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2022

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to think of myself as a failed dot com billionaire, I’m also a failed dot com millionaire and a failed dot come thousandaire, basically, I am terrible at the internet despite having had a site for the last 18 years on the internet, which was probably enough time to make stupid money off the internet back when it was easy…..it really turns on the ladies as you serve them canned beans and iceburg lettuce on date night…..

So to remind me of my ability to win at losing, coupled with my lack of talent and internet marketing skill, I like to check in on people who had sites 18 years ago that would interact with me because it was a different era and they understood the jokes enough to collaborate with me on their climb to the top….

As it turns out, so many of them are worth 100s of millions of dollars, which is a nice way to drive the point home that I am not very good at the internet…..

I’m actually happy for their gaming the internet, because it’s a reminder that it was possible and it’s way more fun when you don’t make it knowing that you could have made it….because a bunch of people you know did…..you know to make the failure burn harder…..

Being a dot com billionaire is a solid troll…possibly the ultimate troll, think of all the pranks you can pull when you have a big budget, I should have thought that one through a little better over the years because I’m so out of touch with the culture and the internet and so useless at the internet, that I’m not capable of pulling any of that off, but there was a time when it was pretty easy to do…..and that doesn’t mean that you can’t do it, you are better than me, so you should go for it, because it can’t be all that hard to pull off, and when you do, the quality of pussy you can buy will be exponentially hotter and the location in which you get that pussy will be exponentially better..and you can send me all the nudes of the ones who didn’t make your billionaire cut….you know the rejects…..one man’s garbage is another man’s better than nothing…. as a thank you when you pull it off….

Here are some stepLINKS….because we’re stuck in the 1990s internet….it’s all we can barely afford but you’ll change that for us….won’t you?

Heidi Klum Binge Eats a Cake in Bed
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Dress Like Kim K Being Booed at the Rams Game for Halloween!
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Kara Del Toro’s Bikini in the Jungle
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NFL WAG to Check Out – Chloe Barrett
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Nina Agdal in Some Leggings!
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Kaia Gerber in a See Through Outfit
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Gen Z Tries to Cancel Thumbs Up Emoji
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Ashanti’s Birthday Bikini
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Bar Refaeli Strips Down to her Lingerie
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Larsa Pippen Shut Down her OnlyFans Because of her Dad
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20 Ironic Pictures
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Megyn Kelly is Mad about JLo and Shakira
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Cami Mendes and Victoria Justice Posing Together
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Elle Fanning 2017 NIPPLE
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Frida Aasen’s See Through on the Runway
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Car Speaker Explosion
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BTS are Joining the Army
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Crazy Moments from the World of Women’s Sports
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The Cannibal Roller Coaster in Utah
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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Cute Outfit
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Bubba Wallace has a NASCAR Brawl
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Kate Winslet Talks Flasher Leo DiCaprio on Titanic Set
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Vintage Jen Anison See Through Pic from 1998
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Rally Car in Russia Gets Muddy
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Francisco Lindor’s Daughter Interrupts MLB Conference
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Campers Escape Boulder
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Dad Embarrasses Duaghter at the Drive Thru
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NFL Announcer Cris Collinsworth’s Racy Commentary
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Store Clerk Grabs Baby Before Collapse
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Billie Eilish on a Date
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Diving Off the Top of a Waterfall
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NYC’s Nuclear Attack PSA
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Nude Model Lily in the Water
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Was the Viral Proposal at the Islander’s Game a Prank?
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Dude Throwing Fake Gang Signs
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Fake Boner Prank
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Guitar Made Out of Newspaper
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Dress Like Kim K Being Booed at the Rams Game for Halloween!
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Madonna’s Pink Hair and Fishnets
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Yankees and Cleveland Fans Brawl
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Victoria Justice at an Event
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Tallia Storm in a Tight Dress
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Lily Rose Depp at the ATM
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Megan Fox Creeping Me Out
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Isabela Merced at an Event
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Anne Hathaway Showing Some Leg
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Camila Mendes Cleavage
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Paris Jackson’s Bra Top
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Meadow Walker in Pants
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Billie Eilish on a Date
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Selena Gomez at an Event
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Laura Harrier at an Event
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Meg Thee Stallion Big Cleavage
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Lily Collins in a Bra Top
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Monica Belluci in a Racy Outfit
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Madelyn Cline Booty in a Dress
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Kate Beckinsale at the Airport
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Blondie on the long Toy
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Big Ass – Big Tits
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Hot Nebraska Amateur Slut
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Beach Pussy
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Female Incel Can’t Be Stopped
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Toy Demo
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Big Fat ASs Jiggle
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Nude Run on the Beach in the70s
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Will it ever end
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Baby Got Back
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Inked Up Girl and her Toy
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Big Oiled Ass By the pool
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Stretched on a Toy
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Slutty self shots
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Going Green
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Bouncing on a Fake Dick
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Busty Kelly
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25 Shit days
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Toy in the ASs
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Lola and her big Toys
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Face Sitting Girl
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Big Boobs in her School Girl Outfit
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Gripping the Dildo
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Girl and her Magic Wand
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Masturbating Girl
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Ready to Drop Porn
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Ass Spread in the Bathroom
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Crippled Guy Gets a Blow Job
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Lesbians Strap it On
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Amateur Makes the Dick Disappear
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Peeing Out the Car Door
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Mental Mondays
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Butt Plug Insertion
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2022

17

Oct

Brie Larson’s Right Tit of the Day

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I guess Brie Larson is still pretending she’s a hot celebrity that people jerk off to and not some bought and owned puppet who they market as a hot chick, even though she’s not a hot chick, because they know that the general population can be brain washed and propagandized easily…..IF we tell them this is hot pussy, they’ll buy into it and believe it is hot pussy, since they have no minds of their own…

There’s nothing more offensive to me, I mean there probably is, but for the sake of this post, there is nothing more offensive to me that the taking of a dopey pile of shit of an aspiring actress, realizing that they own her and can thus control her to put out their messaging, so that they decide to play her like she’s hot as shit and important as shit, putting her in important movies, campaigns, magazines, all while NOT being hot…

They did it was Scar Jo, they did it with Jennifer Lawrence, there are so many NOT hot celebs that are the jerk off material to those few people still into celebs, which lucky for us is dying, not lucky for me, since this is a celeb titty site no one needs to check out, because they know Brie Larson is dog shit ugly, and that even when her tit is out for attention, she’s dog shit ugly with a tit pulled out…..we’re not idiots…..and sure, we’d all still follow her home to sneak into her garage, to profess our love to her when she finally falls asleep, we’re not crazy, we just know she doesn’t live up to the hype, but here’s that right tit…

Posted in:Brie Larson

2022

17

Oct

Bella Thorne and her Muddy bikini Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted some video of her doing some ATV off roading bullshit, or at least the aftermath of doing the muddy run, and in full young person retardation she did a silly little dance celebrating the event…

I don’t know about you, but the whole TikTok lip synching and dancing like a half retard thing is real, retarded and for whatever reason it annoys me.

I don’t actually care that young people communicate with each other through grunts, emoji’s, likes and folllows, or that when they are together they do weird dances to get their messaging across, it’s just kind the kind of retarded that should concern you for the future. Just a bunch of retards in dance running your country…scary…

Bella Thorne is packaged as the voice of a generation, their big starlet who broke from the grasp of Disney to do low level porn, selling weed and other mindless money making shit, while still being hired by the industry trying to reach her audience….and lucky for you, she doesn’t even need to have a voice, just a strip down and gyrate, like retard telepathy, we know she’s telling us “I had a good time, you should try it sometime”….

As someone who spent decades in stripclubs, half naked titty dances are still worth looking at…..even if I think dancing is dumb but NO ONE cares what I think so they’ll just keep dancing like retards getting paid….the way the fall of society intended!

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2022

17

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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We’re in a pretty slutty era for people of all ages, just everyone being hot and naked and perverted, so naturally the MOM being a MILF is far more popular than it was when I was a kid and moms had thrown in the towel on the whole sex appeal, sexuality or having sex….while here they are competing with their teen daughters for subscribers and it’s fucking wild….I mean so many hot mom/daughter duos, likely on OnlyFans selling pussy pics together, because it can save the fucking family, no need for a lottery win, just use mom/daughter pussy for the win and it may be creepy to some, but to me, a mom who thinks she is hot….

It is a bit of a downer because moms who were hot in the past were still moms who thought they had too much baggage to be hot. which meant they’d be willing to fuck low lives like you…it made getting your asshole licked by someone who would leave you alone for weeks at a time because they were busy being moms, not realizing their worth because too busy self hating and exhausted being moms….but not anymore, kids raise themselves while moms are out here thinking they are too hot for you…..what was the last available insecure pussy after fat chicks decided they were hot is no more…..fuck you internet for making hot moms realize their mom pussy is more than just fist worthy at 4 am…

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Posted in:Milf

2022

17

Oct

Bar Refaeli’s in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is a pretty iconic bikini model from Israel, who I like to think brought hope to a nation of people that they could participate in the whole international bikini model ring if they chose to, provided their tits were big enough and their body banging enough…..the world could be their oyster and once in that international bikini model ring, once the tits were recognized as big enough and the body recognized as banging enough, they could even have sex with top actors like Leo DiCaprio….to validate the whole thing at the highest level…

That was 15-20 years ago, but Bar Refaeli is still posting bikini pics, maybe to make some money to pay off her tax debt that she let her mom fall for, maybe it’s to help her father in law who was caught with 475k Euros he was smuggling last June, or maybe at 37 years old and a mom of 3….she’s feeling like being jerked off to be randoms like you for old times, you know, midlife crisis shit that I’ll look at becasue why not….she’s half naked in self produced content like some kind of harlot, while being old as shit, that’s hilarious, these girls never give up and either do I, it’s amazing check it out.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2022

17

Oct

Rita Ora’s Working Out her Tits of the Day

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I don’t know if Rita Ora has found comfort in being married to that successful filmmaker from New Zealand who did that Vampire movie / TV show that everyone liked so much, or maybe her career has got to a lucrative place where she’s finally making money from multiple angles so that she can risk her tits for health and wellness, because she’s been working out, she’s looking fit as fuck, but any girl with big tits, especially a girl who used those big tits as 90 percent of her marketing, and they MAY be the only reason she exists knows that working out targets the tits, shrinks the tits, kills the tits, and a smaller Rita Ora tit is a less marketable Rita Ora tit, but she’s just saying fuck it and risking it….putting it all on the fucking line not giving a shit that if she loses her full tit and proceeds to no longer matter….and that’s brave!

Real bravery is when a girl who used her tits aggressively, throws them to the sidelines and potentially lets them die, in some self destructive approach to “I AM MORE THAN JUST TITS”….

So yeah, watching Rita Ora workout, is watching her give a giant FUCK you to her titties, some self hatred titty behavior, that should instead be her eating dairy and hormone jacked up chicken to MAINTAIN or inflate said tits for her next iteration…..

Posted in:Rita Ora

2022

17

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I find it interesting that as soon as the pandemic hit, women from all walks of life decided that they should sell their nudes, or upload nudes to the internet as some kind of side hustle, because the internet is a vast place filled with all kind of simp losers who are so sad and lonely that they feel they need to pay some random stranger to interact with them, while pretending that they are paying their dues for their jerk off material so that the talent they are jerking off to is not being exploited by them, which I have a hard time believing dudes actually sign up and pay for nudes because they don’t want to be exploitative towards women, but in this era of white people apologizing for being white and men apologizing for being men, anything is fucking possible…..

But yeah, selling nudes is a thing that makes people a shit ton of money, even if it is degeneracy in a degenerate money grubbing world where everyone should be allowed to profit like a Kardashian off a sex tape, even though when everyone is producing porn, it’s hardly as limited edition or worth the price…but SIMPs gotta SIMP…..so why wouldn’t everyone do it, including the HEALTH CARE HEROES, who instead of standing up against what has proven to be a pretty dangerous and even deadly vaccine for a virus that wasn’t that dangerous or deadly, decided to take and upload nudes from work, with no fear of being fired….

So motherfuckers who weren’t vaccinated got fired, lost their lives, but those who were vaccinated, were able to use their lunch break as a porn production hour to double down on nude content for subscribers to throw money their way in one big chronic masturbating mess…

The point is, health care workers getting nude without any fear of being fired is crazy to me….but I guess sit’s a fetish and you can’t discriminate against employees who sex work on their breaks because that would be oppressive, toxic masculinity and not very inclusive to the women at work.

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

17

Oct

Olivia Wilde in a Nipple Dress of the Day

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I don’t know nipples as well as I probably should, especially not Olivia Wilde nipples, even though my friend Stefan sent me some of her leaked nudes, but I do know that Olivia Wilde is aggressively trying to matter, whether it’s with her movie making as a director, producer, writer and actor, or by leaving her husband and family for One Direction cross dresser, but more interestingly, she’s been using her tits to get where she needs to go, a marketing strategy I appreciate becasue I like tits..even on try hards like Olivia Cockburn…..since she’s still kinda hot enough to stare at her tit…

So last week, she’s posted the cover of Elle with her tit out…that I can’t post becasue these photographers try to sue even though they are already paid to shoot the Elle Shoot, they just money grub……

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Well, she also wore some sheer dress, that I am pretty sure features full tit, with nipple, because that’s what it looks like, and if a rich and famous divorcee who has turned her back on her family to focus on her own selfies interest, wears a dress that looks like it’s sheer, I’m gonna post it because celebrities suck, but when they reduce themselves to their tits, I think they are spreading a positive message to girls everywhere, so they realize that tits get hits and tits are all that matter…..which is facts.

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Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2022

17

Oct

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a 33 year old Bulgarian import, who came over when she was 2 years old, so that probably makes her less of an import that other immigrants since she basically grew up in Canada, before finding commercial success in the USA and never coming back to Canada, like every Canadian celebrity who pretends to love the socialist regime of Canada, but who never come back to it after they escape, we’re onto you liars.

I don’t know what movies she’s been in since Vampire Diaries and I am surprised I even know she was in Vampire Diaries since I’m not really into watching that kind of bullshit, but I guess my brain retains the occasional fact about celebrity tits I don’t care about.

I do know that she’s dating billionaire Snowboard hero Shaun White, so that these bikini clad titties get sucked on by some weirdo ginger like some kind of horror movie, you know real life Chuckie doll….which I guess is exciting for those of you who like to visualize her fucking her boyfriend….

I like that she doesn’t look like an overly face injected girl, you know she actually looks like she’s 33, but I prefer realizing she’s got fat tits….were they always this big, is this what the aging process looks like when you’re ethnically Bulgarian, are they implants or a push up bra, will we ever know, does it really matter….since we can’t show her her war torn home and threaten to send her back like you can with real mail order brides, since she’s Canadian, rich and unable to be deported for being a misbehaving hired wife…..but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the sex worker instinct in her DNA, like some generational trauma that makes her behave when sucking dick, it just means you can’t threaten to send her back overseas when she doesn’t suck your dick and that takes away the fun in Eastern European romance you fantasize about having with famous chicks who wouldn’t give you the time of day because you’re weird. It is not your fault, the media made you this way!!

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Posted in:Nina Dobrev

2022

17

Oct