I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

03

Jul

Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day

Looks like someone’s recovered from making a Dax baby, something I would normally assume you can’t recover from…you know like a stain on your life worse than AIDS…because he’s that fucking annoying and the fact that his genetics live on in another person all thanks to this cunt (literally), is the worst.

She can’t be celebrated, she must be shunned, even if she’s in a mom friendly bikini to hide her stretch marks and ravaged body, even if her vagina is taped the fuck up from all the abuse pushing a baby through it has done to her, even if this was shot before she was pregnant….because we all know what has become of her since….

She’s uneventful, and I am pretty sure this movie will be too, but she’s dressed like Pam Anderson, and lifeguards are all sluts with their half naked all summer, mouth to mouth, camel toe giving suits that ride their clots all day making them horny….makin’ it a little more tolerable…

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2013

03

Jul

Barbie Done Gone Fat of the Day

Well it looks like the fat are winning.

Not only have the media tried to be fat friendly by making “Hollywood Fat” actually fat, you know making fat girls stars and the love interests of normal looking dudes, because America is fat and they find it more relatable…but now they’ve decided to change the one major icons that represents America and your Freedom…and that’s Barbie, even if she’s made in China.

It looks like they’ve gone and cast her body straight from the Walmart line, I wonder where her 5 white trash single parent kids with ADD eating candy are?

I mean I am a firm believer in giving unrealistic expectations to the youth and really women everywhere, because it makes them feel inadequate and gives something to aspire to be like.

I don’t like saying to them “It’s ok to be dumpy, lazy, a slob”….especially not while wearing a bikini.

I know the government wants us sick with diabetes, they want us fat from consuming product, they want us immobilized to not fight back and like Hitler, are starting the brainwashing when they are young.

I would totally have sex with short, average proportioned, hormones in the food, not too into working out, but love Fructose Corn Syrup based everything, but I don’t like our aspirational toys, that generations have grown up on, attacked, changed or genetically modified, because it appeases to a gang of fat dykes trying to change the world in this anti-bullying era, leaving Mattel no choice but to adapt, in fear of seeming like an insensitive brand.

Fuck you Barbie for ruining everything I love about America, you conformist communist porker.

What’s next, an amputee GI Joe panhandling in the subway system because PTSD made him crazy and his veterans pension doesn’t cover his drinking…. Real life sucks, let’s keep our toys fun.

That said, this isn’t an actual Barbie, but I like pretending it is, because it allows me to rant about nonsense…The story behind this is artist Nickolay Lammm took the average 19 year old girl measurements from the Center for Disease control, and created this as a political statement. A horrible statement..

It is not actually a Mattel Toy. But a short, thick legged, big booty, belly rocking’ statement on the world…that probably was better left unsaid. Next up, morbidly Obese barbie, based on the measurements of the Average McDonald’s worker.

Posted in:WTF

2013

03

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been trying to negotiate with my fat wife to openly allow me to fuck young hot women because I am tired of pretending I don’t. I mean she’s old, disgusting, and fat…she should be satisfied with the fact that I live with her, let her pay my rent and that I steal her money for drinking…and being the nice guy I am, I’ve never bragged to her, or shown her pics of me fucking other women. I’m a good guy…

So today, our negotiations hit a stand still when I asked my wife if it would be okay to fuck other girls as long as I made the young hot girls I sleep with behind her back wear soiled XXL underwear, after taking a bath in a mix of dog shit, lard and stinky cheese, while wearing a mask I print up from our wedding picture, so it’s like I am still fucking her…you know never escaping the prison I live in…even though it is independence day and I am trying to…

I’ll let you know how it goes…

Here are some LINKS…

Girls They Has Serious Booty….
GO

More Jessie James in a Bikini
GO

The New Poster for Amanda Seyfried as Lovelace – HOT
GO

Jackie Chan Trains a fish
GO

This Weather Girl’s Got a Nasty Eye Roll
GO

If Your Penis had a GoPro
GO

The Most Inappropriate Tweets About ABC Family Shows
GO

Robert Pattison is Dating Elvis
GO

Bubble Soccer is Some Weirdness
GO

So Many Cam Girls. You Can Get Lost In This Shit, And You Should….it is Free
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Jul

MiyaFoxx is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Her name is MiyaFoxx and she’s today’s DSFCam girl of the day, because let’s face it she’s amazing…

She’s 5 foot 1, from the UK, has a cute accent that makes me think I am listening to Mary Poppins, a fetish of mine…She’s 20, with B cup tits….and she squirts..which is pretty much all that fucking matters…she’s won this game called life and most importantly, she’s today’s DSFCam girl of the day…did I mention she squirts?


TO SEE HER PLAYING WITH HER TOPLESS, TWERKING and MASTERBAKING (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

TO WATCH HER ON CAM RIGHT NOW (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:DSFCam

2013

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at a party, there happened to be a lesbian, and like all lesbians, we didn’t get along, maybe because I had a penis, or maybe it is cuz lesbians are so angry all the time.

Obviously, this lesbian was a vegan, it kinda comes with the territory of lesbianism, and she refused to eat the birthday cake because it had eggs in it…

Having little patience for anything extreme and hypocritical…I explained to her that eggs are just chicken period, and being a lesbian, she must eat period all the time, and when not eating period, you’re menstrual cupping it and feeding your plants with it so you’re not anti-period, why discriminate against Chicken period…is she racist against species, is that what was going on here? I mean I am not a cannibal cuz i eat period, and she is not a meat eater if she eats eggs…she didn’t see my logic, lesbians never do…even after I explained eating period is no worst than eating vegetables grown in animal shit…

The conversation escalated to a pussy eating competition using a cupcake, so I guess in the end, this motherfucker won. I always win….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Melissa Riso is a Classy Bid in a Bikini
GO

Michael Pitt and Kirsten Stewart Stole All The Happiness in the Room
GO

Selfies of Girls Who Forgot to Put Pants On
GO

Rosie Hungtington Whitely Posing With One Direction…
GO

Cockatoo Dancing To Daft Punk – A Video I’m Sure White People Fucking Love….
GO

Chloe Sims Has Seriously Hard Fucking Nipples
GO

Puppy Playing with Boobs is the Best Thing Ever
GO

How To Bike Limbo….
GO

Jordan Ashley is Busty in her Bra…
GO

425 Pound Gang Member Arrested for the Best Fucking Reason Ever
GO

8 Pictures of People Who Forgot to Put Away the Dildo
http://regretfulmorning.com/2013/07/dildo-in-background/”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Rosie Huntington Whitely in a Hot See Through
GO

A Whole Lot of Pussy – Including Maegan Good’s Tits and Eve’s Nipples at the BET Awards
GO

These Tits Are Primed For Some Titty Fuck
GO

Some of the X-Men Cast Off Day in Montreal
GO

Cat Long Jump Fail
GO

Some Chick Named Nicole Graves Naked
GO

Avril Lavigne is Officially Married
GO

The Faces of Superman’s New Pussy
GO

Glamour Model Melissa Debling is Topless on the Beach and It Is Lovely…
GO

Jonny Depp Making Weird Faces Supercut
GO

Hot Girls in Sports Bras
GO

Suzanne Quast is Amazing in her Bikini
GO

Collien Fernandes is one Hot Wet Model
GO

Some Jordin Sparks Feet for the Fat Feet Fetishists
GO

Selena Gomez in BE Magazine
GO

I am Really Into Maegan Good’s Tits
GO

Sara James Seriously Fucking Cute and Naked
GO

Lauren Goodger is Amazing in a Bikini
GO

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Make it Official
GO

Pharrell and Will.I.Am are in a Ridiculous Lawsuit Because That’s Why Rich People Do When They Are Bored…
GO

A Whole Lot of Hot Naked Girls and Their Hot Naked girl Bodies
GO

Babies Doing Keg Stands
GO

Reporter Goes on Air Guitar Rampage
GO

Some Pretty Legendary Thigh Gaps
GO

Where’s the Pinata Prank is Ridiculous
GO

Christian Bale Will Not Appear in Justice League
GO

Arnold VS Ronnie Coleman in Some Bodybuilding Showdown
GO

Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
GO

Joanna Krupa’s Cleavage at the Hard Rock
GO

The 20 Hottest Photos of Michelle Argyris
GO

The 25 Sexiest Countries in the World
GO

Girl Goes to Puke in a Port-o-Potty – Ends Up Covered in Shit – Here’s the Horrible Pic…
GO

Video Game Characters on Treadmills…
GO

The 38 Best Drinks for the Summer
GO

A Whole Bunch of Christina Milian in her Bikini and Fishnets GO

Michael Jackson had a Child Sex Alarm
GO

Rihanna Hot in a Night Gown
GO

1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Gangbaner Banging His Bitch on the Truck of His Car…In Public..Wow
GO

Girl Dances then Masturbates
GO

Girl Accidentally drops Towel for the Pizza Boy – LOLZ
GO

Very Large Labia
GO

Massive Ass Dildo…Being Dildoed
GO

Hot Tan Lines Masturbating
GO

Nice Tits on Cam
GO

Girl Makes Herself Cum…Shot at a Weird Angle…
GO

Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
GO

I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
GO

================

STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
GO

Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
GO

Watch Live Sports!!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Jul

Crazy Parasail Accident in Florida of the Day

I never trust stupid beach activities usually run by retards, but I am not the norm. Most people blindly jump into things…like these teens who got detached from the boat and slammed into a building.

I was going to say if you’re in Florida, worst things could happen than your parasail detaches from the boat and slams you into a building, like the fact that you are in Florida …

I mean there’s a reason why the trailer park ceilings are too low to hang yourself …and more importantly why meth is so popular there.

But the story isn’t funny, the girls are teens from Indiana, they have critical injuries and they are fighting for their lives, all because a stupid activity that was meant to be fun.

Apparently, they need money for their Medical expenses, I don’t know if this is a legit page or not, so be careful whenever sending money on the internet…but if you want to help the girls out DONATE HERE

I am a modern day saint. I like using my internet powers for good not evil.

Posted in:Videos

2013

02

Jul

Rihanna See Through Top of the Day

Rihanna is all about exposing herself, you know putting it all out there, because she knows she sold her soul to the public for a lot of fucking money, and it is her duty and responsibility to not give a fuck about what the media says, and let the world into her private life, one filled with not wearing a bra and not worrying if people see her topless, or naked, or smoking weed, or getting drunk, or twerking her big Caribbean booty…she’s an exhibitionist, she’s loves the attention, and she’s bigger than GOD….

I mean she’s from a small island, the fact that she’s Rihanna is an insane concept. If she wasn’t sold off to the mainstream media, she’d be like everyone she grew up with, be back home living off 10,000 dollars a year from cleaning hotel rooms for rich people…but now she is the rich people…making 100s of millions of dollars a year…and not even that talented…it’s fucking crazy…but not as crazy as how much I like her tits, even though they suck…I guess I’m just brainwashed like the rest of her fans…ready to throw money at her to dance on stage like a monkey…or like her ancestors probably did for the rich white people taking over their Island for the sugar. You know to get preferential treatment from the slaves who weren’t able to provide evening entertainment.

The whole thing is just Nuts, but I’m glad it is happening…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

02

Jul

Elle Macpherson Booty Peak for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember jerking off to.

Before her it was National Geographic, music videos, the girl who always had hard nipples in my high school, and my Foster Mother who would make me do it while she watched…

So she brought light to a very dark place.

It was the 80s, she was in Sports Illustrated showing nipples, and for some reason, life finally made sense…

Now we are both 30 years older, 30 years more tired, 30 years sloppier and more damaged, but she’s still up to the same Her exposing herself for expensive hotshots, this time a little booty, and me exposing myself, reminding me that somethings never change…and my love for Elle Macpherson or at least masturbting to her…is one of those things…a constant I can count on…

These pics were shot by Brian Adams for those of you Canadian Rock fans who wonder what have happened to him since singing love songs about Kevin Costner in Robin Hood…

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2013

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner Looks Nude in this Shoot of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a teenage reality star, who at 17, has said she’d give away her reality show fame, if she could trade it all in to be a bikini model…

Which is hilarious because she is only a reality TV star because her sister is a pornstar with a strategic mom who was well positioned to stage and spin the porn into a money making empire….

But not as hilarious as the fact that I just analyzed Kendall Jenner’s career, or even the fact that I know who Kendall Jenner is. I guess that’s just proof that EVIL is winning…

The fact is that she’s closer to 18 than 17 and if you’ve ever been 17, you know not much changes between fucking at 17 and fucking at 18, but for some reason the law thinks it does…If you’re in Canada, 16 is legal..and despite the hot tight bodies, 17 is very annoying to try to talk to or hang with, making them not worth having sex with even when you’re allowed…because the “taboo” or a oppressive government telling you what you can and can’t have sex with being lifted, allows you to see the light with clear mind….

What isn’t legal anywhere, is nude pics of someone who is under 18, meaning these pics of her in some magazine called KURV are probably clothed, but they sure want you to think otherwise, and it is safe to say her mom is behind this, she’s a seasoned pimp, and knows how it is done..

So here’s a preview of the bikini modelling that is sure to happen, from this tall, lean, kardashian demon.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

02

Jul

Francia Raisa Bikini Booty of the Day


You may not know who Francia Raisa is, you know maybe you didn’t see Bring It On 47: All or Nothing, or The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream, since The Cutting Edge 1 and 2 just didn’t inspire you….and maybe you don’t watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, even though they gave me a shout out, at least I think they did…Unless they know another Jesus Martinez, I mean there are millions of us…

And you may not know which one of these girls is Francia Raisa, the star of those hits, but you know what, they are all in bikinis, and they are all under 25, and that makes them all worth staring at, even they aren’t on TV and work the fucking grocery store…you see, cuz bitches in bikinis fucking matter bro.

Posted in:Francia Raisa