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2013

26

Jun

Words of Wisdom By Aaron Hernandez of the DAy

Every time a football player or really anyone is charged with murder, I like to cross reference their twitter to see what their headspace is and to find the irony in the quotes and things they say and the fact that they are being charged with fucking murder…it makes me laugh because I am a sick man, just not as sick as this Aaron Herndez, charged with murder, New England Patriot gone Wild…I mean posing in a selfie with your murder weapon…no wonder dude was in sports and not in a real job…what a dummy…I mean he could have not killed a dude and been rockin’ millions of dollars a year for the next 10 years…but now that tight end takes on a whole new meaning…but is equally celebrated just not compensated quite as well…idiot.

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2013

26

Jun

Robbery Fail of the Day

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I have no idea what is going on here, but it seems like the guy in the helmet was trying to rob a store, and someone tries to stop him, setting him off and leading to a fist fight, that ends with the entire store, or maybe just the entire family of the store owner who has his whole immigrant life invested in the store and a robbery is a personal insult to their people and that’s why they jump in a help…using random objects and the whole thing is pretty funny….

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2013

26

Jun

Miley Cyrus for Jimmy Kimmel of the Day

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I had a sex dream about Miley Cyrus last night. I am not going to go into details about it, because it was a little too romantic for my liking, in fact it was a lot too romantic, because the only thing I should be dreaming about with this bitch is hardcore sex that doesn’t end in cuddling, but does end in wallet fucking…

Not to mention there was a little too much Miley in it for my liking, I figure if I’m dreaming about these people I hate on, they’ve won…like they’ve infiltrated my mind like a Lady Gaga song…I’ve never intentionally listened to, but know all the words of…if you know what I mean..

Well, apparently while I was doing that, she was defying the image Disney spent millions building up of her, by tweaking with another girl and being all suggestive and slutty, the way I like enough to dream about…

I didn’t watch any of these videos, my internet connection is shit, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t blindly post them…does it.

Here’s interview – Part 1

Here’s interview – Part 2

Here’s performance – Part 1

Here’s performance – Part 2

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2013

26

Jun

Rita Ora In a Bikini for a Photoshoot of the Day

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Looks like pudgy Rita Ora starved herself for a few weeks before this bikini photoshoot she posted to the internet….

From what I remember she normally more busty, and less toned….I’ve got pics to prove it, I’m just too lazy to use the search bar on the site to find it.

For those of you who don’t know or care about Rita Ora, and I assume that’s probably all of you, she’s the UK Rihanna Impersonator, who I guess the Record labels liked and hired, in the event Rihanna ends up killing herself now that she’s a big star and not on a short puppet string anymore…You know now that she makes her own career decisions, and life decisions, and the labels who created her kinda work for her…an uneducated, inexperienced, coddled brat who makes stupid choices…they know she’s bound to fail eventually, and this is the back-up plan.

Now I’ve never listened to Rita Ora’s music, and I won’t, but I will stare at her in a bikini for a few minutes, but in my defence I stared at a fat granny in a bikini in the park for 4 hours yesterday, you know until it got weird for both of us and I felt I should go over there and introduce myself as the guy who was staring at her for 4 hours…but I didn’t for fear of being forced to have sex with her…despite having no standards, sometimes I try to avoid horrible decisions before they happen…and I guess so does Rita Ora, at least that’s what her starving herself for a change tells me. Good job!

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2013

26

Jun

Bar Refaeli Does Instagram of the Day

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I wonder if Bar Refaeli’s mortgage payment is coming up, or maybe she’s making a big purchase, or maybe she just wants to see her bank account a little more substantial…or maybe she’s just feeling a little insecure and in need of a little attention..because she’s been aggressively posting bikini pics to the internet and I mean that’s kinda what all the ratchets do…eager for LIKES…

I’m not complaining, even if I find her a little plus sized, I’m just curious what she has up her sleeve, what’s all this scheming, but not that curious, because in less than 5 minutes, I will forget I posted this, because guess what, it really doesn’t fucking matter because she doesn’t matter.She’s a bikini model, she’s old, she’s not even American and doesn’t even live in America and there are so many other breasts out there to replace hers…welt’s focus on those.

