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2013

31

Jul

Irina Shayk Hot Fitness Pics of the Day

Irina Shayk inspires me to get my fitness game on, unfortunately, every time I go to the gym, the girls who look like Irina Shayk are in hiding, and the girls who look like Roseanne, Oprah, or really any obeses disgusting pile of shit, covered in sweat, dying for a donut, or an ice cream you know she’s going to get after the work out, cuz she’s earned it…you know, disgusting fat chick shit…so I’ll just stare at Shayk’s intagram instead…it’s less work this way.

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2013

31

Jul

Eniko Mihalik Hot Titty Photoshoot of the Day

This is an outtake from Numero February 2012 that was too good to ignore..because nipples…in wet dresses…for fashion…is pretty fucking erotic…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW

2013

31

Jul

The Rhubarb Lady is Amazing of the Day

This is the best video of the history of the internet. I am talking better than 2 girls 1 cup, or Chris Crocker or any of the other bullshit that has gone Viral like Gangnam Style….it is up there on my stepTV.tv shit…the kind of crazy social observation I love…

This crazy woman with her crazy voice is angry…as she’s trying to take Rhubarb as some concerned that her rhubarb is being stolen bitch tries to rationalize…

I would say let her have the rhubarb, but contesting her, and getting in the way, is way more fun…

From saying her lawn mower was robbed by Iranian Pigs…to “Don’t call me sweetheart, honey bun, what are you a fucking Lezzie….”…to attacking the camera dude…

This can’t be real, but I’m glad it happened. She’s a genius…with the voice of an angel…like a demon possessed…up on some Exorcist shit…I want to take this woman on a date…I like her passion.

Posted in:Videos

2013

31

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite place to fall in love is Snapchat. For a while, I was people lost sight of the whole point of Snapchat and were sending me pics of their dogs or cats or dinner…but for some reason it has had a resurgence and girls are playing by the rules…nudes from every angle and it’s better than fucking Christmas, which isn’t saying much, because I was molested as a child on Christmas, and have always kinda had flashbacks everytime I hear a Christmas Carol, but you get what I am saying and that is add me to snapchat


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Here are some morning links….

A Whole Lot of Underboob
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Hey Hugh Jackman – Mixed Grip Deadlifts are for Pussies…
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Hey Paula Patton Hot Tits
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Today’s DSFCams Girl is Awesome….Her Name is Bonny and She Gives BONNIES(ER)
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The Crazy Rhubarb Lady
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Shooting Lasers into a Campfire
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Vanessa Hudgens Reproduced a Dali Painting – That’s Copyright Infringement – Arrest Her
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Tyra Banks is a Freak in FAULT Magazine
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Alana Blanchard’s Surfer Booty
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F-18 Flying Low
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This Cat has the Craziest X-Ray Ever…
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79 Common Mispronunciations
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The Camp Gyno is Probably the Most Genius Viral Video
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

Jul

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

Her name is Angelica and she’s tonight’s late night booty call…straight from my drunken spank bank of love I call the internet…a place where I can find Russian babes who are trained dancers to masturbate to when I come home empty handed after a night of drinking and talking to toothless women I don’t really want to have sex with, because I’d rather stare at pics of this international, mail order, babe….looking amazing…

Angelica, I choose you….even though you choose random dudes to have sex with and random babes to lick your asshole…I still think we’ve got something special going on…

To See More Of This Model and to Send Her Sexy Messages CLICK HERE

Posted in:LNBC|NSFW

2013

31

Jul

Bonny is the DSFcam Girl of the Day

Her name is Bonny , she’s from the UK, she’s 23, she’s 5’8, she’s 130 lbs, curvy….with a set of D cup titties…because big titties is what they do in the UK…and we like big titties…she’s bald and when she puts on a show…she tries to make fake sex as good as real sex…and who really cares what she has to say about herself, she gets naked on webcam for a job, and she masturbates for us perverts to watch, and that makes her a modern day hero in a world where so many girls aren’t masturbating for me to watch…


CLICK HERE TO SEE MASTURBATION AND AUTO-TITTY SUCK VIDEOS OF BONNY


CLICK HERE TO SEE MASTURBATION AND AUTO-TITTY SUCK VIDEOS OF BONNY

To See Webcam Girls Visit DSFCams, Just CLICK HERE
To See More of Bonny, Just VISIT HER PAGE

Posted in:DSFcams

2013

30

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of the day was sexting my dentist, they texted me my appointment, I texted them dick pics asking for nudes, it’s my thing….I also learned that strippers love the Apple store and more importantly wear skimpy clothes when they go there…I also realized that Starbucks cups with people’s names written on them is really helpful to my creeping on girls, you know when pretending we know each other and I can drop their name, pretending I haven’t seen them for years….but the real highlight of the day was the homeless guy screaming “I am not a whore monger and I don’t do bad drugs”….he was awesome and so are these links

Here are some awesome links…

So Much Underboob
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Kat Dennings Tits!
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Giant KFC Bucket Surprise…Weird.
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I Want to Fuck Phoebe Tonkin
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Jennifer Aniston in Glamour
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Justice is Served
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Surfer Alana Blanchard’s Aamazing Booty in a Brazilian Cut Bikini Surfing….
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DSFCams is the Future Get Up On It.
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Porn Sex VS Real Sex – The Difference Explained in Food
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Denzel Supercut
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25 I don’t Give a Fuck Pics
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Who’d You Rather? This Should Be An Easy Answer
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Taylor Lautner’s New Piece…
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Original Footage of Playboy Bunny Girls
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A Man Covered in Spaghetti
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Helen Flanagan’s Hot Hard Nipples
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Kristen Stewart Bra Flash
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Ashley Greene Legs!
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Fighter Jet Gone Low
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20 Things you Didn’t Know About Marky Mark
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Paris Hilton Pokies
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15 Blurred Lines GIFs
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Old Time Baseball Tricks
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Fernanda Marin in a Bikini
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Jennifer Hawkins Awesome Cleavage
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This Girl is a Serious Babe – ALl Redheaded and Showing Off Her Ass
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Ridiculously Busty Girl Busting Out of her TOp
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Funny Schwarznegger Pics
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Angelina Jolie No Bra
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Boob Massage!!
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Some Fucking Hot Promo Chicks
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The World’s Best Riffle Throw
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday!
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Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Braless Tits Around LA
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Sweaty Adriana Lima
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Cassie Still in her Bikini
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Escalator Fails!
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Camp Gyno is the Craziest Viral Video Ever
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Doggy Position While Texting. That’s Multi-Tasking!
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Some Hood Behavior
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What Bears Do When No One is Watching
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Paris Hilton Annoying in a Bikini Top
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This Guy is a Great Prankster – Trolling a Televised Volleball Match So Good….Amongst other things…
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Katy Perry in ELLE Magazine
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Lara Flynn Boyle has the BEst Plastic Surgeon
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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DSFcam Girl KeyLimePie Fucking a Garden Hose and Garden Sheers…Amazing
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A Good Way to Get You Girl to Agree to Anal
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Some of the Best Porn…
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This is the Worst – Yet Most Amazing – Cellphone Video Ever Lost and Found by the Internet…HOLY SHIT
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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Get Into Phone Sex!! It’s a Welcomed Throwback
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

30

Jul

Kate Moss Spreading her Legs in Esquire UK of the Day

I would love to smell the room after this picture of Kate Moss spreading her legs was taken…I assume it smelled like a cross between heaven…and a polluted wasteland filled with death of all living creatures…you know thanks to her hard living, party living, liberal with her vagina living, that had sex with heroin addict rockstar living, without a condom because people in Hollywood and Entertainment and Fashion and really anywhere don’t use condoms, condoms are for sick people, plus AIDS isn’t a death sentence and herpes is actually beneficial because once you get it, you don’t have to worry about getting it anymore…obviously….and I want it smeared on my face, dripping off my face, it seems so luxurious, I mean why else would she be in Esquire…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

30

Jul

Sara Underwood on a Sex Swing for Twitter of the Day

You may remember Sara Underwood from Playboy, or “dating” Ryan Seacrest, or that stint she had on TV for 3 minutes that probably won’t ever happen again, because lets face it, she’s a bitch who got naked at 18 to get famous…because other 18 year olds were too young to realize that’s the best time to get naked…you know worrying about going to school, and their boyfriends, and not making money in Hollywood via her tits…and she should probably stick to that…the whole talking shit kinda ruins what she’s really meant to do…because it makes me hate her.

Now I don’t know if this sex swing thing is her getting back to her roots, but I’ll still stare, even if she’s got a boring skinny ass…even when upside down…cuz I got nothing else to do…I mean other than Try to understand this camp gyno ad ….

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2013

30

Jul

Kate Upton’s Weird See Through of the Day

Dumpy pig Kate Upton is not just the worst Swimsuit model to ever walk the earth with her really heavy step thanks to weighing 200 fucking pounds….but she’s also the worst at rockin’ see through tops.

I mean you’d think she’d know that her career is falling the fuck off, that people are catching onto her being a pile of shit who doesn’t deserve to be masturbated to, even if her tits are huge….and with that would say “hey, my tits are my key to success, why don’t I skip the bra when I wear this topless shit, flash some nipple and get the adoration of my fans back”….but I guess she realized it would be a liability, because without that bra, those loose hangers have a mid of their own and could either kill, or drown an innocent bystander in a fleshy tidal wave…or maybe, her nipple is big and hangs to the ground like most granny tits…granny tits that have more perk than Upton tit…do…

Whatever the reason, she’s let us down.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton