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2022

12

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Bikini on a Boat of the Day

I guess it was Bella Thorne’s birthday, she’s still young and rich as shit, making money from every angle, from selling barely nudes on OnlyFans to the pervs, working in the mainstream industry that likely control her and just want you thinking she’s fully independent, it makes her whole thing seem more legit, it allows her to go in all kinds of weird directions, totally keeping the people behind her under the radar and able to control her audience, but that could just be conspiracy right…she also makes money running other girl’s OnlyFans, like a den mother who takes her 20 percent, but none of these idiots care, they all just fucking love being part of the degenerate rich kid scene and I guess if I was younger and able to make money as easy as they do, I’d be on it too, because when I was young, it wasn’t easy to set up any of this shit unless you were a nerd or knew a nerd you could pay in letting him jerk off to your girlfriend shower.

Point of the story, she’s in a bikini top being wild, young and rich on a boat for her birthday.

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2022

12

Oct

Kaley Cuoco’s Geriatric Horse Fetish Pregnancy of the Day

I like horses and think they are wonderful majestic creatures, but I don’t know how pure Kaley Cuoco’s intentions are with her horse, because celebrities are fucking perverts, especially those who are rich as shit thanks to that 100,000,000 dollar contract to continue that horrible show she played the hot chick to the nerds, which people really liked for some reason, a reason I think explains the last two years of our lives, the general population are fucking morons…

Anyway, the John Ritter potential killer, we don’t know what happened on set, we just know his sacrifice got her higher profile and made her top paid talent……IS pregnant in her 40s, which is creepy and unnatural and probably because of some IVF shit that I think is demonic, but at least she’s trying to have her own baby, unlike the Kardashians who are such lazy rich people that they have hired slaves do it for them, rich trash can’t be bothered.

Anyway, I can’t confirm or deny whether she’s had sex with a horse, or if she has horse cock shaped dildos like the girls on reddit, I just know that her pregnancy during menopause seems unnatural like her fake tits! So it all makes sense.

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2022

12

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay fit. Don’t subscribe to the fat agenda that is an attack on your fucking soul, that is an attack on your spirit, that is an attack on your health, that is an attack on your happiness…..they know how to poison you slowly and make you sick…..and how to feed your natural laziness, your natural weakness, you natural willingness to eat shitty food and laziness….if you stay fit, you get a bit of a fighting chance plus you can fuck better and if you’re like me and don’t care about being fit, at least celebrate fit chicks to shame the fat gross chicks to make fit chicks great again….normalize the right thing for a fucking change you freaks…

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2022

12

Oct

Carmen Electra Fights the Rot of the Day

Carmen Electra probably got a cash deal with OnlyFans, because I can’t believe that she was so bored or money hungry or broke that she’d hop onto selling nudes to paid subscribers like she was some straight up porn slut for 10-20 dollars a month per member ,because I just don’t think old school sluts who have succeeded and made millions off being sluts really think of things from a 20 dollar buy in perspective, but if I was OnlyFans, making billions of dollars off the backs of a generation of lazy whores who have no God in their lives, so they figure selling nudes and making their cunts a commodity that can be seen for very little money, because they have no self respect but they do have a love for money….I’d throw 1,000,000 dollars at Carmen Electra, knowing I’d get the marketing buzz, and 20 percent of the thirsty fans who still exist.

So I get the Playboy chick doing what she knows, I just think she’s a little old to be going down this road, in some attempt to fight the rot, and because you can’t officially fight the rot, her face looks fucking clown-like, but with the photoshop, the body doesn’t look as expired as you know it is, and we’re not even talking about her fleshy vagina that you know has seen some shit, which would make it more interesting to people paying money to this hag to see her cunt, only to get yellow bikini pics, lame.

Anyway, another woman reducing herself to a body that relies on men to survive and thrive, so empowering to be a hooker, AIN’T IT…maybe if you’re a street whore who makes it through it alive….that’s like some urban survivalist shit….but some coddled celebrity prostituting herself, pretty weak.

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2022

12

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I think one of my big life regrets was not being as into cameltoes as I should have been becasue I was introduced to the cameltoe by an obese lunch lady in high school in sweatpants too small because they didn’t make fat lady sizes back then, and all she could do is squeeze the fuck into the elastic band and for whatever reason, it would make me lose my appetite, usually because she’d be picking out her cameltoe when serving me my damn 2 dollar spaghetti lunch….and it set me off for cameltoe hate for far too long until realizing that fat ladies in tight pants cameltoes are not hot chick in tight pant cameltoe since not all cameltoes are created equally and thank god for that…..there are levels to the cameltoe game and lucky for us, it’s trendy for the athleisure wearing hive mind, so pussy through pants is eveywhere and that’s worthy of finding an appreciation for leaving the house after two years of captivity by the demonic overlords!

