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2013

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

This is picture I took of DIMALAUREN …while trying to make her famous.

You know when you get to that point of drunk where you are willing to fuck anything…and you end up pulling a 1…but that 1 has no redeeming qualities like a good personality or good tits to make her a 2 or 3 but rather she is half retarded and not in a cute needs to wear a helmet way, but like retard you want to punch some kind if brain into, she’s not funny but still feels compelled to make jokes….really bad jokes that make you want to rip her throat out…and is just all around the fucking worst turning that 1 into a negative number…

Yeah, we’ll I hate when that happens

Not that that happens to me, see cuz I married my 0…and I regret it every fucking day…

Here are some links…

Hot Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras.
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Guess Who is Playing Young Luke and Young Han Solo in the Upcoming Star Wars…
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Kanye West is Off the Hook for Attacking a Pap
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Chrissy Teigen in a See Through Dress
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Selena Gomez and Ryan Seacrest Posing Together in Some Illuminati Shit
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The Power of a One Inch Punch
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Leo and Toni Gaarn in Love
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Grad Party with Strippers and Guns Sounds Awesome
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Mollie King Crazy Neckline….
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Jessica Jane Clement Pasties!
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20 Scarier Things Jack Could Have Been Typing at the End of The Shining
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Her Name is Penny Mathis and I Want to Stick My Penny/Penis in her
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TV Characters You Wish Dated By Never Did…Is this a Thing? I’ve just always wanted them all to die a horrible death…
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Karlie Kloss Walking Around New York
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Bar Refaeli Bikinis….
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Kirk Cameron is Amazing in his New Trailer on Christianity Craziness…Hilarious.
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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pokies!
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Some Bitch Named Riki Lindhome Naked on TV
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Kelly Brook Will Never Get a Boob Job
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An Investigative Report on Topless Tanning…
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The Sexiest J.Lo Gifs (really?)
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Hot Fucking Redheads
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Heidi Klum Will be on Parks and Rec
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Some Fernanda Motta No Name Model
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Melissa Satta Hot for Maxim…
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Hurrican Sex Leads to Sandy Baby Boom – You Dirt Bags.
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Hot Bitch Ironing…and Stripping…
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Worst Wedding March Performance Ever
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics And Their Tits
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Hot Lesbians Posing Together
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Naked Melissa Clarke
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Throwback Thursday the 90s Edition
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Hot Topless Babe Posing with a Knife
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Trainer Mauled By a Lion
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Ass Fuck. Who’d You Rather?
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Fat
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Damon Wayans With Lifeguard Baywatch Lookin Babes
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Sophie Reade Nude for Nuts
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Hot Bitch Sucking Her Toe…and Getting Naked
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Supercut of SNL Cast Cracking Up
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Some Hot Girls Being Lesbians!
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Really Hot Promo Girl
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Kelly brook And Her Wet Juicy Nipples
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Naya Rivera in a Strapless Dress
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John Travolta Staying Alive Ad for Brazil is Hilarious…What Scientologist Will Do for Money….
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Russian Popstars Have the Best Dress Code
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New JOBS Instagram Trailer
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Babes on Web Cam For Your Pleasure …
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Fetish Porn Bloopers!
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Amateur Teen Double Penetrates!
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Amateur Teen Lesbians
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Brush That Pussy
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Cam Girl With Glasses Going Off
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Vomit Sex Set to Music!
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Fun Webcam Strip
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Girls Who Hate Cum is My New Favorite Thing
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Jul

Kylie Minogue Rockin’ The One Piece of the Day

I guess it makes sense that she’d be in a one-piece, with being 90 and all.

I respect that unlike other 90 year old bitches who have even a worse body than Kylie the Cancer survivor, she’s in the one piece…rather than half naked in a bikini….not that I mind anyone in a bikini…I just think at a certain age, the classy thing to do is never even think about putting one on…

I get it, old bitches like competing with young bitches, usually their daughters, to feel like they still got it…but there’s really no contest, and even if they are fit, they really always come in second…so deal with the awkward tan lines…take the high road…and remember your bikini days are behind you….and now all you have to look forward to is death.

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Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2013

25

Jul

Bambi Northwood-Blyth for Wild Heart of the Day

Bambi Northwood-Blyth is some it girl from Australia who is dating some dude who owns a pretty major clothing line…because that’s what climbing the ladder is all about for a young girl trying to make it as a model..either you go for millionaire brand owners, or you go for trendy photographers, or you go for people in bands, because all those things will help make you relevant and being relevant is what gets you booked…just ask Emily Ratatatatatatatakowski…she gets it…and so do all the other models you hear about getting jobs…

I’m not complaining, because she shows her tits, and even though all models show there tits, I still get happy when I see it…cuz I know…it’s just struggling to get ahead in the easiest possible job around…I mean people pay you to get your picture taken…are you fucking kidding me…pathetic really…if I wasn’t jerking off to it…feeling even more pathetic than these bitches as they win.

Posted in:Bambi Northwood-Blyth

2013

25

Jul

Some Chick Named Diana Vickers Lip Slip of the Day

Diana Vickers is some 2008 UK X-Factor semi-finalist who doesn’t really matter, and I guess who realizes she doesn’t really matter, so when she got on stage promoting her recently dropped album, I’m talking July 21st recently dropped album, cuz she’s not into wasting anymore time, I mean 5 years later and still an unkown, make as big a bang as possible while people are watching and the paparazzi are around, and what better way than to flash your pussy to the crowd…and i have no choice but to respect her hustle..cuz I love pussy and I love no name bitches who use their pussy to become low level famous bitches…it’s better than using their pussy to get pregnant and trap a dude for life….much better.

Posted in:Diana Vickers

2013

25

Jul

Tampa Bay Bucs Cheerleaders Do Blurred Lines Badly of the Day

If you’re like me, you hate this fucking song and everything it’s feel good, TV Theme song caliber, Get as many listens from retards everywhere…represents…you won’t even watch Emrata topless and dancing in the shit on Youtube anymore, cuz you can’t fucking stomach it…

If you’re like the rest of the world, you fucking love it, and seeing the Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleaders do a parody of it, in what I bet they thought was a genius idea, even though they aren’t naked and executed it horribly, will make you happy.

But as far as I’m concerned…This is the fucking worst…

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jul

Aubrey Plaza for GQ of the Day

I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is. I know I did a post on her yesterday, she was talking about masturbating on set or some shit, but even that wasn’t all that memorable,because these bitches are a dime a dozen, there are just so many want to be famous, who get some work, and who land some magazines…and even if they were masturbating on a porn site, spread pussy, inserting household objects in themselves, we wouldn’t bother with them, but cuz they are in a movie…or GQ..we’re supposed to think they matter…

The fame game confuses me, but here’s Aubrey Plaza, luckily not Aubrey O’Day in GQ in her underwear…anyway…I think because I am just happy it’s not Aubrey O’Day…or Aubrey the rapper known as Drake.

Posted in:Aubrey Plaza

2013

25

Jul

Shakira’s Fat Ass in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day


You know what isn’t small and humble? Shakira’s belly…and ass… I mean I get it, she just had a kid, but that’s no fucking excuse to go down the Christina Aguilera route of sex appeal, if anything, the one thing she should have learned from Christina Aguilera, before taking her job on the voice, was to not do that…but these rich bitches never learn, and feel like they will be adorned even when obese, because their fans are latino and latino people are used to fat chicks, but more importantly, are loyal and passionate to their kind, like one massive fucking family, even though in that family, all Shakira wants out of them is their fucking money…it’s a scam…like her in a bikini…it should never have happened…not until she laid off the tacos and toned the fuck up…

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Posted in:Shakira

2013

25

Jul

Woman Attacks TV Reporter then Gets Maced of the Day

Sometimes all your day really needs is some gutter black chick attacking a reporter, before the cops mace her to make you feel better about yourself, you know to add a little sunshine and brighten an otherwise cold and lonely place…I mean that or start up a conversation about race wars, up on some Trayvon Martin shit, cuz clearly that cop isn’t a fucking black person macing her, and he’s obviously after her cuz she’s black…right? Let’s riot and loot like this was Rodney King….

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jul

Lady Gaga Without Make-Up is As Horrible As You’d Think of the Day

Lady Gaga has been consistently the most disgusting face in Entertainment. I’m talking more disgusting than any other face I can think of. All because they needed someone to attract or sell product to the kids who were being bullied, you know to empower them and make them feel like someone understands, like someone can relate, like someone like them can make it in the world…without realizing, she’s just fucking lying and exploiting all you fucking drones…

So I don’t know why she decided to remind us of just how vile she is by posting a braless, make-up-less picture of herself, when she knows she’s better in masks and really anything that covers up her disgusting….a disgusting she feels the need to put out there..but really fucking shouldn’t….she’s the worst.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

25

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens in Some Shorts of the Day



I wonder if seeing pics of Vanessa Hudgens excites anyone….like do dudes jerk off to this shit…I mean couldn’t they just google her nudes she took when she was 17…you know when she was advised to do the Traci Lords…and smut out while underage so all her nudes would be taken down and the scandal would make her household…I mean does an ex Disney star who was just fat in a bikini for Springbreakers, in shorts that aren’t even that shirt really do anything for anyone…you can just leave your house and see hotter bitches who don’t have Disney starlet attitude actually showing cameltoe and ass cheek…making this Vanessa Hudgens character as obsolete as I already knew she was…

I’ll post it anyway…cuz I’ve already written this nonsense.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens