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2013

21

Jun

Maria Menounos Still in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Maria Menounos in Greece cuz she’s Greek and does Greek…wearing a bikini…playing in the water…showing off her hot body and tight ass that houses her greek prized possession…her anus….and despite being a totally low level celebrity on a shitty show that may be on every night but that is not very respectable, I am still into seeing her press her pussy against a bald head….while wet…battling her friend in a little wrestle as two other girls splash her…if anything, that shit’s like the first scene of a porno…a porno I wasn’t invited to…FUN…

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2013

21

Jun

Claudia Jordan in Bikinis of the DAy

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I only know who Claudia Jordan is because of Celebrity Apprentice, and even with Celebrity Apprentice, I don’t really know who Claudia Jordan is, she didn’t really get me excited enough to wikipedia her, and even watching her change her bikinis for that old app that instagram murdered called VINE, I still don’t really care to find out who she is…but I will post her self produced bikini porn, because let’s face it, it’s better than nothing…or is it?

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2013

21

Jun

Kendall Jenner Bikini Model of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted this picture to her instagram – stating that it’s not retouched yet guys…which I translated as “I think I’m hot enough to post my bikini photoshoots to my social media without being retouched like my pig sisters who don’t do anything without running it through our editorial team of handlers”…and I guess my response to that is…what 17 year old body really needs to be retouched when it is in a bikini…I see 17 year olds everyday in their ass hugging, ass cheek exposing shorts, because it is the style, and as shocking as it is that their parents let them out of the house like that, I kinda endorse it cuz it makes the older 23 year old asses a little insecure about their sloppiness, putting the fucking work…squat squat…

The funny thing about Kendall is her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, glad she’s using her resources to change the world, and to not further endorse her own “I’m so hot, people look at me” spoiled brat ego…

PS – There is hope this family goes broke and she does porn by 30….fingers crossed.

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2013

21

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pics of the Day

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Good little Christian LeAnn Rimes, who her hick fans just think is great, despite her looking like a trashy hollywood hooker, who happens to be a trashy hollywood hooker, that has gone so far as getting implants, home wrecking and making a fool of herself on social media consistently….you know that horse head just never shuts up…but her fans endorse and support because that’s what the good lord and saviour Jesus tells them to do, especially with a girl who sings so wholesome and sweet and touches their hearts because they are idiots and don’t realize it’s all money making marketing….

The good news is she’s in a bikini, and she’s not fat….in fact if you crop her head out, she’s almost worth jerking off to…but not quite as good as jerking off to her old wholesome country videos, knowing what she’s become…

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2013

21

Jun

Georgia May Jagger in Some Pre-Sex Tape Campaign of the Day

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I have a crush on Georgia May Jagger…and by crush I mean I want to make sweet love to her tenderly…

I don’t know much about her, I don’t know if this is her and her K-Fed of a boyfriend, eager for her to spend that trust fun on him, fooling her into thinking he is really in love, because rockstar daughters don’t know what normal relationships look like, and they want nothing more than an average romance, you know to be the opposite of their parents, making them easy targets to suck in…

…but not easy enough because otherwise I’d be up on this one…working her from every angle…just to have those Mick Jagger Lips on my dick…no homo…even though that came across pure homo…you get what I’m saying, she’s got big lips dammit..

The only hope I have, is that in her rich, broken, confused, daddy issue existence, this modelling somehow leads to her wanting to be outrageous and more famous, and that wanting the carve her own path in the already open field thanks to who daddy is, leads to a sex tape…

But maybe we’ll just have to settle on this school yard kissing, porn to some of you criminals I’m sure…you know cuz school yards is where you get all your freak boners…freak.

Here is the Sisley campaign….not that any of your rednecks care….I know…it’s boring…what a slut.

