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2022

11

Nov

Olivia Culpo Nude of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures of Olivia Culpo are from,, I may have already posted them, but don’t remember because there are no longer iconic moments in pop culture, there are a series of 1000s upon 1000s of people doing all they can to be as famous as they can and on the way up, or maintaing being on the top, they do lame thirsty for attention shit like stripping down, assuming they are high profile enough to not be selling nudes on exclusive content sites.

Olivia Culpo has somehow managed to turn being a pageant whore, into being a pussy celebs like the Jonas brothers, who she uses their dicks as investments into her pussy, because they come with an ROI….

In her case, she packaged herself as a fashion icon, before deciding to be a football wife and has at least 2 or 3 public relationships with football players who run through her….

High profile hustlin’ as a trashy, attention seeking, influencer….

She currently has taken her scam to TV with her own show I am sure no one will watch, but she’s trying to be her best version of a Kardashian, so she won’t let it die in the water, self promotion, no matter how shameless pays well.

So this is her nude with designer purses cuz she’s one of them fancy whores, like when your stripper has CHANEL earrings on and you know you’re in for a fucking lap dance ride that is going to fucking cost you….

She’s leaving out her blown out labia, which is unfortunate….

She’s also leaving out her probably fake tits….also unfortunate….

But you can see skin, and fake lips for a fake as a fuck person, so there’s taht.

All these bitches are full on psychopaths.

She was out for the paparazzi crying for attention in a slut dress – YOU CAN SEE THE PICS HERE

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2022

11

Nov

Anaya Taylor Joy Latina in Bed of the Day

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I have no idea how long headed pony girl Anya Taylor Joy, who identifies as a LATINA because she was born in Miami and her parents were white / euro Argentinians, since everyone needs a fucking angle these days….and apparently that’s one of her angles…

I don’t know how she became as famous as she has, at least she’s skinny and all, but seriously, an A-Lister with all this hype around her and awards around her, seems pretty fucking suspicious, she must be friends or owned by someone who runs Hollywood….maybe human trafficked by handlers she identifies as her parents…bred for this shit….

But we’ll run with her “I was discovered at the mall by a top fashion agent and boom – I ended up in Hollywood”…..

That’s how it works…FOR NO ONE…it is an inside job…

Anywya, the overhyped long face who is at least skinny is in bed, with some 70s outfit and shoes and her little tits are exposed in the bra…so whatever.

The system is rigged, so we just have to take what they feed us.

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2022

11

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I don’t see a point in clothing, unless you can see what the girl in the clothing looks like outside of the clothing….even the fat chicks….I want TRUTHS, I want NO LIES….if anything I’d rather see clothing BANNED from society, let ladies face the element, so the rest of us can see them nude by default, not the other way around…

Clearly society fucked up because there was a tribal time in our history when everyone walked around naked, except for when there was a special ceremony or to fight off the weather, it’s what GOD wants for us….

Clothing is the oppressive construct of man, trying to act civilized or dignified or decent….which is NOT our human heritage or instinct…so all these clothes wearing women who don’t post the nudes up first are breaking human tradition and giving into the RIGGED system they protest so much.

Point of the story. GET NAKED. FIGHT THE SYSTEM by letting us jack off to you!

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2022

11

Nov

Jojo has her Tity Glitter On of the Day

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Jojo has big sloppy tits, we know this because when she was a few years into her comeback, when no one but some gays and leftover die hard fans gave a fuck about her, she took to her instagram live during a workout and pulled her tit out, instantly getting noticed because we love big sloppy tits as a society, especially on someone who was a famous child star decades ago…

She has gone onto lingerie model for Rihanna, and as far as I’m concerned that’s about all she’s gone onto to do, but she still posts up her cleavage since they are her marketing hook, weaponizing titties for personal gain, as women do, and I support that hustle. MORE TITS SHOW ME MORE TITS.

Todays titty content is from who the fuck cares, she’s got big cleavage and we’re looking at it, all glammed up. Maybe she’s performing a stage show, she is a touring pop act, that unfortunately doesn’t tour the local strip clubs like porn chicks used to do in the glory days of sex work….

The second most interesting thing about this selfie shoot, besides the titty, is the neck tattoo that has her last name and her native state of New Hampshire’s slogan of “Live Free or Die”, which I assume is to identify the body if some crazed fan leaves her disfigured in a ditch or the woods somewhere, because I can’t see any other reason to brand your last name on you, other than to remind people your name when they forget it. as they fuck you from behind…or when identifying the body….

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2022

11

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet stockings, unlike the original fishnets, used to catch actual fish, is the lingerie that women use when they self-identify as having fishy cunts that need to be captured killed and eaten…but it’d be a lot more fun if it was standard practice to give every man on his 18th birthday a case of fishnets to use to find his future wife out in nature, or on the streets, or in the bar….you know make fishnets matter, give them a function and purpse besides being an accessible lingerie that for whatever reason makes the girl wearing it much hotter, unless she’s an obese goth, in which case…fishnets are terrible and a sign to get into your hunting gathering legacy brain to kill off the predator…

That said, Fishnets are for the most part hot and these are girls showcasing their best fishnet smut….

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2022

11

Nov

Probably Dead Britney Spears Bike Ride of the Day

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Here’s a convincing video for you to think that Britney Spears is alive an well, not in some institution or dead, but instead living her best life in LA while her actor husband profits off her existence putting him on the map.

By the person updating Britney’s instagram’s account, she does this every day, but for some reason the leeches that are the paparazzi who used to climb through dumpsters and break into houses for the celebrity picture, aren’t anywhere to be found….and they are seemingly in public….

I don’t buy that this is recent or that this is Britney, they didn’t show her face, it’s all from behind dude, conspiracy theorist or not, I’m calling body double, the original Britney is NO MORE….

She is also in a mask, no one wears masks anymore and apparently her handlers posted a similar video 2 years ago that people are calling out….

They think we’re stupid, because most of us are….

Her caption for this is:

I do this every morning !!! Some say reality is to escape … I think fantasy is to find a reason to be here !!! Manifest your own world to your liking ? !!! It’s a beautiful gift to have that ability !!! The man on the right sitting on the bench is there every day in the same spot eating a sandwich ? !!! I swear !!! I finally said hi ?? !!!

SUCH A FUCKING LIE….

Her people, that she’s apparently been freed from, also posted these bikini pics…from when she was in French Polynesia in March…ALLEGEDLY..

I looked up some of her content and she is wearing the same bikini in 2019, becasue that’s what celebs like Britney do, they wear the same fucking bikini for 3 fucking years as they aren’t gifted 100s of bikinis a month from every brand around…..

Even if THIS is Britney, why are they posting MARCH content in November….BECAUSE BRITNEY IS DEAD.

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2022

11

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Here are some empowered women showing their confidence in themselves, or their asses, by posting up pics of their full-back panties, knowing that full-back panties were bastardized or treated like the redheaded child and left in the woods to die, because they wanted to market thongs and sexier options to the credit card, debt loving, consumers that find happiness in following trends, which is actually the majority of mindless idiots just trying to fit in, or go unnoticed…..

I’m of the school of thought that any style of panty a girl wears is amazing because it gives me something to imagine taking off or seeing soaked through and even when I find panties on the side of the street, not knowing whether they are a product of rape, a bathroom accident, or just negligence with said panties while changing or getting fucked, I never discriminate based on style. They are all a gift from god….

So here are some FULL BACKS in action…being ALRIGHT.

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2022

11

Nov

Christina Ricci’s Tits from a Few Days Ago of the Day

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I wasn’t going to bother posting these because Christina Ricci has past the age limit permitted on this site, which is apparently more of a sliding scale than anything, because I sneak some old bitches on her if they are doing something slutty or offensive enough…

I am an old fan of Christina Ricci, or at least her tits…..

I remember when she was sold off to the industry as a child, sent to the “Professional School in NYC” where they train these clones and brainwash them to be ready for the industry that rapes their soul, she was Wednesday Addams people….

So that all laid the ground work for when I started caring about her as she transitioned to her adult roles, that started when she was around 18 with some indie movies like Pecker, Buffalo 66, bad girls vibes with her tattoos which at the time were aa big deal, who knows what else by that point we were blinded by her giant tits…..

She ended up going SUPER mainstream, A-List famous, had some kind of melt down, or multiple melt downs, cut her tits off but not like Ellen Page, reduced her tits, becasue they made her look fat…. bred a few kids, left her husband, married her hairdresser, had more kids, and here we are today or a few days….with her tits GROWED back….since she’s doing some kind of comeback tour, being on a hit show and whatever else, but we’re here for the tits she murdered SURVIVING, and showing her that a GOOD thing can’t be KILLED off, no matter how hard she tries…

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2022

11

Nov

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’t think braless girls are feminists…. but we’ll run with it anyway since everyone on the internet identifies as whatever is trending and one of those things is being hot on the internet means you’re some empowered feminist.

I don’t know how producing and selling nudes is empowering,, or how it takes down the patriarchy they are fighting by empowering women to be naked online, if anything it is just destroying the matriarchy by reducing women to naked bodies on the internet you can buy what you want from them without all the bullshit….which is nice for a lazy people….

There was a time when they were previously worshipped for not being naked, because we wanted them naked so badly and it took work to see it so we were respectful to them in our attempts to get there even knowing we’d never get there but maybe they’d get drunk at a Christmas party and dreams would come true….