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2013

25

Jun

Courtney Stodden’s Comical Sized Tits of the Day

I almost wonder what went wrong in Courtney Stodden’s childhood to make her like this, but then I remember that I don’t care about Courtney Stodden enough to worry about her mental health issues, moreover, I don’t think anything went wrong, but rather went totally right, because I like girls who present themselves like this, you know classy ladies at least in the gutter or the stripclub, cuz they can afford to get their hair did, spray tans and all the fancy clothes, while the other strippers just stink from lack of time to shower between john’s cuz they are too busy smoking crack.

Seriously, I like what she’s done with the place, because I have this theory if you’re gonna get implants, make them fucking count.

Doing the subtle tits that look as real as possible is for cancer survivors.

Hookers, who want tits to make money…shouldn’t go that route..

Now, I am not sure her sex tape exists yet, but I am 98% convinced she’s the next Farrah Abraham, and despite questioning whether she’s actually 18 or 45, using the “Teen Angle” as a PR move, or not…I am ready to watch her get her fuck on.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

25

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute in Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is lovely, but Victoria’s Secret, like all billion dollar corporations, is ruining her.

It’s one of those misinformed decisions that happens to all kinds of third world immigrants who believe in the American Dream. They see Coca Cola, McDonald’s, Levis Jeans and think “Freedom”…you know a life far better than the one they are living in their shanty or cold water flat in a war torn city.

Then they get here and realize their minimum wage job can’t afford much more than what they had at home, and that they are starving, hungry and forced to turn to crime to get by.

Only unlike the standard immigrant, Edita Vilkeviciute came into this with a good paying job, a job that would promise her rock star lovers, exclusive events, a lasting career as a half naked model…and millions of dollars when it is all said and done. Maybe even her own TV show like she was Heidi Klum or Tyra before her…

So in her case, the only thing being ruined of hers by the evil empire, at least that we know of, is that they are photoshopping out her hard nipples and pussy lip definition…she’s totally into showing off to get ahead ….and to me that’s the worst kind of ruining you can do to a girl…no matter where she’s from…

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2013

25

Jun

Zip Line Fail of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, I am a bit of an asshole.

I do not necessarily wish pain upon people, but I always laugh when people get hurt in fail videos.

I don’t know if it is just my general hatred for society, or if it is just because I like seeing idiots in idiot situations have the worst possible outcome…I just know shit makes me laugh…and laughter is the best medicine…so I guess her pain is like the kids dying in opium farms for our morphine…

I mean, it’s hard to really feel sorry for someone who has already won at life, getting fucked up, doing dumb shit on some action/adventure retreat….I mean it’s not like she’s a homeless prostitutes sucking dick for a warm mean, she’s just some chick putting herself in this situation for this to happen.

I wonder if she lived…

Watch this with the audio on, it makes it better. Don’t worry, Karma has already got me…

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think I may be sexist. Everytime I see a woman in her 20s driving a brand new Ferrari, I just assume she’s a gold digging hooker with a whipped old rich husband, who doesn’t give a fuck if she drives the brand new ferrari, cuz he’s got 4 others…Instinctively, I think – hooker.

When it’s totally possible that the ferrari she’s driving is her dads.

Here are some stepLINKS….

How About Some Underboob
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Kate Gosselin Mocks Asians
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Selena Gomez’s Friend is Short and Fat in a Bikini
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Beagle Trained To Steal Bikini Tops
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Dude Rides a Whale Shark
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This Exotic Bitch has Huge Tits
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Tupac Musical Headed to Broadway
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Dirt Bike Crash Gone Wrong
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The Weirdest Iced Tea Performance Art Show
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Drunk Chick Takes a Piss on the Streets of Budapest
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Jun

Tanning Mom Topless of the Day

Tanning Mom is just another pile of shit human who happened to get famous for being a low level, horrible parent, that I guess the tabloids got a hard on for, and exploited her enough to make her a known personality for a solid minute…a minute that she’s still trying to make last as long as fucking possible because here she is topless on the beach in staged pictures that should have never happened, but aren’t the first time they happened, cuz there comes a point in every pigs life where they pull whatever tricks they can to keep their celebrity alive…low fucking level..but be happy it isn’t a sex tape, even though I am not happy it is not a sex tape, because a sex tape starring this monster, would be fucking amazing to watch…

It is safe to say, based on these pics, that a sex tape is not too far from actually happening…it’s just the natural, progression of a bottom feeder, and I am very eager to see her loose fitting stomach jiggle while it fucks.

