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2013

18

Jul

Cop Peeing in Public of the Day

Hey, remember that time I was drunk and got a 300 dollar ticket for peeing in public and resisting arrest….it happened at least 3 times over the course of my drinking career, and I always would fight back saying how peeing a natural thing and sometimes you just can’t control when and where you do it, like EMILY RATATATATAJKOWSKI …it’s like dude I had to pee, there was no bathroom, I chose this tree…and boom, ticket…assholes..

But like all cops abusing their power, this guy took a pee in public, got busted by a camera, but unlike me and all the other drunk people, didn’t get in trouble of it…this is police corruption at its worst, not them being in the drug trade shit, but this peeing in public shit…the worst.

I hope they fire him.

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Jul

Barbara Palvin for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

How about some Victoria’s Secret photoshopped nipples lingerie pics of some Hungarian girl who escaped the illegal human trafficking trade to end up inside Justin Bieber with a strap on back when he and Selena were going through a rough patch…

I don’t think she’s all that special, she looks big and better equipped to be in a circus or do whatever else it is Hungarians do, wrestle bears, make cured meat…but Victoria’s Secret thinks she is and they are the boss of hotness…at least that’s what they are trying to make you believe…evil brainwashing corporation with their half naked girls…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

18

Jul

Nina Agdal in Lingerie To Celebrate Being Dumped of the Day

Nina Agdal has recently been kicked out of the Adam Levine harem and replaced with his last vagina, because obviously this vagina wasn’t good enough.

She wasn’t the one, he couldn’t connect with her, but I am thinking it wasn’t anyone’s fault specifically, you know cuz I like to speculate on models and popstar relationships and act like I really understand them, even when the popstar involved, aka the model killer, is someone I find really irritating, irritating enough that looking at the pussy he has tainted, makes me hate the pussy he has tainted.

I’m emotionally stable like that.

Either way, I am thinking the break-up came from her looking like she’s got Downs Syndrome….plus everyone likes Victoria’s Secret models better than SI Models…cuz SI has no quality control department and throw in every fat ass… not that it matters.

Here are my tribute to a love that was…

TO see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

18

Jul

Chrissy Teigen Did the ESPYs Last Night of the Day

Chrissy Teigen was at the ESPYs last night and at least someone was having fun. It was on at the bar I was drinking at and shit was fucking boring. I also know people who were there who said shit was fucking boring…but this Chrissy Teigen is just so happy her gold mining worked out, and she’ll get down and act silly everywhere cuz life is just that good for her..

What’s not good is her photo editing skills, I mean shit she looks fat and stupid in this, and I get she’s trying to have her own talk show or something, and I get she tries to be funny, but bitch is a model…so fucking model..let’s not get off course here…

What a stupid lookin’ bitch.

TO SEE A WHOLE BUNCH OF PICS OF BABES AT THE ESPYS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2013

18

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless Shoot of the Day


Rosie Huntington-Whitely started from the bottom now she’s here…and by the bottom I mean doing pretty much the exact same thing, like her life has come full circle, from topless model for fashion to topless model for fashion…stopping along the way to date some bald action star that gave bald dudes hope…to showing the world how irrelevant Megan Fox and acting is, that any old, or young, or hot topless model can do it just as fucking good…not that I’ve seen transformers, I generally avoid that virgin loser nerd shit…it makes me feel uncomfortable with all the virginity and social awkwardness that comes with it…but staring at Rosie Tits…doesn’t…in fact, I love this shit.

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

To see pics of her modelling bikinis FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

18

Jul

Bar Refaeli Kisses Girls on Instagram of the Day

What a lesbian…and by lesbian I mean model who is falling off thanks to being old, not having an A-List boyfriend, living in the middle east…you know rich enough to support herself the rest of her life without all the hard work of sitting around a set having people take pics of her…looking for a little attention…

This is like 2 fat chicks at a club going at it, hoping to get the guys to look at them, rather than the hot girls dancing it short skirts..

It’s a pretty low level tactic to get noticed, but also one I approve of, along with Sex Tapes, Vagina Shots, Titty Pics, Drug Overdoses…I mean anything that makes anyone a little more interesting. Even if it is just for a minute

Here’s a bonus video of her working out…to start your day…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

18

Jul

Morning Hangover of the Day

I really connect with homeless people…especially when they are more on the crazy end of the spectrum and less on the drug addict end of the spectrum. You know the schizo versus the teen runaway addict who is just trying to get the next hit…because there is something about the crazies I find very entertaining…like the guy who asked me whether he could buy cigarettes at the store, or whether he should just smoke butts off the ground, to which I said, “do what you want”…to which he screamed “I didn’t ask you a question”…or the other homeless chick who got in my face screaming about the end of the world..before turning to me and screaming “Lick my pussy you fucking piece of shit, while grabbing her pussy”…this is the fabric of our lives and I love it….but not as much as I love tits…

Here are some LINKS…

Howie Mandell Checking Out Maria Menounos Tits…
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I Can Watch Coco Surfing For Days
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Dog on Treadmill Dressed Funny…
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A Whole Lot of Babes in Towels to Start the Day
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Future Cars from the Next Generation
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Race Car Driver Road Rage
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Bar Prinsloo in Lingerie on the Street to Celebrate Her Engagement/Death.
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Bryan Cranston Gets Star on the Walk of Fame
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A Whole Lot of Anna Kendrick MEMES…That Will Make You Hate Her Song Less…
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Amazing 80s News Intro
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So Many Hot Girls Getting Naked on Cam for Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Stole this stepSHIRT pic from my girl SYDNEYANNABB get yours at the SWEATSHOP!

Here’s the feel good story of the day…and no it has nothing to do with seeing girls in really short shorts with their asses hanging out…and no it has nothing to do with professing my love to models…and not it has nothing to do with cumming on surfer tits for her to wear me to the ESPYS….

It has everything to do with Princess…a beautiful dog that we tried raising money for…and that we helped saved the leg of…thanks to Jennifer the hero in the story we were just helping get out there…

We may have found Princess a forever home….The guy was saying I’m probably going to seem like a pervert, but I found out about Princess from drunkenstepfather!!

stepFAMILY…you did good…you made this stepfather proud…even though I think I’m autistic and have no emotions…

Here’s a recent princess video –

Thanks everyone for your donations! Thanks Jennifer for doing this. We perverts aren’t all bad…Yay!!

Lola Ponce is Hot as Fuck in a Bikini
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Beiber Has the Worst Tats Ever
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Annalynne McCord on the Beach in a Bikini
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Seriously Hot Booty on the Internet
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Comic Con’s Hunger Games Poster
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Robot Does Triple Backflip
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Bee High Fives a Drunk Guy
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Irina Shayk’s Got Serious Side Boob
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Pokies!
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Today in Julianne HOUGH (NOT RYAN SEACREST)
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Slutty Celebrity Twiiter Pics
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This Doctor is Fucking Evil..
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Miley Cyrus the Twerking Unicorn
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Golden Balls In The Flesh. Yes Please.
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Naked Dizzy Dunk
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Boxer VS Cows
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I want to fuck Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples
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Soldier Surprise Return!
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The 25 Best Actresses in their 20s
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25 Most Eligible Bachelorettes in Hollywood
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Brooke Britt Huge Tits
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This Girl is a Fan Boy’s Dream
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A Fantasy Nerd’s Fantasy Comes True
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Work That Ass!
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The 15 Hottest Pics of Some Slut
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Bikini Butt Workout
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World Record No Handed Wheelie!
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The Best Dressed Girl in Lithuania
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Taylor Swift in Shorts
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Regis is Back on TV
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Naked on the Exercise Dildo Bike
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Big Tits on Webcam!
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Emo Girl on the Vibe
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Fuckin’ The Hair Brush
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Fetish Porn Bloopers.
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Clit Rub!
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Puke in the CUNT is my new SEX MOVE
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Many Cam Girls Willing to Cam Girl….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jul

Rihanna’s Fans Love Her Enough to Throw Chips at Her of the Day

Rihanna is so internet…she dropped an #EpicFail on stage when her fans were throwing shit at her…and by shit I mean chips….

There’s a good crazy and there’s a bad crazy. When you throw sh*t up here, that’s an epic fail…I swear to god, cut that shit out. Really, chips? Chips though.

I like that she identifies there is a good crazy and a bad crazy, cuz I think her meltdown is gonna be a mix of both!

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

17

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski is Pissing in the Parking Lot of the Day

This girl is amazing.

I love everything she does.

It is times like these I wish I was with her, you know as “friends”…and/or a married couple, so that I could volunteer to let her use my face as a toilet instead of that sad pavement, like some kind of homeless person, or white girl wasted girl outside the club…you know because she is a delicate flower from heaven, and I am a man who likes being peed on by the right amazing babe..who I predict will be the fucking future at least based on her naked body that I am going to tattoo on my chest so that she knows I’m serious about this endless love….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski