Her Page…. CLICK HERE
Posted in:DSFcams
2013
26
Jul
I like making friends…it is my new hobby. My only prerequisite is that the people I make friends with have vaginas…or at least tits…
I guess it is time to see what magical adventures the weekend brings me…
Here are some links…
Girls in Front of the Mirror
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AnnaSophia Robb Dyking Out
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Tatum O’Neal is Turning into Rene Zellweger
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Fernanda Marin Bikinis
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Russian Vespa!!!
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Ryan Seacrest and Selena Gomez Posing Together….
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Here are the Hottest Van Styles Pics
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10 Best Fails of The Day…
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Tamara Eccelstone Pokies
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Lauren Ashley is Some Fake Titty Model…..
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Kate Beckinsale is Tired as Hell
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22 Pics of Kids Being Creepers
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Bill Burr on How to Be a Good Dad
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7 Sea Creatures You Should Fear More than Sharks
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Selena Gomez Showing Stomach
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When you are 8 feet Tall Basketball isn’t Fair
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One of Them Looks Pretty Experienced With Blow Job…
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Drunk Russian Kung Fu Fight
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Fat Guy Beaten By Two Dildo Wielding Chicks
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Marissa Trying On Bikinis at the Beach
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Helena Christensen Naked for some Magazine
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Cate Blanchett Boring as Fuck
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Kylie Minogue in her Bathing Suit
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Marilyn Monroe News……10000 years later…
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The Best Nirvana Cover You’ll Ever Hear
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Some Bitch Named Sam Faiers in a Bikini of the Day
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Olga Kurylenko in a White Dress
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iPhone Robbery Fail…
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Short Skirt Flashing Box
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Frank Ocean Cancels Tour From Throat Injury From Suckin’ Dick…
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Some Bitch Named Jade Foret in a Bikini
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Weirdest My Little Pony Convention
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Flashing Boobs in the Parking Lot
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Man Wins Brooklyn Smallest Penis Award…
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Big Booty Bitch….Sitting in a Sink…
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Big Silly Tits in the Pool…with this Coco of Greece.
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Melissa Goga in a Bikini
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Awesome Fish Tank Fance
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Some Hot Redhead Bitch Flashing her Tits…
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Ferrari Drift and Crash….
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Winnie Cooper’s Ass on Set
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Car Selfies!!
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Babes on Web Cam For Your Pleasure …
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GOOOEY ASSHOLE
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Hot Latina Gets Eaten in the Kitchen…
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Three Girls Fucking Each Other
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Masturbating on the Counter
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Eastern European Cam Whore
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Pink Panties Get Fingered
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Lesbian Ass Play!
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Illegal Looking Masturbation
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Today in Shit Videos
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
26
Jul
The other day, we rounded up a couple of our amazing, and I mean amazing stepGIRLS and got them to pose with our favorite bicycle, which happens to be an amazing State Bicycle Co bike…
State Bicycle Co is a company, that if you know bikes, you will know, make some of the most stylish bicycles around that will get you noticed…which is really what you should want.
Like these:
You know the kind of bicycle that will get any girl excited to ride with you, even if you don’t have a car, because they just have that much cool…
I find bicycles highly erotic. I love girls on bicycles, girls next to bicycles, sniffing bicycle seats when they are still warm after a babe happens park her bike next to me on a hot summer day….creeping on some panty shots when the wind blows bicycyle riding babes and their skirts the right way…so it was only natural to get our stepGIRLS half naked and next to a bike….and shit is HOT HOT HOT.
You can find the perfect bike for yourself at StateBicycle.com , they are as low as $389 + Free Shipping…
Even better, every State Bicycle Co. model is limited edition, so you can be sure that the bike you buy will be unique.
Because we did this shoot, State Bicycle Co has decided to offer, Exclusive for Drunken Stepfather readers, 10% off your order now until July 31st.
Use coupon code: drunkstate at check out.
Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS
2013
26
Jul
Apparently, a lot of dudes are threatened by sex toys. More than one girl has told me that their boyfriends don’t allow sex toys in the bedroom, because they feel they challenge their manhood, and that they should be the key to any fake orgasm…which is insane…
But if you are like me, you fucking love sex toys…because no only are they fun to use, they take any pressure off you to get a girl off, and allow you to trick girls into thinking you’re a great lover, without them realizing, that it’s has nothing really to do with you, you just happen to be there.
You see, a primed and ready girl who has either just had an orgasm or is about to have an orgasm, is far more fun to have sex with, and she’ll usually leave you wanting to come back for more…not to mention, when she masturbates and you’re not around, she’ll remember how good it was doin’ it together.