Fingers crossed.


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Posted in:NSFW|Tanning Mom

2013

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I feel like I’ve said all I need to say, like it’s time for me to bow out and move on into a life of silence, with even more insignificance than I have now, you know talking to people in stores or restaurants or bars if I have to, cuz really 10 years of this blogging shit is almost ridiculous, or it would be, if it wasn’t for all the pussy…

That said, 15 year old girls…what the fuck…these short shorts are in style, but girls who are over 15 don’t seem to be wearing them, making the mall, full of ass cheek, criminal ass cheek my friend has already inquired about legally changing his age for.

The anti-bullying shit has gone to far, if I see another fat chick on social media with FLAWLESS written under her name, I am going to be very angry. She is clearly flawed.

If you shave your duck, it will look bigger.

If instagram launched video to kill vine, they should consider a slow motion filter, so I can recruit girls to eat popsicles on the shit, for my masturbation purposes…cuz popsicles and bikinis are my porn.

Here are some stepLINKS, it’s summer time, it’s raining, I’m not wearing pants, fuck you.

Kim Kardashian is Addicted to Breast Feeding
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Staring At Girls Leg Gap
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Chris Brown Beat Up a New Girl…
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Sandra Bullock has Shitty Cleavage
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2 Year Old Falls from Window and Gets Caught
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Ashlin Hot as Fuck in Topless….
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Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pics
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15 Huge Pairs of Tits
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Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders do “22′ By Taylor Swift
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Tom Cruise and His New Beard…Awkwardly Cuddling
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Michelle Hunziker Pregnant Bikini Pics
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This Exotic Bitch has Huge Tits
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Running on Molten Lava – What?
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Today in Road Rage
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Miami Heat Duck Under Overpasses During Parade
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Does This Guy Look Like He’d Suck Cock?
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The 25 Best Actors in their 20s
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Rosie Jones in Lingerie
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Claudia Romani’s Ass in a Thong
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A Couple of Crackheads Taking Nut Shots on a Pool Table for No Real Reason….
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Restroom Atte
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Carrie Fisher See Through to Bra
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Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples
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Courtney Stodden Shopping with her DDs
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Will Smith is Not in Independence Day 2
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Candice Swanepoel Leggy
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Heather Graham in a Leather Dress
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All The Season 3 Game of Thrones Nudity in One Video
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Mathilda May Naked in Lifeforce
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Imagine Some Of These Bitches Sitting On You…
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Some Belly Presses – They are the New Bench Presses
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Busty Babes Playing With Oil
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Crazy Fucking Airplane Stunt…
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Victoria Justice in Leggings
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Lisa Rinna As Marilyn Monroe
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Some Pregnant Chick Named Frankie Sandford in a Bikini
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Huge High School Rugby Hit….
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Big Booty Tennis!
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10 Girlin Bikinis Falling Down
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Claudia Jordan’s Bikini Boobs
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Olivia Wilde Horrible in Booty Shorts
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Paralyzed Hedgehog Gets a Wheelchair
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Selena Gomez and Some Chick in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale in a Bra Top
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The Rock Eats 14 Egg Whites and 3 Pounds of Meat for Hercules
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Weather Girl Scared of Spider
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Miley Cyrus Legs for Days
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Jim Carey Won’t Promote Kickass 2
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Hot Girls Fishing…
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Apparently Short And Ugly Is The New Hollywood Trend
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!

