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2022

17

Nov

Bella Thorne Could be in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I haven’t bothered posting on Bella Thorne and her inspiring life as an internet hustler with her foundation built by the creepers that are the Mouse Ear Mafia

I don’t know if she’s an actual Florida born and raised girl sold to the industry by her ambitious mom who saw a dream and figured her kids would be a good mechanism to get that dream.

Or if she was made in one of the cloning labs in Epcot Center, which I am sure exists, because why would you rely on finding talent that is unpredictable and potentially a terrible investment, when you can just make them in a lab and when they go off course, replace them with their similar close sister.

It doesn’t really matter, she probably gets her period regardless, which is really all you should care about when it comes to staring at a super popular, Disney branded, pretends she’s independent, runs a sex content marketing agency, sells weed and all the other BAD GIRL THINGS you can’t get on the Disney App…or stores…and the whole thing is a level of creepy, annoying, sad, and hot, because she’s got titties…that you can potentially see through her shirt.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

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2022

17

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The inefficient thong…..it doesn’t even cover up the asshole….what kind of panty is that….oh wait….maybe that’s the point….

MORE ASSHOLE….it’s the orifice that UNITES all genders….when we all cut off / sew up our genitals and turn them into PEE holes, we’ll ALWAYS have an asshole left to fill, and that’s EQUITABLE, EQUALITY, INCLUSIVE…but not the reason I’m into staring at a girl’s asshole…..I don’t care about any of that, I’m more into the whole asshole being the window to the soul….when you see the asshole, you’ve basically seen everything and as a believer in knowledge is power…I feel seeing everything is power.

Be powerful, get girls to bend over in thongs to see all they have to offer from a fuck hole perspective.

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2022

17

Nov

Carmen Electra Bath of the Day

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Carmen Electra is clearly too old for the internet, it happened when she was already famous, so she didn’t really have to dive into emails or social media, she could just have some thirsty intern excited to be working for a legend like Carmen Electra manage that shit for her….

So seeing her dive into the OnlyFans thing, obviously as a quick cash grab, that I’ll assume OnlYFans gave her a premium bonus to participate in, because the idea of her figuring out how to sell sexts seems like too much work, even if she knew her fans were as loyal as they were to sign up…was a bit of a shocker….

That’s not to say she hasn’t been nude forever or that she shouldn’t get nude in her life…it’s to say that she’s been nude forever, and forever is a long time, so maybe it’s ok to hang up the fake tits and be the granny aged lady that you are. Play pickleball it’s all the rage….retire in a 55+ Florida community, be the hottie in said community, get all the rich guys to buy you things knowing you were the girl they jerked off to when they were in their 30s….keep the nudity to yourself, this isn’t a gift…

More importantly, if she is going to sext, she should figure out how to get the FEEDBACK out of the videos, it makes trying to jerk off to GRANY SPONGE BATH geriatric fetish porn high anxiety….the sounds….are…destroying….my mind…..

In conclusion, at least she’s having fun, not giving a shit and getting paid.

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Posted in:Carmen Electra|Carmen Electra|Carmen Kass

2022

17

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are the best game on the internet…

I know you’re probably more into Farmville, or Words with Friends, or whatever the other trending Facebook game is for old, boring, sad, middle of the road people, than Titty drops….but I blame all the chemicals in the air, food, water that have robbed you of your testosterone for that…..so as you sit there with your obesity, man tits, feeling genderless and alone….titty drops just aren’t what your soul craves….but you have to remember even chicks like staring at tits, it is wired into us….but more importantly, they like showing off tit, in a fun kind of gamified way…..

Here are those TITTY Drops.

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2022

17

Nov

Stella Hudgens Hickies on Her Titties of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is upping her game on what I’ll assume is her paid content that someone is leaking to the internet since it’s being uploaded to the internet….and I am coming across it….while barely knowing how to send an email….

In said upping her game, she seems to have undergone some minor titty abuse or titty romance, since kids these days are wild, and she’s showing them hickies off like a proud badge of honor.

When the normies turn to sex and sex becomes a normie thing to brag about in a sex filled society…shit progressively gets weirder and fucking weirder.

When you throw money in the mix as a means to reward someone, they’ll keep on leveling up to get more money and I have no idea how far this is going to go.

But I do think if you’re into the sister of a Disney Kid in action, you should track her down on her OnlyFnas…because this is a pretty aggressive and wild upload…sure it’s just tits…but it’s celebrity sister tits that have been sucked on….and that’s wild.

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2022

17

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s cold as shit, people are pasty as shit in the north, but luckily, there’s always some orange slut glowing like a beacon of hope, like a flare at a icy car pile up, to remind me that bitches don’t let that get in the way of looking as good as they can, which almost always involves a tanline, since it highlights the good parts and makes you think she’s healthy and outdoorsy, unless you’re more into pasty goth bitches because they remind you more of the corpse you actually fuck, because you’re undesirable….

Either way, some TANLINES to life the fucking mood.

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2022

17

Nov

Selfie Time and Other TikThots on Youtube of the Day

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Tits on a Plane

Body Show

Outfit Check….

Fishnets

Shuffle Dance

Stretch

Porn Chick Ballerina Stretching

Short Skirt Walking

Fitness Ass

Pool Exit

Ballet Dancer

Spiderman Stretch

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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When I used to jerk off while driving, they didn’t have cellphone cameras, so all the creeps trying to watch me jerk off while driving, couldn’t capture that moment to share with their friends in efforts of humiliating me, not that I was actually driving, more on my bike, but it’s still on the road, so it counts….

Speaking of gay shit, I think it’s funny how mad people get when you’re DJ Tanner and you decide not to make gay movies, because it’s a free country and maybe you’re not into gay movies, but if a gay movie company opened up, that only makes gay movies, you’d be arrested for a hate crime for being mad they don’t make straight movies….let people do what they want to do…

I saw some sign in a store that read “No Assholes” then in another part of the store it said “Rule 1 – Be an Asshole”….not literally, but basically something like “don’t stand for bullshit” or “say it how you see it”….empowering words for weak people who need an affirmation when ordering a coffee… or something that I interpreted as be an asshole….SO their logic is NO assholes, unless we are the assholes…because they don’t see themselves as the assholes but by definition that’s asshole shit..

To which I say….MORE ASSHOLES…since everyone is already an asshole….make inclusivity for everyone, even the people you think are bigots and nazi scumbags because you’re angry on the internet from your blue hair dye and obesity…MAKE BULLYING GREAT AGAIN….since it is pretty great…..SAY IT HOW IT IS, BE AN ASSHOLE, especially in places that have signs that say “NO ASSHOLES” or “THIS IS A SAFE SPACE”….becuase that’s pretty exclusionary to pieces of shit like me…..NOT VERY INCLUSIVE AT ALL….you genderless fat fuck polyamorous cuck….

Point being here are some stepLINKS….

Paige Spiranac is Amazing in Pink
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Lily Rose Depp Looking Hot on the Cover of Elle
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Olivia Ponton – TikTok Star Posing in for Emrata’s Bikini Line
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Natalie Alyn Lind Boob Peak
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Mikayla Demaiter’s Killer Outfit
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Anne Winters in a White Top
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20 Funniest One Liners on the Internet According to This Guy
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Woman Steals Cop Car
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Pete Davidson on his 9 Inch Penis that Could be 14 Inches or 1 Inch as it is still Attached to Pete Davidson and he’s Creepy
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Jenna Ortega in a Tight Black Dress
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Kylie Jenner Seduces the Camera
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4 Ton Wrecking Ball Destroys Things
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Brad Pitt Introduces Young Gf to his Homies
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Cat Saves Dog Friend
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Soccer Proposal Thwarted by Security
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Lindsay Lohan on Getting Engaged
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Liz Hurley Looking Hot in a Bikini Selfie
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Gas Cylinders Exploding in China
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Soccer Ball Through The Apartment Building
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Jojo Siwa Calls Out Candace Bure for her Traditional Lifestyle Media Outlet
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Amazon Driver Meets a Chicken
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XFL Announces Quarterbacks!
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Jeep Falls Off Black bear Pass
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1983 News Report on Seat Belts
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Jay Leno Says his Friend Saved him from the Gas Fire that Took his Face
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Gold Digger Prank
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Reporter Sara Walsh’s Husband’s Got Tom Brady Inspired Jokes
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Fruit Flies Laying Eggs in your Fruit
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Alligator in the Sewer
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Record Snowstorm to Hit Buffalo
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House on Fire
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Tesla Driver Loses control
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Models Bregje Heinen and Moa Aberg’s Topless Pedal Boat Ride!
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In Case You Missed in Mckayla Maroney did a Fishnet Stocking Fashion Show!
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Zoe Kravitz Talks Love with Channing Tatum in GQ
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Margot Robbie Trying to be Hot in Vanity Fair
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings
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Tara Reid Legs
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Taylor Swift in a Swimsuit ont he Red Carpet
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Natasha Lyonne in a Dress
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Based Lady Victoria Hervey Walks Dog
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Ivanka Trump at the Wedding
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Kaia Gerber on the Streets
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What is Hilary Duff Up To?
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Demi Lovato- Bull Dyke
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Masturbating in her Car
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Super Fucking Tits
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Hot Bodies
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Dildo Squat
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Interesting Nude in a Family Photo
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Showing Off the Cream Pie
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Hot Body Reddit Amateur
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Busty Amateur Brings the Nudes
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Big Tit Ass Flash
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Angela White Reviews Sex Toys
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Creepy Dildo Ride
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Big Naked Oiled Up Ass
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Pussy Unfurl
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24 People Having a Shitty Day
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Stripper Fuck
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POV Fuck
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Serious Fishnet Girl
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Breast Milk Coffee
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Riding that Dildo
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Girls Unwinding
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Ride Books Don’t Read them
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Slutty Drunk Girls
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Looking for Lost Keys
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Lana Rhoades Snapchat Fuck
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Strap On Lesbian
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2022

16

Nov

Denise Richards Nude in Bed of the Day

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Denise Richarsds was in some viral story yesterday about how she was shot at in a road rage incident on her way to some movie she’s filming, probably with Billy Baldwin, so you know it is going to suck.

Getting that headline, meant THROW UP A HIGHLY EDITED NUDE ON MY FAN SITE, because people will be looking her up and it’s a great opportunity to get paid, even if her nudes are some of the weirdest nudes out there….nudes that I can only refer to as old lady nudes…because she missed the generation of how to nude because she is from a pre-internet time.

Despite being rich or a housewife, or a rich housewife, she’s still out there hustling, maybe because her Charlie Sheen kid turned 18 and Child Support ended, maybe because she’s a compulsive spender, or maybe because she likes the attention or the idea that dudes are such fucking weirdos they would pay to see her nude way past her prime….I mean she’s too blown out for AIDS ridden Charlie Sheen to keep around, he had to give her away to her new husband AARON, who was also shot at…..

So my theory is, they hired the guy to shoot them to sell nudes, because they need the money, maybe FTX brought them down, or they need dudes jerking off to a highly edited Denise to remind AARON that he’s with a girl people want to fuck, which fades when they fully rot out like an old log in the forest.

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Posted in:Denise Richards

2022

16

Nov

Stella Hudgens Nude Mirror Selfie of the Day

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If you cross your eyes hard enough, like those Magic Eye posters in the 90s, this looks as close enough to super star Disney celebrity Vanessa Hudgens, who we can assume put Stella up to the nude selling, or that Stella put herself up to in a way to climb out of the shadows, while knowing people only really care because she’s super star Disney celebrity Vanessa Hudgens sister……that I assume put Stella up to this since Vanessa Hudgens has been producing nudes since the first phone camera existed, but can’t becasue she has a mainstream appeal to maintain…so might was well get the sister on the hustle…and while looking at these BOBS, I think it’s a solid strategy….good sister vs naughty sister, something for everyone to jerk off to depending on the mood.

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens