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2013

26

Jun

“I’m Peeing in the Shower” is the LOLZ of the Day

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Close friend of the stepfamily Sam Jones…just put out a video of her at her mom’s Beach Club…peeing in the Cabana shower, a shower that I assume her mom pays more to have, all because she’s too lazy to walk to the public bathrooms…and the exchange between the two…and the video…is amazing.

This is up on some Grey Gardens, but more Jewish, less homeless shit…and I loved every second of it. I predict – TV Show.

I generally don’t endorse any of my friends or family or lovers, or people who hate me on the internet because I hate seeing people succeed, especially after I give them a co-sign, because whenever they do succeed they forget about their DrunkenStepfather…and stop answering my calls.

But it would be selfish of me to not share this with the world, you know to keep it all for myself, even though I want her to be all mine.

Like the dancing monkey I lock in the basement and who I make perform for me when I’m in the mood for her.

And to answer her question, no Sam, we can’t see your vagina, but I would definitely like to, ideally with my mouth….

Posted in:Uncategorized|Videos

2013

26

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I have groupies, whenever I tell people that, they laugh at me. Then I show them pictures and they laugh harder, because I guess the general public don’t think groupies count when they are obese amputees who are missing teeth, cross eyed, and rocking some serious asymmetrical tits with different colored nipples, that sag down to their belly butter, where you can see their scrotum-like pussy hanging, trying to escape the evil polluted mess that is her crotch…

People are jealous and haters want to hate…so be as racist as you want to stepGROUPIES Paula Deen, leaves more for me.

We are all god’s children. Here are some morning links..

The Man with the 140 Pound Testicles and 1 Inch Penis is Today’s Hero
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Bar Refaeli’s Gone Nuts on Instagram
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Stag Attacks Photographer
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Mike Tyson Teams Up with Spike Lee for an HBO Special
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Funny Video Game Fail Screen Shot
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Epic Wrestling Finishing Move
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Guess Who is Selling NORTH WEST PICS
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Lily Donaldson for Terry Richardson…Not Naked
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Old Woman Training…
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Some Chick Named Elizabeth Chambers in Town & Country Porn That Isn’t Porn At All…
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Taylor Lautner in a Perfectly Timed Pic
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday on Wednesday
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A Babe Lighting Her Babe Friend’s Fart on Fire
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Cum Foo Fighter – NSFW
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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2013

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My new pick-up line is hitting up Karaoke bars and trying to convince girls to sing love songs into the micro-sized mic that is my penis…So far, it’s got a zero percent success rate.

My other pick-up line is trying to communicate with people that their Facebook and Phones are tracked by the corporations who own them…as well as the government…so people have already seen their dirty talk, sexts and nudes, so they might as well just drop their pants or lift their skirts and show me their assholes right then and there, because everyone’s already seen it, as there dis no privacy. So far, it’s got a zero percent success rate.

Here are some stepLINKS.

Miley Cyrus Uses Twitter to Get Revenge on Her Dad
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Hailey Baldwin’s Stephen Baldwin Face in Her Bikini
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A Bunch of Girls in Selfies Taken From Their Bed
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Throwback Miranda Kerr Photoshoot
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Shailene Woodley in some Stills from her New Movie You Will Masturbate To cuz You’re Weird.
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Jordan Carver has Serious Tits
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Beat Gets Close to Hunter
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When Nature Gets Perverted
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Kate Moss in Leather
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Miranda Kerr in a Shitty See Through Dress
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Veronica Angeloni in a Bikini Lookin Hot
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Busty Redhead Topless on the BEach
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Miley Cyrus Shows She Can Suck Black Cock
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Honest Trailer – Independence Day
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Bikini Babe Faceplant Almost Dies
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Pink Spreading Her Legs – Beast Mode
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20 Hottest Pics of Some Twat Named Alyshia
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13 Hottest Disney Stars Gone Wild…
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Sarah Shahi Throws a Pitch at the Dodgers
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1 Star Porn Reviews is Some Funny Shit…
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Miley Legs to Celebrate Ying Yang Twins Miley Cyrus Song….
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Anne Rice on Paula Deen
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Girls With Some Crazy Eyes
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Lauren Stoner Saggy Vagina in a Bikini
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Johnny Depp Travels With his Pirates Costume For the Sick Kids
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Bitch Knows How To Use Her Tits To Get What She Wants
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Leopard Breaks into a House and Kills Dog – HORRIBLE.
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How To Make a Girl Mad…
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How To Recover Like a Boss
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Underboob!
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Jesinta Campbell Cleavage at Man of Steel Premiere
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I am Totally Into Malena Morgan’s Naked Posing with Lace Bunny Ears
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Hot Sexy Maid Posing Naked in Front of the Mirror
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Snoring Hummingbird
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Katy Perry and John Mayer Still FUCK
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Penis VS Pin
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Some Greek Chick in a Bikini Lookin Alright.
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Someone Invented a Penis Drawing Machine
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Old Man Fucking Up Traffic Gets Owned…
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Sodomy Is All The Rage In Colorado
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8 Drinking Games from Around the World…
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Jessica Alba Licking Ice Cream
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Fit Girl with ABS of the Day
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AnnaLynne Riding a Bike
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!

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Some babes VS a Double Ended Dildo
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This Star Fucker is Fucking Shrek’s GF
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Girls Get Off By Licking Each Other’s Feet
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What the Fuck is She Masturbating With?
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Fat Busty Muslim Wife Stips and Spreads her Ass
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Girls Who Masturbate Together Stay Together
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Some Seriously Ridiculously Huge and Amazing Tits
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This Anjelica Girl is a Fucking Babe…You’d Never Expect to See Getting her Asshole Licked.
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A Girl’s Embarrassing – Non-Nude Sexy Dance
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

25

Jun

Hailey Baldwin’s Stephen Baldwin Face in a Bikini of the Day

Based on Hailey Baldwin’s face, she is Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, and like her cousin Ireland, she is out there trying to get noticed in her bikini…

It is like they are competing to keep up the family tradition of having every single family member, every last one of them famous for some reason or another….no matter what the level of fame…whether it is Oscar worthy, or Stephen Baldwin worthy, it all counts…

She’s 17, she’s not fat, and like all 17 year olds, she’s probably very fucking annoying to communicate with, but her body is pretty much at it’s prime because she’s 17 and cellulite hasn’t set in yet…

Seriously, just ask any girl you know who is no longer 17 whether she’d rather be in a bikini now or when she was 17….

Lookin’ at her from afar, is ok…for a man of age. It’s not illegal to look and if anything…looking at her from afar is probably a better situation for her…you know thanks to having daddy’s Barney Rubble face…Seriously, this almost freaks me out, but then I remember, when in a bikini a girl doesn’t have a face…


TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI
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2013

25

Jun

Is Kate Moss Wearing Panties of the Day?

Kate Moss is amazing.

I know she’s old as fuck, her stomach is starting to show, and I don’t think she’s pregnant, and she’s a fraction of what she was, but a fraction of what she was, is better than most…

She represents a better time….an era where she was a model who fucked rockstars unprotected, who partied hard and who did a ton of cocaine out in the open…she was also topless out in the open as often as possible, because I guess she had nothing to hide, seeing as she modelled topless, and couldn’t be bothered covering up for the paparazzi, it got in the way of an even tan…All while being a mom to a little girl…

Her nipples amazing, long and humble, but probably not humble at all, but cunty as fuck cuz she’s Kate Moss….

She’s still getting work and more importantly she seems to be exposing her vagina…but can’t be too sure…

Sure it’s not like we haven’t seen HER PUSSY before , but that doesn’t mean it is a delicacy, like a aged cheese, many many many people have had their hands in, but that just adds to the flavor….

All this to say, I love Kate Moss.


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2013

25

Jun

Nina Agdal Pretty Naked and Wet in a See Thru Photoshoot of the Day

I am not a real fan of Nina Agdal, I do think she was robbed the SI cover in favor of milking Kate Upton like the cow she is for another year, because of her popularity….

I find she looks retarded, and despite having a fit enough body, her face just doesn’t do it for me…

I still posted a story about Nina Agdal and her DUMPY Looking ASS yesterday … that was calling her out for being a typical model hooker, groupie-ing on Adam Levine…which in turn makes her typical, obvious and even tarnished…

Not because I don’t think Adam Levine deserves hot pussy, he’s rich, famous, on TV, and fucking models is what popstars do…but because I expect a model who is famous in her own right to have better gold digging strategy…

Well, these pics are some pretty major pics I can only assume happened before she got famous cock and model-celebrity. Because all models do nudes to get to a level where we know them….

You can pretty much see bush, titty and ass…which for a model who claims she’ll never do anything pornographic…is pretty pornographic…making her look the best she’s ever looked. I mean barely retarded…this is huge.

Posted in:Nina Agdal|NSFW

2013

25

Jun

Topless Guy Rocks The Dancefloor of the Day

This dude is one of the coolest guys on the internet right now…

I can almost relate to his hustle, because so many times I have been at the club and I’ve found myself watching girls twerk, only to press myself up to them with a boner, for a cheap thrill, and a little grind…I figure 1 out of every 100 you do that too will be too drunk to realize you’re disgustingly fat..and next thing you know you’re fingering the bitch on the dance floor, like God intended you to do…it’s a numbers game, cast that net, cuz eventually one will stick…at least that’s what you hope.

I’ve never done it topless, but I should, it makes it way more hilarious.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jun

Bar Refaeli Modeling Passionata Lingerie of the Day

Bar Refaeli works. Or at least apparently she’s still getting half naked for money, this time for Passionata, the brand she is the body for, and has been the body for since Victoria’s Secret fired her for being too fat.

I just assumed she was retired, you know moved back to Israel to get married and make babies like most Jewish girls who turn 30, with some local Jewish millionaire, because she’s already done the non-Jewish A-listers, that phase is behind her and now she can settle down with people of her own culture, but unlike Paula Deen, she won’t be called Racist for insisting on marrying her own religion, even though that’s exactly what it is…because last time I checked we are all God’s children. We are all one race…the Human Race…and her is Bar Rafeali showing us her tits a little better at being human than so many girls I’ve fucked, so good she gets paid for it.

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2013

25

Jun

Ioanna Ntenti Hot for Grazia of the Day

Ioanna Ntenti is some Greek model who was winner or runner up of Greek’s Next Top Model, where I hear one of the tests was not performing Anal sex with editors of magazines in order to get jobs, because Anal sex is normal sex in Greece, and in being Greek, it’s kinda just what she does….the asshole is the primary orifice and we find that almost as fun as Feta Cheese…and Souvlaki…

I guess she’s making some moves, she’s in Grazia Italia, not showing her NIPPLES SHE’S SHOWN BEFORE …because that’s all part of being a model…but she’s got a rocking’ body that unlike the Greek women I buy my chicken from, who has a moustache thicker than her three sons named George….I want to actually fuck…rather than just closing my eyes and stomaching it…oh the thing’s I’ll do for free food….

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2013

25

Jun

Christina Masterson Topless Instagram Fail of the Day

Christina Masterson is a Power Ranger you probably never heard of, unless of course you sit at home watching kid’s shows, because you are a fucking creep…and kid’s shows are your porn…or I guess if you have kids and you’re forced to watch the shit because having kids robbed you of any freedom you may have had…and now the only time you can jerk off is when you’re pretending to take a shit, and even then it is questionable, cuz little Tommy can walk in at any given time, or worse, your wife, who will accuse you of cheating because she saw a porn site open on your computer to get you in the mood…

Well, whether you’ve heard of her or not, we can all agree that she has failed in her toplessness on social media…it’s like she wants us to know her and her homie are comparing tits, but she doesn’t want to let us be the judge of who the winner is and for that, we should collectively hate her. I know I do.

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