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2022

12

Oct

Heidi Klum and her Daughter Leni in Lingerie Together of the Day

This is not the first time a member of the world elite, exploits their daughter to cash in on the tits that I guess crawled out of her cunt like it was Seal’s fist in one of their German domintrix SCAT sex party, but it is possible that it is one of the better times someone as high profile as Heidi Klum, who you know is bought and owned based on the fact that she’s on TV alone, they don’t let rogue people host talent shows, they need people they can control, and thanks to her Nazi Eugenics that made her into the ultimate giant model beta kitten, she’s just programmed to look good and be fun…

Anyway, her daughter that she had before Seal or the tween rocker she is currently married and perverted with has some rocking fucking titties thanks to her Italian rich scamming biological dad, and it’d be a real waste of Heidi didn’t strip her down and bring her midget body to the top of the food chain where it belongs, and doing it as a mother / daughter fetish series is a solid approach to anyone out there who has wanted to fuck a mom and daughter together, or apart, it’s not too late for Heidi, it’s getting there, it’s almost there, but her daughter’s monster tits are a solid passing of the torch…..

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Leni Klum

2022

12

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

As corny as weed activism is, I get it, if you were really into something, like sucking your dad’s dick and the people in charge told you that you weren’t allowed to suck your dad’s dick, even though it’s YOUR dad’s dick, and they should have no right to have an opinion on what dicks you put in your mouth, you’d probably want to get out there and make some noise, but at the same time, you can just silently keep it to your damn self and smoke your drugs like the hippies who are no judges, doctors and lawyers, or even retired, who never stopped smoking weed and just pretended they did because legal weed means government regulated weed and I don’t see how that’s better weed.

Anyway, weed activists or weed influencers like smoking weed is a talent or requires any skill, intelligence or knowledge, whether you believe in the merits or health benefits of weed, or the industrial benefits of hemp or not, you don’t need to be annoying about it, but there’s always someone trying to get noticed, or trying to be fun or interesting, and to them, showing off their weed use is the prop or angle they want for their content, they do it half naked and not all of them look like sloppy trash girls who use weed as a gateway drug to eating copious amounts of cake, and since I do endorse weed as a gift from nature, even though I don’t smoke it, I can respect it, plus I know there are dudes out there who have only got laid because they got a bitch stoned, so they can relive their glory days of their ultimate take downs or romantic moves of seduction that were kinder than the roofies or other sedatives they were planning to use, you gentleman you, and they say chivalry is dead because all men are little bitches…..

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2022

12

Oct

Rita Ora’s Slutty Raver Outfit of the Day

I saw these pics of a fitter Rita Ora who has been working out since she got married last spring to that New Zealand Hollywood guy who did the show about vampire roommates, which opened the door for him to do a bunch of other shit, since Hollywood is struggling and when they find something that moderately works, they run with it, especially if the guy has an ethnic sounding name, because it makes them feel like they are still pushing their propaganda and agenda, but it worked out alright for him, he’s got this child refugee exported to Jay Z in America only for him to say “I don’t want it” forcing her to fend for herself, with some money in the bank and some fat tits in her top, it was probably not all that hard to pull off, especially since she had basically no standards, her first American boyfriend was Rob Kardashian, at least that I know of, I don’t really keep tabs on the cock that’s been in Rita.

The truth is I was waiting at a bar behind Rita Ora at a bar once and I thought she was Kelly Osbourne so I really don’t find her hot, interesting or compelling, I just find it funny that she came into the scene with a dream contract that was pulled from her, forcing her to prostitute herself to a Kardashian and do whatever she could to market herself, with her built in selling features, THEM TITS.

She’s older now, she’s working out now, and she’s wearing a really insane raver slut festival girl stripper chick outfit and the tits still look good, even though she’s a decade into using them harder than most women use their tits, and getting more success than most women do for their tits, and I like it, she doesn’t look like Kelly Osbourne no more.

Posted in:Rita Ora

2022

12

Oct

Look Ma, No Hands Titty Flash of the Day

My friend Stefan sent this to me, I am not sure if it’s his girlfriend, since he is the kind of compassionate guy who dates disabled girls because he likes feeling like a hero and he knows that a lot of them don’t have all that many options, or didn’t used to have that many options, because people were grossed out by disabilities, not realizing that the disabled have pussies that are eager to be used.

He’s the kind of guy willing to sacrifice a hand job, in exchange for some security that the disabled girl won’t leave him for another dude, because she has less options, kinda the same way dudes used to date 600 pound women.

It could also be his daughter the Thalidomide Baby, or maybe it’s just a random find in his random nip slip collection that is pretty fucking legendary. I’m a fan.

Posted in:Videos

2022

12

Oct

Tits on a Kayak and Other TikThots of the Day

Big Muscles

Tits in a Car

Bad Dancing

Stretch

Stretch Harder

TIts for Dinner

BIG Ass

Motorcycle Riding

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