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2013

05

Jul

Sharon Stone’s See Through Shirt of the Day


Sharon Stone may be old as fuck…her pussy flash may be 2 decades ago or more…a pussy flash we’ve all masturbated to…her face may look a century old…but the one thing you can’t take away from her is that them tits, have out lived Angelina Jolies…and more importantly, they’ve also out lived Sharon Stone’s sex appeal, yet for some reason, I’m still staring at them…because I’m down to fuck with anything…of any age…even if it is digesting…I blame alcoholism for that…

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2013

05

Jul

Tennis Cameltoe of the Day

Female tennis is one of my favorite sports to watch, partially cuz it is a great sport that involves some exciting moments, but mainly cuz they are fit bitches, grunting like they are being fucked hard, while flashing their sweaty panty asses, often times with hard nipples. Not that that’s really a big deal, I have the ability to turn anything into a porno, even the most innocent of things, but female tennis, that shit makes it easy…here’s the proof…I am assuming this is from Wimbeldon, and pretty confident that wherever it is from, it is amazing…

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2013

05

Jul

Kendall Jenner in her American Flag Bikini of the Day



Just so you know, it isn’t perverted to post pics of a 17 year old girl with a long lean body, and a decent amount of athleticism, who aspires to be a bikini and lingerie model, who will get paid to be half naked, thanks to being from a household that learned the value of prostituting ones self if it is done properly…

Not only does Kendall want to be seen, that’s why she does this, she’s milking her youth and seducing…but she’s only 6 months away from being 18, and from my memories of being 18, that’s really no different than being 17.5, the fact that you can’t bang her, is a law that really doesn’t make sense, especially with the hormones in the foot and girls getting their periods at 7 years old now, kinda making 17 the new 25…

Not to mention, any girl you talk to will tell you that 17 is when their body was at its best, unless they were obese at 17 from eating their feelings cuz daddy touched them inappropriately, before turning to the sex trade in later years after developing a drug dependency, that made them shed the pounds…but we’re working off averages here and the average girl has a better body at 17 than now, it’s just a fact…deal with it.

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2013

05

Jul

Stealing 15 Cases of Beer Fail of the Day

This is pretty amazing…a couple of Ghetto bitches tried to steal 15 cases of beer from WalMart, probably a stunt they pulled before and got away with, probably for their tweaking in a bucket block party…and some hero employee from Walmart ran out to reclaim their merchandise in something getting paid 10 dollars an hour wouldn’t inspire me to do…because let’s face it, I’m not hero and if anything I’d be the one planning these booze stealing operation from the inside…I like it on the inside…oh yes…

Either way, these bitches got away with their crime and that’s more than we can say for the bikini weed smokers who got fingered by the cops yesterday…so good job on that.

Posted in:Videos

2013

05

Jul

Arianny Celeste Bikinis for the Fourth of July of the Day

Arianny Celeste is in a bikini…

It seems like all this bitch does is hangs out in her bikini…because all she does is hang out in a bikini. In fact it is her job…and I guess that means she’s officially made it. You know since she doesn’t have to suck dick on camera to make it happen, she can keep that shit private and pretend to keep her dignity even though she’s clearly a whore…

Not that I am complaining, I figure any girl who has to be in a bikini realizes she’s got it made…and does everything in her power to stay hot for that bikini otherwise she’ll be replaced with the 1000000s of younger and hotter girls who want to get paid to be in bikinis…so despite finding this Arianny Celeste, boring, uninteresting, an enemy of the site for trying to sue me for posting nude pics of her cuz she was nude on a Balcony in Miami intentionally, I’ll still stare. I keep my emotions out of my creeping’ on.

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2013

05

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski for Galore of the Day


Her name may scream Communist Red….and she may be drinking Mexican and British Beer…and her ass may not look as firm and amazing as you’d want it to be in this Americana themed fur filled shoot, but Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatatkowski is no cow, as her name would suggest, but instead a lovely, well built woman, who I think is going places….a girl I would sing love songs outside her window, if only she sent me her address…a girl who I’d start a fan club for, if I wasn’t so busy liking other girls better, but still appreciating what she has to offer…She’s sweet, she’s hot, she’s the future…and I want to campaign to get her in SI Swimsuit, something I am sure will happen….

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2013

05

Jul

Eva Amurri Bikini Top of the Day


Eva Amurri is the big tits and butter face that crawled out of Susan Sarandon’s vagina somewhere around 30 years ago…a poor little rich bitch who decided she wanted to make a name for herself, and instead of taking the Disney Roles her family friends would have given her out of sympathy, you know some Hollywood Handouts as Hollywood does…she decided to take a low level part where she put her huge natural tits out there on Californication…this is a girl with a trust fund, a huge inheritance, all the opportunity in the world, who could have done community theatre or some shit and never worry about rent, food or designer clothes…yet she decided to show off her huge natural tits…in a part that only really required that…and didn’t have any depth or need any talent beyond that…and for that..I guess she needs to be celebrated, even though she’s gone on to be married and have kids, because any rebellious rich girl who doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck, is awesome when I get to see their tits…

Here are some bikini pics she posted to the internet…

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2013

05

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s Tits Celebrate America of the Day

Nothing is more American than Courtney Stodden…and her quest for the American dream through fake hair, fake tan and most importantly, fake tits….coupled with a little tabloid fodder and scandal, a wallet fuck/gold dig, and most importantly, a love for fully exploiting and exposing herself for attention…you know you’d never see this in any Arab Country…and this is what your troops are really fighting for, not the rights to oil in countries they can overthrow…but Courtney Stodden and her go big or go home, American way…By this time next year, you won’t be saluting your flag, but rather this image of Courtney Stodden…God Bless America….

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2013

05

Jul

Bianca Balti for Elle of the Day

Bianca Balti is a hot Brazilian model, who may not be showing her tits, but who is fantastic to stare at despite being clothed for this Elle France Shoot, that you’d expect to have more pubic hair and nipples, you know while eating cheese and baguette, to fit in with the French culture and allow their ignorant asses to be a little more accepting to this hotness…

But I take what I can get….and I am okay with this…nothing celebrates America like pictures for magazines from FRANCE….

If you’re not into Bianca Balti the Brazilian, maybe you’re into the Gay Fat Kid Who Looks like Perez Hilton School Shooting Cuz He Was Bullied….

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2013

05

Jul

Amanda Seyfried in the Lovelace Trailer of the Day

All I have to say about this is that this shoulda been Lohan…and I am sure Lohan will be the first to say that…and I am sure Lohan, while sitting in her fake rehab watching youtube videos looks at this with anger. I mean back when I used to talk to Lohan, she straight up singled Amanda Seyfried out once and called her a bitch…they were in Mean Girls together, so this Amanda Seyfried winning at Lohan’s game with Lohan’s only casting in the last 5 years…is like a real fuck you…and that kind of cat fight is what masturbation is made of….

I like how they make Porn look like a sad, broken place…because it is.
Amanda Seyfried
Amanda Seyfried in the Lovelace Trailer of the Day

All I have to say about this is that this shoulda been Lohan…and I am sure Lohan will be the first to say that…and I am sure Lohan, while sitting in her fake rehab watching youtube videos looks at this with anger. I mean back when I used to talk to Lohan, she straight up singled Amanda Seyfried out once and called her a bitch…they were in Mean Girls together, so this Amanda Seyfried winning at Lohan’s game with Lohan’s only casting in the last 5 years…is like a real fuck you…and that kind of cat fight is what masturbation is made of….

I like how they make Porn look like a sad, broken place…because it is.

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