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2013

23

Jul

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Chick Fat Tit Comeback

So Christina Aguilera is trying on some high concept music, you know the kind of shit that reaches a whole new crowd, that huge and loyal hispanic market, who historically have no taste.

So she’s singing in with some dude named Alejandro Fernandez, in what may be a great Love song that the hispanic fire appreciate because it reminds them of some shitty soap opera…

He is clearly a hero in his country because his video has millions of views and has only been up for a few days…views Aguilera wants for herself now that America has turned their back on her due to her obesity…not that Obesity stops much in America…not even Kate Upton.

The fun starts 2 minutes in when she’s in a bra and a high waisted skirt to hide her broken down mom who likes to eat cake…so much cake…stomach.

This is what I think about Christina Aguilera in a bra…shit’s like getting electrocuted crossing the street when you’re just minding your own business cuz God is clearly against you…only with more cleavage…

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2013

23

Jul

Kimora Lee Simmons Topless on a Yacht of the Day

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Korean / Black Gold Miner…which to those of you who don’t know is a professional Gold Digger, the kind of girl who goes for the real payload, and who invests all she has into prospecting, we’re talking any heavy machinery possible, because digging is for amateurs, this bitch required heavy machinery…

She was a fashion model at 15 in the late 80s, because she’s 6 food tall…

She was Russell Simmons’ bitch when she was 17. Which is illegal if you’re not a multi millionaire 35 year old black dude at the time.

They were married when she was 23 and divorced at 31…which was a perfect amount of time to amass a hefty monthly child support payment, alimony payment, and half of the 140,000,000 dollar Baby Phat / Phat Farm empire….

It all worked out pretty well for her, and here she is at 38, living the fucking life, topless on a yacht, a life that only happened because she was 6 foot tall…which when you think about it, is fucking crazy.

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2013

23

Jul

Frida Gustavsson Hot in a Bathtub of the Day

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The first and last 2 times I have posted on Frida Gustavsson , a 19 or 20 year old model from Sweden, who unlike most Swedish girls has small tits, and unlike most 19 year old girls, is making money modelling…and living the good life…probably fucking rockstars and famous people…polluting her vagina since no one uses condoms anymore…and climbing up the ladder before landing a topless video like she was Emily Ratajkowski propelling her to the next level of babe…but for now…she just kicks it in the bathtub in bathing suits for fashion..all wet and shit…pretty sleazy…cuz you know somewhere, someone is jerking off to this, and if you don’t believe me, email me and I’ll send you video proof.

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2013

23

Jul

Kate Upton Modeling for Redemption of the Day

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This is a step up for Kate Upton, you know a company is properly using her, and instead of squeezing her awkward sloppy fat chick body into a bikini that doesn’t fit properly, they have put her in some clothes, where she can take ownership on her fat chick body, and show off her fat chick tits, to get male attention, rather than humiliate herself half naked.

I mean this is the play all fat girls use in clubs to get laid, it only makes sense for Kate Upton to be doing the same…

Sure I am a firm believer she should be modelling cake, or good southern BBQ, or even some cattle convention, you know things where fat chicks are welcome, like the plus sized Big and Tall shop, or hip hop videos, but this is a step in the right direction for this porker, anything that gets her out of her bikini…is doing a good thing for the people who wrongfully think she’s hot…

Save the bikinis for the hot bodies. I can see enough bikini train wrecks on instagram.

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2013

23

Jul

Kelly Brook Topless for Instagram of the Day

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Kelly Brook posted a topless picture of herself on Instagram…without nipple because that’s against the instagram way…even though nudity is awesome…and her tits, based on the hundreds of times I’ve seen them before…looks way better hanging all heavy set and shit..than her holding them up like a half full bag of yogurt or a condom full of cum..or Kate Upton’s love handle or something…you know just spilling out from every direction…totally out of control..only almost justified because Kelly Brook is in her 50s….and her tits have been used over and over again, that you’d expect their perk to slowly sink into sloppy…

Here’s the pic anyway, everyone look, that’s what she wants you to do.

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2013

23

Jul

Teenage Hissy Fit of the Day

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This is why I don’t understand dudes who date young girls…I’m talking to you Roman Polanski.

They are such a fucking headache.

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2013

23

Jul

Nina Agdal in Some Bathing Suits of the Day

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Looking at Nina Agdal in her lingerie is not quite the same when all I see in every picture is Adam Levine’s unprotected penis violating her…like some kind of orderly at the retarded person institution her face makes me think she lives…where he gets in on the fact that she’s always masturbating…thanks to her hot retarded person body…leaving her pregnant cuz she doesn’t know how to say no, thanks to being a retarded person, and no one can figure out who the dad is, cuz being a retarded person the only sounds she makes are grunts and gurgles while hitting rocks together for her entertainment as she drools…

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2013

23

Jul

Helen Flanagan’s Fun Titty Pic for Instagram of the Day

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Helen Flanagan really doesn’t matter.

She’s some UK actor with big titties who dropped out of acting because she has big titties, because she thought it would make more sense to be a Glamour model, which I guess if you have big titties, would make sense if you were making a living as a stripper or waitress….

I don’t try to understand these people, hell, I don’t even know them, I just look at their tits, because after her attempt at at music career , was pretty depressing, her tits are really all that matter…

I mean that and getting white girl wasted…anything for a little attention…

To See Pics of her Fall Down White Girl Wasted CLICK HERE

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2013

23

Jul

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Plotting Some World Takeover Shit of the Day

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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez make up the puppets who have been chosen amongst all the other puppets out there to brainwash the youth through their music.

So it is only natural that they are friends, or at least spend some time together, because they are both in the same boat, probably leaving some Disney executive meeting about how they are colonizing Mars behind our backs, and to keep up the dancing and dating scandals to distract us from the insane laws they keep passing under our noses, so that real journalism never sees the light of day, and that the rich can keep getting richer…

That or they are just milking a lesbian fantasy for you perverts who have very specific sexual needs that involve young starlets with hugely successful, lots of radio play, horrible songs….

Or maybe, it has to do with Selena Gomez’s 21st birthday…OMG…who gives a fuck…

I’d say more labia, but I like the titty show…everybody put your elbows in the air…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

23

Jul

Beijing Airport Bomb of the Day

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This goes back to my theory of never trusting a motherfucker in a wheelchair, unless he has doctor records and proof that he belongs in a wheelchair…

Without that, he may just be trying to trick you into giving him spare change, or the government or insurance company to pay off an injury he’s blown up…

That’s why a few weeks ago, I told an obnoxious guy in a wheelchair to fuck off, or I would push him into traffic, I am not an angry dude, I just don’t like assholes pretending to be bitter towards the world cuz we can walk…or run a marathon if we choose…we can even jump or kick and swim if needed…we can get things off the higher shelf oh and we can get laid cuz our dicks work…especially when they are just pretending to be wheelchair bound.

This video has been sent to me a few times and it is just crazy, so I had to post it, even if you’ve already seen it…

The facts are pretty simple, dude in the wheelchair was handing out leaflets as to why he was left partially paralyzed after being beat up by cops, he lost in court and is trying to rally up support. In trying to get his message across, he decided to blow himself up, but not officially blow himself up, more smoke and mirror blow himself up for impact, leaving no casualties, just a few burns on his arm. Fair enough…but the video is still pretty intense.

Luckily, it didn’t happen in the subway…

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