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2013

25

Jul

Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Russia of the Day

I’ve lost interest in Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know why, but I am going to assume it’s over exposure. I also hate the brand she is owned by and everything they represent, in their evil sweatshop manufacturing, overpriced garbage, that they sell to middle America way.

Sure they book hot bitches to pose in the shit, but everything they shoot is so fucking boring, they photoshop out nipples, and they are the fucking McDonalds quality of photoshoots, you know manufactured, robotic, and garbage…and I don’t care how many big macs a motherfucker eats, I’m not touching that plastic shit.

If you know what I mean…

And my hatred for Victoria’s Secret, spills over into all the other work their bitches do, because I know they sold their soul to the devil, and I get that it’s about making money and getting as huge as possible, but I prefer my hot bitches a little less desperate to be at the top…and a lot more desperate to get to the top they have no chance of attaining but that they’ll suck my dick for me to post about them as part of their efforts…if you know what I mean…

This Candice bitch is done, over, and sure she has a great body, there’s very little in it for me, especially when she’s not getting naked and let’s face it…this life that I’m living is all about me…and this twat serves no purpose in it unless she’s showing nipple. Bye bye.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

25

Jul

Nicole Neal Hairy for Page 3 of the Day

I don’t know what they were thinking over at PAGE 3, the UK daily newspaper’s porn section, because every newspaper needs tits, cuz tits get hits…and really make the news more interesting to read.

Not to mention, Page 3 tits are really the reason the whole Glamour Model movement exists. It gave the everyday big titty sluts something to aspire to be, you know to be topless in the newspaper, cuz once you get in the newspaper, you’ve officially made it. Everyone knows that. Especially big titty sluts.

But you’d think they would have taken the time to photoshop out her body hair…sure it is blonde, but is fucking everywhere, and it is freaking me out, she’s like a fuzzy fucking animal and it’s making me uncomfortable…

Sure she’s otherwise awesome to look at, one of those Glamour models you don’t hate and understand why she’s in this game…but that ass cheek hair, standing on it’s end, shows a serious lack of maintenance…and I am someone who loves bush…just not when it’s creating a weird layer over a bitch in her entirety.

Weird.

Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW

2013

25

Jul

Taryn Manning Titties for TV of the Day


There was a time, not that long ago, when Taryn Manning was my internet homie. Where we shared glorious internet time together….

It was before she booked this Orange is the New Black, female prison rape show that I’ve never seen, but that people are loving, because people are all fucking drones and do what they are told. A show that may or may not make her a bigger deal, you know her big break.

It was back when she was in transition…between jobs…and I guess bored enough to hang on Social Media, you know before she got too famous to give me any attention.

I’ve seen it before with some many second or third string famous people, all awesome in the beginning, but when they finally hit something good, they disappear.

I guess it’s true what they say, there is no loyalty on social media with people you’ve never met…and that internet love affairs are not real….but fantasy…

Either way, here’s the last message she sent me…back in September 2010…I have no idea what it was in reference to or why she blocked me but I am sure it was cuz I was being awesome and hilarious and she was taking herself too seriously, as they often do…

Tayrn, if you’re out there, I hope we can learn to love again…

Posted in:NSFW|Taryn Manning

2013

25

Jul

Jack Nicklaus’ Grandson Nick O’Leary Survives Motorcycle Crash of the Day

This is the video from the bus thatgolfer Jack Nicklaus’ grandson’s bike slammed into after he was in a crazy fucking motorcycle accident that didn’t end in death.

It didn’t even end in serious injury… it just looks fucking horrible…he was thrown 100 feet….

Maybe he’s got super powers…or maybe it is some illuminati protecting the rich shit….or maybe he’s just lucky as fuck. Not only does he live the rich kid college life, fucking all the hot college coeds, but he also survives accidents and that make him even more appealing to the hot college coeds he’s already getting making me think he probably did this on purpose for the fame, glory and most importantly the pussy.

It reminds me of the time I drove my car into a hot bitch’s car in efforts to get her name and number by pretending it was an “accident”…or the time I ran a girl on a bike off the road, so I’d have an excuse to take her to the hospital and spend time with her, or even the time I threw myself down the stairs in front of a babe, in efforts to get her to see if I was okay as I was bleeding out of my ears and suffering some Natasha Richardson brain trauma….only a way better executed.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jul

Girl Gives Her Friend a Wedgie on a Swing of the Day

Girls are such bitches. So catty and out to get each other. Even best friends will fuck each other up, if it means comin’ out on top. I blame our animal kingdom genetic code of girls craving to be top bitch that all the dudes want to impregnate, you know fighting for the golden cum, makes them disloyal to each other…and to the dudes they are dating…cuz the second a better one comes a long, they shut it down and move on, it’s all part of them having no soul.

This video is also one ofthe reasons I tell girls they should never wear underwear, because underwear are a liability.

Sure, underwear protects pants from getting smeared up by pussies, forcing a bitch to wash her pants more than she otherwise would. But it also gets in the way of fingering a bitch on the dancefloor, or really anywhere….underwear creates a breeding ground for yeast infections, especially the cheap underwear the bitches I hang with wear, and when in skirts, pussy flashes become far less exciting when there’s a fucking wall of fabric blocking out the meat….

Not to mention, your cunt friends can wedgie you on a swing and put it on the internet…and no one wants that…even if wedgies can feel kinda nice against your clit.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jul

News Reporter Draws a Penis of the Day

If you find this funny, you are such a child….so immature…you probably laugh at fart jokes….you fucking half wit retard who needs the Make a Wish Foundation to step in and help you get to Disney Land or some shit, no wait that’s for dying kids not retarded kids, whatever…

I mean, what we should be feeling is sorry for this poor girl, just trying to get the news to the people, you know and sometimes that involves drawing a dick on TV…

No wait, we should be laughing at her, how did she not realize she’s drawing a fucking dick. Idiot.

Maybe she realizes, dick jokes always win, always go viral, and that this is her version of a sex tape to become household.

Who cares.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jul

Blondtron Brings Merkin Monday Vines of the Day

Yesterday, I was introduced to the Vine of some spectacular Canadian chick who is a professional twerker, whatever that means, but is also kind funny.

Her named is Blondtron and she takes her Vine pretty fucking seriously.

From random hot twerk shit, to other jokes like creative blowjob techniques to her masterpiece….you know the thing that makes her matter….her claim to fame…her life work…#MerkinMonday… which, as you’d suspect, involves her putting random shit on her pussy….

I’m a fan…

Here are some of her MerkinMonday vines….

The Nacho Cheese Merkin…

The Cat Merkin…

The Just Beaver Beiber Merkin…

Here are some of her pics…

It’s pretty special…

Posted in:SMB

2013

25

Jul

iHop Twerk Girl Gets Shown Up by a Dude of the Day

This is an old as fuck video that I’ve probably seen already but don’t remember, because the internet and all the garbage I am exposed to is just one horrible fucking blur of shit.

But it was emailed to me today, and I got a bit of a kick out of it, because last night there was at least one girl twerking, and when I think about it, every time I’ve been in a club or even a bar the last 3 months, there’s a white girl twerking…thinking they got shit on lock, like they have the right to twerk cuz they saw it on MTV and practice it, but really they are just being white girls….straight from the mainstream frats, all slapping the ground as they awkwardly shake their skinny ass…making a mockery of real twerkers…real twerkers like this guy who owns the situation….funny.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jul

Anthony Weiner Wiener Pics and the Ass Who Exposed Them of the Day

I don’t care about dick pics, whether they are my own, a celebrities, a politicians, or just filling up the phones of girls I meet in bars and make show me the dick pics in their phone to see how slutty they are, cuz every girl has at least one dick in her phone.

But I do care about sexting, whether it is a silly scandal involving people of interest, or whether it is just some slutty college girl, cuz everyone is doing it, it’s the whole basis of the internet and smart phones. It is why social media works, we are all self taught pornographers, we have all done this, and it is the only hope I have for society…

If dick pics aren’t your thing, here’s the ass of the girl he was sexting, if I was a politician, I’d do better, hell I’m not a politician and I do better.

Her name is Sydney Elaine Leathers, and she takes shitty selfies. Her pose is all wrong, and those high waisted panties, seriously? are you in your 40s bitch?

I guess on the internet things live forever.

Posted in:Anthony Weiner|NSFW

2013

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about being known as a pervert celebrity smut peddler is that when I see girls or meet girls and they know anything about the site…they are down to be slutty…usually they won’t let me take pics of me sucking on their tits…but they are always down to let me suck on their tits.

It’s like if present it as “it’s all in good fun”…with enough persistence…while they are wasted and they are always down and it doesn’t even require roofies.

Last night, I went from trying to get girls naked at a Riff Raff photoshoot, to trying to get girls naked at his hotel room, to trying to get girls naked at the show, to trying to get girls naked at the restaurant…and motherfuckers, there were tits.

Here are some morning links…

So many Hot Assese…So Little Time
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Uncensored Weiner Wiener
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Here’s the Ass of the Girl Weiner was Sexting
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Shakira’s Ass Causes Tidal wave!
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Fashion Models in Minnie Mouse Ears. Hip.
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Dog Gets Saved with CPR and It’s Amazing…
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Girls Wearing Corsets
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Porcupine Eats Bananas
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Michelle Williams in Some campaign
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Holy Shit – This Man Just Gave Birth…
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Supercut of Wolverine Screaming
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Rush Hour in Beijing
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Perfectly Executed Sawed in Half Prank
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Family Guy and The Simpsons Crossover Happening in 2014
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics And Their Tits
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Millions of Hot Babes Web Camming…
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Posted in:stepLINKS