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2013

27

Jun

Kate Moss Modelling Shoes of the Day

I don’t have a foot fetish, or a shoe fetish, if anything, I find that shit just weird as fuck. It makes me uncomfortable.

I figure all fetishes stem from some getting molested by your uncle or camp councillor or priest place…..

It just can’t be healthy or beneficial to be into one specific thing obsessively for sexual purposes. It is creepy….

I mean there are people out there who can only get off to a girls feet, and even some people who can only get off to fucking a girl’s shoe…

I think a better strategy is to just be a general pervert who likes all things and makes them sexual even when they aren’t, especially when those things are Kate Moss, being all old and used up like a cummed on rag in the corner of your bedroom you haven’t washed in years…she’s just that good.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

27

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow in her Bra for her New Movie of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is in a movie where Mark Rufalo and his silly sounding voice is a sex addict trying to have a normal relationship after a bunch of years of sex addiction sobriety…in what I guess is an attempt for both of them to have a little “independent” film work in efforts to legitimize their billion dollar Action movie Avengers selling out…

Well the trailer dropped and I guess it was only natural that from a production that made the ill decision of casting Gwyneth Paltrow, more bad decisions would follow, like getting her 40 year old mom body in lingerie, and worse…putting it in the trailer, so people like me post about it – pointing and laughing, even though I’d probably mouth fuck her underwear whether it was on her or not, so hard and long that it would dissolve from the moisture..

Well, I guess shit got me talking, proving yet again that marketing to men is pretty easy..it just takes a little half nakedness.

Here’s the trailer

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2013

27

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Leads Men to Do This of the Day


If you were marrying Jennifer Aniston, you know if you were the chosen, you’d probably be out killing dogs too…

I mean you are the one dude who has pulled off a task so many dudes have bowed out of both gracefully, and not so gracefully…

All to make the general public really question her vagina and it’s inability to seduce men…

I mean she looks ok in the movies, she’s got hot tits and a toned body, but she must be a real fucking devil pussy, with a sour and horrible personality, cuz she just can’t keep a dude locked in…..

But going out there and killing dogs…that shit helps deal with the anger you feel inside when trapped by her….

At least that’s what I assume this is all about…I mean it couldn’t be a movie set or anything, that’d be crazy talk.


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2013

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I wonder why sisters never want to have sex together as much as we want them to have sex together.

I wonder why asking girls for pussy pics in a cute and finn way by spelling it out like you’re on a kids show “N00dz” or “Bewbs”…doesn’t make things less creepy, but in fact makes it more creepy.

I wonder why I was walking by a construction site this morning and a piece of metal that I guess got caught in the wind hit me right in the fucking eye, like to the point where I should probably go to the hospital in efforts to sue, but won’t because I’d rather nap.

That piece of metal had so many options of places it could slam into, but for some reason, a reason I call god hating me, it chose my eye….

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Yo Shit it’s Like an Archie Comic Up In Here – With All These Slutty Redheads
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Deadmau5 and Kat Von D Broke Up Cuz She’s a Nazi and He’s a Jew – It Just Couldn’t Work
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Real Life Mutant Ninja Turtle
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Demolition Party Fail….
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Sexiest Art Books Around…
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Scooter Rider Attempts to Jump Train Tracks
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Craziest Conservative Congress in America
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Hammock Fail
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Dog Pushing a Puppy in a Shopping Cart
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Kelly Brook Cleavage
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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2013

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

All my gay friends are already married…to the cock….but the fact this issue is still an actual issue makes no sense to me. I believe we should have the right to marry anything we want, including this pair of panties I just found in dumpster and had sex with. The government shouldn’t get in the way of love. I’d say Good job California, but the fact this wasn’t already done, is too ridiculous to celebrate….but at least there’s some progress in something that shouldn’t even exist…

The best thing about Gay Marriage is the opportunity it provides men to be Gold Diggin’ hoes. For those of you who always wanted to “Anna Nicole Smith” a dying billionaire, now is your chance…gay grandpas with money are totally impotent, just want companionship, and if Matt Damon can be gay for pay, so can all of us…

I see this as opportunity for a better life…the government doesn’t want us to have…cuz The government is a scam…Here are some step links..

Miley in an Angora Diaper
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Miley’s Barely There Ass
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A Lot of Girls Showing Off Their Booties…
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Lucy Hale in Lucky Magazine
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Twitter’s Reaction to Aaron Hernadez’s Murder Charger – My Favorite is “Goin in a tight end, coming out a wide receiver”
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Miranda Kerr in Some See Through
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Rosie Jones – Tennis Erotica
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Some Random Girl With Big Tits
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Kid Plays Titanic Theme Song on Guitar….I Fucking Hate This Song…
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Ariana Grande for Seventeen You fucking Perverts
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Blake Lively and Her Husband Aren’t Fucking Enough in These Pics…
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Ruth Negga Tits in Some Movie
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Full Throttle Roller Coaster
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Jason Biggs’ Annoying WIfe in a Shitty See Through
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Sallie Axl and Emma Glover in Bikinis
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Friend of DrunkenStepfather – GypsyOne – Hot Fucking Pics
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Some Trashy Implants on Some Host Body named Chloe Sims in a Bikini
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Rihanna and her Cotten Candy I’d Like to Suck Out of Her Asshole On Its Way Out…
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MTV to Air the HILLS Alternate Ending I Hope Includes Them All Dying
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Fun Blonde Strips While Playing Videogames
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Miley Cyrus Will Toss Your Salad
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Manchester United’s WAG Looks Alright from the Belly Button Up in these Bikini Pics
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Christian Rockers POD – Whose Sister I USed to Sext – Hate Kanye…
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Laura Prepon in Some Lace Top….
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The Guy On Shrooms Who Rips Off his Penis is Funny
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Stars Who Passed on Iconic Hollywood Roles…
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Some Hot Topless Tennis for a Lad Mag…
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Clam Lickin’ Salt
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Sasha Grey Naked and Better than Clothed
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Jared Leto in Drag
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Girls in a Tight Dress
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Not At All Creepy
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Charisma Carpenter’s Big Old as Fuck Fake Titties…in a Dress…
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Turkish Cops Beat the Shit Out Protesters
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So Many Top Heavy Bitches
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Jess Davies Big Named Tits
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Emma Watson in Teen Vogue….
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What Girls in Bikinis on the Beach Are Probably Not Thinking..
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Anti-Gravity Table…
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Life After DOMA – BEFORE AND AFTER PICS
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Bull Dog Afraid of His Own Farts
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Sasha Grey – When Not Doing Porn – Is Disgusting
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Throwback Heather Locklear Exercise Video
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Miley Cyrus Broke VEVO Record – Good Job Lil Slut
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Some Crazy BMX Rider Drew Bezanson
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Girls With Abs
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Jessica Biel with Pit Bulls
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hidden Cam Captures Girl Masturbating in Toilet
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This Fat Naked Jog is the Best Thing Ever
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Self Anal Fisting
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This Haze Her Shit Isn’t So Bad
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Glass Dildo Masturbation
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Some Amateur Chick and Her Big Old Titties
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Don’t Walk into that Cabin in the Woods…
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Big Tits on Cam
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Girls Who Strap On Together Stay Together
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Amateur Couple Fuck on an Escalator…
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Jun

Snooki is your Thinspiration of the Day

You know the world is fucking doomed when your thinspiration is the fat troll from The Jersey Shore you assumed died of a drug overdose or possible choking on a herpes ridden dick during childbirth, because despite being played up to be a pile of shit of a human for the sake of entertainment, she was a pile of shit of a human….is your Thinspiration.

She is all that is wrong with the American dream…and here she is straight flexing…unfortunately, this pics don’t involve her flash card suicide.

PS – stop masturbating to these…you freak.

I know I should be more respectful when talking to high school drop out trash who are New York Times Best sellers thanks to the world being fucking doomed…

Unfortunately, all I see is red…but on the positive side of things…at least she’s not fat..cuz a fat Snooki is worse than a fit one…I know, doesn’t seem possible does it…cuz everything Snooki does is fucking tragic.

Posted in:Snooki

2013

26

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and her Dad of the Day

I guess this is a picture Vanessa Hudgens posted last week on instagram of her and her father. I’ve seen this bitch naked, I can see the resemblance…it’s uncanny.

As a stepfather, who never wants kids of his own, I still respect the happiness in a girl’s face when she is with her dad, to every girl he is her hero, her first love and that bond is one that no one can really break, unless of course he’s a molester in which case she probably wouldn’t be hugging him and as happy with him as possible, but then again, his selling her to the entertainment industry has worked ok for her..

Either way, here’s the little Monkey and her dad…so cute.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

26

Jun

Vanessa Lawrens Topless for FHM of the Day

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Vanessa Lawrens is some dude named Mario Balotelli’s wife or fiancé and she’s naked or at least topless in FHM France…because that’s what quality nude models with fake tits who seduce athletes because it is a good retirement plan do…

I’m into it, I just wouldn’t be if I was a pro Athlete, I mean why bother marrying these gutter opportunist wallet fucking gold digging hookers who have probably banged hundreds of dudes before you to get the same outcome they are getting with you…They are at their prime now, fuck em and leave em, cuz you know they’ll let you fuck anything you want as they try to seduce you, and so many girls out there probably want the same thing milk it, never give in…make a reality show out of it….I mean quality wife material isn’t in magazines showing their tits…random sluts you fuck cuz you can are…so that’s what should be going down…not that I care, I’ve never heard of Vanessa Lawrens or her soccer husband, but I have seen their tits.

Posted in:NSFW|Vanessa Lawrens

2013

26

Jun

Amy Schumer Disgusting in Full Body Spanx of the Day

I am a joke snob…despite how unfunny you may find me…I find everyone else just as unfunny…

I am sexist and I don’t believe girls should be comedians or making jokes. There are dishes to be done, babies to be changed, and there have been very few who are actually funny, thought provoking or interesting.

The majority just say things a girl shouldn’t say, with little or no thought…are ugly and bitter about being ugly, trying to relate with the pretty girls by pretending they are pretty girls who have pretty girl issues, that I have a hard time believing they actually have.

This AMy Schumer is another new generation comedian, who unlike Joan Rivers, has nothing to fucking offer. Her act is flimsy and just noise, but more importantly, she looks like this DISGUSTING face and body that looks either inbred, product of straight sibling rape…I’ve seen her act, I’ve found her “Roasts” offensive, because anything that comes from an ugly bitch can’t be heard because ugly bitches barely fucking exist and to rebuttal anything she says to dis people like Charlie Sheen or whoever she’s mocking is always gonna be “Bitch, if you’re even a girl, say what you will with your shitty jokes, the fact remains, you look like this and based on that alone, I’ve won”…It’s like she only signed up to do a roast in hopes that it involved eating a roast…

So here she is being funny in a body SPANX, I hate her….She should be funny trying to drown herself for being born so fucking flawed. I mean the real joke is being born to look like this…

Posted in:Amy Schumer

2013

26

Jun

Rihanna is at War of the Day

Rihanna went after some bitch named Liz Jones, who I think writes fro the UK Guardian, the same publication that said I was one of the worst things to happen in the first decade of the 2000s, a title that I like to think of as my peak, or maybe it was something else from the UK….

I don’t know the backstory, I don’t care, I just know that there is no way Rihanna wrote this, even if it is in her broken english, because she’s uneducated and the word “Campaign” is definitely beyond her capacity…if it read “I used to suck British Dick for money when I was 14, until it turned into gold in America, and now I’m rich and can grab my vagina and show off my weed and nipples to my fans, it makes me more popular”…with more typos..I’d believe it…

But it’s still kinda funny…”Sloppy Menopausal Mess”…I love those, cuz the Menopausal messes I’m used to are dry…so fucking dry…

LOL!!!! My money got a bad habit of pissing people off!! If you sincerely wanna help little girls more than their own parents do, here’s a toxic tip: don’t be amateur with your articles, you sound bitter! What’s all this about hair and nails and costumes and tattoos?? ….That shit ain’t clever!!! That shit ain’t journalism! That’s a sad sloppy menopausal mess!!! Nobody over here acts like they’re perfect! I don’t pretend that I’m like you, i just live… My life!! And I don’t know why y’all still act so surprised by any of it!! “Role Model” is not a position or title that I have ever campaigned for, so chill wit dat! I got my own fucked up shit to work on, I’ll never portray that as perfect, but for right now it’s ME!! Call it what ya want!! Toxic was cute, Poisonous Pop Princess had a nice ring to it, just a lil wordy! And P.S. my first American Vogue cover was in 2011…APRIL!!! #ElizabethAnnJones

I am surprised the Rihanna team cares this much…I just wish Rihanna outted me like this. I could use the traffic and I saw way worse shit about her on the regular….than

She promotes drug-taking, drinking and the sort of fashion sense on stage that surely invites rape at worst, disrespect at least … I wish she’d stop infecting our high streets with her gun tattoos, her false nails and fake hair, her bogus bad-ass shenanigans that try to portray her as ‘real’, as ‘street’, as her own person, as strong and single-minded … This poisonous pop princess should come with a government health warning”

On the regular….so Rihanna..if you’re reading this…choose me! CHOOSE ME! You gutter trash hooker who has caused at least 3 girls I know to be pregnant by 14, addicted to meth and HIV positive….

PS – I love fashion sense that promotes rape or worse…(is anything worse than rape?, probably not when you look like this Liz bitch, I feel rape is invited with a face like that)….

PPS – I am surprised she didn’t mention that Rihanna let’s her men assault her…that to me is the real issue when it comes to Rihanna’s influence on young girls…short shorts, weed, and pussy grabbing is all good…but thinking it’s ok to beat a woman…not so much…

PPPPPPS – I think the real issue is this reporter’s face..what the fuck is going on there – maybe she should worry less about Rihanna and more about Botox…my god.

PPPPPPPPPS – I think the world needs more Rihannas, but I’m also a fucking pervert who likes rape clothing…

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