One of the best out there is the HELLO TOUCH Wearable Vibrator by Jimmy Jane….This shit is from the fucking future, you put it on your hand and you can massage a girl better than she’s ever been massaged…
Remember, there’s nothing better than leaving a girl happy, with what she considers a memorable sexual adventure…a doctor doesn’t go into surgery without proper equipment….a tennis player doesn’t hit the court without a racket…a race car driver doesn’t show up to a race without a car…technology is designed to help us be lazy…and get better results…you can’t turn your back on that…
JimmyJane is Offering 20% off their premium futuristic toys Use Coupon Code DSFSUMMER2013 ….Offer ends JULY 31….So get up on it…any girl you use it on will appreciate it, just don’t tell them you’ve used it on other girls, you player you…
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Here are some pics of some girls in panties posing with their awesome JIMMYJANE!!
Get yours CLICK HERE
some of these pics were found on MeInMyPlace
Posted in:stepPROMO
2013
26
Jul
Rihanna may be played out…She may be on the verge of losing her fucking mind because the fame game is too much for some ghetto puppet from the Islands to handle…people may hate her, they may find her annoying, they may all her out for being a talentless hack while trying to figure out why she’s famous and so many hotter more talented aren’t…you know trying to sort out who she fucked when underage and who she has dirt on to secure this empire she’s built…because you know it wasn’t just a fluke…But I think she’s pretty fucking perfect..especially when she twerks….I’m a fan.
She’s done it before…to Drake Music….I guess it’s kinda her job…right…
If that’s not good enough – here’s 101 Vine Twerks Compilation
Posted in:Rihanna
2013
26
Jul
Avril Lavigne is doing some 90s throwback video, you know I guess a tribute to back when she as actually 15, and not 18 years later when she dresses and pretends she’s 15….cuz it makes her money….
It is some Tank Girl theme.. something 15 year olds probably have never heard of…and more importantly it’s starring some Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years in some shiny panties…showing off her rockin’ ass…
I appreciate Winnie Cooper pooper…but I really wasn’t down with her or all the hype she had as the love interest in the Wonder Years, not that I’ve revisted that show since it was taken off the air, but I remember wanting to fuck the sister, one of his blond girlfriends, but this frigid neighbor who never committed or put out, with her stupid bangs just pissed me off…
But I guess like every uptight chick from high school, she’s managed to grow up into an attention seeking slut, you know in efforts to get the attention she once had and I endorse that…because it’s better than when the hot chick from high school gets married, has a dozen kids, and develops an oreo addiction to deal with her shitty life…
To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Posted in:Winnie Cooper
2013
26
Jul
What a fucking idiot…You know that there was some talk before these assholes decided to try this…without really thinking about basic physics…like that the surfboard and the boat would be moving and that unless he’s coasting next to the boat, he’s going right into the boat….but the good news that the world needs idiots to keep me entertained.
The better news is that for every fail is a fucking win….it’s like keeping the world balanced or some Ying and Yang shit…
Posted in:Videos
2013
26
Jul
I am not posting these pics of freakishly tall Ireland Baldwin in her bikini because she is in a bikini…I don’t care about big 17 year old girls who are obsessed with their bitch paddle boarding boyfriends…in what you know is going to end in disaster propelling her into typical Hollywood kid behavior of fucking anyone and everyone…I don’t find her that hot, I hate 17 year olds they are annoying, and even if this is the best her body will ever be, I’d rather fuck her mom….
I am posting this because she has PUGS…and all I fucking do is PUG…so this shit puts a smile on my face…you know since the only thing good in this world is PUGS…obviously.
Posted in:Ireland Baldwin
2013
26
Jul
This cunt Ashley Benson is trying to mock the ever amazing talent that is Amanda Bynes, the Disney Star I consider my Spirit Animal…
I guess this is what you do when you don’t fucking matter. You know when you’re jealous that a crazy bitch is getting more airtime than you. You know when people don’t know you exist or care what you post on the internet…all desperate for attention, trying to get people to like or look at your pics now that Springbreakers hype has died down and people are over your dumpy chubby body in a bikini…useless slut…I mean even if she was in a sex tape, people wouldn’t care. She’d be out sold by Farrah Abraham, and that’s a fate worse than death, or working the Starbucks counter at 45…same thing…
This, Kick her while she’s down. #cyberbully shit, just isn’t funny. It’s actually pathetic and makes me angry. It makes me feel the need to defend Amanda Bynes’ honor, and make an example of this Benson cunt, you know really destroy her at her soul, cuz Hollywood goes through these girls like they go through abortions, since no one uses condoms, and girls like this are a dime a dozen, and it’s just a matter of time before she falls off into crazy…only difference is that no one will care when she does…
The funny thing in all this is not that girls are cunts to each other, all jealous of each other, we already knew that…the funny thing is that that she didn’t even get her bad joke right…
Posted in:Ashley Benson
