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2022

07

Nov

Kendall Jenner See Through Dress of the Day

While looking at Kendall Jenner’s bare ass with some scorpion tattoo (scroll down), or seeing her in some sheer dress with part of her tits out, there’s a funny conspiracy that she was born a man, since she’s had a bunch of work done and has manipulated her face in some Kardashian level of Witch Craft that got Bruce to cut his dick off….

As much as I wish she was a tranny, tricking the public into jerking off to her, not knowing she has a dick, while they know she does, making it a real LOL to the insiders…..

I far prefer that they used a mould of her pussy, like when they make the pornstar fleshlights, to build out Bruce’s cunt from his inverted penis / ball sack….

You know it is potentially the first pussy that Bruce built, before Kylie and his own…and there’s something magical about that since he’s an Olympic hero from the cereal boxes

I can’t figure out if she’s hot or not, but she’s definitely hot for a Kardashian and since they are the modern PAGAN god the direct to consumer NPC of social media worship and buy into anything they sell, at least endorse the long, lean, hot one…..because she’s semi-believable, while the rest are just fat midget trolls turned into muppets that I don’t like to believe anyone finds hot, until I leave my house and see 50% of women with faces as jacked up as theirs. GOOD JOB DEMONS.

In other Kendall news – here she is hiding the Tuck

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2022

07

Nov

Kate Hudson in a Towel of the Day

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Kate Hudson is Rock Hudson’s love child that was created after a guy who he fucked up the ass cum-farted out his cum in the hot tub at some exclusive industry party that Goldie Hawn was at, not realizing that she’d get knocked up being nude in the tub, but embracing the child….old Hollywood – you know how it is….

I never found Kate Hudson all that hot, I thought she was just an industry created puppet or clone used to take on the shitty roles they would have wanted Goldie to be in if she wasn’t so fucking old….you know the Rom Com non actor that’s just there cuz she’s a chick in the industry…connected.

I do remember the first time I found out she existed, it was in Architectural Digest in the late 90s, and her family had a cottage in Canada that I thought about scuba diving to see her pussy in action, but never put that together and they’ve since left their Canada cottage…..

But that doesn’t mean she’s stopped her pussy in action, the 40 something, now billionaire who cashed in on direct to consumer active-wear which blew the fuck up in the pandemic, may not have been impressive in any of her movies, she may not have been impressive enough for Owen Wilson to suicide over her….but she’s still out here whoring like a teen rebelling at all the Hollywood night clubs pre-internet, where she was getting railed and eventually knocked up at a young age….only now on the internet…FUN…

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2022

07

Nov

Nadine Velazquez Ass of the Day

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Most people forgot Nadine Valazquez, who is some 44 year old who has been in a handful of shows and movies because that’s what happens when you’re typecast by the racist Hollywood pretending that they have diversity, or using different ethnicities to tell their stories in racist ways, while paying them handsomely and distracting the audience with the glitz and glam so they don’t notice….

If you don’t tell them, they don’t notice, because if you think about their play with the black little mermaid, you’d almost forget that the general population didn’t give a fuck when they made Brandy, who is black, Cinderella and the Prince a Filipino actor….NO ONE cared and that was in 1997….so you have to fucking wonder what brainwashing they’ve done to fuck with everyone’s head so hard that all of a sudden they do care….because they know it’s pandering.

Anyway, whether casting Nadine as the hot latin actress or not was typecasting, pandering or propaganda doesn’t matter, because she’s apparently back on TV after 3-4 years of being in nothing, so we can assume this is her getting noticed with her won propaganda…still hot with that ass and titties.

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2022

07

Nov

Lily-Rose Depp Sex on The Beach of the Day

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I’ve always thought that Lily Rose Depp was pretty hot, at least since she surfaced as a celebrity trying to make it in America, which I am sure is easier now that brands have totally forgotten that her dad was cancelled for being abusive to his wife, since it’s just that easy in America….if you’re rich, you can turn everyone over to your side even if you’re a piece of shit celebrity….even if you’re a woman beater…just make the woman out to be more evil than you with the help of the deep pockets at Disney who helped stage the trial, to clear his name, so that he can make them billions of dollars with more Pirates movies. The world likes Johnny Depp….

Well, I like his entitled brad daughter, now that her cankles look a little slimmed out, while she does a modedl walk in Miami for a Chanel event, because she’s from France and works with Chanel, so this is her hustle.

She’s working on being taken seriously as an actress, I would prefer if her rebelling was more being vapid cunt on social media with an onlyfans, not that being an actress isn’t vapid cunt behavior, it’s that her selling pics of her asshole instead of trying to be high end industry, would get us the nudes, since all OnlYFans content is leaked online for free for perverts like us….

Point of the story, this is the kind of girl you’d have no choice but to expose yourself to if she was walking by you in this outfit….not because she’s asking for it, but because you’re a degenerate pervert with no self control and this look crossed the brain blood barrier of holding your load in…the wet dream while awake kind of dream girl…

This video is from the legend Miami Paparazzi you should all Follow PICHICHI PIXX

Here she is in some Illuminati swimsuit….

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2022

07

Nov

The Pussy Wiper is the Instagram Reel of the Day

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This video was posted on Instagram 2 weeks ago. It has over 100,000 views and you can basically see what looks like half a pussy lip doing a windshield wiper in a storm, or a window washer’s squeegee far better than the squeegee the dirty punk kids on city street corners trying to mess up your car for spare change with their piss soaked squeegees, but still an insane video for Zuckerberg’s platform that deleted about 4-6 of my accounts over the years for far less raciness….calling ME out to be pornographic….and breaking my spirits and my money making opportunities as a meme influencer on the platform early on….

The world may be unfair, we may be on the bottom, but if this shit now slips through the degenerate cracks of a degenerate platform filled with degenerates promoting their porn sites….we’re probably not a better people for it, but it’s fun to way the degeneracy lead to collapse….

The models name is IVA, she’s fun.

Posted in:Videos

2022

07

Nov

Hot Chick Gets Wild in Kentucky and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Hot Chick Gets Wild in Kentucky Part 2

VR Gone South

Being the Funny Friend…..

People Rocking the Slot Machines

Traditional Dick Slap for Stability

Modern Day Shopping

Fuck Your Job

Body Shop Worker…

California Mall Life

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

07

Nov

Lera the Gymnast and Other TikThots of the Day

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What Level do you Reach

Flexible Kicker

Slutty Wife

Idiotic Dancer

what is the booty up to?

Fitness Walker

Just Trying on Jeans

Mainland Girl vs Hawaii Girl

Walking Out of the Water

Breaking and Entering

Squats!

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

05

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if the COVID storyline is officially over, there are still a lot of people walking the streets in masks, dropping dead after their 6th experimental shot, and likely have a deep rooted HATE for the people who didn’t get the shot for going against what they were told by people they don’t know who don’t have their best interest in mind…..

I do know that they are complaining about staff shortages, other diseases or “viruses” if you actually believe in the germ THEORY which is still just a THEORY….and don’t think every chronic illness is from detoxing and parasites…..so I guess people are still getting sick, just not dying fast enough, or dying in ways that they can lock us back in our houses and ban us from society while they all get rich….

I have seen vaccine mandates being dropped, called illegal, opening doors to sue your employers for firing you, maybe even suing your employer for forcing you to get a shot, basically lining everyone up for a total collapse of society….

But with that, I guess all the medical works know that they either have time now that they aren’t heroes in a pandemic to get naked, or that they are going to need to stack up as much money as possible because of the collapse, and what better way than selling nudes to people who just want to support their health care heroes as pay pigs…

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2022

05

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I don’t think there’s anything with jerking off to a tit doing what it was designed to do, except when there’s a kid latched onto said tit in public, but there’s that moment of pulling the tit out and putting the tit away, where the kid is out of the frame, allowing you to masturbate to it freely….

I just saw a stream of Youtube videos of kids breast feeding with millions of views, they just showed me it in the feed because they know it’s MILKY TIT monday, as they know everything, and I thought….I bet way too many dudes jerk off to this….

Which is why I like to present the MILKY tit by the new enough mom, who is nutritious and delicious, sexualizing her milky tits, in a controlled environment, so you don’t have to be a weirdo when getting off to milky tits like a husband who hasn’t fucked his wife since she got pregnant despite her new found tits.

In the natural world, you know producing milk to feed new life, to help them grow into stronger humans, even though in a modern world, the tit milk is probably polluted, toxic, rancid and definitely not organic or nutrient dense…since we’re all being killed out here…..

But even in this modern world, a swelled up tit that you can eat from is exciting, for inflation savings at the grocery store, bitch comes with her own meal, to big engorged tits being big and engorged….

It’s really a winning formula, and I’d like to spend my retirement running a breast milk dairy farm, just a bunch of milky tits on breast pumps like Jersey cows for profit….ENTREPRENEURIAL DREAMS…..I got a few.

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

05

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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My friend STEPHAN sent me a MEME that I don’t have anymore, but it basically said something like MILFS talk a big game until you try to get them into positions their bodies can’t handle, because they are old as shit and their flexibility in the legs are gone are as blown out as the elasticity in the pussy from being a old as shit MILF, but the truth is, MILF having been through child birth, having something to prove, having egos or a want to be wanted after years of not being wanted because of puke up on their shirts, power the fuck through….MIND over matter and nothing their YOGA and PILATES can’t fix….especially since they are of the harder working generation of struggle to get where you need to go….and if being hot, fuckable while old and damaged is your goal, you do what you gotta do…

The youngere generation are the fat lazy ones, but girls do start breeding at 20 years old now, at least the modest Christian wives ready for that real fulfilling family values life, or the sugar baby who lands the right rich guy, so NOT all MILFS are old broken bitches…..NOT all babes are abortion activists getting pregnant just for the “BODY COUNT” of actual babies killed, while getting a BODY COUNT of cock they’ve had in em….so MILF is a catch all term, some old as shit, tired as shit, lazy as shit, others hot as shit, fit as shit, even when old as shit…and the whole thing can be magical depending on how insecure they are with their baggage, or how busy they are with their kids, giving you that 2 hour window every second window to BONE….

Here are some MILFS…

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