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2013

26

Jun

Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair France of the Day

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These aren’t hot. Scarlett Johansson is old, fat, dumpy, sloppy, a divorcee, uneventful and not very interesting. Her acting has consistently been emptiness, and her personal life equally dull. She’s about as colorful as a pile of shit…but for some reason she got picked up, marketed heavily, loved by the masses, because of her face, and ability to hide her gut…and we all wanted to fuck her at least once…

I pretty much hate her after seeing the nude pics she sent someone to jail for leaking, when she should have been the one sent to jail for taking…not because I don’t like looking at nudes of all women, but because I thought taking homie down was a little excessive, considering she was the slut who took the pics in the first place and should have taken some ownership on that…

I mean if sharing nudes is a crime, I’m the fucking stepfather of that shit…that’s all I fucking do…so I guess whenever groups try to take my kind down, I am forced to make them enemy number 1…and hate all their non-nude work…like this shit that might as well be the cover of Good Housekeeping, a cover she’ll never get, cuz Good Housekeeper’s don’t get divorced…..a Good Housekeeper keeps her man and home good…and they don’t get their asses divorced.

An ass she’s poking out in these pice..

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2013

26

Jun

Jessie J’s White Bikini of the Day

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Big Booty Bitches…her name is Jessie J, she’s from the UK, she was a popstar in a leotard for a minute and now she’s a shaved head in a bikini…

She looks like she could be a pornstar…but in her defense, all girls look like pornstars…I blame the tits and vaginas for that.

Posted in:Jessie J

2013

26

Jun

Xenia Deli’s Meat for VS Pink of the Day

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My favorite thing about Victoria’s Secret Pink is that it is the brand’s gateway lingerie company.

It’s the Marijuana of panties, you know the one that gets them in when they are young because it is accessible and barely illegal. It always leads to the heavier shit that is more addictive and offers a lifetime of commitment and disappointment…you know the heroin of panties….

It’s what they use to seduce the kids in, with product that parents are not disgusted by, that look cute. You know nothing crotchless or lacy here…but that will allow these kids to know nothing but Victoria’s Secret into their adulthood…It’s just clever shit and they are using Xenia Deli as one of their models, which I guess is a good decision, because she’s amazing to look at, and anything that gets her half naked…even if it’s the tame collection from a brand that is overly Christian friendly, despite being owned and run by the Jews…like Christmas….all nipples and vagina photoshopped out…I’ll still stare and wonder what went wrong in my life, and what went right in Xenia’s life, that made her impossible for me to by 10 dollars a minute to on a webcam site like all the other Cold War Boomers from behind the Iron Curtain.

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2013

26

Jun

Lacey Banghard is Topless for NUTS of the Day

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I may not know much about this Lacey Banghard bitch, but I know one thing, the only thing that really matters, and that is that being topless is kinda all she does…it is her one trick…and luckily for her, that trick pays the fucking bills, seduces rich men, and allows people to focus on what is important, rather than having to charm people with her personality or intelligence, those things just get in the way of objectification through staring at tits…

Now I don’t think she’s all that great, but her tits are big, she looks like a stripper, and she’s stripping, which I guess makes her good enough, and that’s all we really need in life…good enough…

The people with the lowest expectations are always the happiest…

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Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2013

26

Jun

Staring into Ashlee Simpson’s Soul of the Day

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I am not a religious man, but every now and then I feel the need to start my day, by staring into the soul of a woman, via her vagina. It helps me question and understand our existence, you know from the source, because real enlightenment comes from knowing what it all means…and what better way to do that than to use Today’s Vagina, despite being low quality and wrapped in a bikini bottom, provided by Ashlee Simpson, the original Teen Mom, I guess in a pose inviting new sperm in for another round…cuz her career’s not quite as lucrative as her uterus…

That’s all I have to say about that…in fact, I’ve said too much.

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