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2022

14

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski Knows her Marketing Hook of the Day

Bird faced influencer Rat Cow as she’s known in the industry, was recently part of some divorce scandal where she claimed her husband cheated on her for the optics, but that I’ve been told by a reliable gossip article was actually her doing the cheating with Brad Pitt, because he’s old, impotent, but still Brad Pitt.

The mom has managed to intellectualize, I mean, I am using that word wrong, but basically she’s tried to turn her nude modelling into some sort of bullshit activism or art, that the industry embraces, because she has so many followers there waiting to see her tit!

That is the only reason people pay attention to her, she knows it, but she spins it as being a mom, a dog mom, and entrepreneur, a model, an actress, bi-coastal, anything but a TITTY model who uses her tits to spin into whatever bullshit she spins it into! I am amazed anyone bothers or cares or PAYS to work with her – OLD fucking news – but they do, unfortunately not for sodomy tutorials!

The good news, because I’ve given way too much of an update on EM RATA who I don’t follow on Social media because I don’t use Social Media, so who the fuck knows why I even know any of this, but yeah, the good news is she’s being used, or is using her tits, which at her age, may be final days for those tits, they’ll sag out and be forever forgotten soon enough, but I’m sure EM Rata will be doing all she can to NEVER be forgotten, that’s what happens when you’re genetically related to a dinosaur! #never forget!

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2022

14

Sep

Stella Hudgens Tits of the Day

Stella Hudgens is the sister to Disney owned and operated starlet Vanessa Hudgens the agenda pushing clown who is currently taking a stab at being a celebrity influencer, because celebs can influence too, they’re about as fake as the amateur influencers and they can’t let non-industry people get all the influencer budgets, that’d be crazy, I mean how could you control a narrative with so many independent thinkers, who are really just dialled into the hive mind on their quest to be famous! They are all the same thirsty for attention lame ass!

Anyway, I still have a celebrity sibling or relative fetish, because it’s hilarious that someone is so close to the fire, but unable to break through, but their sister did, making them feel like shit about themselves no matter how hard they try to place themselves near the top of the Totem Pole – in a “well, I’m better than you cuz my sister is famous” even though fame is empty dog shit that fucking sucks, they don’t really know it sucks, they just know they’ll never be their sister, and that’s the dark cloud that can make them kill themselves, or go rogue with sex work and porno in hopes of carving their own NICHE!

So Stella, the Hudgens with the tits that look a little bolt on, but are probably being held in place launched an OnlyFans to cash in, probably makes money doing it, since THEY all do, even though her content is shit and she doesn’t understand the first thing about a porn shoot, but I’ll still stare as she navigates the world of porn, like a teen runaway trying to be fed, despite having all the access in the world, she chooses this, HILARIOUS, but more imporantly, bring the fucking goods if you’re going to go this far with it, this has got t be the LAMEST topless shoot I’ve seen today and celeb siblings or relatives turning to whoredom is hot to me, so I should be more excited about her weirdo cash grab!

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2022

14

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

In a world filled with fat fucks, we must cleanse our souls by looking at what I like to believe is the majority of people, who realize that working out, being fit, is a better fucking life, especially when you post nudes to the fucking internet!

Workout girls with their stamina, their musculature, their toned bodies, always a fetish, even when they are too fit, because it’s fucking better than the alternative – the fat chick!

I’ve always wanted to transition, or at least cross dress to get into the gym changing room, but I guess the internet has caught up with our fetishes and they bring it to us!

So yeah, fit girls living a better, healthier life, before the impending collapse, I dig it!


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2022

14

Sep

Camila Cabello Bikini Dance

Camila Cabello just happens to be a Cuban girl born in communism, who just happened to come over to America, probably illegally, since she was born into communism, which all these woke libtards think is an awesome system to live under, even though they don’t leave the resort when they go to Cuba on their cheap all inclusive vacations, assuming they take time away from TWITTER, which I don’t…..

So yeah, Cuban girl just randomly becomes part of a trending girl’s band, only to have her own solo career, before getting herself fat as shit, since she was a tiny thing when she started, owning the fatness, because she’s empowered or paid, or bought, or manufactured and this is her propagandizing to the youth, half naked, small titty and THICC!

I’ll assume some of you find it hot, the whole latin roots booty shaking almost overpowers the 20 pounds of being overweight, but it’s just making me hungry for a CUBANO sandwich, those are good, and I don’t mean her Shawn Mendes, likely not eaten pussy, but that’s a Cubano sandwich too!

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Posted in:Camila Cabello

2022

14

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

If a girl leaves the house in an outfit that doesn’t reveal enough of her pussy so that I can sketch it out when I get home for masturbation purposes, than she’s not really a girl, or at least not with the trends, and for that reason alone, she doesn’t exist in these modern times of showing your pussy everywhere you go because it’s not slutty if it’s through pants or a romper or whatever else they are wearing because The Kardashian Jenners do it and they are billionaire whores, and you’re not, so fuck you!

I will never complain about a trend as hilarious as girls jacking pants into their cunt like some kind of sex toy, tickling their sensitive spots, assume girls still have sensitive spots and aren’t all calloused from what society has turned them into!

I think pussy wedgies are brilliant, there are so many pussies I’d never be able to visualize in a day without them, and visualizing pussy, as it turns out, is my only interest, making this an IMPORTANT post every week!

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2022

14

Sep

Noah Cyrus Slutty of the Day

So Noah Cyrus is a celebrity sister who I guess has decided she should be a celebrity too, and for all we know, she may have more raw talent than Miley does, you know because she’s not Miley and will never be Miley so she’s got to try exceptionally harder to be taken seriously, but not as hard as someone who doesn’t have a dad who was an icon and mockery of Country Music in the 90s, or a sister who basically defined a generation of girls, in the sluttiest way, so that when her sister grew into her full form, she could take her fatness to some high concept and disturbing, oiled up, tit strapped music video to get noticed!

If you’re not simulating masturbation, do you even exist on the internet, probably not!

It’s just unfortunate that she’s terrifying looking, even when looking her “best”!

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2022

14

Sep

Old Folks Home Entertainment of the Day

I don’t know how old this video is, but I know that moving overseas to die is looking a lot more interesting, in part because of the cheap living, but mainly because of the whores..

I know a guy out there living off 1000 dollars a month, getting wasted daily, fucking random bitches in massage parlours or lady bars and is having a great fucking time while everyone he left behind in America are basically being starved out and left to die!

I also know that Old Folks home entertainment in these parts is some nerdy fuck doing some Vaudeville act that should never have been conceptualized or found an audience, but since they work for free, and since the audience is demented, they make their performer dreams a reality and last I checked, that’s not a stripper show though!

So yeah, this is good! Aspirational, better tomorrow shit, even though we all know the collapse is coming!

Posted in:Videos

2022

14

Sep

Christina Milian Wet of the Day

I guess at Christina Milian’s old ass age, the only way she gets wet is when you throw the bitch in the water!

Yes,

I got jokes!

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Posted in:Christina Milian

2022

14

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I was told to not write very much for the Weed Wednesday, or really any of these insane round-up posts I do daily, because amateurs trying to make it by getting half naked, is far more interesting than shitty coddled celebrities, who are soulless and fake as shit, paid and bought to indoctrinate motherfuckers because they are BOUGHT and paid for!

So yeah, I should just write “here are some weed girls” and let you get to the pics and videos, but with that logic, I wouldn’t write anything on any of the posts, and what would be the point of that!

I may not be smart, a good writer, interesting, funny, or have anything of value to offer, but I’m over here pretending to be busy, even though I have no ads to pay for this shit, so maybe I should just write “here are weed girls” and let you do your own commentary on the people who make smoking weird their identity in a world that needs labels because everyone is so uptight, even when smoking weed, when they should just smoke the fucking weed and chill the fuck out, that’s the fucking point bro!

Posted in:Weed

2022

14

Sep

Jojo’s Brought her Braless Tits to the Stage of the Day

My man Willie sent these into me pretty much right when it happened, since I barely check my email, deal with addiction, it’s a disease you know, and overall have a total lack of interest in celebrity pussy, because I am convinced celebrity is over, hollywood is dead, and these are the final players in a piece of shit industry that should have never been, but that has probably had sex with Jojo at least once, you know, it’s the low income trash from the middle of no where that they like best!

I also hate social media, so I look at the highlights posted in places like the stepFORUM, but yeah, what we can learn from Jojo is that if you’ve got tits, fucking use them, they are a gift from above, that even if they were kept hidding in her first iteration because the industry was putting money into marketing her and she didn’t need to bust them out, she could use them as part of her comeback tour that she’s been on a few years now, which is precisely what she’s up to!

In this concert that I am sure sucked, Jojo is in a skimpy top, braless, possibly flashing, definitely showing a lot of underboob, maybe even some nipple through that costume, and it makes her a fuck of a lot more interesting since she’s basically an ex celeb, holding onto the dream, already shat out by the industry because she got her period or turned 18, or something along the creeper lines like that!

Point of the story, Jojo’s got tits and I’m looking at em!

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque