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2013

24

Jun

Sarah Ann Macklin in a Bikini for Stylist Magazine of the Day

Her name is Sarah Ann Macklin, I’ve never heard of her, or maybe I have but haven’t paid attention, because I am too busy trying to figure out what went wrong with my life, before having a drink and forgetting what I was doing, as I continue to drink more…

According to GOOGLE, the trusty old, publicly traded, corporate ran, corrupt GOOGLE, she’s the girlfriend of some male model named David Gandy from the UK….and I guess like all opportunist cunts, she’s seduced him with her vagina, in some weird way because I assume being a male model gets you a lot of pussy, and now he’s making calls to get her work, just nothing really that substantial, unless of course Stylist magazine is the new VOGUE, which for some reason I highly doubt…

As far as I’m concerned, whatever publication gets any girl in a bikini for me, so that I don’t have to do the work, or the convincing,

Like last night, when I was telling bitches I’m having a pool party and need them in bikinis, only for them to tell me they won’t be coming because I don’t have a pool, because the rejection hurts my feelings.

Either way, here’s Sarah Ann Macklin…..and no one cares.

Posted in:Sarah Ann Macklin

2013

24

Jun

Rihanna Smoking Joints for Social Media of the Day

I remember a time when people pretended they didn’t smoke weed, and if they were caught smoking weed, the tabloids would go nuts, because weed is illegal and smoking it is such a scandal, worth talking about…

I guess the world has lightened the fuck up and realized who gives a fuck about weed and the people who smoke it…

The fact it is illegal, while cigarettes and booze and prescription pills are legal, is just fucking insanity and represents the corruption of society and just how free we actually are….

Not to mention, everyone from Politicians to your mom and dad smoke it.

So I’m glad people like Rihanna are weed-heads and not ashamed of promoting it, you know putting herself out there for the world to judge, partially because I care about her plight, and her activism, but mainline because I want to fuck her face…and then her wallet.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Unlike Paula Deen, My new favorite thing to do is hang out at all black clubs and watch the tall, thin, big booty bitches, tweak their fucking asses off, like it is part of their culture, you know passed on from generation to generation, in all it’s floor slapping, boner giving glory…

My other favorite thing to do is masturbating.

Here are some morning links to start the week out in a sad, lonely, filled with failure and regret kind of way…only more fun than that.

30 CCs of Big Fucking Tits…
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Dog Vs Dandelions
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Obama Sings Daft Punk
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Georgia May Jagger Gives me Boners…
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This is How They Blow Leaves in Poland
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How To Hypnotize a Chicken
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This Flying Bike is Pretty Crazy
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Blowjob So Awesome It Will make You SHit (NSFW)
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Ashton Kutcher in the Trailer for JOBS
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10 Dumbest Facebook Updates This Weekend
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My Internet GF Who Doesn’t Love Me Back – Claudia Romani – Thong Ass
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Picture of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided to be a sperm donor, but not the traditional kind that goes to the sperm bank and jerks off for money, I want to be a philanthropic sperm donor who gives needy lesbians mason jars full of my sperm of them to put into their turkey basters to make themselves some babies.

I figure I am just doing my part, you know it’s the least I can do for the lesbians, you know after years of them hating me for having a penis…

I generally have no tolerance for things that claim they don’t want penis when I am convinced they really do want penis… but are just confused about penis because a penis hurt them…physically or emotionally, but I’m ignorant.

What it comes down to is that I’m helping people, and that’s what this life is about. I can sleep better at night…but they may not when they realize the sperm I gave them is not very good quality, but do they expect meeting a motherfucker to father their lesbian baby off craigslist

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chinese Fans Mob Beckham
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Amanda Bynes Got Her Implants Removed…
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Hot Asses in Bikinis….
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Elsa Hosk Forgot her Bikini – Bitch
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Chrissy Teigen Naked for GQ
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Ashley Greene’s Wet Camel Toe
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How to Cross the Road in Russia
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Her Name is Liz And She’s Posing Hot and Half Naked
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The Best of Fails
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Your Weekly Dose of WTF
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Deadly Thai Street Fight
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Miranda Kerr is Sporty for Vogue Korea
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Cameron Diaz Getting Groped on Set. Wonder what that Smells Like.
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Meadow Soprano is Sad
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Bad Teacher Sequel is Happening….
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The Asshole’s Guide to Spoiling TV Shows
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I Like Greek Next Top Model….TITs
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Julianne Hough Cuddling Puppies
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Jackie Stallone Edition..
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25 Hit GIFs
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Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Jennifer Aniston Pokies
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Never Wet is a Cool Product Except When Fuckin
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This Director Loves his Job
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Naked Tennis!
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Katherine is a Suicide Girl…..
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Katie Holmes Has Kinky Marks on Her – Alien.
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Bikini Season is Here…
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Kerry Washington in a Magazine….
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Guess The Actress with the Non Existent Ass
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Johnny Depp is Blind in One Eye – What a Loser
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Abercrombie and Fitch Thinks Taylor Swift is a Whore Too
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Some Interspecies Bonding….
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The Largest Rodent!!
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Jeep VS Pool
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Some Hot Naked Blonde Bitch
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Looks Like Kendall Jenner Has Been Practicing her BJ Technique
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Some Declassified UFO Documents
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J.Lo Getting Walk of Fame She Paid For
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Tennis Babes from Wimbeldon
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Wu Tang Clan’s Sign Language Interpreter is Pretty Awesome
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Kendall Jenner Being Naughty with a Lollipop
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Girls Bent at the Waist
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Best Tampon Ad
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Silly VIdeo With a Hot Booty
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Let’s Look Up Teen Mom’s Skirt…
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Monkey Steals Pen…
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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Girl VS Fuck Machine
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Hot Young Masturbation
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Champagne Enema Worth Getting Drunk OFf Of
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Creamy Wet Pussy
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5 Smutty GIFS
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How About a No Shame Side of the Street Quickie
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Some Dildo Action…
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Girl in a Nightgown on the Stairs
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Ava Sparx on the Casting Couch…Lookin’ Young while Making Horrible Life CHoices I Support.
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Arab Teen in the Shower
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Shit Eating Slut.
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Jun

Nicki Minaj Titties for Social Media of the Day

Nicki Minaj has some big titties that she’s clever enough to put on display for the internet..because I guess it’s a competitive world and she’s gotta cray for attention any way she can…or maybe, just maybe she realizes that cropping out her fat donkey ass is a smart move to trick the whites who are into her music that she’s worth jerking off to…I mean I can’t stand her music, I don’t like her marketing lie, or the bullshit that surrounds her and every other popstar out there, but I sure don’t mind when they are topless, but that logic applies to all girls, so send in your pics of you doing the Nicki Minaj, and I don’t mean rap like a retarded kid hitting his head against the wall, I mean hand pasties, because I’d like to masturbate to them.

The good news is we’ve come so far from an era where seeing a topless celeb would actually be shocking or exciting, the age of the internet, has bred a whole lot of slut…and you know what…that’s fantastic.

Here she is continuing her black Gaga clown behavior…in a way I can endorse….as long as it is on mute.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2013

21

Jun

Bar Refaeli Does Instagram in a Bikini of the Day

I am pretty sure that Bar Refaeli has pretty much retired because I haven’t seen her in anything, she’s living back in Israel, and like a lot of Jewish girls, or really girls in general, she’s 30, and that’s marriage and baby making time…her 20s were about making her millions, she’s invested that shit into her own bikini line, and now, she’s saving the bikini pics for her social media, because she lives in a perpetual summer, and really posing in bikinis is all she fucking knows…thank god for that…

Now I don’t think she’s the greatest, if anything I find her big, but she’s still some busty model who fucked A-listers in the past, and I guess that means she matters enough for me…

In all honestly, she had me at “I have a vagina”…like all girls do…it’s a bit of a problem.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

21

Jun

Danielle Sharp’s Awesome Topless Pics for Some Magazine of the Day

What the fuck……this is amazing..

Danielle Sharp is some busty glamour model with big light colored nipples, and she is posing for some website topless, because that’s what Glamour models do, I mean that’s the whole basis of their daddy issues…

I am just impressed because I can practically see her fucking pussy hair follicles…you know after waxing that shit for her photoshoot….while normally they photoshop that shit….but I guess they are slowly taking her to a place that involves exposed pussy….you know cuz she’s already 90 percent there.

But unfortunately, this story will end like so many Glamour models before her…with a soccer playing husband…

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2013

21

Jun

Chrissy Teigan is Nude in GQ of the Day

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Chrissy Teigan is one of my best internet friends of all time…at least if you are like me and consider one tweet directed your way a lasting internet friendship…because that’s just where we’ve come socially…all our conversations forever recorded and on the record for the government to use against us…in text and meaningless from the comfort of our own homes..

I think I called her out for being a wallet fucking opportunist, thanks to her rich musical fiancé, but really who isn’t a wallet fucker these days, I mean even when she makes her own money, why bother dating a broke ass trick, it makes no sense…

I think she mentioned that she thought I was funny, which I can only interpret as flirting…and the whole never hearing from her again as playing hard to get….

Or maybe John Legend won’t let her, cuz he knows I’m a risk..

But he’s’ got nothing to worry about, I’m not into her, and I’m not into her nudes for GQ, I see a lot of model pussy on the internet, and for some reason, I am just not down..

No, it’s got nothing to do with me “Paula Deen-ing”…I think it has more to do with her being an internet comedian, one of the least attractive things for a girl to be…along with DJing…

Here are the pics anyway…

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Chrissy Teigan

2013

21

Jun

Crystal Renn for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Crystal Renn is some eating disorder model who almost died of being anorexic, before deciding to milk her anorexia, by forgetting to be anorexic, gaining 70 lbs, and becoming a plus sized model, all for a publicity stunt, to get her jobs and make her money…

You know, social commentary on the state of the model industry on women, with their “unrealistic” expectations that I think are totally realistic, and are in fact the only reason she existed…by losing weight for work and gaining weight in protest…while people watched…

It all helped her sell books…

Now she has lost all the weight to become a regular sized model, which is what she always was, but she just got misguided for a bit….and she still gets work, even though that kind of acting up would be enough for me to fire her ass if I was her boss….

And luckily, a lot of her work happens in the Swimsuit edition, and now Harper’s Bazaar….

I am always a fan of bikini pics, even if the bikini pics are on old broken down skinny girl turned fat girl turned skinny girl again…

I’m just that kind of pervert…who likes to see a pussy attached to various states of insanity over the course of its pussy lifetime…..

Posted in:Crystal Renn

2013

21

Jun

Paula Deen’s Apology is LOLZ of the Day

There comes a point in raping your public image where you are too far gone to ever apologize, you know you either have to take ownership and ride it til it dies, or you do….or blame being drunk and going through diabetic shock…because the amount of people who believe your tears…

This isn’t the original video I saw, I guess she back peddled thanks to the shitty edits, that I only assume she’s getting coached through by her publicist because she’s got a team who make a lot of money off her…are probably very few and far between…

She’s lost and won’t get back anyone who is sensitive about racist shit, while her core fans, who are probably just as racist as her will just get mad she’s back peddling on their KKK agenda…

I don’t know shit on this story, I don’t even know who this hick racist bitch is, I just know people are talking about it, and it makes me laugh that this was her attempt at redemption…but I guess hicks aren’t really known for their smarts…

Her show has been cancelled despite the fact that she is on TV in the first place is just insane to me.

Either way, diabetes will eventually get her…or her feet and legs…and the

The good news is…when cable or Network TV turns it’s back on you..you can aways sex tape….and I would totally be into that…

I mean the only way to make us believe you aren’t racist is to release a video of you getting fucked up the ass or gang banged by a couple of black guys…

Get workin’ on that, now that you have the time off…

Go to the FOOD NETWORK’S FACEBOOK PAGE – To laugh at the Racists Defending their Hick Pig Woman

Posted in:Paula Deen