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2022

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder where this “I identify as” end…meaning if a man identifies as a woman, a woman as a man, a man as an animal, all these pronouns are fucking crazy, but they are generally accepted and if you don’t accept them, you can go down for being involved in some sort of hate crime, so it’s real…..

But there are some things that you could identify that could really benefit your existence, like if you identified as a native, which would be frowned on, but hey, that’s what you identify as because you were born in the wrong body, could you get out of paying taxes? Maybe you identify as a non-resident who doesn’t live here more than 6 months a year, even if you do, you were born that way, in the wrong body….could that get you out of taxes….I guess I am just finding ways for the general public to not pay taxes by following the lunacy they put on you becaue your gross pay is yours not theirs….

Now, I don’t make money, so I can’t be those things, but if I was a taxed employee somewhere, it’d be worth testing out the theory, you know since taxation is theft and they spend your money on all kinds of fucked up things…

Then you could also identify as other fun things to get other benefits like if you identify as a dog, Starbucks has to give you free whipped cream in a cup…or if you identify as someone having their birthday – free drinks….I mean the simple being a Lady on your official documents for the Ladies Night drink specials and gym lockerroom showers are more than enough perks….but this can run DEEPER and DEEPER….and I task you with figuring out other things to identify as in order to WIN at life…

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Mom Who Tattooed her Eyes Has Regrets
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Emrata Brings the Thong Booty
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Car Companies Use Clay Models of Cars they Manufacture
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Ye Loses Art Degree
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Hot Mom Model Debbie St Pierre Likes Tennis
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2022

09

Dec

Denise Richards Nude of the Day

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Denise Richards continues what can only be seen as ritualistic humiliation for her overlords to know she still stands by selling her body and soul to them all those years ago when she first hit the scene…

Or it’s a weird level of narcissism where she thinks she’s still hot as shit and that the fans are still there to jerk off to her and I am sure some are…because people are fucking weird….

Or it’s just a weird cash grab for someone with a lot of money, who probably blew through that money, maybe she owes drug dealers a bunch of money, because why the fuck would a 50 year old famous chick who has been married to very rich guys, be doing this….it’s just fucking weird….

But I guess it’s so photoshopped it’s not even her, just a fucking version of her, a caricature of her so it makes it less embarrassing….but sometimes the act of doing it is worse than the pictures from doing it….

Old Denise Richards smut was fine. We didn’t need the update….

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2022

09

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I like to think of aa truth seeker, a myth buster, a Indiana Jones archaeologist, digging through all the revisionist history and lies to see what really is, but instead of applying that energy to anything of any real meaning that will land me some sort of peace prize or even a wikipedia page, I do it from the comfort of my own soiled couch with On/Off or CLOTHED/UNCLOTHED pictures of ladies….so that I can see what the clothing is lying to us about, in what should make clothing online banned, which I guess it kind of is getting to that point as everyone is getting naked online….

The only flaw in my system of identifying those LIES is that girls they photoshop themselves and use filters, so the only way to pull this off is by convicing hot chicks in the grocery store to pull their padded bra, spandex shapewear pants off in the produce section for me to do my investigating…..

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2022

09

Dec

Jordyn Jones and her Helper Play with Shoes of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a girl who was sold to the industry as a vehicle for the family to escape poverty and I guess it worked, they drive those faaggy ass Teslas now thanks to her being sold off to the industry.

She was a child tap dancer who got onto a child dance reality show and the rest of her dream is history, as they say.

I guess when you’re a child reality star, or a child dancer, you don’t really have the most opportunities as an adult, but when you’re used to be sold to a bunch of perverts, why not continue the hustle, so she’s got herself an OnlyFans…as they all do…it’s a generational thing that happened to trash raised on porn into money to be like a Kardashian.

She went to some event, since she is still in the industry, even if she’s taken her earning to her half nudes, and this is the outfit she wore….

I am posting it for the foot fetish weirdos, hoping it gets some attention, because women are making more money selling feet pics than their day jobs, and feet pic are the gateway to nude pics, and nude pics are the gateway to gaping asshole fucked by big cock that you piss on pics….it’s a system….a weird fucking system.

So yeah, two young girls, putting on shoes in stripper outfits, being as famous and relevant as they can be with their LAZY fucking content.

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2022

09

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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You see, with more testosterone in your veins…you don’t really get too into the style or design of the panties a girl is wearing….you take a more animalistic approach….maybe fuelled by the pheromones or some shit that just tap right into your fucking brain and make you want to get into the panties, as they are just a fabric barrier between you and the golden nugget at the end of the fucking rainbow…those panties can be shit filled, soaked through, they can be torn or full of period….the fact that they are marketed as GRANNY PANTIES don’t fucking matter….they could be diapers or a locking chastity belt you’re trying to eat through….you just have to be man or pervert enough.

So I’ve never bought into the granny panty is bad, or embarrassing hype so I aprpeciate these girls embracing their granny panties and making some kind of activism bullshit around them…some FULL BACK PANTY pride nonsense because THEY are panties.

