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2013

04

Jul

Chloe Grace Moretz in InSyle of the Day

What better way to celebrate America’s Freedom from to stare at a 16 year old girl in a fashion spread…and by 16 year old girl, I mean Chloe Grace Moretz, Hollywood star, heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, comic book people…who all are really into and think she’s “really cute”…like she was the next Emma Watson, going through puberty while a bunch of old losers watch and wait, excited for that glorious day..

I figure, why not post pics of a teen you lust after by can’t bed, or even see naked, because despite being told you are free, you really aren’t…

I mean you could always just try to seduce her when she’s filming in canada, last I heard 14 was legal..

I generally go for old, damaged girls, they are more affordable and less annoying…I don’t dig this kind of thing, but I know you do..

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2013

04

Jul

Emmy Rossum Bikini Pics of the Day

Emmy Rossum is hard to take seriously…I mean she had a few low level acting roles that amounted to very little before locking down Shameless only because she was cute and willing to get naked…you know anything to have a big break and have people know who she was…so that she didn’t have to crawl back to her parents house a failure…but instead of realizing she’s like a low level stripper, she thinks she’s a talent and a star and with that comes a bad attitude and ego that annoys me…but I’ll still look at her in her bikini, even if I can just LOOK IN MY ARCHIVES AND SEE HER NAKED ..because naked is the only acting she knows…Living the American Dream..

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2013

04

Jul

Fat Woman Twerking in a Bucket for Fourth of July of the Day

This one may be old, but I think it represents all that is good about America, and I have a feeling it relates more to the 90s percent, you know the Walmart shoppers, more than it does to the 10 percent white rich folk who would never be caught dead on the side of the street tweaking in a bucket, I mean that was until today, because rumour has it, it’s gonna be the premise of Miley’s next music video…

Posted in:Videos

2013

04

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I thought today’s Fourth of July failed pick-up line was going to be last night’s “I want to be your maid, so I can do your laundry, with my mouth”….which has nothing to do with the Fourth of July or America, blame Canada for that…

But it wasn’t failed and it actually worked, apparently the girls I talk to fantasize about men doing their laundry erotically. Maybe it’s just the Fourth of July Miracle, or maybe you should try it and let me know…

Either way, Here are some links…you’re probably not on your computer, but rather doing some magical Fourth of July adventure, filled with boats, bikinis, BBQ, Booze, and/or Loneliness..

Red-White and Blue – REDHEADS
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Loving Courtney Stodden’s Ridiculous Implants
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I Am Pretty Sure THis is My Ex Girlfriend’s Vagina
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The Most Offensive Twerking Video You’ll Ever See
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11 Images Made for America
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Who Is this and Why Does Her Face Scare Me
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Kids Explain the National Anthem
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Coolest Boat/Van/LImo Ever
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Best Video Bombs from the NBA
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The Hottest America Themed Photoshoots Ever
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Hot Girls – So Many Hot Girls – Naked…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Jul

Nakita_Lynn is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Nakita_Lynn is today’s DSFCam Girl of the Day….mainly because this clip of her shaving a dildo and talking about shaving cock is just next level insane…making her the kind of girl I would probably never let near my cock with a razor, no wait, the kind of girl I’d totally let near my cock with anything…she’s just won me over..and not just cuz she gets naked on cam for a job, but because she’s fun.

Here’s another clip of her talking about her asshole…cuz she’s the best…


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TO WATCH HER ON CAM …(NSFW)
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Posted in:DSFCam

2013

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Happy July 4th You Fucking Low Life Perverts…..

Here are some stepLINKS…for the one of you who has no family, is all alone and has nothing else to do over the Holiday than click links…as you slowly waste away….

For the rest of you, get AIDS, unwanted pregnancy, BBQ and BBW if the hot chicks are spoken for.

ENJOY.

Hey Jerks – Don’t Forget About Lohan
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Some Seriously Amazing Booty Cuz it’s Wednesday
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Aubrey O’Day Lookin’ As Disgusting as Always – She’s Expired.
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Some of the Famous People at some Beyonce Event Include Lea Michele’s Penis
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Horrible Lifeguard…
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Brazilian Idiot Eats Mentos and Chugs Coke
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Perfectly Placed Pasties….
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Suzanne Quast’s Busty Bikini Pics
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Ashlin is a Whore in a Lacy, Sheer Top
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Ass Crack
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Jennifer Lawrence and Rihanna Together…How Cute…But Not Really.
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Easily Scared Co-Worker
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Hot Redhead in a Bikini
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20 Year Old Sofia Vergara Getting a Massage in a Bikini
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Kelly Brook Upskirt
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Rosario Dawson Nude in Trance
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Ambyr Childers in Lingerie for Esquire
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Kaley Cuoco Getting her Nails Done for You Weirdos…
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Crystal Reed See Through Dress
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Staged Bikini Fail
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The Pen-Brella
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50 Interesting Facts about the 50 States
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Hot Naked Chick Sun Tanning
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Sexiest Countries in the World
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Victoria Silvstedt’s In a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Walking Around in Shorts
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Big Brother UK TITTIES!!
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Sex Against a Window Can Kill
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Some Girl Strips Down with her Bike
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I Like the Faces Rihanna Makes
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Rosamund Pike Lookin’ Hot for Esquire UK
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Jay Z Cries About his Daughter in this Promo – Cuz He Knows Beyonce’s Got Him Trapped
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Gwen Stefani Belly Shirt…
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Who’s The Biggest Asshole?
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A Whole Lot of Selfies.
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An Amputee and her Lego-Leg
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Beware of Humping Cowboys
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Excavator Fail
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Alec Baldwin Quit Twitter- And Acting…
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Reese Witherspoon Ruins Yoga Pants
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Chrissy Teigan Fucking Sucks in Vegas Magazine – Low Level Work for Low Level Pussy
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So Much Free Pussy Getting Naked On Cam – You Can Lost In This…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Has Fun with a Vacuum Cleaner
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Hot Webcam Dance With Huge Tits
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Slutty Sisters Share Everything!
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Hipsters Bang in the Back of a Cab
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Cam Dance Weirdness
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Pumped Up Pussy
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Teen Getting Naked for Money
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Big Tits on Cam
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Hot Revenge Video
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Sex on the BEach
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Girl Sticks Brush in her Ass
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Chubby DP
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Paddleboards in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin, I see teen pregnancy in the near future….that or a horrible break-up that stems from her being cheated on, because all young guys get bored of a nagging bitch when they want to get out there and fuck as many willing girls as possible…with equally if not more famous parents…who are as hot or hotter…propelling her into a downward spiral that brings up repressed memories of her dad and where he went wrong…officially making her broken….

The same kind of broken that will lead her to out there to get as much revenge as she can on all the men in her life by inserting as many penises as possible inside herself…

It happens all the time…and I’m looking forward to it, but for now, it is a blissful young love, first love, probably the virginity poppin love, that they think will end in forever love with marriage and shit but that won’t cuz at 17, it all comes crashing down…it always does…just like a girls metabolism..

Here is the happy July 4th trip documented on instagram….and yes, looking at pics of a 17 year old couple when you are a grown man is creepy as fuck…here are the pics anyway.

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2013

03

Jul

Christina Aguilera May Be Getting Fit, But Her Ass Is Confused of the Day

Christina Aguilera reminds us that making fun of a fat bitch, works.

It is something that parents at school and the media call bullying, something they are aggressively campaigning against because a few gay kids and a fat weirdo killed themselves, making it a fucking national crisis, despite it being part of human nature, and even seen in the animal world, with primates and shit, but we’re civilized and need to keep our shit talking or telling people they are inadequate to our fucking selves, or else we will get arrested…

Bullying works…and if it didn’t, why would this pig be hitting the gym daily, cuz clearly she was into being fat, and even tried to take ownership on it, before it became too much for her to handle, and I’m not just talking about the elastic waistband of her pants, I’m talking her soul…

So now she’s getting fit, but her ass is in a state of confusion, as it bounces around in leggings trying to figure out what it all means, is it meant to be fat, or round, or flat, it just doesn’t know what’s going on, and for some reason I find it fascinating to stare at.

Follow X-Tina’s lead, choose life, not diabetes.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
#cyberbully.


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2013

03

Jul

Doctor’s In Russia Have Good Bedside Manners of the Day

Apparently, this anesthesiologist from Russia was on a 36 hour shift. He was checking up on some post-surgery when this patient started running his mouth off.

Instead of sucking it up and knocking the patient out with meds, you know “accidentally” giving him too much to survive, he punched the guy in the face and chest, which to me is better than killing him, but still funny, because doctors aren’t supposed to do that…not even in Russia, where the men are stronger and can handle this kind of thing…or not…because apparently the patient died after this….I guess punching someone in the chest right after bypass surgery isn’t good for them…

Posted in:Videos

2013

03

Jul

Anna Ewers for Vogue Brazil of the Day

This shoot of Anna Ewers, a model you’ve never heard of, but like because her name rhymes with Sewers and Sewers turn you on as they are bursting with bodily fluids from strangers everywhere…your favorite.

The pics are not very exciting, I mean it’s almost shitty amateur shit you’d expect to see in the weekly flyer in the back of the local newspaper…even if it is for Vogue..some prestigious magazine that is not supposed to fail…even if they fail every month by not getting these eager models trying to get ahead spread eagled like shit was Penthouse in the 70s…

But shitty shoot or not, Anna Ewers, who is one letter away from Sewers carries it nicely, mainly cuz I want to have sex with her…but in her defence, I want to have sex with all things with a vagina, no matter how gross said vagina is. It’s a bit of a problem…a problem I’m dealing with one vagina at a time. Sometimes two…If I’m lucky or can afford it.

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