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2013

12

Jul

Rihanna is Fun on Instagram of the Day

The bad news in this is that I saw a video of Rihanna on a boat, wasted as fuck, posted to her friend INSTAGRAM …but I was out of the house staring at girls in bikinis tanning…and I didn’t have a chance to download it before it got pulled…I am a bad blogger like that…but I will tell you this…the breakdown is coming…she was fucking wasted and it was amazing…but all we have to show for it are a few shitty instagram pics…which don’t really showcase just how wasted during the day this Rihanna girl is…so wasted that you know she’s feeling sadness…sadness I wish she was feeding with my cock cuz she’s hot..and so is her friend in the white bikini….

Here’s a bonus see through pic of her…cuz we like her nipples…

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2013

12

Jul

Laura Prepon Titties from Some Netflix Show of the Day

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Apparently there is a Netflix original series that has decided to cast Laura Prepon, the tits from That 70s Show, that haven’t worked since That 70s show, that we would have been a lot more fun to stare at a decade ago, but that are still tits on TV, or on websites that have figured out a way to become TV for 7 dollars a month…

I don’t have netflix, I have never seen the shit, it’s about women’s prison, and as of now, I’ve seen the good parts..and I guess so have you.

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2013

12

Jul

Kate Upton in a Bikini of the Day

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Yesterday, I met a man who told me how beautiful he found Kate Upton.

I was reminded that not everyone is a hater of fat chicks like me, and that they can take in a huge set of fat chick titties with open arms, because sometimes titties are so great, that you don’t need to to acknowledge the dumpy ass, the gunt, the weird wide hips, or the retard glaze in her eye….

But for some reason, a reason I call, this bitch is not in front of me offering to feed me with her sloppy tits, allowing me to take a step back and judge her on every inch of her body, when I look at her, all I see is a pile of fucking overrated shit, and even her massive tits, that would be fun to play with, don’t have the power to support themselves in a way that makes them look good…but I guess her bikini does…and that’s kinda her move…and that’s what she’s doing in these pics and ultimately, I’m still a dude, and totally down to stare at it..

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2013

12

Jul

Lady Gaga Walking Around in Her Bra for Attention of the Day

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Here is Lady Gaga teaching us that when people start to forget who you are, and no one is talking about you or your new album that is about to drop, you have to do something the paparazzi will appreciate, you know like walk around in your bra, because you’re not fully in your ridiculous Gaga clown costume and persona yet, you’ve been on vacation, and you need to work your way into wearing feces, and other random things to make people think you’re a visionary or an artist, and a bra in public is the perfect gateway to that…

All I know, is I’m really not ready for another round of Gaga and her silly antics…I hope this is her last go at this popstar shit, and that she sits back and retires. Seriously…She’s the fucking worst…and she’s ugly too.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

12

Jul

Candice Swanepoel for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Candice Swanpeoel has got too famous for her own good. She was in Terry Richardson’s studio, and this is what they both came up with, I guess cuz Terry Richardson doesn’t remember how to milk a lingerie model the way he used to, he’s old and tired in his selling out, something I don’t disrespect him for doing, I mean take the money when you can, but that I think is the reason his pictures bore the fuck out of me…or maybe Candice is just too Hollywood now that she refuses to flash her pubic hair for fun like it was South Africa and we were her farm hands she wanted to fuck to piss off her dad…either way, she’s still got hot legs…

If you don’t believe me follow this link TO SEE HOT PICS OF HER IN A SHORT SKIRT ON THE US ANGELS SWIM TOUR FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

12

Jul

Sofia Vergara for Harper’s Bazaar August of the Day

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Old Lady, Mom, Hooker or Gold Digger who was more of a Gold Miner that managed to find her way onto the international celebrity scene, despite having very little to offer other than huge tits, Sofia Vergara, one of the more confusing girls in recent years, is in August’s Harper’s Bazaar and she’s photoshopped so hard she looks like a cartoon, you know a sketch of herself, but unlike a cartoon you’d jerk off to, they seem to have neglected her fucking titties…I guess that means she thinks she’s made it cuz she’s not exploiting the only thing that matters…bummer, but I guess at 100, you gotta make those kinds of choices…

TO SEE PICS OF SOFIA VERAGA ON SET THE OTHER DAY SHOWING CLEAVAGE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

12

Jul

Edita Vilkeviciute Hot on Set of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a busty model who gets topless from Lithuania who if this was another era, I would have bought on the black market and made my wife, because she’s fucking glorious, the kind of girl I’d write love songs for, provided she understood english…but my life isn’t that good, and dreams don’t come true, but at least I can jerk off to her…it’s almost as good as real sex because it comes with no drama or whiney model girl making demands you can’t meet for her….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

12

Jul

Jodie Marsh Titty Show for Twitter of the Day

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Jodie Marsh is showing off her tits for Twitter because that’s her only move, it’s her only play, and no one else is bothering taking pics of her, so she might as well do it herself in this DIY era….and I’d prefer her selfies to have more steroid ridden dick clit…she needs to step her glamour model game up..

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2013

12

Jul

Robbery of the Day

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The best way to start the day, at least today…according to me, which isn’t saying much because I give the worst advice ever, and more importantly, I don’t really think things through, because if I did, I’d know that better ways to start the day include but aren’t limited to having sex, staring at tits, being on a beach, counting your money if you’re rich, cheating on your wife if you’re married, hearing someone you hate died, or is injured, or has had something bad happen to them..or better…finding out your gf had a miscarriage if she’s pregnant…so if I think about it, this is not the best way to start the day, but it’s nice to see store owners get their way with robbers….via a baseball bat…cuz let’s face it…the robbers deserve worse for fucking up the streets and makin’ them unsafe…

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When you are invited to hangout at your pervert and his girlfriend’s house, do not invite your uptight friend, because he will start freaking out when you finally convince the couple to fuck in front of you, and his freaking out, will make your voyeurism awkward as shit, it will in fact cock block it, and end all the joy you were anticipating having…Bummer.

It’s not weird to watch people fuck. That said, remember to help save Princess’s leg, we have until 4 pm today to raise another 1000 dollars

Here are some morning links…

Superman and his Obsessive GF are Done – Already. That’s what she gets for Buying Coffee for Two so early in the relationship
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Cute Bulldog Video!
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Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
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Russian Truck Crash Compilation
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Turns Out Rappers Lie About Their Net Worth..
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Russian Pedestrian
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This 6 Hour Jay Z Performance is So Lame
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Hot Girl in a Hot Dress With Hot Tits She’s Showing Off
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Hot Tight Booty
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My Facebook Friend Kim Cloutier Killin’ it for Dressed to Kill
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100s of Girls Getting Naked for you to Get Addicted To….
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