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2013

02

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s in a Bikini Like It’s her Job of the Day



The best thing about a model, especially a bikini model, in a bikini, is that she does it so well, I mean that’s why she gets paid all that money to do it…

The worst thing about a model, especially a bikini model, in a bikini, is that she’s on the beach with her kids, reminding me that under those bikini bottoms she’s wearing for free, is a ravaged mom vagina, that isn’t all that tight…cuz no kegels can really restore a vagina to it’s original form despite what moms will tell you, as no girls, not even those who bang black cocks, ever want to admit their junk is stretched out like a animal pelt being turned into a pair of fine italian shoes…

I don’t know what that means, but it made sense at the time I wrote it. What I do know is that this is the bikini model equivalent a dentist doing free dental work for homeless people, or some doctors doing doctors without border, or some lawyer helping out some ghetto mom on welfare for free…you know some community, pro-boner shit, only the bikini model’s more about the pro-boner than about actually helping anyone with her “life work” of standing around lookin’ pretty…a contribution to society, one could argue is not quite a contribution.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2013

02

Aug

LAPD of the Day

This cop is the Rhubarb lady of police work. She doesn’t like tatted up gangsters…who park in parking lots…I find her assertiveness kinda hot, far hotter than the bike cops I saw last night who were chasing a “perp”…that’s what they call them…because they looked so fucking silly…even in their spandex police shorts…I mean I’d let them arrest me on bike just because I’d feel bad that they were put on bike patrol, like that’s a shitty fucking deal, so I’d want to help them look good to their peers who get to drive the cars and motorcycles, you know and carry the real guns…

If you don’t like, maybe you’ll prefer this dude’s attempt at getting an insurance claim.

Cops are the worst.

Posted in:LAPD|Videos

2013

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night was a series of amazing starting with BBQ, fat strippers with attitude, and I mean fat fucking strippers who didn’t know they were fat, karaoke and ended with some dumpy chick making out with her hot chick friend to try to make the guy she was flirting with more into her…because now when he brings her home, she comes with a hot chick… a hot chick she was not letting go of no matter what, she had was grabbing at her ass so hard, all I saw was from the wrist up…I am sure more happened, I just don’t care to remember.

Here are some morning links…you morons…

Man Hangs Himself During Tough Mudder
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Jennifer Aniston’s Got a Swollen GUNT – Pregnancy Rumors Start Now
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Bad Girls Bend
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Facts that will Horrify You…
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DIY Pasties
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The Best Coming of Age Movies
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Kirsten Dunst Hard Nipples Turn Me On…
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Insanely Crowded Pool
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Jenna Malone in Glamour
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Failed pick-up line of the day:

I kinda wish you let me in your pocket…your front pocket…you know the one nature gave you.

Here are some links…


Tyra Kissing Bow Wow
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bra…
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A Whole Lot of Hot Asses
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Fashion Bloggers in Their Bikinis…Who Cares…
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Jena Malone Get Chic…
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This Seal Loves to Spin
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In Love with a Surfer…and her Ass….
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Some Chick Named Stacey Cooke Caught Topless Sunbathing
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The Hottest Photoshoots of JUly
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Kate Upton Is Braless. Leaves Me Speechless
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It’s a Twerk Off!
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Some Babe Named Mindi Posing Half Naked
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Truck Sandwich!
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Lemonade Stand Robbed at Gun Point
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Her Name is Forlani from False Witness
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Rita Ora Hot in a Yellow Bra!
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Lena from Girls Being Fed like the Farm Animal She Is
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Jackass – Bad Grandpa Trailer Looks Legendary
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This Cunt Needs Her Salad Tossed
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Fenanda Motta is a Hot Model….
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8 Celebs Trying to Escape Their Bodies
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Nick Cannon Hosts Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
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Courtney Stodden in Lettuce Bikini
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So Many Hot Redheads
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Excited Driver Spots a Moose
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Pokies
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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7 Epic Markting Mistakes Made By Big Brands
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Mena Suvari Alien Head and Calves
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Courtney Stodden in a Lettuce Bikini
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Nina Agdal in a Halter Top
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Dumbass Pics a Fight with the Cops
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Oprah Hates the N Word
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Video Footage from Italy Tornado
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Some Serious Fucking Tits
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Ashley Sky is a Dream Girl
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Sandra Bullock is Really Committed to Convincing People She’s not a NAzi
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Bear Steals a Dumpster
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Amber Heard in Flare
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Some Hipster Chick Performing as Her Cat Gets Up in her Face
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Kate Hudson with her Nephews….
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Alessandra Sorcinelli in a Tri-Kini
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25 Pics of Emily Ratajkowski
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Some Hot Tits on Some Chick Named Victoria Rae Black….
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Drunk Girls Deep Throating Beer
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Kat Graham Jogging
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Homewrecker Hall of Fame Goes To…Simon
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35 Images of Hilarious Pics
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Miss Italy in a Bikini
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This Guy Can Really Shred
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Asian Girls is the Worst Song Ever
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Mysteriously Lit Babes
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Bieber Puts Fan’s Phone Down His Pants….
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Girl Head Spins on a Pop Can…I prefer When They Insert Them in their Asses
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Foot Job!!
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Some Freak Bitch covers Herself in Peanut Butter and Lets Dogs Lick it Off her WTF
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Curly Blonde Masturbates in her Parents Bathroom
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Teen Masturbates with a Vacuum Cleaner…
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Toying and Squirting…
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Ass Spread
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Chubby Chick…
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Hot Young Thing Masturbates….
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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Get Into Phone Sex!! It’s a Welcomed Throwback
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Aug

Olivia Wilde Topless in Drinking Buddies of the DAy

Olivia Wilde irritates me because she changed her name from Cock Burn to Wilde, which in and of itself is kind of pretentious. I mean as a slut trying to make it in America, you’d think she’d embrace Cockburn as a name, since it is something that by default happens to cock after she’s done having unprotected sex with it, I mean that’s probably the whole reason why she’s getting married, I mean once you get Cockburn, you can’t really go fuck other girls, for fear of giving them cockburn too.

Well she’s in a movie, she’s topless, this is apparently the clip.

The movie is called Drinking Buddies. I’ve never heard of it, but I am pretty bummed it doesn’t involve her ass being spread…cuz spread ass is better than this PG-13 shit…

Posted in:NSFW|Olivia Wilde

2013

01

Aug

Hilary Duff Posing with her Homegrown Sex Toys of the Day

Hilary Duff posed with some homegrown sex toys she made in her garden, because as a famous head of a billion dollar company, she knows how important it is for sustainable living…you know the whole Green movement…

So why use plastics in your hippie ass, when you can use vegetables designed to be inserted in your hippie ass, by nature…it just doesn’t make sense to leave that carbon footprint.

I hear the big one is for her ass…a tribute to her husband’s memories of Hockey team initiation..self-hazing…and that is pretty hot…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2013

01

Aug

Sharon Stone Old Lady Bikini Pics of the Day

I would say that Sharon Stone is scary, especially in her bikini, because she’s old as fuck, but I kinda like it. I mean sure she’s gone through menopause, and probably 100s of men, giving her a vagina that is probably better to look at in slow motion and zoom watching the Basic Instinct DVD, I mean if you’re scared of an old used pussy, which I’m not…

The fact is, she walks around in see through shirts she just doesn’t give a fuck, almost like senile bitch, confused as fuck, at the grocery store in her underwear, only a little more refined and on luxury vacations, spreading her twat in a bikini, because she’s already put herself out there, and now, as she falls apart, is public domain, ready to be stared at by anyone willing to stare at her…and I am pretty ready to stare at her…

To see you the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sharon Stone

2013

01

Aug

Paulina Gretzky Bikini Bottoms of the Day

There’s really nothing to hate about Paulina Gretzky. She’s a rich kid, living the rich kid life, and she’s not fat or anything, I mean as far as I’m concerned, if I had the opportunity to be permanently in a bikini, having cocktails served my way all fucking day, I’d be Tara Reid about it too. I mean what do people expect her to do, get a job? I mean her allowance is probably enough to get by, and her credit card probably has a nice limit, and her dad’s got enough money that even if she tried as hard as she could to spend even enough for him to notice, he wouldn’t notice..it’s the life of the riches..and at least she looks good doin the good life, her bro she’s posing with, not so much…but I’m too busy staring at her vagina and hip to waist ratio to notice him.

Posted in:Paulina Gretzky

2013

01

Aug

Courtney Stodden Eats a Vegan Dog of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a magical creature who makes a mockery of the hollywood and entertainment industry…but more importantly of the media and tabloid industry…because despite having never done anything but marry a d-lister, she’s got people talking about her like she matters…she’s even booking events where she is in a bikini…for PETA…rockin’ her animal friendly clown-like, circus performance caliber, novelty sized, tits…pretty much in line with the rest of her brand…from being a child bride who looked like a washed up hooker at 16, to this nonsense, I’m just ready to get on with it and have the sex tape released…because she’s built herself to look like a pornstar, she might as well do fucking porn, I guess she’s waiting for people to stop caring…I’m surprised they haven’t already.

To See the pics of her in the Lettuce Bikini CLICK HERE

More VIRAL VIDEOS HERE

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

01

Aug

Yesterday’s Irina Shayk’s Cameltoe of the Day

Sometimes I post so much that by the time a picture of some low level mail order bride who played her mail order bride career properly because she’s hot as fuck…and good enough to be hired by a pro-soccer player in need of a beard…because being gay wouldn’t work out so well with him and his fans who get boners for him…which ended up landing her in SI Swimsuit loved by everyone and not just paying customers…which I guess is okay with her, but deep down inside she was born a whore and will die a whore and will show her pussy even if it’s through spandex pants…pants so good they would motivate me to go the gym….

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk