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2023

04

Jan

Selena Gomez Bikinis on a Boat of the Day

This just in, Selena Gomez hasn’t died of LUPUS yet, she’s still coming through strong, maybe a little too strong, or at least bloated, probably from all the steroids, hard drinking, anti-psychotics, and wine…you know a girl who was sold to the industry’s gotta survive somehow….she’s gotta live through the nightmares of being forced to sit hard on Barney’s lap when it was illegal to be doing such things…not that that happened…but she learned how to fuck somewhere and based on the rumors I hear from Hollywood, it was likely not in a wholesome way like at PROM with her high school sweetheart….

She’s in a white bikini, her big girl tits filling it out, maybe even doing a little wet white bikini sheerness…and it’s ALMOST exciting…if you’re into chipmunk looking girls who are about 30 pounds overweight that have chronic illnesses that may kill them off so that you can be in line for their empire…like the guy who married Sarah Hyland who also has bootleg kidneys….only isn’t fat about it.

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2023

04

Jan

Sofia Resing Wearing Leaves for Miami of the Day

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Sofia Resing is a Brazilian model who I guess lives in Miami since she posts videos of her wake surfing in Miami….

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Miami is the place to be, at least if you’re rich as shit or a hot model who likes guys who are rich as shit….

She did this half naked, wrapped in a leaf photoshoot for some luxury Miami magazine, which I guess is their version of backpages, but instead of it being backpages, it’s cover shoots so that the people who come across the magazine know the new pussy in town, assuming she has a pussy, you never know with Brazilians, they do the whole TRAP thing better than most.

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2023

04

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit!

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2023

04

Jan

Amanda Cerny in the Grocery Store of the Day

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I don’t know if this is part of Amanda Cerny’s exclusive content, or if it’s a viral promotion to get people to pay to see the uncensored version on her exclusive channles and I don’t even know if Cerny is actually naked in the Grocery store, but I do know that as unimpressive as she was as a Playboy model, she picked up some tips on how to go viral from her Vine friends that are all Billionaires now, because this is the kind of prank, stunt, shock content, public troll, hustle that content should be like…

Yes, I am praising Amanda Cerny for breaking the lame, boring, nude selfie and taking it to a public place, or an unconventional place, which is more than most of the girls monetizing content are doing….even though they make millions a year doing it….

The fact is that it doesn’t need to be a public place, it can be anything interesting, different, fun…..because that’s what I like…a photoshoot, with a story, with multiple pics, with a vibe….

So whether I think she’s not so hot or not, she’s doing something that I think is pretty awesome and that makes her hot to me…..

Amanda Cerny…..nude model of the future!

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2023

04

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are the magical gift that tight pants, shorts, panties bring us…..except when they are on old fat chicks who work at the cafeteria, but even then it’s better to see pussy than to not, at least that’s what granny always said, when she’d make us eat her out….which was probably a statement that could have been debated, a good old fashioned pros and cons list, but so long as a layer of fabric stands between me and the potential biohazard, I mean the things some girls do to their vaginas is wild…from fucking gross random household objects, to serious neglect not realizing that it is it’s own petri dish or ecosystem creating new strains of whatever’s oozing out of them….

The point is, I love cameltoe and always will, even when it’s gross, because pussy cleavage, like titty cleavage, is delicious for the eyes….

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2023

04

Jan

Courtney Stodden Slutty Whip of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is a legend as far as I’m concerned, I don’t know if the rest of the world agrees, or if she’s even that popular, but there was a time when they all liked talking about her and her scandalous love affair with some actor from LOST who married her when she was 16 in some state where that was legal, assuming that was a true story, and not just a marketing hook that no dude would really want because it’s illegal in most states….

Anyway, Stodden, a legend as far as I’m concerned, who along with getting some clown tits she didn’t need, put out some sex tapes the old fashioned way that didn’t go viral, now probably doing self produced content for the remaining fans the way she’s supposed to, with her whip out and lingerie on, still looking hot to me.

I figure 2023 is a good year to make Courtney Stodden great again, even though I think she’s always been great, she just needs the rest of the hive mind to hop on board…..and I’m willing to do what I can to help…..

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2023

04

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I find it pretty lame when anyone is overly excited by anything, but who fucking cares what other people are overly excited by, so long as they get naked…

If anything, I’d like to find more things that make girls want to get naked, whether it’s posing with weed or bongs or vapes as the inspo to get some naked content….or other things I find lame…..so long as they are using it as a prop in their weird excitement for something….I’m into it.

I feel the same way about dudes who are into NFL, Craft Beers, Small Batch Gins, WHISKEY, oh the Whiskey nerds are awful….just fucking drink it, love it, get drunk from it….or watch it, jerk off to it and love it, or smoke it, get naked with it, take pics of it and post them on the internet….just don’t be annoying about it….

From someone with no hobbies, I can tell you people with hobbies are fucking annoying….except when they get naked…so that is what this is about then…isn’t it.

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2023

04

Jan

How To Get Dressed and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Flexible on the Dock

Humping the Bar

Tight Dress Girl

Rockin’the Beach Bar Takes New Meaning

GYM GIRL

Cardio Time

Ab Workout From Home

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2023

04

Jan

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks….except right now for inclusivity…or to try to not normalize big girls like the rest of the world who wants you fat….try to bring it back to a simpler time when fraat gfirls were part of the side show….

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2023

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s 2023 and I still do stepLINKS, I figure I’ll turn the site into the stepFORUM in November 2024, so we’ve got some time together, you can’t expect me to do this forever, I’ve already done the burning out and fading away and I don’t have all that much to say…..but I figure I can keep up the nonsense for another 22 months..

Maybe I’ll put a countdown at the top of the page….THAT WOULD BE HIGH TECH…or I could spend that time trying to make this site actually good with original whore content….IMAGINE THAT….the next HEF…..I don’t….too much work…

I do imagine making this into an Online Course about a loser’s guide to getting by that I’d hope no one buys because that would defeat the whole loser part…the troll is in the failing…..that’s the scam…a loser’s guide to winning…..only to still lose because you have to lose to be a loser…I am already confused with this project. I’ll think up something else I won’t properly execute…too much work….

So here are those stepLINKS…Click some links, or don’t, since you won’t….I don’t care, you’re a free person with a ability to make your own decisions but I’d be much happier if you were an easy to manipulate mindless retard so that I could get money out of you for crap like all those influencers and instagram brands do….oh baby, that’d be the dream….

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Selena Gomez in a Sheer Bikini Top
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Michelle Randolph is a Hot Newcomer in 1923
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Paulina Gretzky is a Legend in her Bikini
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Insanity in the Subway
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Shay Mitchel Shows Off her New Mom in a Thong Booty
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Swim Model Haley Kalil in a Swimsuit
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7 Savage Ways Animals Mate
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Miranda Kerr’s on Vacation in a Hot Outfit
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Gabrielle Union in a Bikini Under a Waterfall
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Angelina Jolie Spotted ona Hot Date with Paul Mescal
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Speed Skating Babe Jutta Gets Her Booty Slapped
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Breaking Ice Formed on a Roof
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New Jersey Mall Brawl
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Alexis Ren is a Snow Bunny
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Ayesha Curry Drops 35 Pounds and Strips Down into a Bikini
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British Bus Driver Shows Some Bus Skills
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Milk Can Turned Soccer Ball Cannon
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Meal Worm Eats Chicken Head
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Guy Gets Tasered Twice
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Rita Ora Shares Some Bikini Pics
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Deshaun Watson’s Girlfriend Posted Some Racy Birthday Suit Pics
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Hungry Huskies Get Fed
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Why Flying isn’t Glamourous Anymore
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Pastor is a Little Aggressive
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A Model Named Romana in a White Thong
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Legend in the Action Sports World – Ken Block – Dies
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Making Dry Ice
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Golden Retriever Meets New Puppy
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Crash Testing 2 Trains
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Another Brawl at Waffle House
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People are Mad Dana White Slapped his Wife
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10 Things Sydney Sweeney Can’t Live Without
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Maya Hawke Tit Out on Vacation
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Megan Fox Grocery Shopper
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Hailee Steinfeld in Serious Sweatpants
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Jenna Dewan in Leggings
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In Case You Missed It – Cami Mendes in her Bikini Showing off Tattoo
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Kardashian Friend Stassie Babie Tits Out
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Renee Olstead for Penthouse
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In Case You Missed It – Maya Hawke’s Tit
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Hot Delivery Girl Flashes Her Tits
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That Was Unexpected
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Weird Game of Ring Toss
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Hot Amateur VLAD
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Big Titty in Red Fishnets
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Taco Tuesday
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Hair Sucker
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Stand Up Pussy Rub
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Crystal Chase Big Boobs
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Sitting on the Big White Toy
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20 People Having Shit Days
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Handsfree Butt Plug
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Showing of the Manicure
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Holy Long Dildo Batman
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Nude Model By the Window
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Hot Pussy Mounds
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Big Toy Stuffin’
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Big Boobs Outdoor Fuck
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Girl Getting Oral Sex Outdoors May Excite You
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Hairbrush Fuck
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High School Principal’s Blowjob Video
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Weird and Disturbing Fat Man Shower Scene – Don’t Watch This
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Fat Upper Pussy
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Sperm Bank Nurse Gets the Sample
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Hot GIrl Does Sex
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Fisting Herself
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How Sluts Throw a Party
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Dick Sucking College Girl
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Gripping the Dildo
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Hot Cheerleader Sex Tape Exposed
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Fishnets on the Dildo Ride
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