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2022

09

Sep

Military Training of the Day

Here’s a video that I would argue doesn’t really support the whole “DRAFT WOMEN” movement that women were fighting for, because they are fucking mental cases who want equality, even when the equality means basically being carted off to die to fight for the fake freedom of your country while the overlords controlling it all lay back and laugh at the mere mortals being such fucking suckers!

That’s not to saw that joining the military is a bad thing, I support the troops, I appreciate the troops who fight for US, the people and it’s not to say that this chick isn’t a fucking hero, it’s just to say that turning the military woke is some fucking weirdness, but also to say that there is a difference between men and women when it comes to physical strength and there is nothing wrong staying home protecting the babies, instead of going out into war to be annihilated!

If anything, this is why you need men to transition to women, in order to fight men a little more fairly, while giving men in combat something to fuck that doesn’t make them feel full gay!

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2022

09

Sep

Chick Fight Over the Queen’s Death of the Day

I don’t know if they are actually fighting over the death of the Queen, but based on their accents, I am going to assume that they are, because if everyone got the booster, maybe she’d still be with us, or it is possible that someone to referred to Charles as King Charles, to which this other hot blonde bimbo probably said something along the lines of “don’t assume his gender”, you know MAYBE we still have a queen, you BIGOT!

Or it could have nothing to do with the Queen’s death, since most people don’t care or assume that she died years ago and that we’ve just been seeing her body doubles and/or holograms while they navigate how to take back the British empire that they probably never got rid of, but were smart enough to make you think they got rid of!

Or it could just be a tranny, cross dresser, being fiesty, due to MENTAL illness, which is equally as fun!

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2022

09

Sep

Barn Twerker and Other Videos of the Day

One Handed Lipstick Application

Hot Cow Girl

Hottest Cow I’ve Seen All Day

Embarrassing Dance

Nice Stretch

I wonder if they are real cops

Outfit Check

Strong Thighs

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2022

09

Sep

Demi Moore Bikini Tits of the Day

If you didn’t want to kill yourself before seeing these pics of Demi Moore in a bikini on a paddle board at 100 years old acting. like a 20 year old influencer because the world is a fucking lie, you may want to do it now, you see, as Bruce Willis forgets how to shit and needs to be diapered with his demential like disease, this bitch doesn’t even know she’s geriatric, but I am sure anyone who eats her shitty dried up, near dead pussy does, but it’s Demi Moore, you’d have to be an idiot to not commit to the lick if the opportunity presented itself!

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2022

08

Sep

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print of the Day

Here’s some Kendall Jenner in some tight panties, that may or may not be showing off her fat pussy that you know her dad moulded and had made out of silicone and stapled on the fleshy mound where his dick was!

I don’t know what they are selling, but I know that as a Kardashian affiliate, they are selling something, it’s their hustle, best pitchmen in the history of consumerism, who had the help of mindless internet manipulation, but that still took advantage of tricking people into buying ALL their shit they are paid to push, like soulless monsters they are!

I do know that because of the Kendalls of the world, the normies who don’t have brains of their own, do the whole pussy print, cameltoe jacked up inside them, and I get to see it in my daily, non internet life, so thanks for that you fucking puppets destroying the world!

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2022

08

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Like a tranny, the best thing about a thong is the thing that makes it a shitty product, because the tranny typically hates her cock and wants it cut off, while dudes into tranny are only there for the cock, only with the thong, it’s that it doesn’t cover the asshole, something you’d want out of a panty, but because of that, we all get to see the asshole behind the thong, and the asshole being the window to the soul, makes for a brilliant design!

Here are some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONGS on a THURSDAY!

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2022

08

Sep

Ashley Benson Wet Dildo of the Day

This is the kind of thing that Lawyers will email me to take down, even though the picture was taken and 99 percent of people who have taken nudes over the last 20 years knew that there was a 99 percent chance that the pictures would be seen, would be shared, would be posted, who cares!

It is an oversharing world, so why be mad that we get to see what COULD be you hot tits, or more importantly, YOUR WET DILDO that you’re sending out to whoever you are sexting cuz you’re horny and bored, with resources to masturbate all day!

I appreciate the wetness on the DILDO, but would rather see it stretching her out, is it big enough to make those lip grips, we’ll never know!

I mean, since she’s not a pure lesbian, there’s likely been large cock in her at least once, they can’t all have cocks as disappointingly small as you, but I guess even being a pure lesbian would mean stretching out still happens, with fists, or construction boots, or other non penis shaped phalluses!

The point of the story is Ashley Benson is more interesting, even though 99 percent of women have dildos they fuck, it’s better when it is owned by someone who was on TV once or twice!

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2022

08

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty drops are arguably the best game on the internet!

Those late night TV show cucks that are bought and paid for, pushing bullshit agendas as they chase viral clips from viral games, instead of having a meaningful fake conversation with the talent they bring on, should look into the bringing the Titty Drop to primetime in efforts to keep themselves relevant as they compete with the porno we’re all distracted by and prefer watching than Fallon playing pin the tail on the donkey, which would only be fun if Jennifer Lawrence was the donkey being pinned!

The point of the story is that there is no prize in the titty drop, just the thrill of doing it, the validation of doing it, the fitting it with the others who do it, and that is pure and honest, in a fake clickbait based world, that means something, a by means something, I mean it MEANS we get to see their TITTY!

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2022

08

Sep

Amanda Cerny Pussy Slip of the Day

Amanda Cerny was the least memorable Playboy Playmate who ended up finding VINE and all the now billionaire Vine stars to partner up with and play the hot chick, which worked out so well for her, that NO ONE remembered how bad she was at Playboy!

Well, like all the other whores out there, she’s selling exclusive content to her 1 billion fans, why wouldn’t tyou, the money is easy, the content a fucking joke, I mean this isn’t even as clever as the worst Vine was, so you know she’s just being a lazy money grubber, since she did manage to maintain an active Vine when it mattered, but why bother, when all you have to do is show off your fat pussy lips from behind, busting out of the thong-like panty!

Does anyone care? Who cares, it is posted!

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2022

08

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I don’t really know the context of this video, but I do think it’s pretty aspirational, you know something to hope and dream for, something to wish you can get involved in, or even just experience as a spectator one day, but the only chick you know is your mom and aunt, so it’d be pretty awkward to coordinate! I guess you could always save up your welfare checks and invest in a few whores to cast as the tits, maybe it’ll go viral and make you rich like that Ocean Spray tikok guy!

It is just a bunch of girls getting hosed down the way nature intented for the kind of dude who has a spoiler on his pick-up truck, I mean, this is what dreams are fucking made of!

Tanlines are nature’s highlighter that if they are from the sun are actually hot, so long as the woman isn’t old and leathery like a pile of bones in Florida waiting to die like the QUEEN!

DOES that means KING CHARLES will be on our Canadian money, more reason to END cash to control the population with digital currency, even though CASH is KING, along with KING CHARLES!

I do not believe in global warming, I think there is an attack on the SUN, because they don’t like us getting the messages the sun sends us, since that’s the foundation of all life on this simulation we call earth!

I do not believe in the toxic chemicals they tell us to protect us from the sun, or the chemicals to stain skin, but who cares what I believe in, TAN LINES are amazing!

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