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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2013

Jul

Alyssa Miller For Manor Swimwear of the Day

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Alyssa Miller is 24. She’s and SI model. In fact, her Rookie year in SI was in 2011 along side fatty Kate Upton…who as we know has gone on to achieve greatness, at least for a fat chick, in both her ability to eat an entire pig at a Texas BBQ, but also wash it down with a couple of Pies, at least that’s what her weird looking’ body tells me…a weird looking body that has made the cover of SI a bunch of times because she’s marketable and the people like her, while substantially hotter models, like Alyssa Miller, have taken the backseat and are forced to run shitty campaigns for shitty bathing suit companies…probably asking themselves every time they see a Kate Upton pic “WTF…How?…Why?”…leading to some insecurity regarding inadequacies the people have told her she had…making her a good candidate to WIFE….I dig it.

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2013

Jul

Fox News Injures Titus the Trickshot of the Day

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This is hilarious…

I mean probably not to the republican readers who will automatically think this is a liberal ploy to show the world just how insensitive the far right media is…they hate liberals so much they throw balls at their babies…because they know that baby is a Youtube Star and despite Youtube being owned by Google and just as corrupt as all American big business…but features millions of gay friendly, abortion friendly, liberal views…making it the devil to Christian society…

Either way, I laughed..

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2013

Jul

Shanina Shaik for Next Lingerie of the Day

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OMG – I fucking love lingerie catalog pics…

I mean even in the 80s when all I had to jerk off to was lingerie catalog pics I hated the shit…

Back then, they didn’t photoshop the shit, and bikini waxes were less intense and common, so you could see always little nipple discoloration and panty pillow, making it semi erotic…at least compared to the shitty porn you barely had access to and music videos you needed cable to jerk off to…and national geographic that was just far too tribal to really be all that erotic…but that still had some nipple that was good enough in your time of need..but you knew there had to be more out there you know that one day a hub like the internet would come along and allow you access to all your deepest fetishes…from throat fucking to fat chicks shitting on each other…making the Lingerie catalog pic almost obsolete…until one day, 20 years in, you realize, shit…I don’t like all that hardcore shit all that much anymore, it’s kinda vile and the girls are disgusting, I wanna go back to a simpler time…a time where half naked was all you had, when all you wanted hardcore…but now hardcore is all we have, and half naked is all I want, and readily available…

Her name is Shanina Shaik and I am committed to her half nakedness..

Posted in:Shanina Shaik

2013

Jul

Michalka Sisters New Video of the Day

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I think a 3:30 minute intro for a couple of slutty Disney sisters, who are known for their implants and not so much for for their music career. You know the jailbait dad’s masturbate to because their kids make them watch their garbage shows and they aren’t all that bad looking…and because their inevitable meltdown when they realize they were robbed of a childhood means good times to come…

But it seems that AJ and Aly Michalka’s meltdown is making shitty music that is up on some hipster, Coachella, Americana vibe, when really it should be them in bikinis eating out each other’s asses out…because that’s what sisters we want to fuck are supposed to do..especially when they were once famous…

I guess their career has consistently been about them doing what they want, rather than what the people want, because their music career has existed, as a sisterly duo, since 2004…

Either way, I didn’t watch the shit, but for some reason I am posting it…

If you’re more interested in seeing pics of them at an event yesterday FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:AJ Michalka|Aly Michalka

2013

Jul

Paula Labaredas Exploits America for Attention of the Day

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Paula Labaredas told me off on Twitter the other day…which prompted me to google Paula Labaredas to try and figure out why I was being told off…sure I called her a worthless cunt first, but that doesn’t mean I actually knew she was a worthless cunt, it just means her Twitter got hacked, as she spammed me and I reacted appropriately..

Well it turns out that she’s pretty much a nobody, she’s old as fuck, yet she poses half naked with her big ass like a hooker, because she’s trying to get famous.

She’s not American, yet she is milking America, in an American themed shoot a week late, because it will trick American men into jerking off to her and helping her increase her low as fuck level of celebrity.

