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2013

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I was drinking with a bunch of girls last night, as I do, and one of their friends suggested they go back to their rooftop condo pool to skinny dip with a couple of dudes they met at the bar that night…

Unfortunately, I wasn’t one of the dudes they met who they wanted to skinny dip with…

Not being invited to the hot chick drunken skinny dip at 3 am, is officially worse for your self esteem than going home with the fat chick…cuz at least with the fat chick you’re fucking and you can tell yourself you can do better, even if you can’t.

In the Event you Care – Kim and Kanye Named Their Publicity Generating Puppet that Will Grow Up to be a Crimina – I Thought THey Were Just Gonna Call It “PROP”…But Instead the cCalled in North….North West…Seattle.
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Jay Z is Officially a Sports Agent
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Maria Menounos in Greece Going Greek in a Bikini…Greasy.
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Girls in Bikinis…OK! I can dig it.
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Cat Street Fighter Parody
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Kid With Cancer Scores Touchdown
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Some Car Wash Fails..
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I am in Love with this Nude Croatian Babe
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Some Sexy Butt Lifts
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9 Girls Getting Famous on TUMBLR
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Some Celebrity Pin-Ups
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Lightning Strikes Sky Scraper
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I just stared at a girl tanning in her bikini so long and intensely that shit got awkward…she didn’t know how to handle the situation…I didn’t know how to hide my boner…before remembering I have an inny not an outty and the good news is that security wasn’t called…because ultimately, despite how creeped out she was, I think she loved the attention…all girls do.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Shailene Woodley isn’t Mary Jane Watson Anymore
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A Whole Lot of Sexy Redheads
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I Like The Way Miley Blew a Kiss to the Paparazzi
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I Kinda Want to Have Sex with this Clam Licking Salt
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Some Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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Some Hot Aussie Chick in a See Through Shirt
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Kate Moss to Cover Playboy’s 60th Anniversary Edition
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Yawning Animals Compilation
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Eva is Modeling in a Wet White Tank Top and I Like It
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Jaime Pressly
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30 Wardrobe Malfunctions Fails…
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WWE Diva Celeste Bonin Nip Slip
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6 Life Hacks for Lazy Fucking People.
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Kitten Gets a Relaxing Massage
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Some Chick Named Cindy Spreading Wide…
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Girl Pissing in the Sink
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Some Alyssa Miller Cleavage
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A Compilation of Respectful Athletes
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Jennifer Lopez in a Skirt…
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Katy Perry’s Zombie Face Scares Me
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Anna Kournikova is In a Bikini
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The Saddest Pool Jump Ever
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Katie Price Jordan Reading Erotica…This Whore Peddles Anything She Can…
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The Best Nude Scenes From True Blood.
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The Hottest Pics of Jess Pare
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Saudi Singer Gets Showered in Cash
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15 GIFS You May Want to Masturbate To…
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Elisabetta Canalis Showing Off her Stomach
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Kandi Kay Has Huge Tits
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Busty Alison Angel Nude on the Beach
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James Gandolfini On Sesame Street
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Naked Hippie Gets Introduced to Taser
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Tarzan Swing Faceplant
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Erin Heatherton in a Tight Pink Dress
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A Compilation of John Goodman Losing his Shit
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Hot Girls With Tattoos
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I Like Jake Gyllenhaal’s New Beard..
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Money Shredding Alarm Clock to Force YOu Out of Bed
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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This Teen Doesn’t Seem to Like Anal…
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COUCH SEX
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Some Hot Anal
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Old Lady Sex is the Worst Sex
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Masturbating Farm Girl
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The Worst Christmas Video You’ll Ever See Ever
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Big ARab Tits
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A Couple of SLuts on Cam
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This Guy Ruined Her Computer Time with a Blowjob…
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Jun

OK FINE….One more Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day

Back by popular demand, at least the popular demand that stems from my penis communicating with my brain, a little obsessive and repetitive about shit, here’s another Miley Cyrus Turning Me On picture…in what is my third Miley Cyrus post today and probably my 100th this month, because I’m totally drinking her kook-aid, but unfortunately, I am not drinking her vaginal or even anal secretions, you see the things I would do for Miley push even me to the limit, but that’s just the kinda thing you do when you want to be a K-Fed.

I can’t help myself..or as Miley would say… We just can’t stop….

Shout outs go to the creep her watched the video over and over and over to realize she’s flashing her twat in her We Just Can’t Stop video,

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

20

Jun

Kate Upton Topless Pics Coming Soon of the Day

TMZ has some TOPLESS pics of Kate Upton on a horse…unfortunately for you Kate Upton big sloppy tit lovers, they are censored…

I would have expected her to be the one being ridden like a horse…because she’s built like one…straight from the barn, a little fatter than she was in her race day prime. ready to be put out to pasture…but I’m a hater of all awkward shaped things getting rich from hormone in the foot tits they barely show…mainly because I know she will just end up obese in a few years.

Maybe I’m just a hater, because I am seeing her sitting, or straddling, and instead of me wishing I was the horse she was riding, or even wishing she as on all fours getting mounted, all I see is the worst possible position you can put her in… this is not very beneficial for her body..They should keep her photoshopped….

Now send me the uncensored version….I can handle them.

It is apparently from a COMPLEX SHOOT …and here’s the video:


Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

20

Jun

One More Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day

I am a sick man, with a sick Miley Cyrus obsession…and this just opens a whole new floodgate of fantasies I can try to masturbate to, because Miley is constantly producing content that I want to rub my genitals all over…whether it is tweaking, pulling at her panties, being a bit of an exhibitionist party girl, or just being a skinny little thing that smells of money and youthfulness coupled with a nice dose of being a broken child star who sold her youth for the fame her Achy Breaky Dad had a taste of for a few minutes…before realizing to throw his kid into it after figuring just how the industry works to not make another one-hit-wonder…and the whole thing is highly fucking erotic to me.

To see pics of Miley promoting her new song FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

20

Jun

Rita Ora Grabbing Her Tits for Interview Germany of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement they have lined up for when Rihanna goes off the deep end in a cocaine fueled abusive relationship premature death that happens to the best of uneducated people from a small island thrown into the insanity of fame, fortune and celebrity, a concept everyone dreams of but doesn’t understand the trade off that comes with it…but the record companies do, and that’s why they have a constant flow of talent in case one dies, and Rita Ora chick is the UK Rihanna with bigger titties version, and she’s doing some photoshoot for Interview Germany that you may want to have sex with…like I do…cuz boobs, are fun most of the time, until they start talking and demanding things from you…..

Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

20

Jun

Nina Agdal’s May/June Instagram Pics You’ll Like of the Day

If you are into your favorite SI Model, Nina Agdal, the girl robbed from the cover thanks to Kate Upton’s viral internet fame, because print magazines are struggling and you gotta milk the cow that is bringing all the boys to the yard as hard as you can to sell copies….

Or more importantly, if you are interested in her best instagram pictures from the last two months, that seem to just be a lot of pictures from her photoshoots you’ve probably already seen, only in far lower lower quality after being run through filters…

Then you’ll like this creepy gallery of her best pics from the last 2 months that I didn’t compile, because I have better things to do with my time than stalk and catalog these twats making a fortune based on awesome bodies…now wait, I don’t….I got nothing better to do than that. I’m pathetic.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

20

Jun

India Reynolds For July’s Loaded Magazine of the Day


India Reynolds is some Glamour Model who is naked doing Glamour Model bullshit for some magazine that probably doesn’t pay her much, but that gives her the exposure to get out there and get on the VIP list at all the trendy clubs she wants to go to, and gets her in a position to get knocked up by a soccer player, because like all pornstars, even if they are soft core pornstars, they use that whole getting naked thing for personal gain, usually to help them charge more for their hooking…and I’m not complaining, because I world without hookers, would be a world without women, and a world without women, would be a world built on prison rape, and a world built on prison rape would be painful for those of us who have man titties and an inability to run very fast…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW

2013

20

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Posing With a Bra of the Day


If seeing flat chested chicks who recently got implants posing with massive old lady bras..then you’ll really like this Hayden Panettiere picture for social media…showing the world she still has a little circus clown in her, despite her new hustle to look more like a girl, rather than some midget used as a human cannonball under the big top….

Unless this big bra is just a normal sized bra that looks huge next to her dwarf self…

The fact remains that Hayden Panettiere’s fans love her in a creepy way, and even those of you not into fecal porn, would jerk off to pics of her shitting, it’s like she can do no wrong, even though she doesn’t do much…

Personally, I’m more into girls who don’t wear bras. But this isn’t about me people, it’s about you and your creepy fucking fetishes…cuz if this was for me, there’d be a lot more spread asshole, random household insertion, and maybe some squirting…I’m a little more hardcore that girls being silly with bras, that’s too high school for me, while I prefer weathered whore.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2013

20

Jun

Sara Sampaio Hot for Elle of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who you may have already jerked off to if you’re in your 50s and haven’t quite figured out that the internet has actual porn that you can view on your cellphone and that you don’t have to sneak off with your wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog to fantasize about new pussy…as your wife’s pussy continues to get worse and worse, day after day, from the day you married her til now…the steady decline if you were to graph that shit out on a graph, an investment you probably wouldn’t have made if you realized that all bitches cause headaches, and you’re better off circulating through multiple bitches, rather than being stuck with one bitch and having to deal with her bullshit til the day you fucking die, cuz that’s not living people, that’s depressing as fuck and you’ve sold out for the suburban dream…your penis neglected, and not getting the exposure it needs, your soul and your spirit dead from being some woman’s bitch….and the solace you have is when you get 10 minutes to yourself cuz she’s grocery shopping or with her friend, unable to nag you…allowing you to have some time to yourself to jerk off to something you want to jerk off to, rather than something you have to have sex with cuz that’s what being married is all about…kill yourself now…or stare at Sara Sampaio cheating on Victoria’s Secret with Elle, making a name for her half naked self. I’m into it.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio