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2022

15

Nov

Madonna’s Freakish Nipple Sneaks onto Instagram of the Day

I am late to the game on this one, because part of me wants to believe it didn’t happen, not because I fear old nasty nipples, but because I remember thinking Madonna in her prime had hot nipples when she was doing a lot of work to influence the female hive mind to be more sexual in a time they needed that kind of degeneracy.

She’s become more of a parody, or a performance art project in her sitting on her pile of money, aging out old and not gracefully, and with that comes a lot of weird content….

One could argue that she was a troll back when she was being controverisal in the 80s and 90s and continues to be a troll, because it pays.

One could argue the big weird nipples she’s posted to her instagram are prosthetic and not the real deal…since they were never so big…but with all the jacking herself up, who can be sure of anything on the internet….I mean is this even Madonna or a tranny they brought into replace her.

The good news is nipples on instagram always win and no matter how hard I ignore them, they always seem to work their way onto the site…even if I am not sure they are actually nipples….in which case…what are they besides creepy as shit….who cares.

Posted in:Madonna

2022

15

Nov

Sofia Vergara’s Butt Shot Selfie of the Day

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It’s funny when a career prostitute, who is arguably not a prostitute, and who likely thinks she is not a prostitute, but to those who have exchanged opportunities for a chance to motorboat her big Colombian tits, they may have another story….and does it ever really end with a good motorboating, that’s just what happens in the flirting phase of the date before the real deals are made.

Unless she extorted her way into the industry at 40 years old with her thick accent and tits thanks to her her drug lord family back in Colombia that used to monster tits as drug mules to get their product into Hollywood, the cocaine hub of degeneracy in America….

Which is always possible, but maybe they just needed a stereotypical spanish speaking character for their shitty modern family, for Hollywood level inclusivity….who knows….

What we do know is she is rich as shit, and as part of being a rich as shit famous as shit, set of big tits, who also has an ass, Walmart has partnered with her, knowing her audience of NETWORK TV watching morons are the kind of audience they want to trick into thinking Walmart is a fashion brand. Funny angle.

More interestingly, her Walmart campaign involves some user generated selfie content, meaning she’s like a low level slutty influencer, but instead of skinny tea pushing for 500 dollars, she’s making millions with slutty butt shots and it’s all so low quality from people with budget, that it’s almost offensive, like more offensive than an outraged blue hair on tiktok, because reducing yourself to easy cuz it works, instead of doing good, is just the way we enslave society into being morons….

At least there is a butt shot!

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2022

15

Nov

Topless Protestors and other stepNEWS of the Day

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LA Bus Ride

Cement Truck Fail

Bus Driver Fail

Making Changes in the World!

Brawl!

Alexa Fart

Trans Ugly

Being Homophobic is Not a Choice

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

15

Nov

Britney Spears is Dead Bikini Bottom Crazy Dance of the Day

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Set to some demonic sounding Gregorian chant this shit is set to, but it is probably fitting, since I am convinced that Britney is either dead, institutionalized, or programmed to be on this dancing like possessed monster loop until her handlers can move back in and get her on stage doing this for paying customers and fans.

I do not believe the Free Britney movie was a real thing, I mean sure it was a real thing, but after 15 years of no one caring that she was entrapped, it was weird timing that all of a sudden they cared….after all the concerts they went to and Britney content they interacted with, it took 15 years to say “something is off”….

Now, I don’t know when Britney was killed off, or when they found this body double, because it really doesn’t feel like the same Britney to me…..but I guess it’d be hard to figure that out, since it may have never been the original Britney….

What I do know is that this shit is shot in her old house, that she pretends she goes to, without the paparazzi seeing her there…..and that it feels like old creepy content being repurposed making it more creepy.

Kept alive, or kept to look like a nutjob, through social media….but I’ll still watch the dancing monkey dance….DANCE MONKEY DANCE…..since she doesn’t have her PANTS on!!

Posted in:Britney Spears

2022

15

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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We may be in a big titty obsessed society that makes having big tits an easy marketing tool for girls with big tits, you know all you need is the big tits and you can get rich, or be a owned woman to a rich guy, which provides you that lifestyle you have been brainwashed to want…..

But that doesn’t mean that Tiny Tits don’t matter. They are hot….they are just left for the lower budget sugar daddies, because all the big tits get swept up first, so their lifestyle is more upper middle class when done right, maybe they even hold actual jobs to help pay the bills….which is hotter than being a pile of big tits laying there being served like you’re about to get pissed on at a Hummus party in DUBAI….

Tiny tits are for the most part just as hot, more symmetrical, with easier to manage shit stain nipples….they just aren’t BIGGER than your head, so not as easy to market to a bunch of half retards, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t as amazing, even if for a more sophisticated titty fan….the mindless titty fans make up the majority….so that leaves the tiny tits as the “one man’s trash is another man’s gold”….

Keep those tiny tit content coming! Support the Tiny Tits in your life, neighborhood, social media feeds. Togethe we can elevate the tiny tits to the glory they deserve…but that they always fall short of reaching thanks to those bastard big titties…

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Posted in:TINY TITS

2022

15

Nov

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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Here’s some artsy bullshit pictures for an artsy bullshit magazine that will likely sue me when they realize that that I posted their images on my NOT FOR PROFIT WEBSITE that takes an ORIGINAL spin on what POP CULTURE is FEEDING us because that is MY ART, I just don’t need to be naked, in black and white, wearing stupid 90s raver space boots that are making a comeback to pull it off all I need is THESE WORDS…

Now, Stella Maxwell started out as some genderless weird, uneven tit, hipster fashion model, all tall and skinny, but then one day she said “I’d rather be a bimbo” so she played the lesbian card, grew some tits magically, got cast by Victoria’s Secret and now people jerk off to her….

She also positioned herself in the scene, playing the lesbian girlfriend to A-Listers who need to pretend to be lesbians in order to get cast, if you’re not BI than you’re a LIE, if you don’t push the agenda and promote family programming like a Christian, then Hollywood has no room for you, so when you do go dyke for effect, you do it with a VS model, because it’s better than a blue hair in construction boots crying about abortions and trans brunches….

You know, pretty lesbianism….makes having your pussy eaten for your career optics is better than fucking Ellen.

Anyway, skinny tall model with her tits censored in her nude shoot, almost where it needs to be.

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2022

15

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s Tight Pant Tuesday, which is a celebration of the ladies of the internet who are showing off their tight pants, because we can’t just spend our days reading descriptions of Harvey Weinstein’s fleshy, fish-like, cut off and sewed back on, gangrenous, testicles strapped to his leg, orange cum generating cock that the media seems to love talking about and that his accusers seem to remember so well considering he allegedly raped them from behind…

You know, sometimes, like when doing menial chores or errands, the tight pants are the MUCH needed relief….that help us release….

So here are some TIGHT PANTS TUESDAY..because bitches, they wear tight pants but that doesn’t mean you can rape them, but if you do because they are wearing seductive clothing that shows off their cunts, they’ll remember your dick in detail for 25 years, even if you do them from behind…..so you better not….

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2022

15

Nov

Creeper on the Beach and Other TikThots

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Creeper Beach Walk

Creeper on the Beach Walk Again

More Creeper – More Beach

Booty Model Teaching Fitness

Shuffle Dances Must Die

Watch her Get Dressed

Trampoline Bitch

For the Feet Bros

Stretch Up

Posted in:Videos

2022

15

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It may be cold as shit here, but I am alway willing to stare a girls showing off their bathing suits, because that’s the kind of open minded pervert I am….sure, I can’t go to the beach, I am locked inside in the cold, but that doesn’t mean I can’t help a bitch decide what she should wear to the beach, or at least just stare at what she decides to wear to the beach and give her feedback like “NICE BOBS”….”How much to sext”….”pull your titties out”….”no bend over and touch your toes”…..to which they won’t respond because they are just pictures, I realize that, I am not a crazy person……

But it’s like I am a selfless hero regardless….this is hero shit…and you can be a hero too.

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Posted in:swimsuit

2022

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s safe to say that the internet has everyone thinking the world is a terrible, miserable, unhappy, divided, angry, shitty place and the internet may be right, but the way around that, the life hack around that, the strategy around that, is to not pay any attention and you will see that most people aren’t trying to be angry or trying to fight, but are totally ready to rock out the potential apocalypse with their tits out having a good fucking time….because really, why get caught up in bullshit, when there are tits out having a good time…..

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Hailee Steinfeld Big Cleavage Selfie
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Dr Stephanie Marie Pavilonis Topless on the Beach
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Nina Agdal’s Football Sunday
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Rebecca Black’s Nipples in New Video
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Halle Berry Shares 90s Lingerie Throwback
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Lady Gaga Topless Pic with a Friend
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Princia G Nude Photoshoot
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Lizzo Has a New HBO Doc
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TikTok Girl Says She is Too Pretty to Work
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Bebe Rexha Makes the Worst Dressed List
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Karen Screams at Dunkin Drive Through
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Nick Cannon Has Baby 12
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NFL Wife Says His Money is Her Money
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Gisele has a New husband
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Man Buys People tickets to Go Home for Thanksgiving!
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News Anchors Jokes Progressively Get Worse
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Plus Sized Model Slammed For Wearing Inappropriate Outfit at Disney
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Topless Model Ellie in Black and White
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Jasmine Tookes Tits Out at an Event
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Haley Kalil Big Tits Busting Out at an Event
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Miranda Kerr Tits Out at an Event
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Selena Gomez Walks the Street
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Tove Lo Tits On Stage
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Throwback Rita Ora Topless Shoot
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Dua Lipa is Hot in Concert
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Amanda Seyfried’s Legs Through a Sheer Dress
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Lohan in a Dress
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Baby Got Back
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Little Guy Fucks Thighs
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Mental Mondays
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Massive Titty Flash
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Dick Suck in Nature
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Lesbians Get Fuck On
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Big Toy Girl
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29 People Having a Shit Day
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Masturbating Masturbator
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Bitches Be Crazy
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3 Naked Porn Chicks
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Scary Mask girl Oiling her Ass
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Amateur Fucks
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Casting Couch with Some Babe
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Big Tits Taste Herself
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Popular Porn Chick of the Day
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