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger

2013

21

Jun

Kate Moss Posing on Motorbikes of the Day

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Here ares some pretty boring, standard, corporate, dull, safe, repetitive pics of Kate Moss sprawled over a motorcycle, that were shot by Terry Richardson, who I can only assume is getting ready to retire now that he’s been hired by every single company and has shot every single cover and has worked with every single celeb and model…because this shit is not interesting, compelling, or erotic…it’s like they walked in, collected their checks, snapped some pics, and went off to get wasted together, because that’s all this fashion shit is, a money making machine, that once you’re popular enough to be part of, you don’t have to do anything and the idiots will celebrate you…

You see Terry Richardson used to shoot low level amateur porn with hipsters…Kate Moss has been consistently nude most of her career…yet here in this shoot today…they did this…

What a bummer…but I still want to bum her…with my tongue…to taste the years of use…you know to taste the vintage aged anus that’s traveled the world…

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2013

21

Jun

Iggy Azalea’s Hiding her Booty for Front of the Day

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The biggest tragedy in Iggy Azalea’s career is that she blocked me from social media right before she got famous. Back when she was in Canada getting her citizenship to work in the USA, I tried to organize a “Movie Date”, but got rejected and blacklisted from her life…which just goes to show you that I am on top of the shit before it gets famous, a sabotage my chances, and these people have no need for me to help them make it…

The biggest tragedy in this FRONT photoshoot, is that Iggy Azalea is not showing her booty, when her big white ass, is the only reason she’s got black producers up on her bullshit music…

But her video “WORK”….celebrates it enough for me….

Here are the photoshoot pics…that aren’t as good as the video….#epicfail

The reason it is an #epicfail is because when you have an eager bitch in your photo studio ready to get famous..or more famous…you make her work…work…work..workin on your shit…naked.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2013

21

Jun

Jessica Szohr’s Weird Fucking NIpples of the Day

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Dirty…and not just because she looks ethnic, or native, and like she’s been on a gas huffing bender that has led to drinking rubbing alcohol because she needs booze in her veins so bad…but because of that nipple…

I mean is that even just one nipple, or is she built like a cow, or dog, and has nipples along her milk chain, you know not quite as evolved as the rest of humans…or is it just her shirt…maybe she’s got a nipple ring…whatever it is, she should try to dress around that flaw, and not accentuate it…like she is in this pic…

Not that I’m against birth defects, a lot of times that shit is hot to me, especially when it comes in the form of two vaginas, no wait that’s not a birth defect, that’s all girls, thanks to their asshole.

YAY.

Posted in:Jessica Szohr

2013

21

Jun

Miranda Kerr for The Edit Magazine of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is not nearly nude enough for The Edit Magazine, where she got into some one-piece bathing suits, as she ventures out on her own, into the cold dark scary world without a corporate backer, that could really backfire for her, despite having a pretty popular actor husband, and a lot of money in the bank, that even with it failing she’ll be okay, she’s already won….

What I don’t understand is why in this new Miranda Kerr hustle, she doesn’t get naked, after years of being half naked with her vagina and nipples photoshopped off of her like she was Angelina Jolie hiding from cancer…you’d think her rebellion now that she’s emancipated herself…would be hard nipples and bush everywhere….

I guess people aren’t as logical thinking as me….but in their defines I’m pretty autistic…logic is what we do.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

21

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Pre Birthing Bikini Pics of the Day

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I love how this opportunist cunt and her publicity stunting, from getting pregnant as a storyline for her TV show life, that is ultimately just noise, meaningless and hated….to having a kid that is better used as a prop for the storyline that is her TV show, conveniently for her and her equally eager for attention baby daddy….a prop they named “NORTH”…because shit…baby naming that shit is another opportunity to get attention…and so is one last pregnant bikini photoshoot…you know get it in while you’re 250 fucking pounds…because magazines will buy this bullshit, people will talk about this bullshit, and look….it fucking works…they figured out just how stupid America is and they are milking it to get them riches…

She is the worst, she is the devil, she should be taken out back and shot, yet instead she’s making money from all of us.

She is the scariest looking pregnant chick, but maybe that is also for attention, shit reminds me of the barn….

Next stop for her “Post Pregnant Bikini Pics”…that you know she’s already starving herself for cuz they’ll sell for 500k and she knows it.

Let’s collectively make her go away…or we can just look at her weird pregnancy pics in confusion…

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