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2022

14

Sep

Illegal Ass of the Day

The one thing that I know about myself is that I am not a racist, but that doesn’t mean that I am pro illegal immigration, but only because I was never able to cross-over to the USA illegally to become the biggest deal in show business like I was Sofia Vergara’s tits, not that I’d ever become the biggest person in show business, not matter how fat I get, I never break 300 pounds, I’m fit like that!

I am not American, based in America, allowed into America dude to my vaccine status, so I am not political, I just saw this minute long video of people in cammo being filmed coming into the USA, like it was some strategic or planned invasion, despite all the barbed wire and I thought, that first girl’s got a nice ass, she’ll be able to find a fat lame loser husband in no time to legitimize herself, or maybe she’ll get to work under the table at a strip club, or better yet – launch an Only Migrant Fans, where she gets paid in her home country, so that she can just use her already set up credit cards to set up her new life living the American dream, you know before it all collapses, which it is safe to say, has got to be the plan!

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2022

14

Sep

Proper Splits Challenge and Other TikThots of the Day

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Flexible Girl Dancing

Yoga Stretch

Elevator Slut

Bus Slut

Farm Slut

Outfit Check

Military Dance

Short Skirt Body Check

Tight Shorts

My Kind of Tourist

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2022

14

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Being fat positive and not being a body shamer is a mistake!

I know the media gets mad at Fat Shamers, the person running Britney Spears’ account as Britney Spears just got her cancelled for being a fat shamer, where fat activists wrote comments like “this is not it”, when throwing shade at tank Christina Aguilera’s use of fat dancers to make her look skinny! Amazing, we need more WWE style dis conflict in the 40 year old popstar world, it’s not just for lame ass rappers anymore!

Plus, she’s got a fucking point, X-Tina was this tiny thing with bolt on tits, who got rich, lazy, had a kid or two. and turned into Precious, not a great look! TEAM BRITNEY because her captivity everyone is trying to monetize on, at least her fake wedding guests pushing the Britney narrative, that the true Britney fans aren’t buying, because they think she’s been institutionalized, killed, or at the very least replaced by a body double!

So yeah, these fat girls would need to stand next to REALLY FUCKING fat girls to look skinny, and supporting fatness as a lifestyle, is the same as supporting drug addiction, or sexual offenders, because fat kills, it is sickness, it is premature death, and it’s not SEXY!

I post this to remind you, while pretending to be a Fat Positive motherfucker, inclusive but for all the wrong reasons, sure I’ll post you fatty, not for the fat fetishists but to save the indoctrinated dudes who are being brain washed and convinced they are fat fetishists, now that all chicks are fat, even though in the depth of their soul, they are wondering why this fat bitch is acting like a hot chick, it doesn’t make sense, it’s not how society was built!

Remember, men are apologizing for being men, white people apologizing for being white, straight dudes are fucking men to de-stigmatize gay, or some insanity, or fucking trannies so that they aren’t transphobic, lots of weak people, just way to keen about being suffocated by a big bellied MUFF gut!

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2022

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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You gotta wonder how many trannies out there are just sexual predators trying to get into the women’s locker room versus how many are gay dudes who are jealous of hot instagram bimbos in their ability to turn on straight dudes, thanks to the Kardashians and ugly chicks with a dream on instagram, the beauty standards of today can be bought, even dudes can pull it off, natural beauty, what’s that, versus how many are just fucked in the head delusionals who think they are women, despite the whole cock thing, because society, hormones in the food, parasites and heavy metals have told them that’s what they are!

That’s why the media keeps pushing eating ass – they want you full of parasites! THAT IS HOW THEY CONTROL YOU or at the very least, make you like cats!

When it comes to trans, the most important thing isn’t why they are there, it’s that they still have their dicks, since that’s what the tranny fetishists out there are into, TITS with the DICK and it’s all so weird for me, but that doesn’t mean I’m right, or that I am a transphobe, or that this is hate speech, that will get me arrested for saying something as absurd as there are only two genders, when clearly there are as many as you want there to be, I’m going to go back to looking at tits, that may have dicks, but that I’m hoping don’t, not because I am a transphobe and this is hate speech, but because my truth is that I’m into biological pussy, it’s not my fault that it’s ot INTO me! We could have had something great, mean and that biological pussy, couldn’t we!

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Woman’s First Oyster
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Brie Larson is Fit
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Hot Girls at the Car Wash
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Candice Swanepoel Bald for YZY /GAP
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Sofia Vergara’s Emmy Cleavage
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Cindy Kimberly and Janice Joostema See Through at NYFW!
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Tony Romo is a Fat Shamer
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Leo DiCaprio May be Dating Gigi Hadid
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John Lennon’s Killer Denied Parole
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2022

13

Sep

Denise Richards Shaved Pussy of the Day

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Denise Richards is hurting real bad now that her Child Support payments are over and the money goes directly to her Charlie Sheen Aids Baby, because instead of aging gracefully, she’s launched and OnlyFans, in tandem with her daughter who I am sure is more interesting to look at naked, you know, since she doesn’t have all the battle wounds of being a 3 decade spanning whore, all aged out, scarred up, dried pussied, etc.

There’s a level of creepy, or coming to terms with who she actually is, someone who gets off on being paid to get people off, but that could be that I don’t even know if this is actually a picture of her, or fan art from some Fiverr artist, since it’s looking a little fucking filtered, compressed, scrambled like cable porn in the 90s, no wait, that’s just her wonky tits on either side of the frame, but you get what I mean, at LEAST hire someone to do it right granny, I know figuring out the whole camera phone thing is a challenge, but what the fuck do you have an 18 year old with an OnlyFans as a daughter for?!

The good news for the bush haters is that she’s shaved down like she’s 19 in 2004, GROW UP DENISE, your pussy a prize winning pig at the fair, right after it’s been slaughtered to the highest bidder, but right before it’s been butchered into bacon!

The no bush is probably a bad strategy if she’s trying to avoid infection, BUSH is your protector, plus it’s the hottest pussy accessory around, and the whole bald pussy to stay younger because it gets rid of her grey pubes, actually dates her already dated ass because everyone knows BUSH is back baby, and BUSH fucking matters, which I’ve been pushing for as long as I’ve had this site!

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2022

13

Sep

Jojo Green Lingerie of the Day

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These pictures of Jojo in her lingerie is shot by lifelong fan of the site Zelda Williams, who I expect to get an email requesting we take down the pictures of Jojo’s fat tits in her lingerie, because Zelda Williams hates this fucking site for making fun of her when she was just a young celebrity child of Robin Williams dabbling in lesbianism!

Apparently, DrunkenStepfather was read by people a decade and a half ago, BUT we don’t have to worry about that anymore!

Yes, I made Jojo’s lingerie pics about me, not because I am a narcissist, but because of Zelda Williams, the photographer stripping Jojo down for some content production, like the creepy nude model photographers of instagram who have all been cancelled, even though the girls nude i the photos knew what they were getting into!

“Oh, I want hot pics of me naked, this random stranger who shoots all the whores naked will do it for free, that’s so nice of him, AND he’s got 100k followers, what could go wrong, I mean he’s shot with ALL these other girls, he must be a NICE guy who never went to photo school but who needs school, when you can fake being a photographer with the help of social media, so that you can take nudes of randoms, a fetish!”

But yeah, the discovery of Jojo’s tits, is probably the most important thing that’s happened in her second go at a pop career!

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2022

13

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if my flat chested mom who didn’t breast feed me, programmed me to love small tits on an emaciated body, she had a drug addiction…but for as long as I can remember, I’ve treated small tits as if they were big tits in need of being worshipped, maybe that’s just the kind of stand up guy that I am, or maybe small tits are actually hot, statistically nicer than the average big tit that can be sloppy and big nippled in the worst possible fat girl way, so that the probability of a decent small tit is 9/10 where as the probability of a nice big tit is 1/10, making it a no brainer especially when you factor in how insecure society, the media, other women, has made small tits feel about themselves, that insecurity, that keep their shirt on for the fuck, goes a long way for those of use trying to find girls willing to fuck us, knowing we are undesirable!

The point of the story is I want to be KING of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee I hear about, or would it be CEO, it’d be an honor and dream to help convince girls with small tits to not SLAUGHTER their naturals for some sack of plastic bullshit that will just cause inflammation and premature death!

And I’d build their confidence by making them show me their small tits, no matter how awkward and shy they may feel, it’s all part of recovery, it’s all part of healing, and it’s all by DESIGN so that I get to SEE all the small titty!

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2022

13

Sep

Chloe Sevigny Bodysuit of the Day

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Brown Bunny Vincent Gallo Dick Sucker, “hit and miss” prosthetic dick wearing but not cancelled for playing a tranny, fashion week’s original NY hipster on the art scene and girl who propagandized AIDS between STRAIGHT people in the 90s, which turned out to be a fucking myth, FEAR MONGERING to a generation of people who just wanted unprotected sex – Chloe Sevigny, who has never actually been as hot as she was when she had AIDS in KIDS, but who has managed to maintain a steady career – has her titties out for some mom pussy cameltoe at 47 years old, since she had her first kid 2 years ago!

And that’s our Chloe Sevingny news minute!

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2022

13

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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We’re living a dream thanks to all the Tight Pants being worn out there on any given day, at any given moment, I’d bet that in your small town or city alone, there are tens of thousands of girls in tight pants right now waiting for you to creep on them, assuming they aren’t damaged by the instagram, monetized from their bedroom, rocking 8 mental heath disorders that are all treated through medicines, like agoraphobia and other personality disorders they probably don’t have, but that make a good excuse for being a cunt who doesn’t leave her house!

Also, she probably doesn’t want YOU specifically to creep on her, from my experience in creeping on girls, they all look at me in disgust, and when I’m like you’re the one walking around in tight pants, pussy first, for all to see…and they all turn to that whole “you can’t justify rape based on the outfit a girl wears” which I’ll argue is FALSE as raping a pantyless mini skirt is far harder to do than raping a pair of jeans under snowpants wearing LONG underwear, not that I’m a rapist, I’m impotent, but you know, logic!

But yeah, the tight pants aren’t for us, but we can still appreciate it!

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2022

13

Sep

Eva Longoria Side Tit of the Day

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This is from September 5th, so I may have already posted it, you know, all these clickbating celebs trying to compete with the influencers in the most desperate ways is hilarious, since there was a time when celebrities were kept at an arm’s length from you, their personal lives secret, the allure of celebrity compelling because it was a limited club, and we only got what they fed us!

Now these aged out bitches who shouldn’t even know what the internet or social media is based on their age alone, but also based on their celebrity alone, are posting thirst trap pics in their mid 40s to get jerked off to, or to show off that they do fitness!

They are rich, they are working, this Mexican has a Tequila brand, yet here she is with a “look at me, you’d like to fuck me, but you never will since I’m famous”..

So they all have the same shitty “I am a celebrity, thus better than you” ego, but they also post low hanging fruit safe for work smut like they’re an 18 year old about to launch an Onlyfans because working is for suckers!

It’s a weird dynamic, but I’ve hated Eva Longoria pretty much since she became famous as a race baiter, who is Mexican, but who seems like she uses that to get ahead and that’s just trash!

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