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2013

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about being known as a pervert celebrity smut peddler is that when I see girls or meet girls and they know anything about the site…they are down to be slutty…usually they won’t let me take pics of me sucking on their tits…but they are always down to let me suck on their tits.

It’s like if present it as “it’s all in good fun”…with enough persistence…while they are wasted and they are always down and it doesn’t even require roofies.

Last night, I went from trying to get girls naked at a Riff Raff photoshoot, to trying to get girls naked at his hotel room, to trying to get girls naked at the show, to trying to get girls naked at the restaurant…and motherfuckers, there were tits.

Here are some morning links…

So many Hot Assese…So Little Time
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Uncensored Weiner Wiener
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Here’s the Ass of the Girl Weiner was Sexting
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Shakira’s Ass Causes Tidal wave!
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Fashion Models in Minnie Mouse Ears. Hip.
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Dog Gets Saved with CPR and It’s Amazing…
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Girls Wearing Corsets
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Porcupine Eats Bananas
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Michelle Williams in Some campaign
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Holy Shit – This Man Just Gave Birth…
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Supercut of Wolverine Screaming
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Rush Hour in Beijing
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Perfectly Executed Sawed in Half Prank
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Family Guy and The Simpsons Crossover Happening in 2014
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics And Their Tits
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Millions of Hot Babes Web Camming…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Wednesday and time to get my fuck on….which unfortunately means avoiding my wife’s fat pussy…that is unfortunately also stinky and disgusting thanks to obesity, diabetes, high sugar intake and an inability to wipe.

A vagina she tries to make me eat out in exchange for free rent…because that is what marriage is all about..

I can’t wait to get a divorce.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Dennis Rodman Killin’ It at a Bikini Fashion Show
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This is Probably the Next Batman
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So Many Braless Girls!
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Josie Canseco in a Bikini is Pretty Awesome
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This Sawed in Half Prank is Genius
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DSFCams is the fucking Future of Cam Girls…
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Where are they Now – The Actors on the Cover of the 2003 Vanity Fair Teen Issue…
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Some Crazy Bass
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Michelle Williams for Louis Vuitton
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Bus Drives Through Flood
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Jada Cheng is Some Asian Bitch With Fake Tits…
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Little Kids Failing
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Kate Winslet Thickness
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Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples
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Leilani Dowding Nipple Slip on a Paddleboard
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Classy People…
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Mother Places Ad to Get Son Laid
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The Howe Sisters Aren’t That Hot
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Lookin’ Down Naya Rivera’s Shirt….
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Wrestling Nip Slip
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Wolverine Press Conference
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Some Brest Checking
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Alyssa Arce Knows How to Use Twitter
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Big Boob Football
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What is this Retard Trying to Achieve?
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16 Beach Fails
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25 Funny Pics
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32 Hottest Summer Glau Pics
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Hot Girl in a Brazilian Cut Bikini
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5 Things You Didn’t Know About Emily Ratajkakakakakaski
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News Host Says we hunted the DILDO into Extinction…and I love it.
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Jennifer Lawrence Videobombs At Comic-Con
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Pink in Blowjob Stance.
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Girl Entertains Dolphin with Gymnastics
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Hundreds If Not 1000s of Webcam Babes Web Camming…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Bitch Named Monica Masturbating
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Some Blonde Pussy on Cam….
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Clean and Wet Lesbian
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Girl Gets Fisting
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Lesbian Strap-On Fucking
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Amazing Amateur Airplane Masturbation
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Scariest Pussy Ever
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Fun – Interesting Webcam Show…That Will Scare You
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Many Cam Girls Willing to Cam Girl….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Jul

Margaret Cho Has an Orgasm While Reading of the Day

I’ve seen this Youtube video concept of girls reading while riding some kind of vibrator until they reach orgasm….an idea I thought was clever and worth watching because I appreciate good literature and by good literature I mean clothed girls reaching orgasms….except when it is Margaret Cho…because she is digusting…

Posted in:Margaret Cho

2013

24

Jul

Selena Gomez Has a Slutty 21st Birthday of the Day

Selena Gomez turned 21, so it was only natural for her to be wearing a bra with a heavy underwire that she had her homies put on instagram, along with other pics of her cuddling up to some older dude, who is rubbing what is either her thigh or ass, because now that she is legal, she can rage out and get booze soaked, like a college coed, without all the education, because Disney cultivated her to be a robot puppet to brain wash your children, and keeping her as ignorant as possible is all part of their plan, she asks less questions that way.

As much as I don’t really care for this chipmunk lookin’ girl who is bragging on social media that her video and song got more airplay that Jay-Z, in what I can only assume are Illuminati popularity contests, but I’m always down for drunk sluts causing scenes, even if they are annoying while doing it, especially when they are sex offenders who rape Biebers when Biebers are underage and only into cock.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

24

Jul

Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

Jennifer Aniston kinda lost her appeal when she hit menopause. Seeing her hard nipples, even if she’s cast as a stripper, reminds me of when I see an old lady in the drug store buying her blood pressure medication, hit by the Air Conditioning. You know thick granny nipples, that have been sucked for generations, all thick and callused.

But maybe she’s not that bad yet, I mean she’s sitting on the fence, a few hormone therapy treatments away from being knocked up, the uterus on the last legs, so it’s not quite a fetish to jerk off to her yet, but in a 6-12 months, motherfucker, you’ll be into granny porn, and that’s so fucking vile….not that you already aren’t…freak.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2013

24

Jul

Josie Canseco Wants Attention of the Day

Josie Canseco is the 17 year old daughter of Jose Canseco, who was trashily named Josie after her daddy, cuz just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions doesn’t mean he’s classy…especailly when the bitch he married and knocked up was a hooters girl…you know the kind of girl who can raise her daughter to know what is important in life…a hot body…

I mean that, or this is just a sign of the times…and every bitch wants to be half naked, or in a bikini, or sexualized because that’s what people deem important…either you have a half naked selfie on instagram or you ain’t shit…

I am totally okay with that, because any girl who wants to be in a bikini this much, usually puts in work to look good in a bikini…

Unlike Kate Upton, who is milking this whole AOL / SI is an equal opportunity employer, that even fat girls can be their cover girl kinda like a retard in a work program running the Walmart cash…even though motherfucker can’t count.

This brazilian cut bikini wearing Josie Canseco pile of spoiled trash should be celebrated, even if 17 is a pretty easy age to have a hot bikini body, you know, with the whole metabolism not fucking broken down and hormonal yet…because if she’s posting such good shit on the internet now, imagine what will happen in 10 years when she’s a washed up nobody with a drug addiction.

I’m ready for it.

Posted in:Josie Canseco

2013

24

Jul

Behati Prinsloo’s Victoria’s Secret Boring Pics of the Day

Boring.

The highlight of this girl’s life, other than being tall and skinny enough for Victoria’s Secret to lock her down in a contract, where she poses half naked in seriously dull, uninspired pics, that girls everywhere aspire they could be, because that’s just how well Victoria’s Secret marketing is done…is that she feels important enough to land a popstar/rockstar dude because for some reason these models think they need a popstar to validate their existence.

It’s like modeling isn’t enough, now they need A-Lister cock to really believe in themselves…in an “I’m a model….I only want dudes who fuck models who other girls want to fuck and who the media love”…which I guess makes sense, but doesn’t make me like them any better, especially when the dude of choice is Adam Levine, because let’s face it, he’s the fucking worst….

All I see is groupie pussy…everywhere… I hate that shit unless it is groupie-ing on me….which happens…once in a while…cuz bloggers are the new rockstars…fools.

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2013

24

Jul

Aubrey Plaza Talks About Masturbating on Conan of the Day

I don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is…but now I do and all because she is talking about masturbating, and proves that despite not being hot in any way beyond having a vagina, I can still get interested enough to listen to her talk about masturbating…because girls masturbating is a fetish of mine, probably because growing up, every girl denied ever doing it, but now, thanks to progressive society and the internet, every girl doesn’t just admit it, but usually goes into detail about it, giving me something to masturbate, in a masturbation circle of fucking life that just never ends because everyone is too busy masturbating.

Posted in:Aubrey Plaza

2013

24

Jul

Turtle Masturbating of the Day

This turtle masturbating reminds me a lot of myself, at least last night, when trying to masturbate for 4-6 hours, until I pretty much rubbed my penis off, only no one was into videotaping me while I did it, because I guess I am not a star, and crying while humiliated is not as fun as it sounds to watch…

The hick conversation, talking about cum like the dude who says “When I was 10 I could do that 3-4 times” while a woman says “That’s impressive”…

I mean shit this is jokes…

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

Jul

Latest Dance Moves in the Middle East of the Day

This is far more fun to watch than twerking, even though if the bitch is fat enough, twerking can be just as dangerous….even thought most girls twerking now aren’t the hot Jamaican floor slapping bitches who simulate sex I used to love, but 14 year old girls, who have no asses thanks to not hitting puberty, who just make the whole thing kinda awkward to watch…but then again, in every club I’ve been to the last 3 months, there’s been at least 5 girls who drop their asses to the ground like a stripper before busting into a twerk, something you’d think they’d be ashamed of looking silly while they do it, while being so glad they did it…kinda like these dudes with their Middle East Ho Down.

Posted in:Videos