I mean unless you consider being cast as “The Stripper” in a movie called “The Turn”…is high as fuck level of celebrity…I mean she probably deserves an Oscar for her performance, but that’s only because the Oscars are staged shit that celebrate talentless puppets every year….

But maybe her ass deserves an award too…if you consider being masturbated to by creeps everywhere an accomplishment, and I am going to assume she does…

Posted in:Paula Labaredas

2013

Jul

Dude Unboxing His New Daughter of the Day

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This is must be a joke, a well executed joke, that needs to go Viral…I mean it is the best thing on the internet today…the dude went to the trouble of buying himself a doll from the internet to make this happen..that is commitment to the cause…maybe even too much commitment to the cause…making the staged just as fucking creepy and that in itself got a lot of LOLZ from me…

This is the internet, and there is always that possibility that it’s not staged…which makes it even better….Enjoy…

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2013

Jul

Save Princess’ Leg is the stepCHARITY of the Day

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I have a stepCHARITY request from friend of the site Jennifer….regarding her neighbor’s injured dog.

If you know anything about this site, I love dogs and I do whatever I can to help them. Sure pugs are my dog of choice, but I don’t discriminate.

Here’s Princess’ Story:

Princess was left outside during the July 4th fireworks while her owners went out. When they came home, she had jumped a 7ft fence in fear from the noise. She was found days later, 5 miles away.

While crossing a highway, she was hit by a car. She survived, but her leg is shattered and she will need an amputation.

Her owners do not want to spend any money on her so decided instead that they would euthanize her.

Jennifer, the hero in this story, who during the days Princess went missing, spent hours and hours looking for her. Posting missing posters everywhere, while Princess’ owners weren’t doing anything, is doing everything in her power to save Princess’ life.

Princess is not even her dog, but she does not want tolet this happen to an otherwise perfectly healthy dog!

So has already found a foster home for Princess and is now trying to raise the money needed for the surgery which will cost over $ 1,000.

Unfortunately, Jennifer, the hero, can’t cover the costs alone, but she’s already done so much to help Princess, that I think we should help her in her quest.

So please, if you have even a few bucks to spare in your PayPal account, any donation amount would be greatly appreciated!

The paypal email address is wolfe@tamanagement.com or you can just CLICK HERE

UPDATE:

The good news is, it isn’t too late to fix her leg, since her bone was shattered where our shins are, the surgeon would have to remove the smaller fragments of bone but he believes the bigger ones can and will be tied back together by wire. The metal plate would reinforce all of it. Bionic puppy!
The bad news, the surgery would cost 3500$

This surgery needs to happen NOW, before her bones start fusing back together. If thats becomes the case, the surgeon would have to break her leg again and there would be a strong possibility her bone wouldnt heal as well

So basically, Jennifer is trying her hardest to save a beautiful dog with shitty parents, and I firmly believe that we can all come together on this one and give Princess a new life, a better life, with people who will take care of her the way she needs to be taken care of.

It means a lot to me, and to Jennifer, and most importantly to Princess.

So if you can help CLICK HERE and give what you can.

If we raise more than the 1,000 dollars for Princess, Jennifer has agreed to donate it to the Montreal SPCA, which is one of DrunkenStepfather.com’s charities…so no matter what your money is going to a good place.

Help save Princess. Do your part. You are a hero…and remember telling a girl how you helped save a dog will probably get you anal….or maybe even on the first date…so do it up…

You can Donate to me – and I’ll send it off to her…if clicking Donate Buttons are Easier for you…

FOR UPDATES CLICK THE FACEBOOK PAGE ….

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2013

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night’s failed sext was “Do you want random pics of my cum”….

I guess girls prefer specific planned pics of cum.