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2022

09

Dec

Sara Sampaio’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I’ve pretty much found Sara Sampaio not that exciting of a model since Victoria’s Secret recruited her from a fishing boat in Portugal where she used to work….

I figured she was their Adriana Lima replacement, dark hair, dark skin, light eyes, for when Lima retired, then she never retired so they just lived at the brand in tandem.

Since her Victoria’s Secret days that were ended quickly thanks to that whole EPSTEIN affiliation, you know the Epstein plane was originally the Victoria’s Secret plane….SCANDALOUS….

But yeah, they refused to use fat chicks, which was awesome positioning, but then they folded and dropped their hot chicks that made the brand, but for whatever reason still work with Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber to try to buy “relevance” through poser hot chicks, trying to be hot chicks, and the whole thing is a mess…..

Luckily, Sara Sampaio has gone onto to bigger and better things, still half naked in bikini, looking better than she normally does, since I’ve been consistently not a Sara Sampaio fan.

I am however a bikini photoshoot fan, so I am glad they still happen in this new era of nude selfie….

This was shot by a dude named Cameron Hammond who is managed by his wife who has emailed me to take down unreleased pics in the past and was VERY cool about it, considering most photographers like ZOEY GROSSMAN send troll lawyers to fucking sue like the garbage fucking money grubbing cunt that she is, not realizing that this is just FREE promo and appreciation of work they FUCKING GOT PAID for….so yeah Cameron Hammond and his hot bikini pics are legend.

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2022

09

Dec

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’t really think braless girls are feminists, I think braless girls are into comfort or showing off the natural bounce and shape of their tits, but it’s fun to pretend that there are women out there who think that a bra is the binding shackles that enslave them in the patriarchy, so instead of wearing some padded bullshit, they pull out there tits, precisely what the patriarchy they hate so much is trying to get out of them….MORE TIT.

I do think that girls with blue hair, who are fat as shit, the kind of thing you would want to fuck or breed, because they are incessant, angry, outraged, miserable, living in denial, pretending fat and lonely is wonderful, consuming things they are told to on the internet to try to feel better about their shitty attitude and choices, fully plugged into that matrix and the agenda of hook-up culture being pushed on them…you know the worst people are the real feminists who bought into the lie that is feminism…

Then there’s the fake agenda pushing feminists like Jen Lawrence, Em Rata and every OnlyFans girl who thinks selling their bodies is feminism, still selling their body, and normally bodies you like look at, so hardly a bad thing, more a let the bitch run her mouth in exchange for seeing the nudes, we just block it out, MUTE.

Either way, here are braless girls not wearing bras as braless would imply you dumb fucks.

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2022

09

Dec

AnnaSophia Robb Poses with Pizza of the Day

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So, ya’ll know about Pizza in Hollywood – RIGHT?

They fucking love it…

All that greasy, all American, sometimes imported, deliciousness that they just fucking LOVE producing content with….

Well here’s AnnaSophia Robb posing with PIZZA….I remember her as the one-armed surfer in some uplifting Christian movie…you could jerk off to since it was 18 year old surfer chick in a bikini…..

Her caption was Me now, me then, and everything that happened in between…..where the “me then” is a pic of her as a kid that I won’t post here….the “me now” was her posing and the IN BETWEEN….PIZZA. Suspicious….ISN’T It…

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2022

09

Dec

Kaili Thorne Buttplug on The Balcony of the Day

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Ya know….I got no advertisers on this site….because I have been wrongfully “gendered” as a porn site MANY years ago, because I don’t believe in censorship, I’m a truth seeker and if a nipple is out, I’m going to post it, if a sex tape drops, I’m gonna post it, but being MISGENDERED a porn site has prevented me from being a billionaire dot com tycoon, forcing me to live in some weird fucking swamp, because when you’re not porn site and you are called a porn site you don’t make porn money and you don’t make non porn money you just exist on the internet like the pile of shit you are….

SO….

Bella Thorne’s sister Kaili decided to follow in the family tradition of showing off how fucked up her childhood was, by monetizing and sexualizing herself so you don’t have to, and in doing that, she produces pretty vulgar pussy shots with the butt plug in, the way you’d want a top tier celebrity like Bella Thorne’s sister to be.

Probably a lot of unpacking to do with this one, but I’m not a therapist and with all butt plugs, they’re normally left better unpacked, you know, so you don’t get the shit all over you….

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2022

09

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets catch fishy cunt as well as it catches non fishy cunt….and I guess it can also catch fish if you’re living through the apocalypse or out in the wilderness after faking your own death….but we’re not here for that…we’re here for drug store lingerie, affordable but still gets the job done, like a crackwhore looking to suck dick for 10 dollars in a back alley, or a sugar baby in a small town who knows the best she can get is a Subway sandwich for a fuck….bargain basement is life….why pay retail price….when there’s deals out there!

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