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2024

Dec

Kim Kardashian Has her Nipple Out of the Day

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Kim Kardashian went to the Billie Eilish’s meatless concert, because she banned meat in the concession stands because she likes to push her evil globalist politics on her fans.

Kim Karashian is old, but not too old to show off her tits, with some sort of mobility scooter and her tits out.

Kim Kardashian apparently broke her foot like she once “broke the internet” because she’s old as shit and has osteoporosis because that’s what happens when you’re old as shit. Menopause things.

Despite the menopause, she’s trying to trick you into thinking she’s hot by showing off her fat tits in a sheer t-shirt.

I guess it’s a tactic that’s not that hard to pull off, or even shameless, since she built her career from sucking dick and getting fucked on camera. They edited out the pee scenes but the fact that there were pee scenes is a reminder of the kind of whore we are dealing with. A very good one.

It is possible she’s in some 3/4 life crisis because she’s old, where she doesn’t know how to position herself now that she’s too old to play the hot chick.

Whether you thought this farm animal of a woman that’s had a muppet face grafted onto her like some science experiment was ever hot is a personal decision, but the general public accepted her as some kind of sex symbol and made a billion dollars doing it. She’s also inspired every trangender to use her same procedures to look about as feminine as her.

Now that her husband Kanye is with some hot titty chick who walks around naked, she’s probably feeling competitive and doing this to feel better about herself but she knows, like we know, she’s broken, old and struggling.

Her nipples are still visible and although not a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, it’s something.

She was also in some other whore shoot, she’s being aggressive in part because it makes her brand money, but probably more to do with knowing she’s old and trying to maintain the glory days she had.

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2024

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…

Online shopping destroys the Christmas shopper creepin’….

There was a time when the mall was filled with sluts scrambling and maybe it still is but I’m too lazy to get off the couch to check.

Instead, I will assume that mall shopper creepin’ is dead….because the internet ruins everything, not just MY life….

In other news, I did see a woman with giant tits in a tight sweater and a pushup bra. The tits pulled up to her chin and it felt like some kind of Christmas miracle. I’ve told everyone in my social network about it twice, which isn’t saying much, because I don’t have a social network….but I can imagine…it’s the holiday season…and we can ALL imagine.

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Naked in Outlander
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Bobbi Althoff Soft Launches NFL Relationship
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Stella Maxwell Whores Out
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Kim Kardashian in a Furry Bathing Suit
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Raiders Owner with Whore
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Ashley Tisdale Whores Out
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2024

Dec

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits on a Boat of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney was the star of some elaborate internet marketing troll where the paparazzi captured her outside her Florida home, where she’s purchased oceanfront property in the Keys, which are totally paparazzi accessible by water.

Apparently people were calling her fat, which offended the internet because that’s what rage bait does.

The truth is she’s just got a broken down inbred looking face and has been ugly with the hot tits, not the first Butterface with a hot set of tits to make it in America…

But the fat thing was a little out there, since there are REAL fat chicks out there and I’m the first anyone who isn’t ANOREXIA fat.

I was under the impression the people figured out her face was basic as fuck, but they turned it into her being called fat, because they don’t want to draw attention to her fat, so it became a body empowerment issue because she worked out for her new role as a dyke boxer and she is not fat.

BUT HER TITS STILL ARE…and she brought them out to a boat where they doubled as life preservers beause you can see those beacons from space bro….

NO NEED FOR A LIGHT HOUSE TO GUIDE US BACK HOME….just throw big tits on the bow to bow maiden and the pirates will find their way to shore..

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2024

Dec

Alex Lolly in a Hipster Model Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know whether the whole hipster thing exists anymore, it’s a pretty early 2000s concept, but it went mainstream in the 2010s when Instagram launched and allowed every asshole to be a model and a photographer.

Some of those models and photographers with their hipster artsy shoots became multi-millionaires, some became OnlyFans models, most stopped doing their fashion concept photoshoots that were comparable or more interesting than actual magazine photoshoots, because selfies trigger the credit card spenders…

With that, I’ve stopped producing whore shoots, I’ve stopped posting whore shoots, instead I just sit here rotting….

However, I sometimes see photographers and models still taking the time to do these shoots and we should take the time to look at them because it requires effort, probably something to do between jet setting from all the money they make from the internet pervs who used to just pay them in mean-spirited comments, but now give them cold hard cash.

Her name is Alex Lolly, she has an instagram HERE but they will likely email me to take these down tomorrow because they MUST control the COPYRIGHT and not let some pervert like me share it to my MASSIVE AUDIENCE that doesn’t exist to generate AD revenue that doesn’t exist.

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2024

Dec

Miley Cyrus in her Underwear of the Day

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Apparently these are old Miley Cyrus pictures of her posing in Victoria’s Secret underwear like some kind of bottom feeding, attention seeking, whore who uses her body to get attention and to validate herself, despite being Miley Cyrus who is probably validated harder than most parking slips at the mall….because she’s a big deal.

My theory is that there’s nothing wrong with revisiting some half naked Miley pics because I like seeing a half naked Miley, especially when her full vagina is exposed.

Plus, in this era of ADHD, who’s got the brain capacity to remember all the half naked pics we’ve seen of any whore, evan a top tier whore like Miley, because there is just too many whores out there trying to get noticed, we’re drowning in half naked bullshit..

In other news, this nude of Miley is circulating, the SQUARE nipple makes me think it’s AI, but what the fuck do I know….NOTHING I KNOW NOTHING…but I do know that AI is the biggest gift some of these aging whores can have…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2024

Dec

Selena Gomez Slutty Titty Selfie of the Day

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This is either Selena Gomez AI, or Selena Gomez doing what all the fat girls on your dating apps do to trick you into thinking they are hot….TITS UP TO THE NECK and the rest of their fatness cropped out….since Selena Gomez is fat…probably not what you’d want to be if you had LUPUS and your body was eating itself…but when you’re rich you can just farm organs from groupies.

This may be something she sends her troll boyfriend to jerk off to, but I assume he’s more into her gaping asshole pics..

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2024

Dec

Kendall Jenner Paid Millions to Wear Underwear of the Day

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Here’s some Kendall Jenner because I woke up this morning thinking to myself that we need more Kardashian this Christmas Season.

I was like, “You know what, we don’t have enough Kardashian in our life”….

With this Paris and Nicole comeback bullshit that should have been left to die in 2008, I’m like, why not bring us MORE Kardashian.

They aren’t over saturated, over exposed, over hyped, over paid….KEEP THEM ALIVE and active in our minds by jerking off to the least muppet looking one who may be the origin vagina of Bruce’s vagina…

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2024

Dec

Kathryn Iacometti’s Tits of the Day

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I don’t know who Kathryn Iacometti is, but her tits are going viral enough for me to repost them.

She’s a skinny girl with solid tits posing by the pool with those solid tits.

She may or may not have a face, I couldn’t tell you, since I’m looking at the tits on the skinny frame….that’s what miracles are made of.

That being said…tits can carry a chick to the top of the food chain…they offset for all other ailments…retardations…amputations….terrible personality traits…intelligence. She’s got tits.

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2024

Dec

Tate McRae Strong Legs of the Day

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Tate McRae is the Canadian Ballerina who grew up in Russia or the Middle-East or some shit because her dad was a spy or an oil industry executive.

In being a spy or an oil industry executive, he could afford to ship his kid off to some dance reality show to build an audience and foundation to launch her bigger career.

It’s pretty easy to game the system if you really want to.

Now she’s the most important of pop stars and celebrities. Highly followed on social media, dating other influencers, doing all the fun things you never got to do when you were her age because you worked at a grocery store bagging groceries and still do. It’s a job.

She is one of the people they are trying to make a big name out of, so they push her through the various channels like Christmas concerts put on by the radio company that owns all the radio stations, someone you want to suck up to and perform for.

I don’t know about you, but nothing says Christmas like strong legs in skimpy shorts….I mean my Christmases were spent at the strip club watching Mexican strippers crush melons for Lady Guadalupe…..so this feels like my perverted home. Nostalgia.

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2024

Dec

Britney Spears in Leopard Print with her Tits Out of the Day

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Britney Spears may be dead, but they are still WEEKEND AT BERNIE-ing her, which is a nice gesture to keep her memory alive and use her money for good not evil and by good not evil, I mean meth, which may be evil because meth addicts all hear demons in their heads.

You probably know celebrity gossip more than I do, since I don’t pay attention to any of this shit, I’m just interested in seeing these people sexualize themselves, trying to give boners, doing desperate moves despite being big earner.

In other words, I’m here for the tits in motion….

But last week, Britney’s brother’s wife or girlfriend, who looks like a street whore, was going mental on her social media about how Britney’s brother is in Mexico with Britney because they are moving there and he is spending her money on meth and hookers, which sounds like a fucking dream. Free meth and hookers off the back of your half retarded, if not dead, sister.

If your sister was some mentally stunted, possibly dead, vegetable they present as a pop star through weird dance videos, you’d probably want to have access to all her money to do the things that make you happy….like meth and hookers.

So they say Britney is in Mexico, moving to Mexico, buying real estate in Mexico, not wearing luchador masks in Mexico, eating Taco in Mexico, beach life in Mexico but where she’s producing the same medicated and weird dance videos in the dark from inside in Mexico…. which is why I think is stock footage or AI, but like her brother, I’ll pretend she’s still alive, not to spend her money on meth and hookers because Britney videos are MY meth and hookers. Does that make me a necrophiliac, or just someone who fucks retards?

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