Or maybe they don’t want pics of cum at all, but rather to just send you pics of them fingering themselves because all women are slutty exhibitionists who get off knowing someone is watching…they just don’t want you to know that..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Spiderman is Gay
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Jay Z is an Artist People – Here He is Lip Syncing with Freaks for 6 Hours Pretending it is ART
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The History of the Bikini…in Pictures…Evolution is Good
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Rappers Lie About their Worth
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Fox News Anchor Injures Trick Shot Titus
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The Most Talented Dog Ever
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TV Friendships You May Have Idolized Growing Up
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Ashley Brookes is From Kansas..She’s Also a Fucking Slut
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Feeding the Fire with a Motorcycle Shouldn’t Be this Exciting to People
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Cheetah Chasing the Imapala is a Great Video
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How to Not Use a Ladder
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

Jul

Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton in a White Bikini of the Day

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Melody Thornton is some former Pussycat Doll, who didn’t make enough money as a Pussycat Doll to get her teeth fixed, but who was able to avoid a career as a stripper, like all the Pussycat Dolls….

You may remember her as the one who CRIED FOR ATTENTION IN ONE OF THE MOST SEE THROUGH SHIRTS OF ALL TIME …

But now, I am forced to remember her as the only slut in a white bikini, that isn’t see through when wet, when that is the whole basis and found ate of a white fucking bikini, my god….Melody Thorton what are you doing with your life, where did it all go wrong, more importantly, where are the fucking nipples bitch…

For those of you who don’t know, I am very passionate about white bikinis, I am a firm believer that they are sent here from Heaven to share the woman form without the woman really knowing, and I’ve been on the front lines of this war, at public pools, where so many labia have passed me by and offered me something to masturbate to…all thanks to my friend the white bikini…a friend no more thanks to this nobody…funkiller, ruining it for everyone….

To See the Rest of the Pics – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been doing this online dating thing the last few days and I’m struggling. I have tried to target the least appealing demographic of woman, knowing they would be the easiest to manipulate and lie to, in my quest to pull some con-artist lies for my own entertainment…

I’m talking aged 35-45, looking for long term relationship, already with kids, and most importantly plus sized…

Yet I’m still getting attitude cuz my name is DrunkenStepfather on the shit, like they should judge me, they are the fat, single parent looking for love on the internet, I mean who is the real issue in all this…not to mention they are fat! Fat girls can’t be snobs, it’s against the law, I read it on the internet….

I guess they don’t realize the real psychos know they are psychos and do all in their power to not come across as psychos…

All This to say, I’ve been discriminated against for being a DrunkenStepfather…by fat unwanted chicks…I should start a support group for our kind….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Blake Lively Showing Some Tit
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Beyonce Naked and Covered in Glitter
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Wednesday is the Best Day in Booty
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Zendaya Coleman is the Jailbait of the Day
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DFS Cams is the Future!
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Her Name is Claudia and I Love Her
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Car Windows are Hrd
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Here’s a Bikini Zombie Slayer
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Amy Poehler is Not Hot for Time Out New York
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Drunk Girls Caught Peeing
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Su-Elise Nash Has Some Tits
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The Paparazzi Prank Kristen Stewart
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Kate Hudson and Her Mom Together Giving Boners
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Tiffany Taylor Bikini Photoshoot
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This Girl is Hot on Instagram
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Scardy Cats Compilation
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I really Like Courtney Stodden’s Silly Tits..
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I Would fuck this Model in her Beach Photoshoot
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Who’d You Rather Bang? Both Might Give You A Disease
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I really Like the Drunk Brandi Glanville Nipple and Panty Pics…
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Honest Grown Ups Trailer
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Waxing his GFs Stache
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There Has Been an Ashley Simpson Sighting
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Arianny Celeste Bikini for Fourth July
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Bikers Bikini on Mini Version of Themselves Biking
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Daft Punk Makes Condoms
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Leaves the View – Now What Will I Masturbate To
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Racial Profiling. It’s The Only Way
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Adriana Lima’s Got Legs!
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Maria Menounos on Set in a Tight Dress
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How to Day Drink in Public
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How Nasty Is This Upskirt?
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Cheetah Chases Impala into a Tourist Car
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How to Exit a Highway Like a Boss
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Denise Van Outen in a Bikini by the Pool
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Rosie Huntington in a Tight White Dress
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J.Lo in Fur
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Hot Mail Order Brides
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Banana Shaped Dildo
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Weird Insertion…
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Wet Orgasm
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Hippie with Awesome Bush Masturbates on the Floor
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Hot Babe Masturbating
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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