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Nerdy Girl Fucks Both Holes and Squirts…YAY
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Donkey Punch Fail….
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66 MInute Lesson in Teen Pregnancy
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Hot Enough Webcam Strip
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Big Girl, Big Ass, Big Tits
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Some Headless Masturbating
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINK

2013

24

Jun

Bikini Model Officially Ruined While in a Bikini of the DAy

I am not anit-Adam Levine. I find his songs annoying, his personality annoying, and he’s kinda like a midget Jewish clown you’d expect to be dancing around at some Bar Mitzvah, who all the grandmothers like, rather than a superstar making hundreds of millions on TV and in music…but I can’t control popularity, or marketing, or what works…I mean so much shit that’s out there is shit…and he’s just another one of the puppets cashing in on it…hard to hate a hustler…

I am just anti girls who fuck Adam Levine, like little groupie bitches, who use him as some sort of right of passage, like that they have finally made it as models, now that this pop star sticks his dick in them…

I mean it is hard to hate him for fucking models, I would be doing the same thing as him if I was him, because models are fucking hot and probably fun to fuck…

But these models, they are just opportunist, and whether it is ANNE V, Behati Prinsloo, or now Nina Agdal, they all might as well be hookers, and he’s their john, paying them in being able to be associated with him…

I just hate seeing whores, even when I know they are all whores, it’s kinda nice when a hot bitch isn’t wallet fucking, especially when she’s got her own fucking wallet..

It’s a weird world we live in, but at least Adam Levine is taking full advantage of the top quality pussy he can, it’s a perk of the job, along with every other amazing thing that comes with being famous…like being in Mexico on Vacation when your life is a fucking vacation.


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Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

24

Jun

Xenia Deli in Maddam Underwear of the Day

Xenia Deli makes the best sandwich…all she has to do is pull down her panties and squeeze and shit looks like a nice no carb, loose pile of meat I can suck on all day until it melts in my mouth, or we both get a rash from the friction…

Not that I know what her pussy looks like, I just don’t know where else to go with a hot bitch named Deli, I just try to make sure it is somewhere that is not near her eyebrows, cuz those things, are a little too intense for me, like they have a life of their fucking own….while the rest of her is just amazing enough to ignore the weirdness and more importantly be angry she’s making it as a model, because models all end up with Adam Levine and not in your car sucking your dick for 50 bucks…like they should.

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

24

Jun

Jada Pinkett’s In a White Bikini of the Day

I was going to do a Guess the Vagina in a Wet White Bikini post, but figured I’d just let you know who the pussy belongs to, because you’d never guess, Jada Pinkett Smith…

I figure this post is better suited to be a “Vagina Will Smith Doesn’t Fuck”…and ride that whole Scientologists are homosexuals, and the vagina they marry are just vessels for their children, often times, like in Katie Holme’s case, we aren’t even sure if the wives are human, or robot, or alien…we just know they stand by their very very rich men, and when they need to get fucked, they do it discreetly, by other men, who their husbands allow them to have sex with, because lets face it, she’s a black chick who got herself on TV rather than the strip club, and that to me means dick sucking and fucking, is kinda her education, you know what allowed her to get to Fresh Prince to begin with…

The good news is that despite being old, she’s ripped, I’d fuck her, but then again I’d fuck any black girl, they are so athletic and know how to move.

The fascinating thing in all this is how little her vagina sags, despite her age, babies and experience. Jada Pinkett, What’s your secret?!


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Posted in:Jada Pinkett

2013

24

Jun

Kenny Chesney’s Awesome Crowd of the Day

Nothing says country music or cowboy like a bunch of rednecks in a good old fashion bar brawl, even if this bar happens to be an outdoor concert, put on by Kenny Chesney, who unlike real country music, you know the good Outlaw shit from the 40s-70s, is just shitty country, that so much middle American trash listens to, because they are uneducated hicks who don’t know better and if you watch this videos you’ll see case in point….

10 large fights broke out and 150 people were treated for various medical needs. Another 45 people were taken to medical facilities as well.

I mean maybe they are just angry about his 4 month marriage to Renee Zellweger, you know 4 months too long for a small eyed freak…

I guess what it comes down to is that it was unfortunate there wasn’t a gun fight, cuz this topless wrestling is a little too Brokeback Mountain cowboy…and not enough real cowboy…probably a lot like Kenny Chesney, at least based on his taste in women.

All this to say, Country Music is a bad influence on our youth, I think we should look into getting it banned from all public places and/or The Voice. It’s like the new Marilyn Manson and these kids are Paris Jackson or some shit.

Posted in:Videos