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2022

12

Sep

Stand With Diabetes of the Day

The world is a weird fucking place, where social media has basically destroyed everything, not just this website, but it did destroy this website too! I am a dinosaur and just couldn’t keep up like a thirsty tween trying to become a content creator, plus all my socials have been deleted since the dawn of social media, because I am so funny on that shit, just not to anyone else!

So yeah, social media is fucking weird, then there’s TikTok, which is a Chinese weapon to destroy the future generation of America, where people over share, feel empowered, do what they need to do to get noticed, whether that’s bragging about their herpes in herpes empowerment, or skin rash empowerment, or monkey pox empowerment, or chronic shitting empowerment, or chronic masturbation empowerment, so long as you’re not a creepy guy……

Then there’s this, big titty girl being an ally to people with an ailment, or disease, so she doesn’t have the disease, but she stands with people who do, and today’s disease she stands by is Diabetes, which I am sure gives all the pre-diabetics, which. is basically. everyone thanks to our diets, a fucking boner!

WEIRD times!

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2022

12

Sep

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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The most meaningful conversation I’ve had in the last month was not with a father celebrating his daughter overcoming all kinds of obstacles, finally getting accepted into Medical School with a full scholarship…it wasn’t the conversation I had with a dad who lost his kid at 19 years old in a car accident or some shit crying on his death anniversary about how the last 5 years have been a struggle…it wasn’t talking to some business mentor about how to make money on the internet, instead of wasting my time doing this site…..it wasn’t conspiracy chat with the TRUTHERS about 9/11 or the Queen’s Death, or the future plans of the tax evading King, the most meaningful conversation I’ve had was with my friend Stefan the Hairdresser about mom nips!

We both like mom nips, but he was shocked to learn that I have never met a girl with long drinking spout nips who wasn’t a mom, making me assume for the better part of 40 years that the breast feeding that engorged the tits and made them a food supply for new life to suck on hard, created the longer nipple as a consequence or side effect!

Apparently, non moms have big nips too!

I’d use Jennifer Aniston’s non mom hard nips as an example, but I am convinced she’s a tranny and those nips are prosthetic, I mean she is an actor after-all!

So yeah, breast feeding, milk filled, nutritious and delicious, or toxic and polluted, LACTACTION is a fetish to some, so here it is!

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2022

12

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday on a Monday of the Day

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I figure that since I didn’t reinvent myself with this site, traffic is dwindling, revenues are basically zero, it’s an outdated concept, built on outdated technology, that no one bothers to check out or read, even though I update it everyday, because social media and big tech has won!

Clearly don’t know how to write compelling content or solid jokes while laughing at how insane the world is, so why bother wasting my Friday posting MORE than I already posted, WASN’T SHAILENE’s tits enough for you MONSTERS!

Meaning, instead of writing some important joke that no one will read about FULL BACK PANTIES being hot since they are panties, or the whole 24 years they’ve been shamed and aged out, called GRANNY panties, were just a marketing ploy to sell more panties of a different variety!

In a “We’ve sold everyone panties, most people have more panties than they’ll ever need, the full back panty is super cheap and generally accepted as hot enough, how the hell can we survive, maybe we need to convince enough women that their panties are shit, to start up fresh again, and like idiots they’ll buy into the hype and keep us going!”

It’s the the whole CLIMATE CHANGE scam, the only people pushing man made climate change, buy all these new products like E-Vehicles, owned by the same people who own the gas vehicles, only now al whole new industry and infrastructure must be built, making them all richer than they already were off the backs of lame ass dudes driving their Iphones they call TESLAs!

Anyway, FULL BACK panties posts must go on, even a few days late, cuz it is such a deep and intellectual conversation starter!

WHY did full back panties ever die and WHY are they making a comeback, since men will fuck any panty they can get off or at least pulled to the side, since they are PANTIES!

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2022

12

Sep

Feminist Friday on a Monday of the Day

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These girls are braless, not necessarily feminists, but in a simple minded world we live in, we can assume that anyone producing smutty content we can jack off to is calling themselves an empowered feminist to justify their behavior, which I doubt the original feminist movement, funded by evil, like all the other movements of our generation, GIVE the craziest people the funding, so they can indoctrinate!

So as they sexualize themselves, while crying at the patriarchy for sexualizing them, despite making millions of dollars being sexualized, in a very confusing “Make it Make Sense” pile of dog shit that we call the internet, know that these are braless girls who do what they want, beat to their own drum, which happens to be the same drum everyone else beats to!

BUT IT IS BRALESS, which means, I can enjoy it like I enjoyed all the hard nipple braless girls I came across this past weekend, since it is a trend!

Feminism is a scam, braless titties are not!

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2022

12

Sep

Showing off the Body and Other TikThots of the Day

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Ice Cream Girl

Triple Threat of Narcissism

Busty

Strong Legs

Fitness Get-Up

Slutty Security

I Think She’s a River Dancer

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

09

Sep

Shailene Woodley Topless of the Day

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I’ve never found Shailene Woodley hot, appealing, interesting in any way!

I could be standing next to Shailene Woodley and I promise you I wouldn’t notice her, but if I did because someone told me it was her, I would tell you that I don’t find Shailene Woodley hot, appealing, intersting in anyway!

Now that I am looking at Shailene Woodley naked or topless in panties from some old clip that is circulating and that I’ll probably be asked to delete, I still don’t find Shailene Woodley hot, appealing, intersting in anyway, I mean besides as interested as I’d be in any topless chick, which based on my existence as a pervert, is PRETTY fucking high, meaning topless Shailene Woodley who I don’t find hot, appealing, interesting in any way, is topless and I find her hot, appealing, interesting in at least ONE way!

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2022

09

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off is the most magical time of the week, because it means I am half in the bag on a Friday and probably not going to do stepLINKS, cuz they take too long, and get in the way of getting the other half into the bag!

But it’s also great because it shows the comparison and contrast of a woman clothed and that same woman unclothed, which is much needed information in my data bank!

These big tech monsters have it all wrong, they are recording everything, but the only thing that matters is the ON/OFF!

Does the bra do magic, are the shorts padded, we need answers and we need them everytime we see a girl clothed and don’t know what she looks like unclothed!

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Posted in:OnOff

2022

09

Sep

Brittany Furlan Nude of the Day

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Brittany Furlan is Tommy Lee’s wife, who I guess does ONLYFANS as internet celebrities do, because the rumor is that she was some big vine star, which put her in the position to put Tommy Lee’s dick that Tommy Lee seems to love more than any man should love any dick, but he’s a rockstar and his ego is probably justified with all his money and dicksuckers, like Brittany Furlan, Tommy Lee’s whore wife, not that she actually fucks for money, but she does fuck money, and potentially gets naked on the internet for money, which at her level of wealth is just rude, she should give it to us for free, I mean, we’re going into an economic collapse up in here, GIVE back to the poor, you jerk!

Which I guess makes me like Robin Hood in posting it for free!

I am your hero, I know!

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2022

09

Sep

Courteney Cox Bikini of the Day

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Courtney Cox was always some skeletor looking bitch, even back in the Friends era of her career, which I would argue was the only part of her career, but apparently that other show she was on was pretty big, but yeah, during the Friends era, if you were into Courtney Cox, you were the queer, and the irony in all that is that there’s a conspiracy that Jen Aniston is actually a tranny, with a dick, meaning they used Courtney Cox, who’s still holding up in her dry pussy years, to trick us into creating a generation so into a chick, who was actually a dude, what a troll, BIG if true!