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2022

10

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

In a life that should be a constant vacation, all laid back by the pool, cooking under the sun, cocktails and titties, rocking that sense of adventure, that lust for life, that seeing new things, that answer to no one, with no responsibilities, turning off your brain to cruise….stress free and filled with fun….

But that isn’t any of those things because the system is rigged and designed to keep everyone miserable….

So tanlines are a nice reminder of what you are working for, slutty half naked exhibitionist girls with tanlines….or what you are going to sell everything you own to live on a 5000 dollar boat and eat fish only to launch a youtube channel about your throwing in the towel on the lie that is the slave life they force on us….where you become a multi-millionaire, who can re-enter society the right way….as a rich person….with a personal brand and engaged audience who finance your existence….

Which is why I bring you the tanlines….a little aspirational pussy to keep you motivated.

I’m like Tony Robbins up in here, sucking at life SO you don’t have to.

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2022

10

Nov

Shaving on the Bus and other stepNEWS of the Day

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Modern Shopping

New Hampshire Beauty Pageant Won by a Dude

Armed Robbery at the Vape Store ends with a “Just Joking”…..

Robber Hits the Glass…

Florida is LIT

Climate Activist Plants Trees in Protest…

Climate Activist Vandalizes Art in Protest….because they are Narcissists Trying to Viral…

Shoot out in the American Streets

Dunkin Tranny

Car in the River….

He’s got a Magic Trick

Fight Fail for Equality

Beach TRICKS

Bra For Biden

She identified as Blind – So Some Friendly Psychopath Helped her Go blind..

Angry at the Drive Thru

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2022

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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When I watch a movie, I want so badly for the main character to be a hot chick, so that I connect with her, so that I want her to win, because when she’s ugly, I just don’t care what happens to her and I shut the fuck down…

When I watch horror movies, it’s all the more important for the chick to be a hot chick that I don’t want to see die, to keep me engaged in the content, because if she’s an ugly chick, I’m rooting for her to die.

The problem with the world, NOT enough hot chicks, they are out there, but not being utilized the way they should be…

And remember you are the slave class, the system is rigged, and not to favor you, so start your own off grid community somewhere, CULT LIFE baby….and make sure there’s not internet, because that shit brain washes dudes to cut off their dicks..KEEP YOUR DICKS….even if the hormones in the food, the propaganda and subliminal messaging, your doctor, therapist, friends and peers, anti-depreessants, and thee voices in your head tell you to cut it off….you estrogen filled cuck.

Here are some stepLINKS

Paige Spiranac Warns Her Audience of the Scammers with her Boobs!
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Rihanna at her Lingerie Fashion Show
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Chantel Jeffries in a Skimpy Body Suit
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Jennifer Aniston Strips Down for Allure
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Olivia Dunne the NIL TikTok Star for LSU Makes 7 Figures a year for this Racy Content
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Katherine McNamara’s Bikini Selfie
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Florence Pugh’s See Through at the Airport
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Science Facts to Blow Your Mind
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Salma Hayek Busty Behind the Scenes
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Anya Taylor Joy on the Red Carpet
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Andie MacDowell NAKED
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Hailee Steinfeld is Hot in her New Music Video
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Horrifying Hockey Injury
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You Can Own E.T.
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Norm MacDonald Says Funny Dirty Joke – When he Was ALive
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How Nuclear will Disrupt the World’s Power Grid
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Why Nuclear Waste Isn’t Shot into Space
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Sean Penn Gives his Oscar to Zelensky…
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Johnny Depp Walks Rihanna’s Fashion Show
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Alvin Kamara’s Assault Video Released!
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A Meteor Breaking Up in the Sky
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Daschund and Tortoise Play Soccer
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Laughing Kokkaburras
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Annitta Performs in her Thong
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NFL Player’s Father-in-Law Sold Powerball Ticket
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Muhammed Ali Describing his Childhood is Funny
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Otter Reacts to Bubbles
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Dr Pepper Fan Taste Tests Bootleg Doctor Pepper
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Old man and his Pet Chicken
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Kelsea Ballerini in a Tight Dress Looking Hot and Country
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Creepy and Skinny Kaia Gerber in Leggings
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Olivia Wild in Leggigns
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Mariah Carey’s Got her Belly Out
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The Culpo Sisters – Attention Seeking
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Lindsay Lohan in her Clown Outfit
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Ashley Tisdale in Sweatpants
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Carre Underwood Legs in Concert
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Marion Cotillard Tits Out in Magazine
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Irina Shayk – Russian Spy at an Event
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Natasha Lyonne Looking Nutty
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Olivia Culpo At an Event
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Anya Taylor Joy in Black
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From stepSMUT!!

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A Couple of Buds Masturbating Together
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Pale Titties
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Pussy Spreadering
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Pretty Intense Chick with Writing On her
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Trashy Girls Naked
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Naked Curves
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She is girl, she is a Masturbating
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Nude Emily
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Naked Silver
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We’ve Got a Pussy Spreader
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Hot Reddit Amateur with the Big Tits
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Dildo Riding Momma
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Busty Blonde Tit Jiggle Fuck
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Masturbating Hottie
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Another Dildo Riding Momma
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Friendly Game of Pool
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What did the Hand Say to the Face
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Casual Beach Dildo
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Always Be Prepared
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Big Ol Toy
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Nakaed in the Surf
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She’s a Girl Masturbating
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Amateur Dick in Mouth
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20 People Having a Shit Day
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Funny Face Masturbating
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FIGHT NIGHT
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Amateur Dick in Mouth
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Big Tits Masturbating
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2022

09

Nov

Possible Selena Public Urination Gomez of the Day

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There’s a rumor that this is Crazy Girl Selena Gomez who is normalizing being a Crazy Girl with her being a Crazy Girl all jacked on meds, not realizing that is how they CONTROL people, you know tell them that they are crazy when they are throwing tantrums or feeling sad, and put them on mind numbing pills to keep them half retarded…..brilliant strategy especially when you have so much money invested in the puppet…

So the rumor is that this is from one of her nude leaks, LITERALLY….

FINALLY I got to PUN as someone who HATES puns….

I am sure I’ve posted it before, but can you really see it too often….a celebrity rich kid brat who is a puppet to the industry peeing in a cup…pretty fucking legendary….especially in an era where people get turned on by being or seeing girls pee like a bunch of grade schoolers playing “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”, you mentally stunted fucks!

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2022

09

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit motherfuckers, or at least jerk off to girls who stay fit, to collectively make fit girls the standard, so all these fatties who are confused into thinking they are hot because dudes will fuck them, not realizing that dudes will fuck anything and they’d be hotter if they were fit, are polluting the talent pool with their propaganda and misinformation…

Fit chicks are better and here are some fit chicks being fit….or trying to…and looking at them, sexualizing them as they sexualize themsleve while pretending they don’t is the only reason to join a gym really…you know for the masturbation material..

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2022

09

Nov

Caroline Vreeland Demon Titties of the Day

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I was actually talking about Caroline Vreeland today, I was not talking to Caroline Vreeland, I just thought it was mental that she moved out of the LA scenester scene, which is arguably empty, vile and disgusting, only to move to Canada where she has since been knocked up….because tits like that are meant to be bred…

She was a fashion influencer, an aspiring songstress, an LA socialite at some of the right parties, and now she hustles her OnlyFans, to her FASHION fans, and likely makes some decent fucking money, because bit titty Glamour modeling can be lucrative to those who like pulling out there tits.

I have always been impressed by her GIANT fucking tits, which were at times on a skinny frame, while being bigger than my fucking head, so I think the brand extension to showing those tits is a brilliant move.

This is likely from Halloween, and the only tragedy is that she didn’t make it to my area to TRICK OR TREAT, because I’d be a trick for THOSE treats….why the fuck not, they’re GIANT.

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2022

09

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I love pussy wedgies, at least public pussy wedgies that are from pants jacked in cunts so I can see what is going on….but part of me hate pussy wedgies, because I know that I am not allowed to run up on legging wearing bitches, whether at the gym, grocery store or park, to give them a pussy wedgie the way I want to, like a high school bully with the autistic kid hanging off the football goal post, and that’s pretty fucking evil of pussy wedgies…..

The good news is, girls give them to themselves….and here’s a round-up.

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2022

09

Nov

Katherine McNamara Bikini of the Day

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Katherine McNamara is some ginger looking bitch that nerds seem to like more than they should, but as socially awkward, unliked, losers who only have their moms and their comic books, I figure let them have their gingers who star in their shows to jerk off to, to make shrines to, to celebrate….and I figure if she’s got her super ginger strength and some super ginger tits, that she shows off for attention, even the people who hate gingers, who alienate gingers, who are scared of gingers for being demonic and who wish that gingers were eradicated in an era when they saw them as demon children and left them in the woods to fend for themselves, which clearly they did, at least the strong ones did, which makes for a strong species of human.

You may be a ginger….it’s not your fault, but be happy you weren’t killed off, like you should have been!

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2022

09

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know whether weed was sent her from god for all you motherfuckers to have all you need from one miracle plant, but it definitely seems that way.

That shit would destroy big pharma, or at least curb the opiate crisis and anti-depressant dependency if more people committed to the cause….it apparently fights cancer and reduces tumors and has a bunch of industrial applications, so OBVIOUSLY they made it illegal, the people at the top like to stay at the top and the idea you can grow something in the backyard to take money out of their pockets is a crazy one…

Weed has been a victim of bad marketing, bad reputation,, shit talking, even by the people who close-case smoke it, but these girls are out here DEFYING all that….fighting for the legalization like they have here in Canada, even though it’s probably still regulated and making the same people who hated it, or fought it rich, but who cares, you can just get stoned and not worry about all the bullshit out there you have NO control over because the SYSTEM is rigged and we are the slaves, NOT free, being whipped and oppressed, kept down….but nothing getting HIGH won’t improve while we wait out dying…