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2022

13

Oct

Ashley Benson Tits of the Day

I don’t know why Ashley Benson has decided to start sexualizing herself again, but it’s been about a decade of her being a dumpy, lazy loooking, sloth living off her hit TV show she lucked out on getting money….

Maybe it’s some superpowers she sucked out of the vagina in the lesbian relationship she was in, or maybe the return to cock filled her with energy and male hormones that made her want to put her big titties to work, but whatever it is, the pussy eating dick whore, you know because she wants a bit of anything and everything, which is the same energy she likely applied to her fat years of overeating actual food, not the pussy that she also overate…..

ANYWAY, she’s involved in brands, she’s involved in new movies that probably suck, she’s going out in her signature mind control hair color, all made up like a ditch pig with lipstick on….and she’s got sloppy enough tits to get us through it all…

There may not be nipple, so it’s just cleavage, which is very pre-internet so we jerk off to cleavage since full tit isn’t available, but you know, that’s good enough for me, since I don’t plan on jerking off to slop hole Benson….but I will stare at her tits.

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2022

13

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I guess the thong was designed by someone like me, who realized that women don’t shit, so why give them such a large underwear that gives them such an aggressively panty-line, when you can instead just make a panty that barely covers the asshole, since there’s no shit to be caught escaping said asshole, since women don’t shit. I’m talking traditional women, vagina-card carrying women, not the prostate owning women that are taking over for women, because those motherfuckers shit huge manly shits, no estrogen pill strong enough to turn a digestive system from a man into a woman no matter how many Kardashian face injections a motherfucker gets, or how hard he tucks his dick into his ass until it falls out and BRUCE JENNERS……

So yeah, shame the full back panty girls, replace it with a thong, clever work by the guy who owned Victoria’s Secret and the NOTORIOUS PLANE that didn’t get anyone “Deplatformed”……

Plus, the thong allows for a asshole flash, which in an asshole obsessed society, that I think is morphing into an incest obsessed society, it’s the SFW clothed way to show off an asshole, and that’s always the “I’ve seen all she has to offer” in the sexting relationship orifice, being handed out for free, like ANAL on the first date, or first day on the porn job, NOTHING left to upsell, and that’s always GREAT to bargain shoppers like me.

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2022

13

Oct

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

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The only reason I know who Jordyn Jones is, because she started posting her pasty white dancing ass the her white trash family sold to the entertainment industry when she was a kid, which for whatever reason got her a following that she could sell her half naked pasty white dance ass to. What could be an accomplished young lady, reduced to her panty pics, because that’s the direction she chose to go.

It’s this weird why bother trying to have a mainstream existence even though you are mainstream from being on tv since she was a kid, when you can get perverts to throw 20 dollars a month at her for panty pics…..which is really just by design, because the system wants all the young girls you think would follow her, I mean the child dance show would hopefully be targeting young girls and not nude subscribers, but yeah, it all helps push the sell nudes, get half naked on the internet….that’s the dream….which is weird for people like me who remember girls not sending nudes for fear it would end up on being SHOWN to your friends, not even scared it’d be uploaded to the internet, now all just put it out there and hope for the best….weird, but you get to see a juicy white ass begging for attention and if it takes effort away from us, it is a good thing….

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2022

13

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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If you give a woman an excuse to show her tits, it seems like she’ll jump on it as quickly as she fucking can, because clothing is a construct of the patriarchy man, and pulling a tit out is just so liberating, the ultimate fuck you to us men….in a “You stare at our tits in shirts all day like perverts that make us feel sexualized and objectified, well fuck you, I’m not going to take it anymore, I’m just going to pull my tit out and take ownership on it”…..in some backwards logic that actually benefits us titty lovers A LOT.

I guess if you give women a trending game, making flashing their tits fun, it’s even easier to get them to flash the tits for a cheap thrill, because they are just playing a game, and based on all those obnoxious signs they like “It’s Wine O’Clock” or “Family” or some other stupid pun wall art from Walmart , you know that women as a species don’t have the capacity to have their own taste, or opinion, they just go with what they think is right, and lucky for you, that’s become flashing tit!

I don’t know where this energy was when I was coming up and forced to just stare at tits in shirts, but this is evolution of the human species before our vary eyes! Women reducing themselves to TITS for their own empowerment. BRILLIANT!

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2022

13

Oct

Rumer Willis Cleavage of the Day

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I’ve probably been making fun of Rumer Willis since she was 18 years old and shocked the world being so fucking ugly despite having two really famous parents, because people don’t realize that Bruce Willis as a chick, is not going to be a hot thing – even though the women of the 90s thought that Bruce Willis as a man was some kind of stud, it was before his brain rotted out from what we’ll assume was a vaccine injury, since I blame everything on Vaccine Injuries…..

You’d think that all these years later I’d have grown out of my asshole, make fun of rich and famous bitches because kick them when they’re up, but as it turns out, I’m sill here….and if Rumer and her asymmetrical Picasso looking face, now with a weird wet look hair cut that I’d expect to see on some weird genderless girl drinking out of a sippy cup in a safe space while hugging her teddy bear, you know the world is filled with stunted half retard weirdos….I can be reminded of how she may have a trust fund, a fat inheritance coming her celebrity child-way, but she’s really not impressive at all, and this is even after all the work she’s had done, following her mom’s lead….and it always reminds me of the Chinese guy who sued his wife who gave him an ugly baby because she had tons of surgery before meeting him and he had no idea that at the genetic CORE she was a monster…..

I am all for nepotism, but like it better when the nepotism doesn’t work, becasue you know RUMER wishes she was like a Lily Rose Depp getting movie deals, except, she’s left out back to work CRAFT services….WHERE SHE BELONGS…but hey, she’s rich and people probably like her in hopes they get to hang with her mom doing whippets until they drown in her pool….trying to SMELL Ashton’s dried cum in her dead cunt….YOU KNOW ROMANCE.

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2022

13

Oct

Weird Street Brawl in Toronto and other stepNEWS of the Day

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If You Don’t Like Being Mugged – You’re the Problem

Rapper Ginuwine or However You Spell His Name Almost Drowned for Cris Angel – MIND FREAK

I WIll Fuck You RIGHT HERE

Walmart Brawl to Remind You Walmart is the Worst Place On Earth

Naked Runner

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

13

Oct

Chiropractor Fetish Video of the Day

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In today’s video, Slava Semeshko, the Youtube Chiropractor who figured out bringing in his Eastern European clients for some treatments, so long as they wear skimpy bikinis, you know, so the clothing doesn’t get in the way of the instructional demonstration that makes it safe for Youtube Monetization, while allowing weirdos with chiropractic fetishes to jerk off, because hot half named Eastern European chicks are worth jerking off to, even if they aren’t in niche fetish videos.

Anyway, this video came out last month and has 7 million views, since Slava has 1 million subscribers and Yulia looks like she liked it…..

I am sure I knew this existed, but it just came up in my Youtube feed and it made me laugh, remembering Youtube, like all things on the internet is a porn site people jerk off to, and always has been…..

Here’s another one:

And Alina

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2022

13

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s cold as shit here, but French Canadian strippers have always found a way to have some of the trashiest tans from the tanning beds or now the tanning sprays to really make you feel like you’re at a 3 star resort in Cuba where you get herpes on your face from the hot tub and not from the hookers you’ve rented for the month long adventure that is only costing you about 750 dollars including airfare and food because you don’t fear disgusting hotels, because you live in filth and it doesn’t come with a beach.

These are not French Canadian strippers, but clearly they know that some of us like the tanlines, so they’re bringing them for us to pretend that it’s not cold as shit here, and if that isn’t important work, I don’t know what is….but regardless of whether that is important work, I still don’t know what important work is, because when it comes down to it, all work seems pretty fucking useless, but tanlines highlight the good parts, which seems pretty fucking useful.

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2022

13

Oct

What in the Chuckie Weirdness and Other TikThots of the Day

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Hot Outfit

Big Booty

Cosplay Girl

Weird Dancer

Back Spring

Wake Surfer Steals a Girl’s Wave

Squats

Flexible Chick

Kitchen Shorts

Showing off Different Positions

Another Flexible Bitch

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2022

12

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was watching Survivor because I’ve been a big Survivor fan since it first came out, I haven’t watched every season, because I’m not a lame ass faggot who sits at home glued to the TV the last 22 years, I just grew into that, but I have been watching since the pandemic and they’ve gone fully woke and it’s fucking annoying. Every contestant gives their victim sob story about their race, color, religion, gender, sexual preference, because they have struggles people!

Then out of boredom, I watched a season from about 4 years ago, with a gay, with an asian, with a black guy who won, and not one of them whined about the struggles they feel as the black, gay, asian they are…..so in the last 4 or 5 years, we’ve gone from “I’m here to win” to some bullshit about representation and seeing people like them on TV, reading some woke script, like there was never famous gays, blacks, asians in the world or like there was never content around that, because twitter decided that.

It’s a joke, it’s a trap, don’t get sucked into their propaganda and lies and make things fun again, because group therapy is not interesting to me, unless it’s for sex addicts because I am a pervert into hearing sluts tell their slut stories!

It’s SURVIVOR NIGHT motherfuckers!!

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Em Rata Lights up Social Media
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Julianne Hough’s Spa Day
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Doom Patrol’s Diane Guerrero Selfies her Bikini Top
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Charlie XCX has Pokies
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1991 Bridget Fonda Tits
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Demi Rose’s Bare Booty
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How to Screw Up Your Life Using the Internet
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Molly Caudery UK Pole Vaulter
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Debbie St Pierre is Wonder Woman
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Brandy is Recovering in Hospital
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Taxi Drivers in SF Have No Drivers
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Rescue Pigeon Fetches
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Scorpion vs Spider
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EV Hummer Leaves Owner Stranded
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Candice Swanepoel Bringss her Latest Bikini Release
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The Viral Darney Holmes Video is Hilarious
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Fails Compilation
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Paratroopers Land in Funny Places
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Electric Arc
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Football Team Gets Baptized Together
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Tom Brady Buys a Pickleball Team
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Bushman Prank
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1965 Tour De France Footage
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Impossible Hill Climb
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The Emotional Marty and Doc Reunion
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Hip Model Alyssia’s Got the Best Outfit!
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Kylie Jenner Does Batman
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Genie Bouchard Quits in Transylvania
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Lewis Hamilton’s Crash
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Idiot Drivers
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17 Time Toe – Wrestling Champ Retires
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Taylor Swift In Public
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Kaitlyn Dever in a School Girl Outfit
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Chloe Grace in a Slutty Outfit
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Elizabeth Banks in a Photoshoot
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Candice Swanepoel in a Weird Photoshoot
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Rita Ora’s 2016 Nude Shoot Revisited
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Bella Heathcote Cleavage
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Skinny Lily Collins at an Event
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Kaia Gerber Skinny legs
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Miranda Kerr at Some Launch Party
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Addison Rae Ass in Shorts
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Kelly Brooke in Wizard of Oz Cosplay
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21 Shit Days
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How Nudists Stay Warm
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BIG BOOBS
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BUTT PLUG
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Classic Motorcycle Ride
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Girls PEEING
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Weird Anime Girl on the Suction Dildo
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Nude model Gab
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21 More Shit Days
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Weird Wizard Girl and the Dragon Dildo
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Sideboob Down the Street
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Lilah Naked
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Where does she keep the shampoo
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Cosplay Pussy
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Daisy the Slut
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Where is The Shaving Cream
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Olivia Page Strips Down
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I wonder what she is watching
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Pawg Riding
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depth Defying
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Naked Gabi
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